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CLUB ELLEN - 9 SEPTEMBER, 2023 *AUDIO FIXED* (Patreon)

Published:
2023-09-09 17:38:55
Edited:
2023-09-09 17:39:38
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Fetch the bolt cutters...you know I think this episode is full of charm. Not the slickest they've ever done. A rough start. But a great bit about Rupaul dipping his bald head in a toilet, an interview with hot skater influencer Monty, and Beyonce's rendition of the lockdown classic Felch the Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple.

You've GOT to be having fun every single day —

AT CLUB ELLEN,

my personal club. XO thank you,

sincerely,

Ellen

*REUPLOADED WITH THE ACTUAL AUDIO*

keep cutting those bolts

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Comments

EJ

Haven’t stopped cutting the bolts since last week’s Club

Blake R.

It was fun guessing how Imogen Heap came up.

syzmon

i was up late yesterday night shaking like a leaf but i recited the mantra "fetch the bolt cutters" to myself until i fell into dreamless sleep. thank you ladies. thank you ELLEN!

Caitlin C.

i’m still listening to the old one, i feel like i’m going crazy

Pookytee

The Girl Who Sucked The Dick and Cock Behind Beth and Marlene's Pies - Sting Larsson

Caitlin C.

without the grounding influence of Theda and the context of the clips, Macy’s audio felt like the tiktok NPC lives or like a Vocaloid voice doing random Macyisms. it lulled me into a brief and refreshing nap.

Pookytee

It was like a new Gaspar Noé movie where you can only hear one actor the whole time

Equus Quagga

Alright dick pigs, who knows what influencer they’re talking about, the one with the dick pic?

Pascal

fetch those bolt cutters, baby

Max Rubin

Shit Minute this week got renamed to "What's YOUR 5 Point Exploding Heart Technique?"

Sam

I need to know who the influencer is with the giant cock.. for research

Caitlin C.

The “best shots in cinema” tweet that was going around this week made me so mad… all the non-joke answers made me think WHAT do these even mean out of context? All my favorite shots only become devastating in the context of whatever came before it. In the olden days, you couldn’t take “screen grabs” of one “shot,” you had to watch the movie one time straight through and let it wash over you. And when you went home to write your little film theory about it, you misremembered it and made stuff up (Deleuze) and no one cared as long as your ideas were good/sufficiently entertaining. Now we can all watch and rewatch and breakdown every little thing into pixels. Hasumi Shigehiko iirc used to not let his students pause/rewind movies, if they wanted to rewatch things to write about them, they had to start the movie over. anyway, film twitter, not good, i’m an old person

,

MOOSENYCS COCK WAS OUT?!

Caitlin C.

I just think movies should not be so beautiful! Beauty is a lie

Frank Zahn

Honestly, hearing the first part of the first version and now the updated one it's hysterical! Thank you so much!

Benji

If so….we need that pic. 🐷

stoolcoreybro

Time to browse LPSG for the influencer

Vanity Project

my cock is OUT of my pants and IN my hands! let’s go ladies!

Beverly Malouf

what a lecherous version of macy and theda i love it

Henry Sweet

Praise be to Norman for our ladies have released another BANGER!

Luke

Every time I hear “fetch the bolt cutters,” I think “vegetable cutters.” Great episode!! Thank you!!😂🥰😍

Tin

I want to know the influencer soo badd 😩

Luke

I’m on the edge of whorey.

Luke

Me too.

Manuel Antón

Thank you Macy for giving me more of the voicebox Tension ♥

perestroika hilton

Omg so actually I don't drink at all and i take edibles but I'll like maybe put a bunch of gummies on a toothpick and pretend it's one of my fingers this way I'll live forever long live the new Norman

Aaron

Turning to Ru Paul and saying ‘it’s time for your head’

Tati Westbrook

And I’m hanging on the moment with poo

AC

Sex — men’s assholes

Lucasbb01

It’s the island boys

Will

Have the first few eps of Nypmh been taken down from spotify or am I imagining there were more eps?

Anthony Flores

Macy's Tension voice is giving Beetlejuice.

Anthony St. John

The gaga hate is one of my favorite bits of the show

Tati Westbrook

I think the first one was like “in the glass of her budoir?” Where they were talking about how lady Gaga’s mom actually said “my momma told me when I was young, you’re a piece of shit” or something. Loved that bit. Yeah idk I think the first couple have been removed.

Will

That’s right. I’ve had a bit of that ep in my head the last few days so went to listen to it. Any chance you can upload them to patreon Macy and Theda?

Grady

I think it’s Moose NYC… the clip they play is “pov you take a Latina home” which is a vid he made and also the nude of him exists online AND the later released version with shorts on that they mention in another episode!!!

Grady

Moose NYC

rmtn

Monty walked so Sean and Silas could run