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CLUB HAVIN A LAUGH - AUGUST 8th, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-08 20:38:54
Edited:
2026-08-08 20:56:27
Imported:
2026-09

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Content

We talk to Theda's new AI program "SuzAIyne", mull over some Robert Pattinson replacements, Have a Laugh with Kate Beckinsale, conjure some beautiful forests, discuss the zoning of gay saunas, and listen to a call describing a true cunt boy aberration. WE LOVE YOU!

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Alex S

Cocks out and ready to laugh

Go-Go “Juice”

One second I’m a cuntboy, then suddenly the cuntboy is me

Julia

havin a stroke of my cock……..

Theo

Im gunna sang Cher loyd by…cher loyd

Amy Marie

life is just one big chickenshit gig!

ax

got nothin to say but cock out and strokin it. keepin it simple today ladies! haha!! you always make me laugh. enjoying life :)

nea

i saw a tweet by theda on an instagram meme page ❤️

Josh H.

Ah' you 'avin a LAUGH? YEAHH alroight?! ✌️

anna

we can't let them get away with this

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

So glad we’re still bumpin Confessions 2 because it’s sin…is my save-YOUR?!! Fave track currently: “Fragile” is hard to beat because it’s so human & humbling🥲 Also, last week’s ep was great! I FUCK W/ IT!

Benji F

Thereeees alwayssss timeeee for a cunttboyyyy

Alberto

Omfg the first voicemail

reagan

Seeing Tori in Cincinnati tonight this will be perfect stroking material for the ride home 👩🏻‍🦰👍🏻♥️

Giovanni A

call it type. call it click. call it microsoft word.

DewLeepa

I definitively know one of Ariana’s closest friends, who was in one of her music videos, is one of your subscribers. If you’re reading this, she needs help. Xoxo unnecessarily genuine and invasive stranger/commenter on the internet

momrom

Cock is finally “in”, so I can rest.

Alex S

My cock can do all kinds of stuff, especially laugh

DewLeepa

Ladies, it’s good to see you; got my t-cock out, ready to stroke along with all the anti-ai, LTE instead of WiFi truthers

Josh H.

Tom's gotta lotta suckable spunk, that little twink better keep one gimp-mask eye-flap open 👁.

BigGayJack

Our Little Secret is literally our little secret now

ethan

There can be 100 cuntboys in a room and 99 of them don’t believe in you…

Drew

Cher a lloyd sneeze…

Derek

Get your fleadh cheoils out its time to go to Belfast …

Nicco

I can’t wait for this to go viral

Sia Furler

I find out on Monday if Kate Beckinsale’s Alum Oxford college is going to accept me as a migrant student… suddenly the scooped is me…

riiian

is it fuck

Thomas

Feeling luscious and suckable as I listen to The Pod at work ❤️❤️❤️

Fran Lebowitz

Are we sure Theda actually has a bf

EJ

“Keep saving those coupons.” —Theda to her mom

Javi

Ohhh... I just heard

mondo

charli xcx nymphowars listener. fork found in kitchen.

Elizabeth Highschool

It’s like we’re at some sort of transgender tipping point

josh brolin

Tori amos saying thank you courtney but its courtney act

Lloyd

In my head she patched things over with Irwin and moved him into her apartment

BigGayJack

WoW - the use of the soundboard is INSPIRED this week, gals xoxo

May

memoirs of a bpd geisha

BigGayJack

Omg scoopdate us when you know!!

May

love aretha’s cover of “what a fool believes” btw

Serena van der Schnitzel

Love Without Words matches a fast walking pace if you want to stomp around to it in a park

Zero Point

Read my lips is stuck in my head and must be listened to EVERY day istg. You’re just BROKE-ennn, broken up inside (my ass)

Tati Beauty Puff

they should've measured the beckinsale egg against a quarter (for scale!)

May

please more selena gomez voice theda lmao

Elizabeth Highschool

As a teen, I would self harm by painting a sort of Looney Tunes-esque tunnel onto brick walls and running full speed into them

Dany

Read 🔊 my 🔊 lips 🔊 … piss on my vagina 💃 💃 💃

Vyvyan

Cher Lloyd was such mass psychosis. She outros her song Want U Back with helicopter impression

JSB

theda i love love love your honey voice dont stop

Harley

get your sugar trees out!!!!!

Sia Furler

I would pay any Patreon tier cost for a main feed style Nymphowars comeback where you guys both have to take on an administrative role at the gay cruising gym that has no music; it’s just Pandora Boxx doing standup for 24 hours a day to gay guys lifting inflatable weights; and the gym happens to randomly have a series of niche Nymphowars celebrity clientele

Ian (age withheld)

Tori played Falling Slowly because Glen Hansard killed himself on his motorbike at 4am a week ago

nitrogen

they call her Horror Buff Hamm

Gwen Stefani

I’m so scared by the boy cunt story …..gonna go stroke and pray

Claudia

There’s also ‘Our Secret Spot’ which is a sex club no doubt

Elizabeth

Can someone share the number to call in? I saw Tori last night, and I need to talk about it!!

Coffin Flop

Can’t stop thinking about the Disney Channel original movie Paul Morris Presents: Cunt Boy

riley

(929) 486-1277

vic

Get your sons eggs out, it’s time to uhhhhhh crack em open and make delicious muffins to bring to the local gym

Bolkagirl

Anyone wanna braid each other's clubs?

Bethany

Oh boy not the glen hansard mention…. Dude was renowned in Irish music for being a creep lol

DewLeepa

The secret spot is what I call my pussy

DewLeepa

Also after realizing she was wearing a fake breastplate and hiding its seams with the babushka scarf for the music video, Ariana grande being a gay man makes sense. She’s performing drag 🌸

Javi

Sia, you have a beautiful mind🫶🏼🫦

Tati Beauty Puff

and that little auto-orchiectomy... was me👶🏻

Conor Behan

The jolt I got when I heard my voicemail’s name read out in that long list … I felt so alive lol

hugomac

The speed with which I spun through 'Who's Glen Hansard? - maybe I should find out something about this legendary songwriter - he was a dirtbag' was dizzying. Going to quietly sink back into my ignorance now.

What Keeps You Inside

The fossil record of art dying happened when AIDS ripped through the art community, taking out the ppl who created the best art cus they were the ones fucking - or thats what they say atleast :p

Beth Jerky

the only Wicker Man I ever want to hear about is 1973's perfect folk horror film "The Wicker Man," 1973, by Robin Hardy. Also, a perfect soundtrack by Magnet.

Beth Jerky

Aretha: "The Letter"

Bricka Tuna

Macy is already full-on European by being audibly baffled that people are not going fully nude to Theda’s boyfriend’s sauna in NYC. Whät ëven is thåt?

rupauldrownstrans

WHAT WAS THE PLAYOUT SONG I LOVED IT IT MADE ME EMOTIONAL

rupauldrownstrans

my friend sent it to me not even knowing the lore goes deep

Tati Westbrook

Theda going "HUH" with that augmented chord in "shake the sugar tree" at the end LMFAO

Tati Westbrook

isnt that literally the plot of AHS NYC lolllll

Tati Westbrook

SHAKE THE SUGAR TREE BY PAM TILLIS MISS HUNNY!

Sia Furler

Idk, I don’t watch shows by gay creators.

Isak

Say what you want about her, but Mimi Imfurst KILLED IT at the planet fitness!

DMT Cart

You can call me Ariana cause I like that dick Grande Ride it like a surfboard Call me dick Yoncé Fuck my sugar daddy now I am a millionaire Ride the dick like Rosa Parks Sit on it like a bus chair

Debbie Rossclot

If you look up her fossil record, you may see rod, man

roboboy

Sxsw call best call ever

Drache Mitch

I asked Gemini about the new NymphoWars AI and it sang the entire Whitney Houston song “My Name is not SuzAIyne” to me.

Wesley

telling someone in a south by southwest hat to keep stroking that cock 😭😭😭

M

Stop pushing your dang prayer app, Gwennifer

Megan M. Metzger

I never had a three way with John Norris when I lived in NYC but I did see him all the time at Union Pool and I told him how much I appreciated his adoring coverage of Madonna during his tenure at MTV which is almost as good as a three way

Megan M. Metzger

I can’t listen to it cos it makes me cryyyyyy

synthesis

I am in love with Theda’s Selena Gomez voice

Terry Gross

I was only half paying attention at the end but then my cock shot up and out at the playing of “Shake the Sugar Tree”

Beth Jerky

RIGHT!? i grew up roman catholic and this is the music i WANTED. lol.

Beth Jerky

lol i just realized that so many rennfesters (emphasis on the FESTERS) probably bang to the wicker man album and now i'm feeling really sexually confused. #willow'ssong

covered in scoop

ever since theda debuted her selena gomez impression, idina menzel has been doing one on all the podcasts. she's a listener and a copycat

David

William H. Macy it's good to see you

sop

THE WITHHOLDING OF THE HAWK TWAH

Harley Moen

Is this story about sucking a guy off in the sauna a health issue?? Like I thought having sex in that type of heat is really bad for your heart and it sounds like the guy had a medical issue…??? He just left him??

hugomac

Susan Boyle can fuck off - Macy has made the song listenable and interesting. It's really beautiful!

Megan M. Metzger

I was at a ren fest on Sunday in Kenosha, WI and everyone seemed positively virginal

Dillon

Macy Rodman, you can go back to the village with your head held high. I Dreamed a Dream gets three hawk tuah’s

Tinsel McGee

If anyone is selling a KNFW all talk all the time hat I will pay you fifty dollars for it

Christ

whose got the 'anything w a penis' 7 eleven parking lot lover link?