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Macy welcomes a certain comedian/filmmaker to her home city with open arms, a perfect way to celebrate COMEDY WEEK. call in and tell us your FAVORITE comedians...there are no wrong answers! RIP Dolly Parton — tributes from several of the selfless hollywood businesswomen who knew and loved her. Breaking News: we are on the case...the CLANCY case, speaking to the accused outside the courthouse. And finally we are joined by comedians Spike Einbender and Honey Pluton for a special Tarot Reading and some voicemail advice. They will be on tour with Macy all across Europe. and you should go. Enjoy the laughter while you still can, it's comedy week!!

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momrom

This club, absolutely sandwich.

Roople

YEP, IM GAY

Christian Farley

get you white hot quarters out your pussy!!!!

Freyja

Costs a lot of comedy to club this week!

pussytourettefan

does anybody know which episode it was where theda was discussing rolbert galbraith cormoran strike in detail?

Brody

Comedy is what I call my pussy.

BigGayJack

I’ve been too tired and anxious to call in - but big gay Antarctic update: they have requested a third round of tests before clearing me xoxo. I’m getting them done, but the ticking clock is getting loud so say your prayers to bureaucracy for me gals. I’ll call in with their decision soon hopefully!!!

Ian (age withheld)

I saw Patti Harrison at the Edinburgh Fringe last night and she makes someone in the audience slap her every night because she is trans (allegedly). That's comedy

river

nikki glazer could never

pussytourettefan

i've recently started listening to the audiobooks... among other things im being struck by the commentary on race relations in the UK that JKR seems to be trying to make. my jaw finally hit the flaw when robert glenister, voicing a security guard from the "west indies", attempted to adopt a "carribean lilt"

roboboy

knowing I'm about to get some Macy doing gaga it's like standing at the gates of heaven

em

I feel the rush… addicted to egg salad…

Go-Go “Juice”

Bowen Yang asking Troye Sivan “what are your thoughts on cum?” on Las Culturistas is the new Emrata “what turns you on?”

Giovanni A

will to live returned

Josh H.

I'm appealed (🎶PEEL🎶), I'm appalled (balm) by a comedy TONIGHT

Jo

Good luck Jack!

Jo

Saw a tweet that said something like “now I have to continue Dolly’s legacy - being kind to everyone and having a big ole’ rack”

Caitlin C.

toniiiiiiiiiight and the rest of my cluuuuuuuuub

Mychael

Do you think Miss Clancy is suffering from Post Parton this week…

ethan

Hi Lindsay Clancy, we’re with KNFW Club Ellen court TV comedy week

Christ

club sandwich extra mayo mustard SLOP IT ON ME

ethan

The page on outer bio’s website about the ethical sourcing of a diverse range of human skin samples is so FUCK UP I can’t even make a joke about it! Gaga is going to be testing haus labs on palestenian bodies… she really needs to be shot in the town square

DD

On this comedy week we salute the trailblazers: Lenny Bruce, Lisa Lampanelli, and of course, Pandora Boxx

Roople

AND YEP, IM DRUNK

Megan M. Metzger

Patti is my favorite Woman in Comedy save Macy & Theda ofc

Mathew Case

Clancy it's good to see you

Woody Allen

(on set in Madrid) Cut, bitch.

Alrick Magnin

Oh the ghost of Ann Dowd is definitely behind those Terry Gross scams

Jo

I saw her in London a few years ago and she was fantastic

EJ

The gals need to fire up SuzAIyne to fight back against Grimes

goooooooooob

This club sandwich can do without the b or the l but NEVER the t And by t I mean transcendent AI personality model

Luke

The energy is electric, macy it is good to see you!

momrom

Coffee is Fierce, Bath is Cunt is of course the seminal KNFW broadcast where Laganja Estranja (as portrayed by Ann Dowd) threatens the girls with a gun.

DMT Cart

You two necky vultures going after the corpse of Dolly and Lindsey Clanceys’ kids in one pod… god is watching 👁️🫦👁️

Gooner

I’m probably personally responsible for the coffee is fierce bath is cunt boom

May

this afternoon as i was starting to back my car up a bunny ran out from underneath and then i listened to this ep while driving. even just the thought that i might’ve injured the bunny made me want to start chugging kahlua like caitlyn… so i think nancy clancy is a monster

Josh H.

Delete and renew. Crack open the windows and Terry's legs, let the fresh air of the zeitgeist blow through, and let us all get tay in da winn chikapayyyy

Theo

Which one of you fags in the comments is running the Terry Gross scam

mondo

Thorgy Thor from drag race was also pray to the terry gross scam

DewLeepa

Necky vultures? What does that even mean. Also god doesn’t exist; if they did I’m sure the fact that genocide, concentration camps and Epstein would be of more importance than in poor taste/joking too soon pop culture commentary 👁️👄👁️

DMT Cart

You have to listen to their first Patreon pod BULLOCK with Colin Self

Henry

100% professional comedy podcast

Benji

One of my Top Five Episodes? KNFW GIVE HIM THE SPEAR! ☮️❤️

Benji

BECKY HAS TWO TOILETS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Benji

Bath is Cunt is Hilarious. 🤓

charlie

Good luck gal say hi to the penguins when you arrive !!!!

Sia Furler

Paying for this Patreon is like the only thing in 2026 that feels worth the money

Giovanni A

i think it was chelsea handler wasnt it

charlie

Yes to deleting former glory eps, throw those to the wind like your grandma's ashes thrown off the grand canyon. Blank slate... Creating a new persona if you will. Also see you and spike/honey in London woohoo!!!!!

M

Dolly would love this 🤧

BigGayJack

Just heard the “JACK” montage and gotta say - I’m saving that for the bank, if you know what I mean.

Janet Planet

Madrid is what I call my pussy

Luke

Omgggg I just relistened to this!

nitrogen

My friend Tarot

Christian Farley

the nymphowarsxxx patreon has received the exclusive streaming rights to woody allens 51st movie

roboboy

Hit the pole Jack ❤️❤️

caitlin gender

The KNFW to Interior Motives promo pipeline all the stars are begging for

rome

Theres a comedic rapper named Ham Sandwich

Joe B

Breaking news: god doesn’t exist, says DewLeepa

Bonnie Blue

We are islands in the skin

Gwyneth

Coffee is fierce bath is cunt was my first nymphowars ep - I think trixie and katya shouted yall out on YouTube or something that week

reagan

Baker, baker 🧑‍🍳 good luck, Jack!!

Terry Gross

Who the fuck would impersonate terry gross

May

missed opportunity to confront spike about playing the role of epcot btw

Claudia

Patti is Nymphowars adjacent (I assume)

DewLeepa

Breaking news: god doesn’t exist, says DewLeepa, says Joe B

Caitlin C.

I posted about Coffee is Fierce, Bath is Cunt once… not to give the episode a bump, just that that phrase perpetually pops into my head unbidden. i also don’t remember the episode, it might be the one where Laganja forces you at gunpoint to do an ad for Israel?

Gabriel

murder on the stupid bitch express is my most relistened to

Patrick Miller

I'm so sorry if this is uncouth but does anyone remember the episode where The Boyfriend is discussed - I am desperate to show my gay boyfriend who has just introduced me to the show - 💚🙏

Asexual Whore

my pay pig randomly blocked me on grindr how do i get him back

Patrick Miller

Thank you!! I will report back if others are curious

Isak

Dolly will return... in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

serafina

So happy to see Spike representing bitches who are 25+ and don't know how to drive lol

Freyja

I used to know someone who worked the fringe venue she was at a couple years back, apparently she’s lovely!!

pussytourettefan

this ep is so fab and really packs a punch !!

Josh

Shocked that Bon Appetit isn't top 10 listened to episodes... Maybe the best podcast episode of all time

Selma Kayak

Trees Cows Birds “BITCH” (in Madonna’s voice)

nymphowarsxxx

that's a very nice thing to hear sia furler thank you!!

Richard Berquist

I have no idea how many times I’ve listened to Coffee is Fierce Bath is Cunt and Mrs and Mrs Smith.

Mac

congrats Bonnie blue who delivered her first child at the same hospital as Kate Middleton 🩷🩷

Benji

Everything is All of This…..☮️❤️

Nickerbockers

Hope everyone is still sucking and fucking every day of their fucking week

Dibi

This 🤯

O

Is the “God” drop from the blonde ambition tour?

Tati Beauty Puff

did you guys see that Tori answered the whole Verb/Noun thing

Dibi

Here’s your one chance Clancy don’t let me doooooown

Hunter

Can someone tell me what episode they play who’s she hanging with ?

Djua Leepuh

Bin A Petit is literally the most incredible podcast episode of all time ever

Jaeciana

Perez Hilton’s “this is what you all want” evolved to “Dolly would’ve loved it”

RatSinner

40:00 please please please please please