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Spell suggestions (Patreon)

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2022-10-15 21:57:10
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the time has come to suggest new spells, and I'll see if any of them sound like fun.Format:Name: (Difficulty)Ingredients,ritual.Effect.

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Kabir Kumar

Material Plane travel: High Sorcerer Ingredients: sac of a Popping Frog(from the results of the guy who mixed up a teleportation spell and a Summon Frog spell and gave us this plague), anti-toad venom(from your local toad's predator) and the purest form you can get of your desired material Ritual: purify the sac with the venom, to give teleportation essence, then mix vigorously with your pure material. Swallow the result- you will have the very strong urge to throw up the essence, but do not do so until you have arrived at your destination, travelling out of your desired material. Doing so while in the material plane could result in being trapped forever as a statue, forever in a state between two realities, unable to voice your soul's horror. Have fun! 😘

Joe ?

Name:Perry's positional portal placer (moderate to extreme difficulty) ingredients: personally tailored to each user. The user has to find a way to bind certain materials and phrases to themselves, like how a demon etc is summoned. Perry figures out a way to make it a series of voltage changes for himself. He can transfer himself throughout the city using the electrical grid to induce a summoning of himself by rapidly changing the voltage in that area. I assume there's no connections between cities because otherwise the replicators would disrupt it, so maybe he finds a way to set up a radio receiver or light detector positioned just right to receive a beam of light to do inter- city travel. Maybe he builds an add on to his magical computer so he can send it commands to draw on the power grid in just the right way to summon him to home base. Can't do line breaks on mobile patreon I guess.

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2026-09-05 04:00 Name: Telviods magical pocket (mid) Ingredients, air elementals breath (can of magically charged air), a spool of golden thread, a liter of quicksilver (mercury), and a coin purse, mirrors made of crystal, claws of a phase beast, blood from a greed demon (enugh to draw out a 3x3 square on the ground). ritual: using multiple sets of mirrors inside an area marked out in blood from a demon of greed, with the breath of an elemental and a coin purse inside out with multiple glyphs of the god of transport made with golden thread and soaked in quicksilver, use the talon of a phase beast to cut space itself to contain the whole ritual, while reciting the prayer for a successful journey to the god of traveling. Effect: creates a bag that has a storage that can store 2x2x2 (size can increase with amount of air, quicksilver and area used for ritual including greed demons blood), note bag must be turned rightside in before use.
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austin kutz

Name: Witches Brew (Apprentice) Ingredients: Burnt meat · Eye of newt · Onion · Rat's tail This is a ritualistic potion used to turn princes into frogs. It only works on a true prince, which is why it's an Apprentice level spell

SweetRoll

Neat idea. I could see his garage tinker powers and ridiculous attunement making this so big its basically a pocket world.

Cyrus McEnnis

Static Shock (Cantrip), ingredients: amber bead, cat fur. Creates a potential difference between the user and an object. This could be abused to recharge batteries, produce an EMP, and other electromagnetic shenanigans. Good example of a low level spell that Perry can paradoxilise to produce out of proportion effects. Note that while this is _usually_ used to create an electrical difference, one could argue that it wouldn't take much to repurpose it to other fundamental forces like, for example, gravity.

FishFace

Weird Wowbaggers whey wildlings. Difficulty. -string cheese strange. (Wowbagger has his own system.) Ingredients- one (1) round of cheese made from the milk of a magical creature (result may vary depending on what creature and wowbagger accepts no responsibility for unexpected consequences. ) Eyes of an amphibian, claws of a mammal Feather of a bird preferably magical. One (1) bag of bone meal, preferably mammal. A jangle of iron chains, for control. 5 copper rings. Hey kids!!!! You ever want a buddy but your dad burnt down all the nearby villagers and raised them as zombies???? Good news!!! Your pal! Wowbagger is here to help!!! Just take a big cheese wheel and a bag of bone meal and mix it in your mom's old cauldron!!!! Then throw in a hand of froggy eyes and a two string of iron chains and bring it to a boil!!! Whole its heating up put a copper ring for each fingger in the Fire!!!!! Now, you can draw wowbaggers lopsided squiggly ovoid with extra fun lines around the cauldron!!! After a mere twenty minutes you new cheesy friend will be done so you can put out that fire now!! Now your new buddy will be to melty to actually leave the cauldron at first, which is good!!! Confused at it's tortured existence your pal-oumi will be blaming you!! So quick!! Cool off those copper rings and put em on. The rings mean you and the wildling are best buds!!! The coolder the rings, the colder the buddy, the harder your new friend becomes. When the rings are cold your pal will be tough and slow, great for pushing you on swings or digging holes!!! But when the ring get hot your new pal becomes A "fon-dude"!! Great for getting tight spaces and boiling meat!! Just throw a couple of those rings in the fire if your buddy starts slowing down!!! (Wowbagger is not responsible for any cheese related scalding, crushing, suffocating, infestations of vermin, spread of mold-blight or lingering smells) Effect. Creats a cheese golem/elemental. Included in the kit Is five inscribed copper rings, and an example ritual ovoid . Wowbagger is not a very good wizard. They are poorly educated, reckless and probably insane and definitely suffering from delusions of granduer. However despite their general incompetence they manage to make reasonably stable spells. They are the mister magoo, or Mr bean of the magical world. Most wizards craft a spell because they have a need for it. Wowbagger makes a spell because he saw it in a dream and, mad bastard that he is he takes his dream as a challenge.

LordDark

Im thinking a dream curse where a copy of Perry is in the dreams of whoever has seen him that day. Nightmare inducing for Baddies, and helps improve existing relationships. Or just makes randos think he is a bigger deal than he is.

Enaz the great

Animate rope( use a rope like second appendage) rope is supernaturaly dense and hard to damage

Thomas

Spell: Blur Ingredients: 8 down feathers of a hatchling Roc, 2 ounces Moon Blood of an Old Maid, a dozen dried four leaf clovers. Ritual: grind ingredients into a smooth paste, paint the paste in pattern shown on object or person you wish to blur. Effect: Object is blurred in sight, and memory making object hard to target. Perry's Effect: Object is forgotten by all who see them and can't be seen except through electronics. Note: Moon Blood of an Old Maid translates as menstrual blood of a virgin over 30, this allows for making fun of Heather and Natalie in an inappropriate way, may not play well with all audiences. The reasoning is Old Maids were seen but forgotten quickly in Medieval societies, and thus are "blurred" from memory and slight, and the magic world seems like it was at about that level of societal development to me.

Red Viking

Perry's Cloak of Wave Obfuscation (easy to moderate) Ingredients: A sphere with a reflective inside, an idol symbolic of who it is that you want to hide, cryss spider silk, two feathers from a love dove pair (feather's must come from both birds), two bite sized pieces of food, and lastly two drops of blood from the intended recipient of the ritual. Ritual: Put a drop of blood on each feather, before fastening the male's to the idol with the cryss silk, making sure that the silk cover's the feather completely. Similarily secure the females feather to yourself, again making sure that no part of the feather is uncovered. Place the pieces of food on both silk patches before eating them. After all that is done, you can then place the idols inside the sphere. Effect: The male's feather should react to any emotions of stress from the female's side and project it's, the male's, surroundings in the female one's place, the cryss silk will then twist the image of endless reflection and darkness into a cloud of shadows and illusions that moves erraticaly and which hides the movements and placement of the recipient of the ritual.

Panda

Lan-ta's Amorphous Armory Difficulty: Variable - Intermediate to Extremely Difficult Ingredients: Silica sand (or any sand of average particle size between 10 and 100 micrometers) in quantity equal to the volume of desired form, 1 vessel of volume greater than quantity of sand, 10 grams natural binding agent per 100 grams of sand, 5 grams iron or iron-based alloy, breath of a flame elemental of at least 100 years of age. Ritual: Combine sand and natural binding agent into a paste and place inside of chosen vessel. Nestle iron within the mixture in the approximate center of the vessel and ensure it is not exposed to surrounding air. Once ready, envision the exact form of the item in your mind and release the flame elemental breath into the mixture until a temperature of 1000K is reached. PERFECT visualization is required for this step as any defects in the image will transfer one-for-one into the item. Effect: If done correctly, the vessel should shatter and reform into a hardened glass item. The glass is significantly stronger than typical glass. The durability or malleability of the item can be altered through the use of different binding agents, though they still must be of natural origin. This spell’s difficulty is marked as variable depending on the form of the intended item, since nearly any form is possible so long as the user can keep the image in mind. Notes: I made this spell not to replace Perry’s floating armaments, but as a way to assist his team with various items. Since he doesn’t need to control the item directly, he can hand it off to someone else and they can do the heavy lifting. Could also serve as a way to create structures fast and cheap, so long nobody’s throwing magically enhanced stones around…

ArchonUmbra

Spell: D’axer’s Faux teleportation (Apprentice) - Mirror images A spell designed by the mage D’axer to imitate the highly complicated “True” teleportation spell and impress his colleagues. It allows the user to “teleport” themselves to a distant location (must be in line of site). In reality, they are physically present at their origin. This spell just shifts perceptions to make it seems like you are somewhere else, effectively a projection. It might be interesting if Perry used it at very short range in a “Mirror image” type spells. Since it is not a hologram, but actually messes with perception, it may even fool some of those special senses supers may have. It allows him to dodge some of those instakill abilities that could wreck him, even armored, without having to burn HP. Ingredients: A diamond of the clearest grade (crystalline structure, high refractive index, no flaws), Scales from the wings of Morpheus Moths (Magic Moth that kills sleeping prey), a Lode Stone (magnet), blood of the user, and a chain mail shirt (conductive apparel). Ritual: The ritual involves mixing the scales and dried blood into a paste that coats the diamond and lodestone then dries. To activate look through the diamond at a location, smash the diamond into the lodestone while wearing the chainmail. (Warning: Imperfections in the diamond or poorly cut facets may project in random directions or distort the results) The blood soaked scales scatter into a cloud of iridescent powder that quickly aligns to refract perceptions and project the user, plus anything conductive inside the cloud, to the location seen through the diamond. The iridescent cloud swirls around user giving them limited view of the outside. Anything nonconductive, outside the user, is not projected hence the chainmail clothes listed in the spell ingredients. The projection mirrors your physical movements and is perceived as real to senses. Eventually the scales burn out and the diamond shatters, ending the spell. High energy or too much conductive material in contact with the projection causes it to glitch out and may end the spell early. Could be interesting to try multiple projections at a time. They would all still mirror the movements of the source.

Tate Browder

Gilmore’s Stable Form- advanced difficulty Blood of a stone elemental (little difficult to acquire given that they are made of rocks), powdered earthworm, left ear of a hundred-year-old owl, and wood from an ent. Ritual: Mix powdered earthworm with blood, let sit under light of a waning crescent moon. Cut ear into cubes, smearing them into concentric rings around bowl with earthworm and blood, chanting as you do so. Break a piece of ent wood over the ritual circle, and wait for effects. Effects: Remove need for any mortal needs, such as breathing, food, water, and more. Your skin becomes as hard as stone, firm to the touch and cold. Your organs resist damage, your bones strengthen, and your body is now immutable, something between biological and inanimate. Be a living statue!

A disgruntled nondescript squirrel

mat cat, summon an amorphous feline familiar. This familiar can be fed anything it will store the materials within itself for later use within its dimensional stomach, also can break items down to components. Ingredients include a consecrated book of physics, a cat's whisker and a wink from a strange god.

Some Random

I read your name as the spell name

Bakerdea

Name: Executioner's Blessing- advanced difficulty Ingredients: Blood from an Executioner, the Tears of a Love One, one strand of Angel Hair, 2 cups of Purified Water, and Body of a Headless Chicken. Ritual: The blood and tears need to be mixed into the purified water, and the water needs to be brought to boil. All the while chanting, the Angel hair needs to be tied around your neck while chanting the spell. The mixture need to boil down to a finger of water. The Chicken must be killed by having it's head cut off. You do not need to be the one to kill it, but it does need to die this way for tho concoction to work. You must eat the chicken before you drink the potion, you may cook the chicken however you like. Effect: After eating the chicken, and drinking the potion! For an entire day you will survive having your head chopped off. If your head is not put back on by the end of the day, YOU WILL DIE!!!

STORRM

Name: Animated Armor (medium Difficulty) Ingredients, skull of a warrior slain in battle, suit of armour that would fit the slain warrior, earth infused viscera , spinal fluid from a mimic, ritual. powered skull paints the inside of a adjustable mech suit with the inside bits from the earth worms he picked up and some of his own spinal fluid, then some caving on the inside, then cook in a big oven at 420c for 69 hours. :D Effect. semi sentient mecha that is loyal to ????. like a dog but metal and with lazzers. also a warrior slain in battle doesn't have to be human it could legit be a dead dog from a dog fighting thing, the mech would just need to fit the dog,

Misery

Name: Vermin slide (Apprentice) Ingredients: Clam juice, Slime membrane (any petty elemental slime works), crystal snail saliva ritual: Brew in cauldron, use your instincts for dosage, like a true witch Effect: Objects covered in product have nearly no friction coefficient (grease). Lasts a couple hours.

Misery

Name: Olans Heavy Attraction(Difficulty) Ingredients: heavy spherical object (like a bowling ball), cosmic shattering powder, fell blood ritual: Annoint heavy spherical object with runes drawn in blood and powder mixture. A sudden change in velocity will trigger affect (like bowling ball hitting a wall) Effect: Local area slow and weak black hole. Attractive but not super destructive

Misery

Name: Echo real-time cartography| Ingredients: common bat, baleful crystal, ink and a medium for the ink | ritual: sacrifice bat on any needlessly expensive altar, Shatter crystal and mix dust with ink, force bat spirit into mixture and apply to medium | effect: creates a radar like readout, useful as a combat mini-map (could be included in HUD of perry's helmet)

Misery

Quick fire: pain spell with chillies as ingredients, origami or wooden doll puppets, entangle CC spell from thrown/fired seeds, ect