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📊 Vintage Celeb Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-28 15:10:37
Imported:
2026-09
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📊 Vintage Celeb Poll

  • Kate Beckinsale 81
  • Charlize Theron 47
  • Eva Mendez 12
  • Nigella Lawson 14
  • Sofia Vergara 66
  • Halle Berry 11
  • J-Lo 16
  • Evangeline Lilly 24
  • Heidi Klum 28
  • 2026-07-28
  • 299 votes
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Content

We have ventured occasionally into celebrity culture in our stories - We Were On A Break; The American Dream; Blacked Mirror: Be Right BackAnd I often get requests for stories involving peoples favourite Hollywood star or the latest char topping pop-star. My own celebrity knowledge is a little thin, so I asked in the chat for you to come up with the famous folks, you would most like to see blacked, in a parodied fictional story about them. I thought I would run a poll with a dozen names... instead, in less than 24 hours you hit me with 27! So what I am going to do is split them into three quick polls, Vintage Celebs, Modern Celebs and New Era Celebs.What I want is to be able to take the one or two top names in each poll. So that the next time I decide It's time to create one of these stories, I have 5 or 6 solid choices to choose from, that I know are very popular with you guys and girls. So let's vote on our vintage celebs below. You can vote multiple times, but I would suggest to try and minimise your voting to around 2 or 3, to give us a more accurate result on which of these choices is the most popular. Vote Below:

Comments

Allan Harrison

Kate Beckinsale. God damn she'd look good mounting a huge black rod, the darker the better. Since we'll probably never see that, one of your stories about it is the best option we can realistically hope for. 😃

Kacey Loveington

I did Evangeline Lilly dirty by putting her in the vintage bracket, she's little younger than the others here, but was the only way to split the polls in equal numbers... But I loved Lost, and never tired of seeing freckles eyes! 🥰

NPcan

Must be out of the loop on something. Who is Be Right Back based on?

Doug

Your Celebrity Knowledge is Thin Kacey - So Hard to Avoid These Days! 😂

Johnny King

I think I'd prefer non-celebrities. Might keep you out of trouble too.

JJ

Kate!!!

Neuro_Max

Charlize Teron need to be blacked. She is gorgeous, stunning blonde.

fanfoot

Wow Charlize isn't near the top. That's a shame. Certainly one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Great looking long hair, short hair, bald, no matter. But Kate Beckinsale might have the best butt ever. As long as that is part of the script...

fanfoot

Where TF is Jessica Biel? Summer Catch anyone? That scene where she rises out of the water in her bikini, stretching and working the water out of her hair, the teeny tiny waist, the ribcage, the long long legs. C'mon! Rivals Phoebe Cates scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High! Speaking of which where is Phoebe Cates? Oh well, that's what I get for taking a holiday.

Kacey Loveington

Oh I would agree with Jessica Biel. She would have been a hot addition to the list. 🥵 xx