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Ellen Project Hotline #9 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-20 22:05:38
Edited:
2023-05-21 03:44:19
Imported:
2026-06

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We're back with a supersized Ellen Project this week, discussing Joker sequel, hitting on your server, Tori Amos, whether the fisting special was a hoax, a British family saga, hangover cures, pleasures and perils of gay sex, thrifting, emotionally unavailable hot trans women, talking to peple at parties when you're shy, being a slut, and favorite prescription medications. Bing bong bing, and feel free to call any time:

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Abdullah

Just in time omfgggg

Dip

Im finally happy

Noah

My spirit is replenished

Em

Bing bong bing bitches

Aaron

Ellen Project Episode #9: Return Of The Sound Board 🔥🔥🔥

Beth?

Can’t wait to listen! I was legit in the shower and realized a new Ellen project was coming out today and 2 seconds later I heard the patreon notification. Love you girls!

Aaron

Also, totally missed the name on the divorce caller, but just wanted to put it out there that you aren’t responsible for your mom’s happiness. I tried for a long time (parents got divorced at 5) && had to cut it off. That might not be the case for everyone, but I didn’t really consider it an option until I heard it from someone else. Doesn’t matter how well she means if it means wearing you down in the process. Invest your time in finding people who will love you freely.

andy

The way Theda said “Im not here to shop, I’m here to fuck” was so hot! This podcast is such a gift, sending you both lots of love 💕

Pookytee

You need to ride that Trolley up, from hither to thither!

Daniel KLk

love talking to peple

Alex G

This and a CUPPA Joe, life really is good

Aaron

When I tell you I hollered

Thomas

GETTAGURRLLL AND GETTA BOIII 1+1 <3

James Collins

I am the British caller and I loved your advice. Yes the UK is a wasteland and yes I love Julia Davis. Will hire a hooker now xxx p.s. another gem from my dad is that he sent a break up email (lol) to his student lover but misspelled her name (Ally) and instead messaged it to “All” so the entire faculty and student body found out. that happened on my mum’s 60th birthday. it’s fun to be alive in this world! love you girls xxx

James Collins

this was me and this message is incredibly sweet thank you!

Ronika McClain

omg. hi it's me Valentine despite the display name. i'm MORTIFIED that my long and rambling call was the one you listened to directly after you asked folks to keep it tight!! 👀 but i appreciate you wading through my lesbionic drivel. you two are the best part of my week. xx

Brian Knecht

I just want to say that I am SO PROUD that my conspiracy theory about Tracy went malignant and inspired that guy to call in an question the fisting special! lol. Course the subtext of both calls is a compliment; your fiction is so fucking good that we believe even the nonfiction parts of the shows could be and vice versa. We should call this NymphoSchrödingerwars. But then make a completely immature joke about what really matters isn't a cat in the box, but the pussy in those thighs....I said what I said!

Tati Westbrook

Whenever I get a notification for the Patreon eps, I hike on my negligee, I pour a glass of a deep dark red, I put my FRESHLY blown out Cindy Crawford hair into a messy Pam bun, I lounge on a fainting couch like contrapoints talking about incels, I apply my Mac Velvet Teddy, I gently flick the “play” button, and I just start cranking it. Thanks for the laughs! 😂

Beth Jerky

i kept thinking the grunty horny lady noise sound board button was the gramp stomping woman. do i smoke too much weed?

Aaron

Art 👏👌💜

Sera Serpas

What is the number for questions dua?

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Theda’s hotter than a bag of chips

Elizabeth

I want to thank Macy for expressing the rage I feel whenever I hear one of those FUCKING motorcycles.

freezy515

“If it’s any consolation I am pathetic”

freezy515

Theda this is the funniest thing you’ve ever said and I think about it often