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JOHN EARLY on the show today — we're talkin' MADDIE'S SECRET, the new great movie, and other topics such as Iman Anthony, drum corps, etc. Oh oh oh, and then there are fun MESSAGES, one from britney/jordan in texas, and another from someone who works as a gay builder whose boss loves huge flaccid cocks....!?! people of huge ass experience...and also disclosure day and backrooms, briefly discussed. it's another day of LIFE — call it "Club Secret".... COCKS OUT...

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Sia Furler

Our little secret mentioned!!! Empty those coin purses!!!

Tati Beauty Puff

CARBONATE YOUR GOGO JUICE AND POP A LITTLE BUBBLY FOR JOHN EARLY ✨️🍾🥂💋

Roople

It's not this whole like "what is sex?"

toy cake

No sword that raises against Reverend Money shall prosper.

AgadorSpartacus

I just put my cock away. Getting out again for these ladies is always worth it. Come on little guy we're going at it again!

Sia Furler

Just got so worried I was the person Macy was going to write a diatribe to until she mentioned the interior motives episode

charlie

Pokemon Go(Go juice) to the polls❤️❤️❤️❤️

charlie

you better boof that gogo juice and get stepping to the cinema to see the all new film Maddies Secret!!!!! seated for club with john early

Roople

seriously though what actually is sex someone please explain it to me

whoisjbills

get your juice clumps OUT

charlie

the lobotomised sissy unc omg........... i have also been plagued with these videos on my twitter all week. s/he is a full cd age regression sub type person who has so many of these videos posted on tiktok silently admiring their legs in the full length mirror. https://www.tiktok.com/@a.man.with.gorgeou kind of fierce honestly

Peter

I genuinely thought the picture of “Maddie” in the cover art was Julianne Moore 😭

ant

GET YOUR VEGAS HIGHS OUT!

Lloyd

Maddie’s Ziegler

Caitlin C.

can you keep a secret

roboboy

did you know that has fibres in it

Drew

I’m releasing my wiggle and trade all over the place

Salvia

We are EATING!! (No purging!)

,

If you look up her skirt, you’ll know what it is.

Josh H.

Mmmm, yummy!

Freyja

Oh club I’m fuckinggggggg

Noah

Get your generational artistic talents out!

Josh H.

I cant wait to go keep stroking cocks in spain

Owin

I just want to be left alone to fucking grill

Nic

GET UR COCKS OUT

Freyja

Was thinking about the whole trend y’all are talking about of “oh yeah, you really can’t tell meaningful stories about like bourgeois American life” and it suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks that Madonna is the greatest genius of all time and the American Life album is fucking incredible when you look at it from that perspective 🤌🤌

Freyja

Second obviously being John Early 🙏

Roople

I just want to be left alone to FUCK and GRILL!!!!!!!!!!

river

there's always time for a cock (as your phone's wallaper)

Terry Gross

Now departing on my Camino del Santiago style pilgrimage to Macy’s house in Spain. ¡Viva las guerras de Nympho!

Richard Berquist

Sleepover at Macy’s then a field trip to the Large Hardon Collider!

Limabean01

going to save this for when i get to Juneau tomorrow as god intended

M

The fat-shaming gay elder story was told in an old episode, right? Anyone know which one?

M

Omigod, how do you not know that?

Tati Beauty Puff

they call it a cock encore after the amuse douche

Grady

Horned up to see Maddie’s Secret at the Castro theater this week!!!!

Grady

$50 dollars well spent

Grady

!!!!

AgadorSpartacus

How could anyone dislike Angel Money? That was a great ep. Holy fuck!

Grady

Bring Angel Money back please

Go-Go “Juice”

Binged all of Angel Money’s back podcast episodes and I’m truly so deeply obsessed with her

caitlin gender

Theda’s journey of 4d ass detachment scenarios is so good

May

john is hot i love a blond guy

Grady

I want to fuck him like crazy

Woody Allen

It’s giving drag queeeeeen

Bethany

John early on every episode pls

Caitlin C.

the movie is NOT coming to beautiful Gainesville Florida as of yet but it’s okay, i think i have a plan

mado

have y'all seen the movie pig? could pair well with Maddy's secret

Nathan

As soon as Theda mentioned the tension album I had a feeling she was gonna play Vegas high that song is so great!

Joe B

Loved Theda’s ass anecdote ✨

Benji

Great episode, Kids! Happy Pride! ☮️❤️

Megan M. Metzger

I am seeing Our Little Maddie’s Secret at the Music Box July 2nd and I can’t fucking wait

Grady

I wish club was 3hrs

Beth Jerky

liminal 4d assspaces

Davey

We are “Go” for Club, people

Pavle

club with John is a welcome balm

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

Fave line from the Bon Appetit episode: “I’ll be able to tell the new ‘stuff’ from the old ‘stuff.’”

roboboy

FUCKIN LOVE VEGAS HIGH

roboboy

Come on and take us (woohooooo)

May

i like the benevolent fantasy of a guy with a huge ass having an amazing time but i also liked that dark evil fantasy from early main feed i think about a straight guy with a huge ass who hates it and is deeply ashamed of his wagon. sorry i remember too much

Pete Sweenis

Our dear friend Bryan Singer

Elizabeth Highschool

Angel Money contains multitudes but to be fair, collecting polar bear pelts was a wild first impression for those unfamiliar I’m sure

Joseph

Please bring back Angel we loveee her. 👼

Amy Cakes

FYI the annoying ex-nun from El Día de la Revelación is BONO'S DAUGHTER. She played a secret trans in Detrás de sus ojos, which is worth a watch!

Zero Point

Angel Money convinced me I needed to start enjoying life, so after a long hiatus I had sex with a faceless stranger the night that episode came out, and I think that’s really cool

Benji

PEN-EH-TRASCHE!

synthesis

Get those cocks hard and those secrets out early….for John Early !! Im so happy Maddy’s Secret is coming to my small town I cant wait to see it !

Beth Jerky

we just watched 'Kate's Secret' and now I'm certain that John Early's movie is going to make me shit myself faster than a laxative could ever

B

Would love a source on that angry grill guy. I haven’t felt this taken by a drop since the “this song absolutely brings it” twink

Isaac

Glad to hear I’m not the only one whose been sent into full psychosis by Madonna Bandsplained and Kylie doc

gay sully

What a privilege to know the great John Early is just like us, laughing to himself in public like a mental patient with the OCD-type intrusive thoughts of the NYMPHOWARS sound board

Liam Flynn

Angel money was so good! Don’t listen to these people lol

Dibi

CLUB WE KNOW WHAT IT IS IT’S NOT LIKE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!!

Giovanni A

i have a huge crush on john early but i feel like he would break my heart <\3

Giovanni A

ginger minj needs to fix this immediately

Isak

Angel Money at your party gonna cost ya... and some would say it did!

Paulina

So happy to hear John on the pod! I’m from Chile but I hope one day I can watch Maddie’s Secret! International release please!!

Noah

Dumb as Fuck Day

A

fwiw i loved the angel money episode! she seems like a nightmare

Vanessa

All Red by Playboi Carti

BigGayJack

This comment is a HARD comment xoxo

Ethan

I NEED ANGEL MONEY ON AGAIN!!!!

Judy

I love Club and Club loves meeeee 🥰🫶

russ

Thank you hardon colliders !!

Levi

I had a 40 y/o supervisor when I was 17 that showed me an idea he had for a new tattoo. It was a cowboy sucking his own dick #gaysintheworkplace

chaset1000

TINA BURNER ON FIRE LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES

Lucas

Making sure everyone is aware that Laverne Cox’s new memoir is called “Transcendent”

Hayley

I love angel money!!!!!!!!!!

Luc

trans send dent…

Kylee Kemlage

despite my best efforts the chopped sissy unc video follows me

charlie

Get those legs out and walk.... you better work

Limabean01

listened walking all the way up egan dr !! beautiful beautiful town… going up on the glacier 2dayyy

Hunty

knfw year of pugh @ 35:30 🫶

Caitlin C.

um Eli Lilly secretly gave Trump the Chinese ozempic !! the one that Angel Money said turns you into The Countess. i have no one to discuss this with

Pavle

I relate deeply to Theda's anecdote minute. one time a guy's ass at the gym almost made me cry

Kurt Fraser

I’m so deep into this. GLP3 doll…

Sydney Austin

Monsieur Early should be on every episode!

Serena

A Spanish sleepover, if you know what I mean.

Pee She-Her Man

Angel Money is my favorite ep of all time, I'm on mephedrine 4 squeezing my Bobbies and I've never felt butter

Treeeeee

Please pull up the ep where John is Molly baz. I don’t have a lot to live for right now except for maybe that.

James D

Sissy Gay Unc listens to Nymphowars

Djua Leepuh

BON APETIT BEST NYMPHOWARS EP

Kylee Kemlage

*giving money to the nymphowars patreon* i am your slave

AgadorSpartacus

Did anyone else see promo for Maddie's Secret and think it was starring Theda opposite John Early?

ethan

Just saw Maddie’s Secret… this movie absolutely brings it.

siobhan

i support angel money

Lo

PSA Anne Lamott spotted on NPR interview, crusty white dreads and all

Christ

i have been blacking out to 'vegas high' on repeat every day and only have myself to blame

Christ

dread for dread

Noah

Lol harissa and preserved lemons being the most Moroccan things ever. Love you John 😂❤️🇲🇦

bailey

john early the sweetest person i have ever worked with !!

Christoph Flury

Searching high and low for showtimes to no avail 💔

Adobo chart updates

Mubi doing a “scratch & sniff” screening of the substance ((2024)).. Felt like I should share..

garrett

Re: Angel Money ppl need to respect when a Bad Girl is a BAD Girl like hello it's in the fucking title. I love her and I would welcome her back to the program with gaping arms

Eliot

went to the gym today first time since hearing this episode —— new trainer with gigantic ass !!!!! L'art imitant la vie…if you know whatimean