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It's beginning to look a lot like FOCKER...IN LAW!!!!!!!!!!! the wait is over. Club Focker is live at this link, starting 12:30 EST Saturday, September 5th 2026. join us to chat away, well, that's one of the PERKS of being a patron!! HA HA HA. see you soon!

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CLUB FOCKER LIVE - SEPTEMBER 5, 2026

are you ready to FOCK? it's club Focker...starting around 12:30 EST, July 25th 2026 at this very link

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Asexual Whore

PREP made me sick this will heal me

Felli

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

EJ

IS YOUR NAME GAYLORD FOCKER YES OR NO

kasha davis

This is 9:30 am for people on the west coast

Isak

And I'm like, bitch, dis ma focker, dis ma club

Debbie Rossclot

What the ghey ! Ladies I ain’t ready ! 🫪

Andi

Get Your Focks Out!!!

synthesis

my doctor says I have a nipple sucking fucking problem

Giovanni A

i hate working and going on dates because i miss club

DMT Cart

This is gonna be bigger than 2 Girls 1 Cup

Uriel

omg my queer ass is on time for once

Jyri

Raw is law

Terry Gross

Know her? I hardly focker!

momrom

It’s a club live

Josh H.

Fock it to me baby

nitrogen

Revenge is the drug that allows us to Fock

M

Perfect time for a cocktail, cocktail, cocktail!

em

Nipples, it’s good to milk you

Kai

Can’t wait to start my Saturday with a delicious milking today!

Julia

I love playing with men’s assholes

Giovanni A

my date canceled so i think i can join!!!!!

Molly Lynch

is the link not working for anyone else?

Josh H.

Siri, play I have nipples Greg - club mix

Christ

The Smiling Bell's & The Palsyfly

charlie

Adéla is from the same reality show that produced katseye if that tells you anything ....

synthesis

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: We love you Emil 💞

Sia Furler

Macy I’m presenting at a conference in Paris in 2 weeks!!! Pls give any recs, I’ve never been!

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

I went in to Obsession with an open heart and mind only to be dumbfounded by how awful I thought it was. But the fervor around it is what (still!) genuinely confuses me. If the consensus had simply been “We like this movie. It was good,” I wouldn’t give it another thought. But this “Holy fucking shiiiiit!!! Masterpiece!!” hysteria has me feeling so lost.

Aideen

I can’t wait for this to go viral

Joe B

I have six pet canaries (two generations). If you’re looking for a pet that instinctively reacts to you with terror, I recommend canaries.

Grady

Theda is sooo beautiful

Grady

Theda hammel is hilarious

JT

While on the face of it the minimalist eileen fisher look and the maximalist funky auntie clara rockmore look are total opposites they really are easy to move between-- you got this theda

Grady

Horse-Piste means “off the path”

Will

Sames Theda.. Feels like no matter what I try to wear I feel like it looks awful ha 😅

MME

There’s a Trinny Woodall video on her channel where she smashes her face into the door of a Zara

pussytourettefan

im like a "the fockers" the club ellen is my stage

Aideen

I already didn’t like it but the fact that it’s essentially The Godfather for Gen Z makes me hate it more

Aideen

After a hiatus from the Patreon this summer, coming back and hearing the vent about Obsession being an indicator that the whole world and all its basic standards of quality have nosedived is so cathartic and makes me feel less insane and alone. Thank you gals

Tin

When is book club 11?

charlie

Theda Hammel absolutely brings it

Bolkagirl

Macy's ariana is 10/10. A very Spooky Spain to you!

M

The instinct to fahht 💨 or fock

Noah

That members only show is like demonic, it’s so dark

Noah

Nooooo the palm beach show!!

jacob groenendyk

Doris day is on this weeks episode of macy and Theda presents goonerversity learning how to be a focker “Hi my names Doris day focker and I’m here to to Doris “focker” up you’re day

Drache Mitch

This is the first time after years and years of listening to NymphoWars that I am seeing Theda on video. She bears a resemblance to the great beauty Bernadette Peters.

whit

Theda, it’s good to see you

Albert on my Nobb

The way I screamed out loud when Theda was so ready to unlock her color analysis, and Macy said “WELL! ☝🏻 … you got to TRINNYLONDON.COM” ❤️

miles

amidacare be damned the gals are looking so HOT

VØ1D

That DeNiro impression is “Flawless”.