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CLUB JOYCE, CAROL, OATES — AUGUST 1st, 2026 (Patreon)

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2026-08-01 07:57:52
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2026-09

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WOW — I'M REALLY STROKING MY COCK...SPECIAL GUEST JOYCE CAROL OATES ON TO DISCUSS HER OPINIONS ABOUT EMILY WILSON'S ODYSSEY EDITORIAL — THEN WE LISTEN THROUGH CHARLI'S NEW ALBUM WITH THE HELP OF THREE BRITISH PUNDITS...AND SO MUCH MORE...WE ARE MAKING ROCK MUSIC AT CLUB JOYCE, CAROL, OATS.

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John

4am club let's goooo

Grady

Oh fuck I’m cumming

Lo

MY COCK IS OUTTTT

Benji F

Get your Oates out… Its time to refrigerate them overnight in milk for a delicious healthy breakfast snack

Ebb Phillips

If you look up her toga, you may see the second nipple

AgadorSpartacus

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke your cock. Roughly all the way. Merrily merrily merrily merrily. Goon away the day! Thanks for the early morning drop to keep me awake on my train ride home from work. 🍆🦅🚇

Dave

You know I’m on my knees yeah

charlie

Alaska thunderfrick

Jack

If you look up her skirt you may see that nothings gonna last forever

John Riggi

Relieved to hear you received my gooniversity email

charlie

Also theda I dont know if you're still in a bl watching mood but gelboys season 2 is coming out august 8th an I for one am fully gooned in anticipation

V

Joyce, it’s good to see you

Sia Furler

My subscription briefly lapsed…. But we are BACK!

Pe er

Macy, it’s good to see you… are playing London on September 6th!!! 🎫 purchaseddd

Nicole Wigman

I’m really banging my cock … I’m really hurting my cock … Yeah we’re making cock music!!!!!

Sia Furler

The bunny hop AI version is kinda good…

Debbie Rossclot

joyce carol oates Eats shoots and grouts

jd

Petal🥰… petal💐… petal😲… petal☀️…petal😚… petal…💖

Plush

hello, wet behind the ears DJ here. Can u ladies drop a new soundcloud playlist of your sound effect drops. I neeeeed amy poehlerer going Im A T Girl

Isak

Gonna have to agree with Macy on this one... some good moments but overall a real eggy fart of an album

M

Joyce Carol Oates on fire like the Hunger Games

Nic

The club thumbnail this week is...sublime

Manuel Antón

my PETALS ARE OUT AND BLOSSOMING IN THE SUMMER BREEZE FOR CLUB PETALLLLLL ET YOUR FUCKING LEAVES OF GRASS OUTTTT

INO

Every guest more difficult to do an impression of than the next. Macy’s greatest acting challenge yet!

Bethany

Is the 3rd to last song similar to The New Radicals Get What You Give??

nitrogen

Keeping my Oates IN (to protect them from Terry Gross)

courtney

Club petal... Petal!... Petal... Petal!... Petal...

Bethany

It’s extremely jarring that Theda is the positive one this episode and Macy hates something

EJ

May the odds be ever in your spank bank

Manuel Antón

oh my god for like 10 minutes I thought new rules in the background when dua spoke was weird wet noises of her getting pounder the whole time as she's speaking, this is the peak nymphowars perfect illusion

Henry

I thought the fake petal song was REAL at first listen! They got my ass 🥀

Dibi

[opening the Sunday Styles] “Joyce Carol Oates back on Nymphowars, honey!” “Any news on Terry gross?” “No . . . Not since the nurtec.”

Elizabeth Highschool

I was JUST listening to the past episode with joyce carol oates last night and was thinking how I wanted her back on… im so powerful

Pavle

Yeah is a top 5 of her discog. now we're making CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU B music

Go-Go “Juice”

Oh my god I just looked up the diplo dick pic there is literally shit IN THE BOWL 😭😷🤢

Reno T

It’s like fucking christmassss feliz navidadddd

charlie

the previews up on iqiyi already🫦🫦🫦

BigGayJack

A Freaky Friday tit for tat

BigGayJack

You gotta stop buying Kathy face lifts, Sia Furler

Caitlin C.

Macy pulling spot on parodies of “drag music” and Rupaul music off the top of her head… i’m stroking it

Amalie

Has anyone else gotten that Joyce Carole Oates masterclass ad on youtube

Glen

I was blessed to get to see Tori this week and she did a whole bit about starting a song in the wrong key, it killed 😭 someone uploaded a video of it: https://youtu.be/6gLvRoqg1sw

Gwen Stefani

it’s more about the diplo shit bowl

Zachary

Looks like an old crusty Maya Rudolph on the episode art

Henry

That’s who I thought too 💀🤣

Bricka Tuna

Cock: out Bowl: tapped Persona: created Macy: seen (good)

Sia Furler

I genuinely think “Again Again” and “Brown Eyes” are the best lady gaga songs of all time.

Megan M. Metzger

Reading Blonde with Joyce on the BBL Zoom when

DewLeepa

Theda listing off every fruit ever was very Joanna newsom

Manny Brambles II

Scholars believe the Ancient Greek sculptures were originally painted in vibrant red, yellows and blues but in fact they were originally conceived as Music Fashion Film black & white.

Selma Kayak

We gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE, And then we’ll take it higher! -Eddy Grant “Electric Avenue” vs -Theda’s impersonation of “Persona” mah mah mah myyyyy pershona

Freyja

I had a similar thing to Theda with the album where I really fuckin could not stand brat, and the release cycle leading up to this was also infuriating but a lot of the actual material really won me over. I wouldn’t say the album really blew me away as a whole but I do agree there’s some real highlights and great musical tracks that I will definitely listen to more. I don’t think that extends to the lyrics, I completely agree with yall about her attention to scansion being great and I honestly just think it gives her an excuse to get away with totally vacuous writing, and the way she leans on the rich London gal “persona” is *really* fuckin infuriating given it’s just her actual personality and upbringing, and it’s honestly a little bit rancid with the whole upper-class cis girl trauma routine. She can be as self-aware as she wants, she can be as ironic as she wants, she still claims to have a statement behind this album; as far as I can tell whatever she’s trying to say here is totally confused and misguided. All of that gets made up for enormously by the fact that I do really think she’s a pretty talented electronic composer and she often really leans into the punk thing of repeating words until they totally lose meaning and just become musical units (which low-key feels like an absolute gift given the lyrics you’d be getting subjected to otherwise), so I think she’s at least got enough humility to lean into that and prioritise sound and effect over her own grandiosity? Idk, I feel like there’s a genuine creative talent there and I’m surprised how much I love it I just wish she wouldn’t keep trying to twist it into this weird “prestige” arthouse vibe 🤷‍♀️ Feel very stupid saying this but 2007 is maybe one of my favourite tracks on the whole thing, it’s very based off the fact that the lyrics get totally pulped up and dissolved though (I think she basically picked a year number because the enunciation’s clearer) - feels a lot like that Garbage song “I’m Really Into Techno” in terms of just a really great electro song with a random vocal unit to tie it together, and I think if she leant fully into that and stopped even trying to include *any* sort of sense in the lyrics she would honestly have such a great fucking talent here. Same thing with the final track, I was really excited when instead of “Ft” it said “Featuring” cause I was really hoping it’d just be a total pisstake and David Cronenberg wouldn’t be on the song at all, like Macy said it feels totally incongruous given that he’s actually saying shit with actual depth and I think if anything the “they are dead they are gone” loop should have been the only thing she actually used. She needs to do an actual pisstake for once, not just this whole “I’m being so random and trashy and crazy but you don’t even know how I’m feeling inside 🙄” Tl;dr like the album love u both, still think she’s a prick but there’s a newfound respect keep declining that card 🙏

Go-Go “Juice”

Love the big metal door y’all keep the pundits behind

Freyja

The Notorious O, JC

Christ

ariana said BONES OUT and i heard OATES OUT

Dany

Charli XCX reveals tracklist for newest album titled „BOIL“: Staircase, Clemence, Julia Fox (feat. måneskin), 5 Kilometer Cyclone, North Pole, PG360, Baguette (feat. Natashya Hawley), Crest White Strip / Marinade, Plane Compilation, Luv, 4 Chaps, 500 Bassoons (feat. Rick Beato & Connor Storrie)

DewLeepa

A toga not covering both nipples is a skirt

DewLeepa

Just listen to the episode on a computer, record with your daw?

Plush

Girl i get that, but im already isolating clips and stems ad nauseum. I am a patreon stan still hungry for main feed and I need either new episodes with cum and fart and poop and Anne Dowde or a SFX playlist or im gonna turn into a pile of salt gang idk

Grady

The music you sere playing under the Joyce interview makes me feel really hollow and sad

Antoni

i have the same issue as Macy with the trend in pop music towards extremely literal self-referential lyrics and i am disappointed to report that the new Ariana album is even worse and more self-serious than this Charli album…. good lyricism that speaks indirectly through metaphor with effective rhyme scheme is so dead

Doulgas

On an uptown 1 in the same car as F. Murray Abraham as I type this… He has no bag in which Oscar could reasonably be concealed, leading me to wonder if the statuette has become *His* Little Secret

Kurt Fraser

My favorite lore bit is that Joyce’s husband is still alive in the nymphowars universe (I unfortunately know he’s dead bc he was a neuroscientist like my pathetic fucking self)

Zero Point

Well… Charlie’s no Madonna that’s for sure

Megan M. Metzger

“electric avenue” is one of my favoritest songs of all time

garrett

I thought it was genius that the amphora opening noise sounded exactly like New Rules but then as I'm typing this I realized it Billy Eyelish bad guy

May

i will not be listening to the album but i’m happy for theda. insert miley “and that’s a win”

roboboy

Macy Charlotte tilbury hardest Ive laughed since 2019

roboboy

It brings me back to club mayhem lol

Leil Houndes

For my own sanity I’ve been fully blocking out the Charli album… however I’ve fully succumbed to the slayyyter album despite my best efforts. Can’t win them all

Josh H.

Charlie shit-poo-flecks

DewLeepa

Also I’m sure I’m the odd one out here but I genuinely do not care about voicemails at all. I know they provide humor and entertainment but most of the calls are so generic

Bud

I swear she’s not saying “like it’s 2007” but is saying “like ‘Kids’ 2007,” referencing MGMT. Idk, that makes more sense to me.

river

tapped and toked for club SHIT, GIRL, PLEASE

Ryan Koski

I think the song that Theda is thinking of at 1:19.00 is Electric Avenue?

Jakab Bailey

It took me 1 hour of searching to realise I’m Afraid verse melody sounds like Adam’s Song by Blink 182, and also reminds me of Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus for some reason. There might be some other similar 2000s alt rock/emo songs she’s drawing from that I can’t remember. Pls comment below if any1 knows them!!

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, release the REAL Charli tapes xoxo 💋

Sam

I don't feel embarrassed even if I suck... Cock!

Kai

Im kinda obsessed with Macy’s version of camera. In my fantasy world we get Camera ft. Macy Rodman by the end of the year.

Tati Beauty Puff

Who do you think is better Stewart Price or Santino Rice?🥁

Gwen Stefani

tapping the amphora of my mind in time of famine 😍

Gwen Stefani

universe make this happen 🧘🏻‍♂️🙏🏼

DMT Cart

Where the faggot pussy? Where that brag, “It fussy.” Where the pussy ass hoes? That Bob Saget pussy?

maooaf

As the commenter who asked for moderation last week, thank you for the vessels of Pundit. In the Gorgias, Socrates likens the temperate soul to an intact vessel full of milk or some gay bullshit, but for me the content soul is an earthern jar of pundit and british :)

maooaf

Also, I wrote that comment last week around 3am on my lunch break in a little desolate corner of the hospital I found; I needed to feel SOMETHING

Zach Defense

Speaking of adaptations, I love the 3 British pundits version of Beckett's Play

Lowen

me and my cocks....we get them out!!

May

it reminded me of dirty little secret by all american rejects

josh brolin

Hawk Two-ah, it's good to see you

charlie

PG360 omg😭

covered in scoop

Of course I can name another Dua Lipa song. Ventriloquist. The World.

Theo

I thought Alaska’s new song was L**y G**a

Theo

Bonnie Blue was 8 in 2007

josh brolin

Also was it Electric Avenue?

Ray

theda welcome to the dark side (charli stans)

TAD

So who's gunna act surprised when we find out "Tara" is actually Ann Dowd

Freyja

I kinda like the new Ariana vibe…

Freyja

It’s literally just because I love Jameela Jamil turning into Barbara Walters talking about the example being set for young girls

Richard Berquist

I was crying/laughing on the sidewalk hearing her lisp

Freyja

No I agree I was thinking the same thing when I heard that line - I think it accomplishes the same rhythmic function as picking a number though, the fact your brain hears both versions and there’s this little liaison where the “k” sound just neatly splits the two syllables really works well for me in terms of breaking down how certain you are about the lyrics and investing more in these little plosive sounds and beat patterns. It’s almost kinda Laurie Anderson vibes, I like how much she fucks around with these weird little phrasing tricks now

Jo

A second nipple has hit the toga

Tinsel McGee

Does anyone know if the gals are going to release any more merch ever?

Gay Half-orc

I need charlotte tilbury in the amphora every week

Ben

Every song is like Kim Gordon’s BYE BYE

O

1:19:02 soundstamp could be Republica, Ready to Go ???

DMT Cart

Yoncé’s all on his ass like bussy. Like, like bussy. Milk, milk that pussy.

TRXCY

The flow state that Macy reaches through channelling Charlotte Tilbury must be studied. Exceptional.

Beth Jerky

Or as they say in London Town, “tit for twat”

Lilith

I’m afraid is lowkey a rip of Julia foxes “down the drain” song lol

Jo

Shake the price and steal the rice (and Oates!) 🌾

Doulgas

The plural of “amphora” is: A) amphoras B) amphorae C) slags

reagan

That’s what I heard too lmfao

Dibi

LMAO

Nickerbockers

I'll always goon out for New Rules instrumental backing music

Jo

‘Tig will not! Tig will not!’

Lloyd

C’mon and wrap that blade of grass around Alex Skarsgard’s cock. This movie “Wicker” that I keep getting ads for is like a rejected KNFW bit that got made into a feature length film imo.

Lukas Hall

Macy, it’s good to see you

nymphowarsxxx

There’s merch avail now! Hellomerch.com/collections/macy-rodman

Tinsel McGee

Thank you! I was hoping for something that said KNFW or nymphowars but these are fun too

Lars

This ep opening made me research Bitch I’m Madonna. Lo and behold I find out it’s produced by SOPHIE. Huge. The last taboo… TRANS

Wren

that’s how you pronounce ouroboros???

GabuMatt

So now we're making COoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo--

rome

I wish diplo didnt turn me on

charlie

anyone following this angel money bob the drag queen twitter beef.... i have no opinion i am just very entertained

pussytourettefan

the last dance instrumental is really so beautiful

David B

Get your Uk trans bathroom bans out 😭😭😭 (as of today). Luckily I'm in North of Ireland, not clear if it's coming to here yet. To all UK peeps, get your fucking cocks out in the bathroom. ❤️❤️

Thomas

1, don’t pick up the phone you know he’s only calling coz he’s gooning alone. 2, don’t let him in youll have to goon his cock again. 3, don’t be his friend, you know your gonna goon his cock in bed in the morning. And if your under him, you ain’t gooning over him. I got new cocks I goon them.

therubygeorge

If you like the song about AG Cook I think you would LOVE the album Evangelic Girl Is A Gun by Yeule, it's this same sounds but better and with creative nonliteral lyrics

Gabriel

guys i have a long drive im a passenger for tmrw, can ppl rec some old blow jobin and club ellen eps i should relisten to?

Zach Defense

In a pinch I always just search either tati or gaga, and it digs up some of the best ones

Sia Furler

I genuinely have a very strong emotional attachment to Macy’s Charlotte Tilbury; she’s one of the only characters who is entirely benevolent in the Nymphoverse and I just got an ad of her and genuinely teared up. I want her to be my aunt.

Blackberry Girl Storming

Tori did write in Hey Jupiter that with her partner she didn’t “have to be a magazine”

Giovanni A

theda dying at the ai petal rly got me. i gotta relisten

Tinsel McGee

This energy from Theda is so bizarre, I can't tell if she's just doing one long hypercommitted bit or not.

Nick

it’s frying me that the odyssey theme music is also being filtered thru the phone