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Author’s note: That was fun!

Will stood and faced the morning sun, cracking his back as he looked over the endless swamp. The white sun was filtering through the poisonous vibrant-green leaves and gave the cursed land a strange sort of beauty.

The rest of the camp was going about their day, keeping a modest, relaxed schedule as the proto-curses rained down on their little shelter. In the distance was the Key Site they’d cleared a few days ago in preparation for when they eventually needed to go on to the next Floor.

The pyramid was mirrored in the swamp water, although the beam of miasmatic light didn’t have a reflection.

Strange.

Once Will got the kinks out of his back, he sat back down to continue his work.

You are now a level 58 World Traveler!

Neat.

The System chimed in Will’s ear while he sorted through the pile of Relics that were being created out of the remains of the thousands of monsters they were chewing through in order to power-level.

The 13th Floor, by its very nature, lent itself well to spawning Relics with unique effects, and Will was enjoying sorting them into rough piles by effect and synergy, although many of them defied easy classification.

Will Inspected an amulet seemingly made of a mummified rat.

Amulet of Domineering Sickness

-3 Strength

- 6 Toughness

+5 Acuity

+12 Focus

-50% resistance to debuffs.

Any debuff on the User is extended. Scales with Focus.

Only one debuff may be applied to the user. Other debuffs that are applied while another is in place are absorbed, providing healing and extending the duration of the original debuff.

…That’s not bad as it seems at first glance, Will thought, setting it in the debuff synergy pile.

Being weak to debuffs and having them last longer sounded bad but if the wielder deliberately applied a minor debuff to themselves, no other debuff in the Tower could ever affect them. That was quite good.

I wonder what the least problematic debuff is? Bad breath? A cursemonger or someone trying to kill one would pay a lot for that amulet, Will thought, peeling the next Relic out of the rapidly disintegrating plant-monster corpse in front of him.

It was a blood-red hood made of fine velvet.

Hide and Seek Hood

+4 Strength

+2 Resistance

+11 Kinesthetics

+7 Acuity

+3 Focus

Hide and Seek: 1 Charge.

Single target debuff. User and target are no longer able to see each other. Other senses unaffected. Multiple targets possible at higher cost. Each target gains a 30% damage buff against user. Duration scales with Kinesthetics.

Huh. Will took off his mask, put the hood on and aimed at Travis.

Hide and Seek.

238 Charges Remaining.

“You feel that?” Will asked.

“Feel what?” Travis’s voice asked from where he’d been reading a cheap romance novel a moment before. “Will? Where’d you go?”

So he didn’t feel it, and he’s got decent Focus. Could be a good Relic for Infiltrators. Target a guard and slip past…as long as you don’t run into them.

Even if he couldn’t see him, Will could see the miasma masking Travis’s location. It was a Travis-shaped blot of concealing magic sitting in the chair and looking around in confusion.

That’s probably not what the original designer intended, Will thought, happy to take advantage of his Uru Drake Eye.

Will jotted down the miasmatic structures hiding Travis before he took off the hood and stared down at it. It had some gilded clasps where it could attach to whatever torso piece the user was wearing.

…This was a pretty good debuff in Will’s hands. Possibly worth the extra damage if he could completely cut off their ability to see him. Against some people that would be plenty, but against others, that would be nothing.

Will put it in the ‘maybe’ pile.

Loth’s bugs brought him the next creature and Will began digging through it’s guts. When creatures dissolved into miasma they always reminded him of flickering coals in a fire, except blue and without any heat.

A rib crumbled aside as Will rummaged through the monster’s torso, revealing a shiny something. Will’s fingers caught hold of it and dragged it out of the creature’s chest.

It was a palm-sized mirror on a gilded chain.

Will Inspected it.

Mirror of Inversion

+2 Strength

+5 Resistance

+4 Kinesthetics

+8 Acuity

+6 Focus

Capture image: 10 Charges.

Point the mirror at the target and capture their image. Until the end of the duration, the target’s sense of direction is inverted. The target’s state is set, and they are immune to both positive and negative effects until Capture Image expires. Duration Scales with Acuity.

Will frowned, looking at the effect. It disoriented the enemy, but ultimately protected them from all harm for the duration? What was the point?

Well, glass half full. If your purpose wasn’t to kill the opponent but to buy time or circumvent them, this would work perfectly. It also worked well as a protection device. Sure the target would be confused, but if they were temporarily immortal, who cared if they got a little seasick?

Matter of fact…

Will faced the mirror towards himself.

Capture Image

238 -> 228 Charges Remaining.

The image of himself reflected in the mirror froze in place, as though some master craftsman had etched it into the glass.

What?

Will lowered the mir-

Will’s arm raised. He tried to lower it, but his arm just raised more, hyperextending his muscles and leading them to cramp as his body strained, seemingly trying to twist his arm so far backwards that it threatened to dislocate.

Strangely there was no pain, just an odd sensation of pressure in his muscles.

Okay, I got this. Just raise my arm.

Will carefully attempted to raise his arm, causing his body to haltingly stop trying to twist itself into a pretzel and return to where it had been before.

When Will finally got his arm back in front of his face, he decided to try and stand.

Okay standing would be straightening my body, so instead…curl up?

Will got about halfway up before he lost his balance and toppled over.

Thankfully he was aware enough not to try and catch himself and make things worse, falling face-first into the muck.

He was going to carefully stand back up until he breathed in some water and dirt.

That prompted him to flail, which accomplished nothing.

After some struggle, Will was able to flip himself over to discover the rest of his Party standing over him, their expressions concerned. There were some minor details that were concerning, though.

Travis’s vest was buttoned in the opposite direction. Loth’s monocle was on the wrong eye. Other minor details were reversed. Their bodies seemed to move in inexplicable ways.

Interesting. Is my consciousness in the mirror? Is that why I perceive everythign backwards?

“?yako ouy era ,eduD” Travis asked.

“This is a really good debuff.” Will said, staring up at the black sky from where he lay on his back in the muck. He didn’t dare try to move.

They frowned and glanced at each other, the apparition’s bodies moving in strange, unnatural, backwards ways that seemed effortless to them.

“?gnihtemos ro ekorts a evah eh diD .driew saw tahT” Travis asked, glancing up at Loth.

“.flesmih no ffubed fo dnik emos desu ylbaborp eH” Loth replied, bending down to Inspect the mirror in Will’s left hand.

“?yako eb annog uoy era ,hcnul gnitae ot kcab og annog er’eW” Anna asked, leaning down over him with a worried frown.

Will slowly, carefully, gave them a thumb’s up, his hand trembling as he struggled with all the reversed inputs. He didn’t quite understand what they were saying, but it sounded concerned.

“.enif eb ll'eh ,hE” Travis said with a shrug, standing up.

The three dispersed, leaving Will alone while he lay on his back, trying to get his fingers to work properly.

After a few minutes, Will gradually began to regain control over his body, learning a few key points in the process.

It was a powerful debuff, but the longer it was used, the easier it was to recover from. Even after a couple minutes, Will was beginning to regain more than half of his control as his mind adapted to the changes.

So using this on the same person over and over again was a no-no. That also meant that using it on oneself could potentially allow the user to fully adapt to the altered state and take advantage of the immunity to negative effects – which included damage – to achieve a sort of temporary immortality…which came with its own problems.

If the mirror was stolen or broken, an over-reliant user would be helpless for quite some time while their body readjusted to the new ‘normal’. More than enough time to kill them.

Seemed like a good way to get overconfident and die. Will himself was the exact kind of person someone like that would get killed by.

Eventually the debuff expired, and Will carefully rose to his feet, his movements uncertain as his mind was unsure the new ‘normal’ was truly back for good. For about an hour afterwards, he found himself jerking in the wrong direction every now and then.

Well, that was crazy, Will thought, putting it in the ‘maybe’ pile. The effect was double-edged, but it was strong.

I wonder if I could combine it with some kind of buff that shortens the effect and allows their body to learn quickly. Make it so that the target adapts instantly, but when the effect expires, they’re already completely adapted, and stuck like that.

That would make the target nearly completely incapacitated, without being immortal, changing it from a two-sided effect to a simple powerful debuff.

Food for thought.

After a moment, Will moved it to the brand-new ‘powerful effects to maybe use with Sourdough’ pile.

They had lunch, cleared out some more Monsters, and Will went back to his work sorting Relics eventually finding an interesting hammer whose business-end looked like a shrieking face.

The Shrieking Hammer

+8 Strength

+5 Resistance

+2 Kinesthetics

+6 Acuity

+1 Focus

The hammer shrieks in the wielder’s voice as it is swung, its volume increasing based on the amount of damage that will be dealt by the attack. If the wielder has any sonic or language-based Abilities, the shriek carries their effects to the appropriate targets.

“Oh wow, I found one for Jason.” Will mused, twirling the hammer around his finger, listening to the faint sound of his own voice as it spun. It sounded like he was being tortured somewhere very far away.

Ew. Presumably that sound will be much closer when used in combat. The effect is good, but the vibe is…

The prophet had a language-dependent effect where he cussed out his enemies, debuffing them and dealing psychic damage.

I could use this as the centerpiece effect to Sourdough a good Relic for Jason, Will thought, setting it aside in the ‘keep’ pile. As long as he’s okay with listening to himself get tortured.

Will found another interesting sound-based Relic later that evening. It was a pair of clasped demonic hands, not in prayer, but around some invisible thing, as if they were choking something…

Choker of the Stolen Voice

Oh, it is actually choking something…It’s choking you. Will thought.

+2 Strength

+12 Resistance

+2 Kinesthetics

+4 Acuity

+7 Focus

User’s voice-based Abilities no longer register as being caused by the User.

Trace-back effects register the Choker of the Stolen Voice as the origin of the Ability. XP for kills made with voice-based Abilities is negated.

…How? Will thought, inspecting the Relic.

This was ostensibly a way to prevent Thorns damage from tracing back to the user and killing them. It was the sort of Relic one might want when they were taking on someone like Frederick Wyrd or The Rotwitch.

But how did it work? It directly interacted with The System in a very strange way.

Will had no use for the effect itself, but he absolutely wanted to study how it worked. It related to targeting and how the System differentiated one person from another.

And where does the XP go? Will wondered. Maybe studying it could even give him some insight into what exactly XP was.

Will dropped it in the ‘to study’ pile.

 Maybe I can steal the effect and use it to create an attack Ability that dodges responsibility for the attack. Would be good for fighting Thorns builds, and for slaughtering thousands of people without the System catching on to who is responsible and revoking my Lord status.

…Not that I’m particularly eager to do that, mind you. Just the first use is fine, Will thought, pausing as he studied the another Relic.

Boots of the phantasm

+6 Strength

+4 Resistance

+14 Kinesthetics

+8 Acuity

+3 Focus

+15% audiovisual dampening while hiding.

While hiding and unobserved, the user may become intangible at will. If discovered while intangible, the user immediately becomes tangible and takes a large amount of damage.

Neat. Will added it to the Rogue Archetype pile. The damage on discovery downside was bad, but a proper rogue build wouldn’t get discovered, so there was only upside for someone if they were sneaky enough.

The next Relic was a leather pouch with six crude-looking nails inside. Despite their rough appearance, they were rather sharp.

Agonizing Nails

Any creatures pierced by these nails share damage and debuffs amongst themselves.

No stat boosts? Is it not a weapon? Will did some testing and discovered that it didn’t fill a Slot on the body. It was a consumable ammunition.

I can think of a couple ways to use that right off the bat. Will thought. But I bet Loth can use them better.

“Loth, got one you might like!” Will called, tossing it to Loth, who snatched the pouch out of midair before glancing down at the pouch.

“Oh yes, I like these very much.” Loth said, strapping the pouch to her belt before returning to her own loot sorting.

The next ring had a stylized stomach as the crest, while the rest of the ring was braided gut. He’d almost missed it, given its strange organic shape.

Well, that’s gross, Will thought as he Inspected it.

Ring of the paralyzed Stomach.

+5 Strength

-4 Resistance

+3 Kinesthetics

+4 Acuity

+10 Focus

80% resistance to Debuffs

User no longer gains nourishment from food.  User cannot remove ring.

So, you just…starve to death? Will thought. You could only wear the ring for a short time before you had to cut off your finger, but…80% resistance to debuffs was very strong, and probably good enough to make this a decent piece of backup kit in case they came across something particularly nasty.

Climbers were strong enough to sacrifice a finger when the alternative was death.

Besides, they can always get it back.

Will added it to the ‘save’ pile and kept going, discovering a pair delicate of glasses with round, blackened lenses.

Veil-piercing Lenses

+1 Strength

+2 Resistance

+2 Kinesthetics

+15 Acuity

+10 Focus

User can see beyond the physical realm.

Being faced with the unknowable causes damage to the optic nerve, gradually leading to blindness.

The Abyss does that mean? Will thought, taking off his mask and donning the glasses.

The world darkened as the black lenses made everything appear shaded…except the miasmatic structures floating around.

“Eh?” Will grunted, lifting the lenses up.

The world brightened.

He put them back on.

The world darkened, Miasmatic Structures floating around in stark contrast, the constant fog of raw miasma was pushed back a little bit, too, which made the clarity a bit higher than normal, too.

Still, Will wasn’t actually seeing anything new.

Maybe I’m the wrong user?

“Hey Travis, try these on.” Will said, approaching the lounging illusionist.

“Sure, what do they do?” Travis asked putting them up to his eyes.

“They let you see something you can’t normally see, I guess…oh and they make you go blind eventually.”

Travis ripped the glasses off his face and glared up at Will.

“You see anything?” Will asked.

“Yeah, some weird clumps floating in the air.” Travis said, handing the glasses back.

Well, I guess it makes miasmatic structures visible?

Will added it to the ‘to study’ category. It might be a handy tool for studying miasma in the future.

And if the lenses damaged his optic nerves, he was fairly sure Aspect would repair them. Maybe even better than they were before…

…probably.

Comments

Macronomicon

I love treasure. Dunno if any of it is going to be a permanent addition, but I know at least two of them have effects that should be studied and added to custom-made spells.

Daedalus

> That’s probably not what the original designer intended, Will thought, happy to take advantage of his Uru Drake Eye. *blinks* Did Will just insinuate that it’s a known fact that relics are in some way designed by people in-universe?

Josh Jones

Further sonic based idea? A pair of chaps that convert any fart into a titanic foghorn-esque brown noise.

RAQN

The best part about this magic system is looking at new relics and theory crafting synergies across relics, abilities/upgrades, and cantrips. I imagine the worst part is making all the loot because you also have to create ‘junk’ that’s still interesting and synergies that you don’t immediately think of.

vetro 26

The Veil-piercing Lenses are in my opinion one of the most useful to will items he's gotten. If he can get rid of the debuff and strengthen the affects he might be able to see the structures of miasma better and or take a picture of it like the mirror did of him.

Schlip Schlop (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 04:00 couldn’t Will keep one of the nails in phantom hand and sourdough it for infinite applications?
2026-02-09 17:29

Macronomicon

yes, since all the ideas come from the same mind it's hard to simulate the randomness, which is why having your guys' suggestions is so helpful.

Macronomicon

not quite. i deliberately have restricted Sourdough from making multiple duplicates of the same thing...so far. if he gets a Relic that allows it, then maybe we can make it happen.

Dan N

That reverse mirror's effect on speech is interesting. Unless it was written that way as just a short hand for 'this makes speech sound bizarre and unrecognizable' it kinda gives the target a minor bit of precognition but only in relation to speech. They get to hear the end of a sentence before someone even speaks it. I wonder how far in advance that effect could go? If for example you were listening to a politician speek would you hear their speech sentence by sentence in normal order but with the words reversed or would you hear the end of their speech all the way through to the beginning? Maybe each paragraph would be reversed? Idk, but it's an interesting temporal effect that Will didn't catch onto because he didn't recognize what was happening with people's speech at the time.

Garnett Coetzee

I haven't really thought about my suggestion as an offensive item. but seeing it done slightly differently has me thinking a curse monger with some trade ability can change debuff duration at reduced cost but with a cantrip just constantly adding a debuff to himself and trade the massive quantity of a slight hindrance into an extended potent curse would be so busted. Cough, *curse line of sight lady* also probs most harmless debuff for amulet of domineering sickness is something that makes the user more susceptible to debufs, its pretty easy immunity infinite.

Alan Ben Sen Clem

Will could sacrifice the mirror to his Hand on the 49th floor and survive whatever calamity is out there. Just by switching to the mirror, surviving the instadeath, and then switching to something else. If it's possible to minmaxx a relic using negative effects, couldn't someone use an ability like sourdough to get stupid damage multipliers when silent or something like that? There should be a climber out there who has an armory Ability and can swap sets whenever he wants. The only downsides would be thieves and money.

Dan N

Also I'm really curious what Soundbooth Theater will do for that bit when they get there several years from now. Are they going to have the narrators try to read the lines straight or are they going to record them speaking the lines normally and then reverse the voice tracks?

Exrotes

Woo one of mine made it in.

Skyeel

Interesting how that amulet works, but what counts as a debuff? The most obvious way to break this would be with the mirror or a similar effect (if the mirror even counts as a debuff). Unless the mirror's immunity to negative conditions applies before the amulet's debuff negation then you could theoretically always feed the debuff with another skill to be perpetually on. Does it work with 'static' debuffs from items or classes. Could you circumvent some 'costs' with it? Like with a skill that gives a debuff to receive some other buff?

Andrew

I honestly didn't think my show miasmic structures while making you blind would get selected, I'm honored. I wonder what ghoul would think about them? Does he have the ability already or does he go with feel or some other sense?

Patron1kj6tz

Unless I've misunderstood, Will's current theory is that whatever end his previous selves met and he is heading for is something that "normal" system stuff can't help overcome. Imagine if he got pulled into something like the class advancement trial where he has no relic access, except his abilities are also turned off (It's been established that Lords can designate areas in their strongholds as jail cells that shut off active abilities) and "dying" would stick instead him just waking back up in his "real" body. He would be completely fucked no matter how powerful his class and kit are, this is partly why he's looking into non-system power like direct miasma manipulation.

Patron1kj6tz

If Will can find a relic that gives a buff at the cost of also giving a de-buff that would pair well with the Amulet. He could also intentionally dilute the potency of the buff/de-buff by running that relic through a few generations of sourdough with his explosive dough ring before adding it to the final product.

Andrew

Thank you!

Patron1kj6tz

Quick question unrelated to the current chapter, did we ever find out the specifics of the silver death/ethereal metallic slime sacrifices? Will has 3 giant piles of raid boss sacrifices and I'm curious of what they make when used together. Attrition: Fecundity, large-radius meta, poison +1 Kin/+3 Acu/+1 Foc Kincaid, Lord of Flesh: Gluttony, growth, creation +2 Str/+2 Res Silver Death: ?, ?, ? +???? If I had to guess I'd say something like Metal, Ethereal, Shapeshifting for the characteristics. Then for the stats, at least 1 resistance given its durability and the whole made of metal part, at least 1 kinesthetics because of the shape shifting and at least 1 acuity or focus for the magical aspect of phasing through matter. Given it's a raid boss it should give 4 stat points but +1 to every stat except strength just doesn't feel right to me for some reason, not completely sure why. Maybe because Will's hand gave the same stats? Since it had plenty of physical strength as well and was maybe blind (I'm under the impression that sensory capabilities can influence acuity stat growth) I guess you could argue for +1 Str/+1 Res/+1 Kin/+1 Focus for a total of +3 Str/+3 Res/+2 Kin/+3 Acu/+2 Foc Which now that I look at it that spread actually seems like it would be a great baseline. Honestly the sheer variety of upgrades lets someone become just about any build from any starting point as long as they have the stats and upgrade slots to support it. So having a jack of all trades stat base with plenty of upgrade slots would let you have a dozen different skill selections and upgrade paths to make a final product that fits almost any role.

Trey

i just had a thought… the norworm got pulled out of Void. Where did it end up? That old of a creature might make a very potent sacrifice and tbh it seems like a bit of a missed opportunity if it was not recovered. For such a big bad I think he could make for some very interesting skill sacrifices. I’m also curious if anyone has any idea what a norworm sacrifice would do for an ability. The norworm basically kills someone and uses them as a suit. So the powers would have a lean of being parasitic. Skill theft is kind of part of it? maybe there could be a method of sharing skills? will’s ability to loan out items and take them back is great, what if he could loan out a skill?

Macronomicon

lol, i commented before fully reading. IGNORE ME! That looks pretty good. depending on my mood i might've shifted Focus to another one, but not sure where, so i'll just leave it.

Macronomicon

I don't think he can do that yet. We're close, but ATM i think he can only make (slotted) Relics and hand them off to teammates. You know what? I'll have to double check that.

Macronomicon

loth stole it while no one was looking BC why the hell would she not?

Trey

I fucking SUSPECTED that lol awesome. was that in the story already?

Macronomicon

I...don't know yet. I don't think he can see them directly. He's piloting unded like mech-suits, so it's gotta be some other sense, not the undead's actual eyeballs.

Andrew

So Will is trying to create magic by visually recording the miasmic diagrams and trying to reproduce them. If Ghoul doesn't have a sense for them, does he just feel it out or go by the outcome? So Ghoul's magic could be this convoluted mess of diagrams that he has successfully got working but half the diagram is unnecessary fluff that Will can avoid?

Ethan B.

Loot goblins unite!

Ethan B.

TFTC!! Gotta love loot, gives that good old dopamine lol.

HairyHermit

Gosh, i never knew what a fangirl i was until i saw my relic suggestion in the story UwU Great chapter!

Zachary Atwood

That body inversion is way more insidious than it seems. Imagine trying to breath with that debuff? Especially if it's in the middle of a fight and you're breathing hard? Would feel like you're drowning.

Quazzy

BTW, have you considered letting Loth spec into chemistry? We *know* she's famed in the circles of the alchemist bug people, and her traps are due to get a whole lot fancier.

Quazzy

By the same token, could you have someone *else* Mirror you and then hide somewhere ridiculous, and use the Amulet to make its duration near-infinite? Obviously someone could still steal the amulet, but when you have a year left on the debuff that doesn't exactly matter. They'd have to somehow nonconsensually cure you, when even self-cures don't seem common at all.

Quazzy

Also read Skeel's comment down below its sooooo interesting

HairyHermit

There is a big difference between skeel and skyeel. U gotta be specific bro

Kev Gamm

Could make for a great upgrade to Loth's insect control skill! I'm imagining wasps loaded up with horsehair norworms that can be injected directly into people's central nervous system, letting Loth remote control them. Do it when they're unconscious and now she has sleeper agents!

Spoolofwhool

That stomach ring would be super strong for Void, since he doesn't need to eat thanks to his abilities, so it would just be stats (leading on focus which is good for a necromancer), and free 80% debuff resistance