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We Drank REAL Animal Cocktails [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

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2025-09-27 20:00:11
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2026-06
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Mrs.Beast3000

Finally drinking endangered animals

sweets

imma drink to this one

Gamer Cat

This pops up just as my doordash arrives😃

Ryan Morgan

Does that thumbnail mean a whale is drinking a shark? Love you Chad lol

BigGogMan

When is the gay porn video being released

shitdick

Fuck yeah, we're so spoilt here. Happy weekend, guys.

vFoxhound

NEW VID, DAY MADE POG

shitdick

Fuckin, life is good sometimes aye.

Ad4msk1

Guest was obnoxious and destroyed the last Arab mug. -the reddit will hear about

Merd

Awesome to see TipsyBartender featured on here. Petition for Max and Chad to re-create his bathtub jungle juice.

Poopers21

i like bros shirt

Keny

when do i get to meet lazarbeam is the funniest thing ive heard since jesus christ how big was the cross

Alex Cobb

Guest fucking sucks

Yo Gurt

Guest guy was hella annoying he had some funny moments but overall he ruined it for me sorry

Lucas snow

You guys don’t mind the quiz ideas so for a vid go back to school, do some subjects with punishment ect. Also I still wanna see Chad direct a vid

number #1 in the game

Lazarbeam should come out and present himself as a show runner just for the bit LMAO

Riot Cailin

What would we get if we combined Scott and Darcy?

Jr

Jamie can we pull that up 🗣️

Kaitlin

arab mug 💔

Em

shark grog when

NKO (edited)

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2026-10-31 11:00 The guest dude absolutely ruined this, don't bring him back ever. He's hella dumb and annoying.
2025-09-28 03:55 The guest dude absolutely ruined this. He's hella. annoying fr. Could not finish the vid 👎

The guest dude absolutely ruined this. He's hella. annoying fr. Could not finish the vid 👎

JP#94

Womp womp

Rick Rose

I really enjoyed the guest. He had some great bits that had me rollin. I think he just wasnt as used to the format and wrangling Max n Chad up to keep the game focused like Darcy is. Very funny vid especially this extended cut with all the extra animal facts and fits in the muscle suit

Mia Cervantez

Next time max doesn’t finish a drink- I’m unsubscribing

Coors Light

The main channel video had me thinking this guy sucked but this extended cut got me thinking he was cool as shit just doesnt make cold ones videos. Did this man's injustice 💯

Candace

the patreon will hear about this

Coors Light

Extended cut extended true based comment

JJMC

Okay, i wasn´t gonna say anything... BUT this stupid idiot destroyed middle eastern man mug!!!!! UNFORGIVABLE

trula

Man guest was lame didnt laugh boo 👎

trula

I liked his facts tho. 👍🏿

Markiplonker

I have got the same amazing CoolShirtz that Chad is wearing.. now I get to see how unbelievably gorgeous I look wearing that piece of art

Sebbe Loré

Ben is a legend. I think he was perfect for the episode

Chuchi

I thought the guest was fun😔

Emily

my favorite part was when max and chad

maccas

Lowkey fw the Guest 💯

Rosser57

Darcy spitting facts at 1:46:07

Chinese Max

Americans with the mo and the mullet are odd creatures!

juulia

darbee <3

Searah Jane

throwing the fruit was hilarious xD

saturn

ok but when is mr beast coming

Marc102

Sharknado

mediumpurple.com

I just started watching, why isn't there a timestamp for when mr beast gets here?

Thrash4Cash

This guy and ted nevison have been my fav randoms after darcy

Leon Treitz

the cocktael guy looks like skinny shoenice

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Luke

that shit look like the yogurt effect 2

Dr.Drea2.0 phm

But did he meet lazerbeam? Also darcy be looking extra cute 😍 also darcy looks like the actor in the movie together

cydnee matthews

i NEVER expected this collab but my god was it a good video. i love uncle farmer dad ben and cold ones bunch a funny lads. great video fellas! also glad to see bens alr since he hasnt been uploading much

DONT BELONG

I’m new to the Patreon and I’m wondering is Max always this snarky? It doesn’t come across on the YouTube videos but here every time max isn’t talking he’s looking at Chad with disdain and doesn’t even look like he wants to be there. Can’t even tell in the YouTube video it’s strange

Jayke Healy

Seemed like he was just a bit tired? The way you're putting it sounds so dramatic lol

Jayke Healy

You guys 100% were using the wrong grenadine. Either the cheap shit or even raspberry cordial would have worked heaps better.

DONT BELONG

It’s not dramatic it’s the exact phrasing I want to describe what I’m seeing. I watched the recent podcast and Max seemed to be the same way there too.

DONT BELONG

What the fuck are YOU talking about? I can’t say my opinion?

JokerBat

It’s always like this, they just like to say it’s because they’re drunk. Also replies are always like this, welcome to patreon

Nick Willmott

Do you think everyone is as cheerful as they appear in a highly edited youtube video?

Lucy 🌟

I noticed that too but I feel like Max is just comfortable and authentic enough to show the parts of himself that could be misunderstood by others. Also we’re crazy here. Welcome to the chaos of Patreon pal

Reznor8

chad is sexually abusing him, so it happens so many times in the day that he dont have the time to breath and relax

Imogen

Chad and Max are currently having some marriage problems, but I heard they are in marriage counselling now.

Nick Gerr

Maybe because Chad is a massive drooling retarded ape

Knuckles GB

Darcey lowkey cute doin the chubby bunny tho 'xD

Man.Itz.Ashton

yeah why did they buy a fancy ahh bottle of syrup lol

Mirinmaru

Hell nah, He was throwing jokes back at them all the time. It was awesome

Austin Smith

no you suck my penis every night

Peyton Smith

I think Max just has resting bitch face

Nightysmif

I need ingrethents for da cocktuh

Leyba

lol @ all the comments ripping on ben bc he's the subdued funny info kind of autism and not the hyperspecific chaotic bitchy Max kind. uncle Ben was a great guest. totally unexpected, too. the revolving outfits, the lemon pitching, a stranded American trying to fit into an Australian chaos show. he made the boys laugh a ton and broke their shit. 10/10 great ep

shitdick

this vid has less Likes than any of the latest 20 extended cuts. It's objectively the worst performing.

Az

It do be spinning