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TALKING FOND / SKYLER GISONDO CALLS IN TO CHAT ABOUT PRIMETIME / SPINELESS ED SHEERAN IS IN BIG TROUBLE...PATTI SMITH WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP / CALLS: MADONNA B-SIDE "HOT SAUCE," BOYFRIEND WON'T STOP SCROLLING LINKED IN, MID-MOVIE TITLE CARDS, AND GAGA BABY NAMES / SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE HAVE THE ONE AND ONLY ROSS LEONARDY ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT....AND MUCH MUCH MORE! IT'S CLUB O'CLOCK.

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Christian Farley

breaking: jennie journey drop outs as opener for ed sheeran

Drew

we are go for sauce, people

Alex G

Oh thank god Ross is here to wake it up

Tati Beauty Puff

saw this title without the image at first and got very worried about this weeks' subject

Go-Go “Juice”

Havent even started the ep yet but ROSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

D

Scrape up that Jane Fonda

D

Baked in a buttery crispy cunt

Alrick Magnin

That rendition of Imagine was diabolical 💀

Giovanni A

ed sheeran sounding like an irish ellen

Giovanni A

it just kept going 😭

roboboy

I’m gay Okay!

ethan

Potty at the club

D

Jamie, get your FOXX out!

Javi

My fanny is steaming right now!

Alberto

The amount of times Theda has mentioned Marita Covarrubias throughout all the podcast episodes >>>>>

helen

naked basketball interlude was really next level

Javi

"🎶Don't sit on that. It's not a chair. It's a cock🎶" — Sundial, KH

May

if gaga got a surrogate then thank god because if she gave birth and had postpartum… stefani clancy

nitrogen

We teach our bowls to scoop themselves

Aideen

Let Me Think About It is such a banger 💞 anyways Club Erectile Dysfunction let’s go people

Aideen

The Banshees of Ed Sheeran

May

the person talking about macy and charli has to be in on the bit and just trolling omg

Caitlin C.

thought this club might be about early 00s nbc dramedy Ed starring Tom Cavanagh as Ed, a big city lawyer who goes back to his hometown, buys a bowling alley, and tries to win over his high school crush Carol Vessey, played by Julie Bowen. instead it’s just Ed Sheeran…

May

gaga reheating courtney love nachos naming her daughter bean?

Jo

Ross, it’s good to see you

Jo

Just like when she flaked on appearing on this pod

Dillon

The lady gaga ed sheeran interstitial 😭

Toby

The Charlie XCX/Macy comment at the end has actually killed me 😭

halobeautyformen

I'm 29 and addicted to LinkedIn scrolling. The problem is, I've deleted all the other scrolling apps, but feel the need to keep LinkedIn for networking and other work stuff. So, i have no choice but to scroll on linked in. I should also day, while the content is terrible in a shark tanky way, is it any more worse than scrolling whatever is on Tiktok? It's all bad

Christ

CLUB ED was a one night only party where 'Shape of You' was conceived. it was about Jamie Foxx's couch after they fucked it together.

Josh H.

🎶Scrape me..and then just fond me... So I can get my...Cold pan chicken🎶

Joe B

Sorry to hear you have to network 😢

Jo

Naked basketball section - this is the journalism we are paying for

Isak

Ross always brings that classic gay guy sass!

Oats

I was not ready for the couch-sleeping naked-basketball piece. Is this something that people know about?

Pete Sweenis

Jennie we will welcome you with open arms when you’re ready

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

Macy singing the piano riff (? I don’t know music terminology) during the Imagine spoof was really beautiful

May

@12:53 the baby laugh layering kills me

Elizabeth Highschool

I can forgive P!nk for being a zionist, but I draw the line at her not being like Britney Spears

Nicco

Not the Fallow chefs on the soundboard!

Noah

I saw Macy and Charli arguing in the metropolitan backyard in 2017

Nicco

Macy and Theda, I feel like you would appreciate the El Comidista Youtube channel (from Spanish newspaper El Pais) which features a crochety Gen X gay guy

M

Wim Hof’s Cold Pan Coq Plunge

bundt

the baby will be named ed sheeran germinotta

Jo

‘I do sassy - I don’t do bitchy’ ~the great RuPaul Charles

Jo

They call that ‘refried beans’ 🫘

jeg4

hot sauce intro is giving backrooms

Freyja

Cause club may be ed buuuut I’m tapping my bowl to it—

Pete Sweenis

Don’t bring up jacob collier I’m trying to have a good day

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

She was fully in psychosis during that Zane Lowe interview, that’s why they activated the sleeper agent, Michael Polansky.

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

Out of context Ed + Jamie foxx couch fucking support compilation: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular… Out of context Ed + Lady Gaga mean tweets support compilation: hamfisted, foolish, incredible, awful, astroturfing, sensationalism..

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

Allegedly, Cynthia Germanotta met Michael Polansky at a cancer benefit and then set them up. But Paris Hilton and Lady Gaga both diving head first into lavender relationships with weirdo SF venture capitalists at the exact same time always has my handler alarm bells ringing!!!

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

He was also in the room (with Bradley) when she sung La vie en rose at some benefit in the cheek to cheek era…

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

“Katy is my friend and is truly a kind soul. End of story.” - lady gaga on November 30, 2018

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

LG: “Do u want me to see if I can talk to her. I know she’s mean.” Kesha: “Are you friendly with her?” LG: “NO. Omg NO. She makes me angry about shit but I just try to have empathy for her.”

Aideen

Fav title sequence ever: The Producers. Essentially a Nymphowars sketch

Henry

Skyler must be mayomustard’s sibling

roboboy

Macy predicting rose I just got a chill

Beth Jerky

the opening title sequence for "The Night of the Iguana" (1964, adapted from T Williams and directed by John Huston) is super beautiful. Also one of my favorite movies, and the film to bring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton to Puerto Vallarta for filming. Sometimes I like to jizz on it.

Momo

The way Macy successfully predicted the name Rose…The transgender mind will never cease to amaze

Mac

Antonia Germonatta Polanski 💗

Harley

Because the Night Belongs to Lidl Because the Night Belongs to Ross!

Gigi Habibti

Gaga skin product bone-chilling

Michael

My call making it to air, I can die happy now

Ross Leonardy

Said during active psychosis by her own timeline

May

btw i thought everyone knew natasha denona makeup is from israel

Giovanni A

being vulnerable on main but i got soft-broken-up-with and im gonna go back and listen to some old clubs for comfort. thank you for the pod!!

EJ

Sounds like Gaga is priming an announcement for a real Westworld with these skin suits she’s making

mimi fox

very fond of FOND!

Kai

It is I, Ilovemadonnashole. And I did it for me. I did it for the pod. I did it for love.

rivers

fame-monster-era gaga REQUIRED an obama national ascendance... thats why its not hitting in any satisfying way.... the true heir will occur during AOC's illuminati-informed '28 run 😍✨🏴‍☠️

Julia

My favorite scene from The Righteous Gemstones is when Skyler Gisondo’s character is being lectured to about all the jizz being shot in the house

Merrick

Always listening to an episode in the most quiet place and I’m trying to withhold my laughter

BrattyAngellxx

Ideas for Gaga baby names If it’s a boy: David (Bowie) If it’s a girl: Can (after that fateful night)

Dibi

Jamie Foxx did in a way earn a place in the episode image

Noah

are you saying fawn? wtf is fawn

Noah

like in a chicken context

Joe B

Having the mallard duck quack sound effect as Theda says "Maillard" was a moment of transcendent beauty.

gay sully

Get your “oup! … my mother’s calling me”s out!!!!!

Jacob J. Ward

Macy, you are one of the most talented parody-voice-actress’s we have in this world today 👏❤️🤣

Max

Omg the Jamie Fox x Ed x Basketball segment 💀💀💀

nymphowarsxxx

WHOA! DeNONEa more of that in MY shopping cart!

May

“she denonalready done had herses”

Jacob J. Ward

I fucking love any time “fingers-in-the-cultural-puss” Ross Leonardy is on the show 👏🫶

Ross Leonardy

I feel stupid and also at my big age should know better than ...taking recommendations from Tati 😭

Jacob J. Ward

Also……Rose?? After Katy named her spawn Daisy?? 😆

where

It’s a tough job being a Gaga fan and an OG Nymphowars listener, but someone’s gotta do it lmao.

GabuMatt

I have been listening to the old Club episodes in order (only joined the Patreon a few months ago, in an act of desk job desperation), and the most recent one I listened to was the MAYHEM release episode, which ended with the AWESOME 3 part, 15 minute drunken Ross MAYHEM thoughts, and with Ross being on the pod again I forgot that was NOT last week, lol. I have had Blade Of Grass stuck in my head. I have been parroting "covered in poop" for days.

Beth Jerky

after listening to Carly Rae's album 90 times, I have to report that "Near or Far" is a love letter to mid 90's pop, including a janet erik satie reference, club beats, and a very madge-sounding singing style . If you like "TENSION," you might love this album, Theda

Your mom

I left a voicemail talking about that insane TikTok comment would be crazy if that’s how Macy found it 😭

synthesis

I love Shelly Miscavige as a surly veteran of the Illuminati cave having to deal with Gaga who wont stop talking

Russalka

Madonna - Job Your Love feat. Sabrina Carpenter❤️

Cree

Happy Equinox, Julia Fox

Disco Lou

I was riding my bike in Chelsea listening to the pod. That rendition of “Imagine” nearly got me hit by a car from my blinded laughter.

Sia Furler

Pls take email calls… I’m inciting events.

Isaac

Pls make Gaga saying oishi a drop

Henry

Wow

Pavle

on the edge of my seat for the mask mandate lesbian bar bit next ep

Go-Go “Juice”

I wish Lady Gaga had named her daughter CHAAAAAAA

willymorton

Theda don’t miss Kylie’s ‘AFL grand final performance’ it’s going to be very gay and australian ;)

Drache Mitch

Hollywood and their 30-year-old teens…

roboboy

I hateeee that this look made me squeal

Hayley

I knew Ross would be a Girlsinista

Hayley

Covid conscious lesbian bar thoughts?

DMT Cart

Can you make a pan sauce with piss?

Noah

helppp can someone remind me the gay asian (thai?) show that theda was watching on iqiyi ?