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Uh oh, smoke in the air! Whose fault is it...who else but our old friend Pierre Fitch, calling in to tell us how it all began (with some help from one of our old friends, a fierce fashion legend who loves SEX). The Odyssey is out, and although we haven't seen it yet, we have a neighbor who has both seen it AND left his mark on it...in the form of Mayonnaise and Mustard. Bryan Johnson has gastritis and is like Gilgamesh, Asclepius, and Jesus. Rat stories, crime scenes, faked cums, and more, this week on...CLUB THROUGH THE WALL!!

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John

Oh yeah

Julia

Get your 2am cocks out

Lucasbb01

In here? To tell you… I’m gay

Beth Jerky

Pot out Beth is smokin’

Amy Marie

who knew an incurable disease could turn bryan johnson into a DIVAA

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

Conspiracy: “Looks like a f*ggot” and “I love playing with men’s assholes” sound like sisters—hot, fraternal twins, perhaps??

Bud

Get your Bruce Almighties out!

AgadorSpartacus

COCK OUT. 2ND FLOOR MY PAYWALLED NYMPHOS.

Russalka

Oh so you doing the clubbing?

Will

Theda that french Canadian guy was amazing.

jd

Everyone here is a work of club

lake kolomo

Pierre fitch on the episode art oh great now I’m horny in the club 🙄 thanks

Ben

If you look into her chalice you may see mustard

goooooooooob

I wish all billionaires a beautiful and profound gastritis

Jack

Gals have you seen the clip going round of Amy P-slur on SNL using the T-slur repeatedly in a skit where she’s dressed up as like a skater girl or something? 👀

Bolkagirl

This odyssey has a club

Isak

Ass Fucktura Cock Detective

charlie

"I feel emboldened by the diagnosis. I want this challenge and Im hungry for it." He's so ready to be shitting and farting. He's salivating at the thought of all the colonoscopies hes gonna get to manage the shitting. This is literally the twelve labours of Hercules for him you dont understand this shitting and farting is his obstacle on the way to becoming a mythic hero

charlie

He is genuinely the most insane histrionic narcissistic i have ever seen 😭

momrom

Coffee fierce, Bath is cunt, this is Club through the Wall.

Mitchell Butler

The masculine urge to compare yourself to Jesus Christ because you have a tummy ache.

May

i just read the sluts and it feels so seamless with the universe of club ellen

M

“Ew, gross!” 😂

Go-Go “Juice”

There’s only one thing I like more than sharing what I know with other people. And that’s COCK

Richard Berquist

RIP to Olivia Rodrigo who died in those French Canadian fires

Conor Behan

Love profusion (headcleanr rock mix)?? 🤘🏻 are yewwww ready fahhhh thissss

nitrogen

I love a fighter. What the fuck

INO

Thumbnail may have irreversibly changed my relationship with my religious barista

Drew

schoŒL is in session

river

I know it’s so messed up how The Odyssey’s in Dolby (for sure)

vic

Call it mayo……call it mustard……

nymphowarsxxx

She’s dressed as Christian Siriano and it’s a classic

chaset1000

Get your mayo mustard out!!

Alex G

God Mayomustard is just so endearing, keep doing the lord’s work bud

BigGayJack

Listening to this before my night shift because I can’t be all clubbed up at the temp job

DewLeepa

The compensating for a lack of street smarts urge to signal to others you went to college by discussing Gilgamesh

Beck

Where can I get that love profusion rock mix you guys played?

BigGayJack

This statement is so fascinating and baffling.

AC

Fucking pissedddd at Nolan for cutting Lydia’s linens out of the film

hugomac

Pierre Fitch's 'husband' was Ralph Woods which is the most improbable name for a francophone ever.

sop

absolute club classic the editing ……. club through the wall is a hall of famer

freezy515

I was quite happy to hear about he/she’s penis

Josh

Stream Through The Wall by Rochelle Jordan...

Lukas Hall

Lukas Ridgeston 🩷

Elizabeth Highschool

Also autoimmune gastritis is the most nothing condition. It just makes you prone to iron and b12 deficiency and maybe some acid reflux. He’s so stupid

Nickerbockers

This show is the boost I could use

Theo

Sadly I remember his name was Lukas Ridgeston

bitty

Ithica's king is getting his cock out

Theo

Tati was an immortalist

Mats

i love you girls so dearly and all your episodes. please no more mayo mustard.

Blue

Wouldn't Bryan Johnson have the jellyfish cock from when Macy got married live on air

Henry

Madonna vouge Italia video going through her fragrances….❤️

M

Telling liez!

Pee She-Her Man

Theda's French Canadian impression is so fucking hilarious and spot on

Dibi

I’m haunted by mayo mustard

Log

Gotta keep em separated (mayo and mustard that is)

Grant W

If u look in her chalice U may see Mayo mustard

brucey

Pierre Fitch, it's good to see you

nitrogen

I love Mayo Mustard he’s America’s nephew

brucey

imagine if Pierre Fitch fucked Ellen. how cool would that be?

Momo

Ladies can we please talk about Courtney Love talking about Charli xcx and Hasan Piker on Interior Thoughts? Love you all so much ❤️

DD

Get your “Anna Sui”s out

Pavle

mayomustard every ep. and bring back miranda randa

M

Bring back the GD interns!

Beth Jerky

omg ... I once played Pontius Pilate in a catholic "Passion Play" as a kid and i had the cuntiest song

M

I think it’s a clip of Macy. From the Scarpetta ep

Pavle

millennials have Pierre Fitch, gen Z has Malik Delgaty. but one thing we all share? French Canada

DMT Cart

You know your man, he thirsty. Beating hoes, you know he want the first me. (first me) You know your man he shit. Beating hoes, he rubbing on my clit.

Corey Faul

Omg I could not believe I just heard my voice on nymphowars 😂 love u gals ! 💦💗💋

reagan

Get your cups out and put them on the wall ♥️

Alex G

For any other anime music appreciators, they made an Evangelion Wind Symphony a while back. Its got some gorgeous tracks

LS

PEPPER ANN

Jo

Mayomustard and Raspberry romance subplot when?

Jo

Or could they at least have a three way with AngelMoney’s f*r?

Debbie Rossclot

Wow beautiful. Pierre, it’s good to see you. Just like him, I too would say “bede bathe and beyonde” in a québécois accent. Other favorites included “huan in da pinke huan in da stinke” and aptly, “eef yew can’t take da eat, get out of da fieur” 🔥 perhaps Pierre and I are two peas in the same hot chicken 🥪

Lloyd

A beautiful vein of cream to yellow viscous liquids that you can’t help but imagine going in your mouth runs through this episode, thanks ladies.

BULLY POP

When you hate fun:

Ben R

What are mayomustard’s thoughts on dijonnaise?

Ellie Diamond

id on the love profusion remix 🤔

ethan

gastritis is what the doctor said makes me vomit when i eat bread. bryan is a faggot

May

or the dj honey dijon

Willis Brown

please cover madonna at fifa

Henry

All in all….its just another club in the wall!

Ben R

He’d probably say she’s lacking something… maybe some mayo

Drache Mitch

God, no wonder he seems so geigh.

Drache Mitch

The New Norman walked so Mayo Mustard could run.

Frank

If you look in her chalice you may see mayo-mustard

hamson

Brian johnson scoops the hilarious theda hammel

Davey

Potential title of Theda’s screenplay: “The Immortalist”???

Sia Furler

SPOOKY SPAIN. I’m literally seeing Kristen Hersh in Oxford because of that

Tati Westbrook

I’m goeen to freakeen live forever ❤️

Joe B

What Ever Happened to Shit Minute?

Josh

"no more Mickey mouse" is immediately an all timer

Sia Furler

Can you please use the Ayesha Erotica song “Lina Morgana” when you diss lady gaga bc it is so funny

Dibi

Studying for the bar exam with “the case is what I call my pussy!” stuck in my head reading each case. Thanks A Lot, Bitch!

Sia Furler

No more Mickey Mouse is like a drag race punch line, that’s so comical

Giovanni A

can someone tell me when maddie's secret is coming to europe? im going to explode

roboboy

it being better than anything gaga's released in a while

K.

“The first half of the movie is sort of mayo, the second half is sort of mustard.”

Freyja

Bryan Johnson being on Cialys and estradiol at the same time for “longevity” really is very dua lipa representing the woman of today