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get your decorations out, christmas season is starting early this year, and we have our old friend Santa on the phone — oops who's knocking on his door? could that be Wim Hof...the ice man? that would be funny if it was. theda's wicked witch neighbor has given her the wheel of truth, let's give her a spin and see if british cis women can be trusted. please please please say yes. liquid "U" for the "U" lovers out there. 23 and me has brought together Macy's and her long lost son CHAD. voicemails — gen z hookup, gay wedding planning, and where to vacation in the winter. all of this and more on CLUB BUCKET, if you like that kind of thing.

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ΚαλομοίραΦαν420

Corporate billionaire Edward Cole and working class mechanic Carter Chambers are worlds apart. At a crossroads in their lives, they share a hospital room and discover they have two things in common: a desire to spend the time they have left doing everything they ever wanted to do and an unrealized need to come to terms with who they are. Together they embark on the road trip of a lifetime, becoming friends along the way and learning to live life to the fullest, with insight and humor.

ethan

Her beauty is rare, her bucket is scooped

Roople

GOD HATES BUCKET CUNT

Russalka

It was just announced last week that this December Kevin Spacey is bringing his cabaret act to the same venue that Tori played in TALLINN, ESTONIA!🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🔥🔥🔥

Russalka

News you can use

May

i’m about to finish my first train ride and i was in a sleeper car too. now i’m in nyeeuuhhh virginiaaahhh as tori says

goooooooooob

If the bottom pulls out a guitar and plays wonderwall does that make them a strumdump??? Many such cases

Jo

Slinking in Paris this weekend, listening to My Sins Are My Saviour 💋

EJ

Get your jueves out, it’s time for Thursday

momrom

Keep stroking that concertina, folks!

M

Juice those scussies! 🧃

roboboy

Santa sounds suspiciously like kasha davis…..

vic

Teenage Sex and Death at Club Bucket

Go-Go “Juice”

The metronome behind Candace Owen ☠️☠️☠️

Go-Go “Juice”

I have literally not stopped laughing this entire episode

Richard Berquist

I thought Selena Gomez was Poop Chute for a sec

Henry

This was funnier than shit!

LS

Every time you guys bring up Wim Hof I imagine Ella Emhoff

Bonnie Blue

Get your One to Ninety Twos out

Henry

The sort of passionate diary-like recap was so crazy

Josh H.

Use the bucket to scoop, we're taking in too much CLUB!

AgadorSpartacus

Have had my cock out all week listening to knfw. Now it's gonna stay out so I can listen to trans pee lake too

Isak

Is it just me or is Chad giving trade?

Joe B

I was going to say Don Pardo

Henry

WSJ published article this AM called “the rise of the unstoppable American tourist” Greece got 4x as many American tourists as it did 19 years ago and Portugal 5x…fuck!!!! Also “The siege of paradise” will be playing at 2026 Tribeca film festival scrutinizing travel in the cinque terre. 3000 locals; 4 million tourists every summer

Josh

Have we seen these videos of Bjork at the Eclipse party in Iceland or whatever... Love her commitment to doing literally anything (and also playing Kelela)

May

wim “fun factory wand” hof

Christ

just a hang up call and the quiet breathing of our Persian we call 'Cajun' en Miercoles

charlie

scoop some salad out of that bowl and comer, as they say in espain (if you know what i mean)

Christ

and the intro announcer for SNL

charlie

crying laughin at theda's wim hof this episode is amazing😭

Zach Defense

I am listening to this while I set up my drum kit, my drums are literally out.....I've never felt such a beautiful feeling....

Joe B

Unrelated to this episode, but a while back I left a voicemail for the first time. It was never played, and I can’t describe how relieved I was

Nemisa

Babes, please check “Ayy Macarena - Remix” by Tyga, feat. Ozuna. Like, I am looking forward to hearing it as a clip or, even better, in a deranged radio style mix by TH. I’m obsessed with those (now learning the mix controller so that I can replicate it🪆🛐)

Nemisa

Macy, does your son have a gf?~

Nemisa

Bruh how did he escape from Israel/Cyprus? I thought someone’s keeping him there

charlie

about the travel anecdote near the end - I went to symi island in greece, population 2600, and they were selling labubu (nearly sold out mind you). Literally no place has been untouched. DON'T TRAVEL!!!! i will be staying home from now on greece doesn't need any more gay tourist

mondo

CHAD when I see you in on sight!

Josh H.

I was silently wishing it was gonna be Tim Gunn as gay santa

Sia Furler

Woke up in a cold sweat today and realised I’ve sent a series of really annoying voicemails over email and I’m giving you full permission to delete them and also block my email - Sia

Megan M. Metzger

I am listening to Nymphowars in Bushwick like I’m s’posed to

joancutesac

I cried multiple times laughing to this episode, thank you ladies ❤️❤️

Go-Go “Juice”

TikTok and instagram have literally doomed all travel. Everyone stay home. Go to your local beach, lake, mountains ETC!!!

brucey

I was not expecting a Santa Claus x Wim Hof collab. I lost my fucking mind.

Nemisa

Btw it is actually not bad in Minsk. For example we have a domestic big tech company on US stock market and whatever. Maybe a decade ago there was a ruckus when one mf outed a trans person by leaking an internal email. The mf in question was fired immediately which caused some grumbles from reactionaries but who gives a flying fuck

Nemisa

However I’ve long lived in EU. Now in Balkans, that is in fact the proverbial busted Eastern Europe but with cute nature. Meanwhile in Minsk they have the huge premium Russian beauty retailer that carries half of the fancy Fragrantica niche stuff (still…). Though probably it’s still nice for rich people basically everywhere

Nemisa

That perfume retailer has the flagship store not far from ZAMOK SHOPPING MALL (means castle, the facade looks accordingly - the depravity of bourgeois mind)

Go-Go “Juice”

Next ep please discuss why Troye “oh my gard sarr much” Sivan is obsessed with dressing as a woman in his music videos

Go-Go “Juice”

Also he described his new song as a love letter to the amazing women in his life, and I just need to get it off my chest, I HATE the phrase “this is a love letter to ….” GROW UP

Roople

I just came

reagan

Well he previously made a promise to himself that he would write a love letter to the women in his life

reagan

I live in Spain?

goooooooooob

The Paula Cole sting somehow manages to outdo Camp Miasma in the "best 90s one hit wonder music sting" category Absolutely fucking sent me

Grant W

“chauffeur come lick my pussy please / i’ll drive the car and you can eat my pussy” sent me into fucking orbit

Claire Simon

Obsessed that Macy’s Santa voice sounds like the SNL announcer guy

O

You know who has great diction? Kylie.

Theo

As a Gen Z gay I confess my reels are full of women getting blowouts and guy farting at stranger in park

ethan

A Liquid U conversation with no mention of ‘that’s a great story that I never knæuw’… we’re losing the ancient texts

lenuka yipiani

hey theda, did u hear that Young Royals prince guy was cast in heated rivalry season 2 😃

Henry

No more travel! Stop the spread!

Henry

I’d let Edvin Ryding scoop

Henry

10 years ago! Not 19!

ethan

It’s going down, I’m yelling Kimber

Beth Jerky

this episode was my "The War of the Worlds" broadcast.

brady

The santa bit almost made me crash my car

Josh H.

🎶I DON'T WANNA WAIT!🎶

Sia Furler

Macy if u come to the uk u must visit Oxford!

Manuel Antón

I've been listening to this old unreleased SOPHIE track, Burn Rubber, a lot recently and Theda said rub rub rub water and if i had ANY audio editing skills i would edit the girl from kero kero bonito out of that chorus to have Theda just to RUB RUB RUB RUBBA RUBBA RUBBA RUN WATER over that crazy early SOPHIE (TYPE) BEAT

h

It’s ginger’s baby!

Lloyd

Maybe watching Reels/TikToks while someone goes down on you is the Gen Z equivalent of a Gen Xer giving your boss head while he answers a call from an important client or the millennial blowing your “straight” roomate while he plays PS4 🤔

M

Whuddinit just?

caitlin gender

Theda’s rap is the joy of friendship

Tinsel McGee

Wow really disorienting start this week ladies!

DMT Cart

Slow down. Grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make your bussy fall off. Gas pedal. Gas pedal.

Jo

🎶 Christmas is coming, the goose has gotten fat - please put a penny in the old trans’ hat 🎶

Beth Jerky

boot eye evn't got a Pennae ?

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

I have to admit, that pic of you elbow deep in that skull brings me so much queer joy.

Nickerbockers

And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To kids from one to ninety two, Although it's been said many times, many ways, Macy, it's good to see you

perestroika hilton

on the edge of my seat wondering if this bit is going to be trans america or all about my mother

hugomac

Is it just me or do they sound like Valentina?

Jo

“Christmas is a poor excuse for picking a trans’ pocket”

N

Mrs. Clausha Davis

siobhan

the fantano sting kills me every time

Log

I’m just gunna put two ice cubes in a sock and make that my sack

Ronnie Nygard

~ When she thought it was God calling her Oh, would her son grow to know his father?~

Seth

I had a hookup where they said they were watching porn but were actually recording me so consider that possiblity

Caitlin C.

wore my Club Ellen shirt to psychiatry appointment today, but my psychiatrist didn’t comment

Jo

I read this before I listened and thought it was about chad michaels

Jo

It’s ’our little secret’

Henry

Theda sobre mi Macy

Henry

Ha!

Equus Quagga

Please…I’m begging you…release the source of the 10 loads in the Ramble audio…

Nemisa

Babes, just take lots of cash (sanctions)…

Isak

Chad michaels is ROUGH trade hunni

Henry

Yes dying to see what that diva is getting up to

miles

WAS CHAD ABOUT THAT JORDAN FIRSTMAN MOVIE OR DID MACY GET SCOOPED AGAIN

Henry

Now Wadduah think of that?

Bricka Tuna

Diane Warren has adopted a runaway pig and I hope she can call in next time and tell us all about it!

DMT Cart

You know your man? *scoff* Yeah, you know your man. Yeah, he’s a fag. Fag. Fag. Fag. Fag. Fag. Fag. He wanna eat it up, yeah. Beat it up, yeah. Bob Saget.

Thomas

Will you be doing a track by track review of Carly Rae Jepsens upcoming 24 track album?? Some are saying she’s our generations Tori 🥰😍😍😍😍

Jo

🚨 Matthew McConaughey Criterion Closet 🚨

Matcha the time

Has anyone listened to the new Reba McEntire single “Tourist” yet?

Josh

Another stupid lady gaga AI pharmaceutical bullshit thing happening...

Wesley

i ran here to comment this 😭

Go-Go “Juice”

I love that we all have a place to convene and talk about Lady Gaga’s mental illness

Yummy

gaga’s linkedinposting again … somehow, miss nurtec returned

Grady

Been in American customs of three hours. This is keeping me going

Caitlin C.

realized i fell asleep during this one and missed all sorts of plot details leading into the next one. the complex lore of club.

lenuka yipiani

GEORGIA MENTIONED 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAAH გამარჯობა გოგონებო! its your long time georgian listener🫡 I emigrated to the states last year (retro i know) due to ongoing political instability 😌 but we do have nice bars and clubs… dont call it weird wacky ill cry 😢

Helena Shaheen

I Don’t Want to Wait playing during the 23 and me monologue has me in tears

Henry

100%

ΚαλομοίραΦαν420

I’m so sorry, it’s the Letterboxd synopsis of The Bucket List (2007) starring Jack Nicholson & Morgan Freeman