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CLUB ASEXUAL - July 11, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-11 06:59:36
Edited:
2026-07-11 06:59:58
Imported:
2026-09

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Macy is in NEW YORK and IN THE STUDIO. Oh my gosh WOW. Chatter chatter chatter about the news of the day, and then we debut our new segment where we smell 9 bad perfumes and eat 4 duane reade candies. Brooklyn drag danceteria and kylie minogue australia danceteria. Some stuff about Odyssey, and other things which I don't remember. Welcome to Club ASEXUAL. We are not attracted to Taylor Swift. We are not attracted to Beyonce. We are not attracted to Billie Eilish. We are one hundred percent asexual. And more!

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V

Macy, it’s good to see youuuu

Derek

There’s only so much you can club in one place

AgadorSpartacus

Love a late night drop from my favorite girls. I'm at work. Anyone at Eagle NYC come say hi to security on the roof deck. I know what il be listening to on the way home. Cock fully out for the whole subway ride.

lake kolomo

Club hanging out with your friend in person

Tati Beauty Puff

saving this for tomorrow so I will be sopping wet until then

Gabriel

GALS i got the alert this ep was posted while biking home from basement/ knockdown center 💃💃💃 winding down from that club with my fave CLUB

Josh H.

Brian Johnson could get a physical from Poop Chute.

May

my shallow trace lysette take is she fucked up bad with her nose job and veneers it’s all i can see now

Beth Jerky

Macy is in NY, and I am currently in Fargo ND. Also, I was watching house hunters Alaska tonight and I respect the fuck out of Macy even more now. Theda; I’m a hamm sandwich slap my ass

Beth Jerky

Have we had an update lately from our beloved baker big gay jack in the arctic wilderness

Lars

Club Room, it’s good to see you.

Gabriel

ur workplace is like #1 prime spot for getting your cock out wow do they know how to honor our nymphowars girls 🫦

ethan

Macy’s Odyssey back to Club Room

brit

oh my god……. steve gontarski chat

Toby

CLUB IN PERSON GET YOUR COCKS OUT

AgadorSpartacus

Girl. I honor them every day, night, weekend, weekday, arbor day, Jesus birthday. Cock out full time

Gabriel

sounds like you found the way to job your love

lake kolomo

Meet this boy named Barrigan He’s calling beavers terfs and koalas trans

Ben

Downloading club for a flight, can’t wait to get my cock out in the air‼️

Nic

Come to the club, come into the club of LOVE

momrom

Get out of bed, 4 5 6, listen to club don’t wait for club.

Giovanni A

we come to this club every week for love, joy, and cock. clubney, thank you.

charlie

bring your love💃cause you cannot shake me 💃 bring your love💃cause you'll never break me 💃 bring your love 💃 cause you cannot take me doooooooooown 💃💃💃 be sure to bring your love out for a good old club room !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dany

We were smelling this pine, this amazing pine

Jo

I’m asexual .. I DON’T FUCK WITH IT

Jo

Faecal transfer

May

transamorous boyfriends hate niche fragrances. they just want you to smell like sephora

May

OH btw there’s a new kayali fragrance at sephora called “BOUJEE 💸 KITTY 🐱 CARAMEL 🍭 MILK 🥛” and it literally started as an april fool’s joke but the gourmand sheeple demanded it be released

Garrett Mabel

Pull your cocks back into your bodies, it's time to reject the human form 🤷‍♀️🌈🤌

Daniel KLk

I Feel So Club Good For The Club One Step Away (from the Club) Bring Your Club Dance(In The Club)eteria Read My Club Every Club Club Sensation Club Without Words Bizarre (Club) Club Fragile (Club) My Club Is My Saviour Club The Club L.E.S. Club

Giovanni A

this episode is like your Confessions II for that episode where you went to Sephora and tried makeup we couldn't see. Edible Ass Paint II

Jo

I’m not, I’m just holding out for big gay jack

Jo

Club Mile High Club

Jo

This is how ‘the bowl’ is created

Ben

Don’t cock your air, air your cock

AJ Ballor

the sun is bouncing off the ground and up the ass.

Isak

The full version in the best quality is waiting for you... check the link in the description, and the qr code...

vic

Just got home from watching Maddies Secret and now I’m listening to the pod, life is worth livinnggggggg

Gabriel

how was it? i think its one of my favorite movies ever instantly, on account of me whispering "this is the best movie ive ever seen" multiple times to my friend while wacthinf

Robbie

Theda we won’t cancel you for saying the r word it’s a millennial affliction that is incurable. We only stopped saying it in professional settings

Josh H.

Pitch idea: Poop Chute is a journalist going undercover in Brian Johnsons asshole as a transfer-shit, but ends up getting her first kiss. Titled "Never Been Shit"

Nick S

Everyone here is a work of cock

siobhan

i started listening to this show at the dawn of the nympho fragrance era and i have to commend the ladies for making me now have opinions on a topic i have never once cared about

Christ

get your napkins tucked and your forks and knives out for club PLATE

Lars

Uunhh fuck I’m not cumming I’m asexual

Caitlin C.

Maddie’s Secret it’s good to see youuu (i saw it last night, it made it to Florida, it was so good, even though the Regal fucked up the picture size and kept the lights half on in the theater.)

river

Liqourice Cock for Rupaul's Drag Race Season 19

roboboy

If it’s against the law, arrest me!

INO

Whetting the tongue of the mind

Zach Defense

Club come into the club of room!!!

Log

My beak is so hard rn

Grant W

Candies taking me back to the Eggland’s Best era (such a wonderful feeling)

David B

Shane Dawson is releasing a film called 'Cancelled' in some theatres, gals please review it, my clit is peeping ✨🥖

Megan M. Metzger

It was incredible and I was not prepared to get so emotional

Joseph

“I feel inspired in the vagina tunnel”

patreon user #00001312

pine by stora skuuug is too sweet for me and makes me so sad… i crave an actual pine scent and separately i crave patchouli to be left alone by the clutches of it being made WARM by AMBER….. i only like one smell in the whole world. we need to #MixOurOwn SCENTS

Sia Furler

Come into the club (room), come into the club (room)

freezy515

Has anyone smelled Breath of God by Lush before? I’m a very unscented person and this is the only scent I have. Theda I would especially love if you found a way to smell it and let me know your thoughts. xoxo

vic

Loved it, I saw it alone and even tho I’m usually shy when I’m by myself I was laughing out loud A LOT, can’t wait to see it again and hopefully with some friends this time!!

Sia Furler

Theda, Cara’s family are British aristocrats what’s why she’s so insufferable

Terry Gross

Just got a TikTok ad of Troye Sivan grilling figs??????

Luca Cruz Salvati

Thank you ladies for making my inebriated fantasy come to life!

Ross Leonardy

im here for haus labs slander. also her contour stick is comedogenic

DD

call it SEX. call it SEX. call it club without words

Sia Furler

For my Psych undergrad I took advanced modules in sensation and perception and we ended up getting a free perfume and mixing course and I remember that Ozone stuck on all my clothes for like months and it haunted me

Theo

Currently trudging through Rebel Heart….definitely the worst

Theo

We need Edible Ass Fragrance

Robin Denzer

Please watch “the scent advocate” on YouTube . She’s the one with 1.5k subscribers and every thumbnail is a close up picture of her with slightly disheveled hair

reagan

IT IS OKAY.. I DO FUCK WITH IT 👍🏻

reagan

Confessions II and Club Ellen on repeat alllll week… I feel so free 💜

Luke

I liked it!

bitty

Selena Gomez as torta as Penelope as ann hathaway

Elizabeth

Get your cock oud! Thank you for the asexual representation!

LS

We’re in the room.

Theo

Maybe Grimes was wearing the pennies perfume when she was with Azealia Banks

Caitlin C.

For real, it was genuinely very moving. Those in-patient girls 😭

AgadorSpartacus

Curious. Who gets their cocks out frequently throughout the week? I've already listened to this one 3 times

Henry

SNIFF my SCENT!

joancutesac

It took me until the 43 minute mark to realize you ladies were actually in the same room, I'm using too many scents

Moniker Lewinsky

You are welcome to steal this for a future episode featuring a fragrance segment (which, fwiw, i looooove it)

Bricka Tuna

the cock is out and the opening notes are peel and mens assholes

rivers

taylors breakup album will be called "independance day" @ MSG

Grady

I love club room

Gabriel

i was familiar with Ruby the redheaded actress but heard John talk about how the three of them had a group and would make stuff with friends and he wanted to do that too, to have more community around making art rather than it being solitary 🧡

Bonnie Blue

Love at first sniff (me to my pussy)

nitrogen

it’s just that ever since i was a little girl i always felt like perfume fragrance was a form of storytelling

Gwen Stefani

I LOVE PLAYING WITH MENS ASSHOLES!

AgadorSpartacus

Nope. Maybe tonight. I'll be in the leather shop

DewLeepa

Girl is the eagle hiring. I work security too and need a new job

DewLeepa

Why make them suffer

DewLeepa

“I for one actually think concentration camps are a vibe [acoustic first take version]”

AgadorSpartacus

Girl. Don't make me regret doxing myself. Let's keep it light in the comments

Tati Beauty Puff

this was so sweet LOL i wanna share candies too. My grocery store has those banana peelerz so I will be getting some tomorrow🩷🩷

Ryan Koski

I didn’t realize how badly I’ve missed Club Same Room, this warmed my heart to hear you two interacting irl 😭❤️❤️

Selma Kayak

Breasts, huge penises, and orifices

Adobo chart updates

Best quality scents waiting for you check the link in the description & qr code 🫦

Roople

Macy, it's good to sniff you

Garrett Young

another excellent ep to which i can tap my bowl. thanks ladies

Leanne Beaver

Of course Taylor loves sombr. Shill recognizes shill.

Roople

This was a real balm in the palm after working all weekend. Thank you gals, as always, keep stroking that cock

Claudia

Nice to see a koala in person

Beth Jerky

i was cackling, pointing, grabbing my man's arm, it's so fucking good. i call it "if paul verhoeven directed "suddenly last summer" as an afterschool special"

Beth Jerky

YES. AN INSTANT CLASSIC. when she said "I PROCURED" i almost pissed myself.

Beth Jerky

MACY. lol my lez sister used to sell an MLM called "Lip Sense" and it sounds like gaga just bought all of their inventory because the description is apt

Mats

love the purse first drop lmao

roboboy

I've been thinking of this comment for the past 24 hours and bursting out laughing intermittently

Tati Beauty Puff

I'll be starting an antagonistic side project called 'news to abuse'

John Riggi

Brian Johnson Has Two Toilets

Isak

That's Trace LySCENT to you!

TJ!

It's important to get two knuckles deep with your sunscreen.

Lloyd

Anyone know the main feed ep with Macy writing a song about a high schooler and his mum being a bitch? Thank yewww!❤️

May

pobody’s nurtec

Jo

Nice

Jo

I have this and like it but find it hard to wear. I’ll dig it out and try again!

Jo

Rotten

Jo

Keep pecking that bowl!

Jo

Followed by Cara’s odyssey down the vagina tunnel

Jo

Get your antibiotics out, it’s time to get penguined

Freyja

Why is everyone with the Brian Johnson shit acting as if every trans woman on Earth does not already have some kind of digestive ailment

Joseph

i like silphium it smells like ginger and grass

Freyja

🎶 “See a koala, that one’s trans. See a beaver, that one’s not trans. See a kangaroo-“ 🎶

Bethany

God that Guy Branum joke killed me

freezy515

Help what is the “I live in spain” clip from

Josh

The whispering "the full version is waiting for you" was really sending me

Christian Catalano

Are you ready? / Are you ready for this? Some of my favorite new drops

Bradley

I’m lady Gaga

Levi

Maddies secret is that she wants banana peelerz anorexic candy

Levi

If you know what I mean

Freddy

He looks like a faggot

Beth Jerky

needle in the butt! scoop that penguin bowl!

Zach Defense

This has been stuck on a loop in my head for the past six weeks

Nick S

Thank you and SAME!