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CLUB 9/11 - 12 SEPTEMBER, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-12 12:21:53
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2026-09-12 20:47:17
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2026-09

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WHAT NOT NOT TO WEAR IF YOU'RE A ROYAL / SEPTEMBER 11 MEMORIES FROM PEOPLE WHO WERE DEFINITELY THERE / LINDSAY CLANCY UPDATES — THE CLANCY BACKSTORY WE NEVER KNEW / VOICEMAILS: GAY 9/11 T-SHIRT, SHOULD EMIL MOVE TO NEW YORK, MOTHER CALLING, AND GAY CAMP TOILET DOOR. LOOK AT ME, WAY UP HIGH, BIG BLACK PLANE, CLEAR BLUE SKY, I'M FLYING...

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Bethany

Breaking news: baby gaga

Aidan

ME AND MY FRIENDS

Michael 🎃

If you look up her Alecia you may see Moore Zionism 😔

Christian Farley

stick some white hot quarters in my cunt and throw me into the world trade centre

D

Trinny, it's good to see you!

gay sully

Keep never forgetting!!!!!!

D

There's a bus stop called TootButtKing'sCrossie, guv'nah

Christian Farley

Call me the world trade centre the way bush makes me collapse

Gay Half-orc

Get your secret babies out! It’s time for our little secret

Kurt Fraser

God Macys accent work here is award worthy. Also Gaga stole a baby from the hospital to steal the spotlight from 9/11

Fran Lebowitz

“Ladies” if you can do a follow up interview with Sandy Bullock and Nicole Kidman for Practical Magic 2 I promise I will finally die

V

Morning club!!

Andi

Goo Goo Gaga

roboboy

pop a 9/11

BigGayJack

The way I RAN to see if they had recorded before the news dropped.

Bethany

Cannot wait for their takes

sue

Stop on a hot tin chube

Julie

who else heard macy’s pink impression while reading pink’s “apology”

Aaron

It was my plane, Jane-ing for mercy

jd

the tube is truly so rich with nymphowarsian station names - Bushey, Theyon Bois, Mudchute - but Cockfosters surely takes it

Julie

MISTER GAY DROP, it’s good to see you

Caitlin C.

came here to say this

Luke

Found out Gaga might have a fucking kid (?!?!) and ran here lol

EJ

“Never forget” that Alecia Moore “Pink” is just a Bush psyop, and Bush is just a Clinton psyop, per the KNFW Scriptures

Grant W

Get your Cockfosters out, it’s time to burn them on a hot tube!

vic

STOP THAT CHUBE ‼️

Terry Gross

After a looooong night of hookin, trade didn’t like the session. So he had shucked me and took the baby and mama died and I ain’t been back. But I didn’t die. I had crystalized and now I got me a Georgia mansion and an elegant New York townhouse flat and I ain’t done bad.

Jo

‘Oops, I did it again, baby’ ~ second tower

Jo

sorry is that too much

John

This cover art is an all-timer

Jo

Is this what ‘Terry’ said on her call to Bruce Vilanch?

David B

A stack of quarters up my ass thank youuuu

Giovanni A

come to amsterdam!! (the brazil of european cities)

Molly Lynch

I spit out my water laughing when Pink said she was staring in a sitcom called I Love Israel with Debra Messing

freezy515

LADY GAGA with a BABY in MY bay AREA !?!??!

Josh H.

I've got got steel-beams Greg, could you melt me?

Patrick!

What the hell is that "I like to have fun" drop loll

pussytourettefan

i could soften you to the point of breaking?

Scott

Call me Indie Navarrette the way I am Obsessed with female rap

Josh H.

Goon-beam

Patrick!

Also give some respect to Bobbie Gentry!

Zach Defense

Woke up and the first thing I fucking see is gaga birthed a child goddammit

river

mud chute sounds like poop chute’s drag daughter

river

A great big fat FOCKER!

Rev Sullivan

couldn’t wish for a better way to bring in 9/11 than seeing Macy perform in an east London gay bar

joancutesac

Do Rebas Dream of Buttered Corn?

Giovanni A

new unfair advantage dropped i think?

Gabriel

Emil, I'm broke living in new york and you could make it work. Minimum wage is $18, so if you work even a little less than full time at some whatever job you can make $500 something a week before taxes and get by with enough money to have fun. You should be able to find an apartment with a room for less than $1000 per month, and see if you can move into a building where the property managers have a minimum amount of buildings they own so they treat you ok. Good luck !!!!!!

Lloyd

On the topic of Pink, I watched a podcast with Linda Parry a while ago which brought me to the realisation that she is to the 2000’s as Sia is to the 2010’s down to the kooky headwear choices, saying “I wrote that song in 5 minutes” and her affect bleeding into every single song no matter the artist.

Theo

The Trinny London store in Sydney used to be staffed exclusively by pristine twinks and they had to wear high neck silver sequinned blouses Is this still a thing

Isaac

Seattle is the same if not more expensive than New York especially rent wise… wake that tf up

Isak

The real gay 9/11 was trixie mattel and mrs. kasha davis being eliminated back to back on season 7 honey

Luke

GAGA AI BABY GAGA AI BABY

Luke

Clancy, its good to see you!

pomenhitsed

Brazilian fan here, currently living in São Paulo! I think I got hooked after Spotify recommended Macy's music + the podcast, so I'm sure there are quite a few of us. Would be lovely to watch you live someday! (I was meaning to come to Macy's show in London this Sunday while I was there, but it was sold out)

nymphowarsxxx

Every employee was in silver sequins but it was mostly gals

Michael

Rip sagelee43

May

i love any time the drops are obscured. hearing the pink drops through the phone makes them extra funny to me. or like when you talked to josh brolin at knfw and the drops were playing from down the hallway

LS

Mommy daddy I want a love marriage

Jakab Bailey

🎶Slam slam, oh hot damn, what porta potty don’t you understand?🎶

May

i think trinny london is just jillian michaels on estrogen

Joseph

The Lindsey Clancy bits are psychotic 😂

gay sully

Great club. Flawless club. Thank you club.

Sia Furler

Had to turn off the podcast because the London discourse is too close to home and I’m too stressed… I need theatre of the mind.

charlie

bit heavy episode club ellen is so back. Happy 9/11 we are charlie cooooooooooooooooock we carry the cooooooooooock. P.S Macy you looked like a glamorous chanteuse at the Spike/Honey show in London it was amazing🤩 Spike's life in New York monologue was very early nymphowars to me aswell so funny.

Freyja

I fucking hate the hours and I go back on forth on Mrs Dalloway but in terms of Virginia Woolf shit I think both of y’all would LOVE The Waves, it’s a totally insane fucking novel that she started working on after this weird essay called “The Cinema” she wrote that’s all about how she fuckin hated most silent films in the 20s and thought they needed to do more to take advantage of presenting experience visually and not doing all this character dialogue, the book’s really unique and a lot of it’s sort of camera-panning descriptions of like tides and forests and shit in between this weird narration of six friends’ petty lifelong grievances with each other - it’s like the strangest most weirdly moving experience, really think yall would love it. Also I know Theda doesn’t always trust recommendations but there’s an essay of hers called “Thunder at Wembley” that’s like a six-page review bash of this weird park exhibition her job forced her to go to and I *always* think of it with the way you review stuff, she goes from like complaining about how weird the vibes are and the ticket prices to fantasising about this apocalyptic storm that’s gathering and totally destroying this weird suburban English fair and all these people, the whole thing’s so petty it’s fuckin incredible 🤌👌👌

Nemisa

Idk how to say but the media training and professionalism even on these fake interviews made me think hard about the state of the world… and the James Charles x2 speed bit from a previous ep - ingenious stuff. I don’t use the smartphone much so I’m submitting the feedback with a few weeks delay lol. I’ve been enjoying it a lot, thank you baby girls

ethan

KNFW CLUB Ellen Court TV Nymphowars needs to find Bobbie Gentry

Benji F

Get your cunt out and smack it… its time for to remember the brave men and women who lost their lives that fateful September morning

James Mitchell

LOVE "Happiness" by Alexis Jordan. A top happy song for me. Great cardio song. Uses a deadmau5 song with the Alexis vocals overtop

M

I eat well to faaaaahhhhht

Bolkagirl

Theda Hammel (9/11, Hilarious)

Jo

As someone who commuted through Mudchute for about 10 years … I wish I had thought of this

jack

Hiiiii from Brasil (i moved here 4 years ago after my Brazilian boyfriend got deported from the US and I then got deported from England when we briefly tried to live in London) feel free to come visit whenever 🫶🏻

James Mitchell

Great show. The voice acting/segment with the British fashion commentator/stylist 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

Log

Club Fancy got me stroking my cockroach

shit ass

award winning production on this ep

Tati Beauty Puff

"Looking under the door to look for toes" made my knees buckle from laughter. WHY TOES😭😭😭 NOT SHOES OR FEET. The PIGGIES specifically. I love you caller🩷

Jae

Oppa Zohran Style amiright ladies - Just a funny thought, all in good fun

Djua Leepuh

Honored to be assigned trans woman by my favorite podcasters (I’m a cis faggot)

DMT Cart

BREAKING NEWS Multiple people say they’ve seen Theda in the wild covered in different people’s patchworked shit like Gotye in the “Somebody That I Used To Know” music video

siobhan

i whisper those same things about dale earnhardt jr in my sleep

Noah

fab episode as always. can some nympho archivist tell me which episode theda analyzes femme fatale please 🫂

Ian (age withheld)

Someone is impersonating Charlotte Tilbury on Drag Race UK later this week and I know it's gonna be terrible

C

soundboard suggestion: moondog "i'm this, i'm that" 2:21-2:25

nitrogen

nothing on Earth is funnier than these KNFW Club Ellen court tv Clancy case updates

Josh

When they used that song on Canada's drag race but it was like a random cover of it that I actually don't think exists, even the artist seemingly is non-existent

DMT Cart

Have you seen the TikTok about @kshavon_youtube fucking that 84 year old stud? Reminds me of Macy talking about Jake Cruise

May

should be club wedding

Freyja

Macy if you’re ever back in a Trinny London store BFF is still to this day the peak easy concealer/foundation/bb cream thing for me, works like fuckin magic it’s the best 🙏

Pete Sweenis

I’ve just learned that Pierre boo is 40 years old

James Mitchell

Really? Oh what the heck. Give Alexis Jordan her flowers DRC. C'maaawwwwnnn

Cree

I was also spitting my water when ever the fucking guitar riff when come on, it was soo stupid but soo fucking funny.. Not an episode to drink water while listening...

Gabriel

i meant to say after taxes if that helps at all….

Claudia

It’s so funny because Meghan and Harry actually have two kids

JT

Flicka Bean Polansky

vic

Introducing Academy-Award Nominated actress Rose BEAN

Matt

To get the weird jobs as a cater waiter for a day for $$$ do you need to know people?

John

TIME FOR CLUB BEAN

Sia Furler

Hi I’m in Paris now so I can listen

Sia Furler

Harry and Megan are literally moving to the Cotswolds with Ellen lol

Sia Furler

For some reason the funniest thing on earth to me is playing sound effects through the phone low quality, it reminds me of the shade sound effect from kill drag race, and the P!nk ones are my fav this was a beautiful amazing episode to unpack my hotel to