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🗒️Sober #EP 88 - Life Advice (Patreon)

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2025-10-01 09:00:54
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beebo

WHERES BALD DARCY

Gus Donnelly

Guys take my life advice and get some bitches

beebo

WHERE TF IS YO HAIR BOYE🤨

benny

wtf max got that mf mod cut

beebo

max kinda lookin like a bts member

rav

get well soon chad

beebo

dracy ur joke was funny i chuckled thanks

Cat

yes

beebo

oh fuck im retarded sorry darply i misspelled ur name bro

beebo

i hate knowing that chad was 100% serious

b4byc4ts

where’s bald Darcy 🥺

Longy

max face card upgrade

Cryo Clasm

What the hell max got that angry lesbian haircut

beebo
>>188951946

im so angry i didnt think of this i mean look at my profile pic. hes my favourite lesbian

Ziminiar

Bro is stressing over a cold

small_critter

isn’t the expression you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelette or is my brain rotted

LarKin

start of max not being fat and gay

beebo

whatever it actually is chad still wont understand it

beebo

jokes aside fellas the set looks really fuckin good rn, love the lil grog animations going on..helps with the autism

Jens Grini

ay bald darcy fell off

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

b4byc4ts

he looks like bts member

Niko

Chad once you get your pilot licence just fly to finland, pick me up and i'll hang out with you on the weekend if the boys won't. Just don't kill yourself mate.

Niko

But i won't play no fucking golf

OGM

Bruh. Max looks like idubbbz wife. Sorry

Bran

Don't shit in urinals

Linus Kindstrand

I fucking love mark from self sufficient me hes the most goated youtuber there is

SadChad

Chad go and volunteer your time, get fulfilment

Sebbe Loré

Chad needs to be forced to look at every episode. So he can stop repeating the same shit all the time🙏

shatov_n

I liked this one. Darcy speaking facts and good topics. I also like Chad flying plane.

shatov_n

But where mr Scott I miss him

_gothbewbs

I need a Patreon vid where Darcy does open mic stand up. After hearing that dessert omelette bit , I think he's the next Kevin Hart

shatov_n

And Max nice haircut it grew on me over the ep

The Duck On Quack

Dessert omelet joke was funny I appreciate that Darply

Biggest Mike

"I wish my eyes were that moist" - Darply, 2025

Wherethelambsaus

bald darcy combined with his obsession with eggs this podcast confirms the theory that he is in fact HowToBasic. also 20 minutes of chads contagion talk... based

bigblack

darcey a beast and max wears wigs?

JRGT04

They’ll look at Donkey Ling comments but not me suggesting Chad fly to goober petey to darkslide a couple of SkaterAids and Darcy has to participate in drinking games every once in a while when he becomes a pilot

shitdick

I wanna hear Max talk about AI. What's he been making.

Jr

Bald Darcy finally recognized

Jr

Bald Darcy here

Jr

Also did Darcy forget to add the flour ? Or when do you get the cake?

Kosta

Max looking fresh with this haircut what a cutie

Jr

Chad that’s your job 🗣️

Dillosauras

i hope everyone survives the plague chad unleashed

The Rowan Bean Pass

HOLY SHIT BALD DARCY FAN MENTIONED!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

Bald Max

man his hair fell off

mediumpurple.com

Max with a haircut looks like scotts gayer older cousin. Also chad on love island would be hugh mungus.

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy Fan #1 needs to cover for me when im late!

Double

Crack

erenkonen

Chad’s job story is the most fucked hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Tag 2 blokes who do fuck all.

Gordie

aw damn, I was really rooting for the hippie hair to make a comeback.

James Peacock

Darcy feeling the omelet effect bruh

Adam Winter

damn, max be lookin like an old dad now, makes me kinda sad :(

Kyle Jahnke

The last part of this podcast was fucking amazing. We can all tell Chad had internal struggles and wants to find a sense of direction. A lot of us can probably relate. After listening to Darcy's rant about how Chad could find self improvement, I personally felt a hell of a lot better. Not saying that's what the content needs to be about but maybe on the podcasts you spend like 20 minutes just on Chad and how he can improve himself and find fulfillment.

Sam

WATCH OUT CHAD, BLUDGER

Joseph Knibb

what in the noel gallhager is max

Pure Sound

Man y'all scared me with the thumbnail and title I thought Chad was about to quit

number #1 in the game

U guys should play “who’s at the door” it’s on steam for 20% off rn

Vasiliki A

That's the aids effect

Natalie

Chad I will go travel with you

Hectagoon

Next video idea: Chad does gardening

Connor

The drywall effect caused the rhinovirus.

Lukas

I want to see a video of Darpy making an omelet

Bbd34

Shut the hell up Natalie Krisa I’m tired of your knuckle dragging around the place 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱

number #1 in the game

"$400 dinner date or steak dinner and 30 minutes at an asian massage palor?"

Connor

Also, Max crashing out on Chad about hobbies fucking made my day. Thanks for the laughs blokes.

Tucker

Was just abt to comment he should volunteer on a veggie farm and prep for his own if he really wants one

Mcchew

why are these podcasts just an hour of bullying Chad like let him enjoy life

HookSniffer

The first time I saw the thumbnail I straight up thought Chad was getting lectured by a random guy about life advice, turns out it was his best friend who just got a haircut 💪🏻 true friends do that shit to you

TerryByte

Jumpscared by the PhilDoggz mention.

JRGT04

Their point is kinda like a frog in a pot. If you put the frog in while the waters already boiling it’ll cry. but if you gradually warm it, it’ll achieve nirvana

JRGT04

Normally I’d agree but they had a point about the farm stuff it’s kinda like the frog pot dilemma

b4byc4ts

he fell off 💔

lindsay T

chad continuously fantasizing abt having a farm like that wouldn’t be 500X times more stressful and involve more work than what he’s doing now always sends me

Natalie

Literally what did I do wrong

Kyle Conlon

Lol I think its “can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs”

blossomisidro

2 million dollars or dinner with Silas

Jarod Scanlon

Funniest fucking ep of the pod cracking up fo real

seal shrimp

I think max has Tourette’s maybe

swavs

how cum darcy and max are alway bouncing on eachothers cocks. like sure your boy's a lil delusional but nothing wrong with that. this dude darcy always be talking about how much he enjoys life until chad starts talking about his passions, why dont you follow your own advice ill bro

Shew

Dude same I fucking loved it. I’ve been watching these guys once I was 9, I’m 18 now and as I’m older I’m broke as fuck but relate to Chad in a decent amount of ways. Like I wanna do something else or have a different situation but that won’t change everything cus I myself need to evolve and Darcy’s speech was really good for that.

Shew

Gout caught up💔

Shew

Chad we love you bro you’ll figure it out

Mia Cervantez

O my god, this is the funniest shit. I’m so sorry, but i think i love chad being bullied

Kyle Jahnke

I know a lot of the comments are brain rot shit, but I love the podcasts. Especially when you guys get deep.

Kyle Jahnke

Chad you're a great person and we all are here because you make us all laugh. We love you man! Idk if you feel fulfilment from that but you mean a lot to a lot of people! Not just your friends, family, and co workers

Kyle Jahnke

Do you guys hang out with Chad much outside of work? Maybe he just wants that more often because he really cares about you guys

Mrs.Beast3000

Rhino disease is caused by sex with rhino. Rhino anus leaves rhino flakes on your dihh and it makes your nose hurt or somethin.

Mcchew

Yea farm stuff was kinda constructive for him but like why dog on him when he’s jus asking about their weekend 😭

squwhy

ily chad ;-;

beebo

chad needs more enrichment time in his enclosure

Coors Light

Id kill a small Chinese man to have the free time to complain about having free time

BigHorgs

4:42 does this mean Darcy is HowToBasic?

Gus Donnelly

Why does max look like Scott Silas child

Pacific

You guys should do an episode where you kick Darcy in the nuts

Ethan munro

Max looks like the lesbian music teacher

Alex Holden

This episode made me depressed

athena

hey chad wanna be friends, you can carry me in league of legends

American Chad

Why this episode feel like an awkward dinner at your friends house (Chad) where their dad (Darcy) starts lecturing them about how their wasting their life, and becoming a professional bong tester isn’t a viable career choice? Keep your head up, Chad! Don’t let the man get you down. 🤘

Yo Gurt

why ? the thing darci said about the routine was really nice imo

Overly Political Chad

Yeah bro hates the government now, wait till he spends a year as a farmer

Linus Olsen

Man that egg debate at the start made me wanna crack my head open on the pavement, good ep

Powerhouse204

Do yall have any plans to make any more guest based podcast?

Andre Nguyen

Man, Chad’s attitude as of late has been turning me off. I understand why he feels this way, but we also pay real money for this Patreon. Chad has been feeling and discussing this for the past 5 or so episodes. A material object isn’t going to fix you. A farm can’t suddenly give you some random sense of fulfillment. It’s pretty clear Chads going through some mid-life crisis and self-sabotages. I feel like it’s starting to bleed into his relationship with max and Darcy. Hope he discusses this with his therapists, and gets the help he needs ❤️

baba

I got a 10 acre farm up in far North Queensland you could think about buying Chad, if that’s enough paddock space for you

I Consume Cats

Chad only wants a farm cause he thinks it's like a highlight real from Clarkssons farm and doesn't understand that it's a 24/7 job. Tl;dr: Ma name chef

gang gang

This is such a fake AI episode

12321

Deep

Balling Darcy

Fuck you Chag stop being depressed and keep playing DK

beebo

wait til you find out this was literally already a podcast topic and chad has a memory issue

Mattias

5 dollar

Mattias

that’s the omelette effect 🥚

Mattias

all 3 of them tick especially darcy tho with his eyes

Mattias

comments are either “guys chad gonna kill himself” or “my nama jeff”

Midnight

Darcy yapping way to much for a side character

Fent Lean Chad

Chag has the American dream by having all the money in the world and fame and is depressed!? Fuck you

Koster

you yappin way too much for a Markiplier fan

Xact

Hope you find your own kind of happiness and fulfillment Chad

nickstormm

can you lads post a video where you do shrooms cheers

Jacob Wynne

Does chad still have his warhammer minis?

TomEqualsD

Isn't the saying already "You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette"

Asger

Hey guys come to Lithuania and meet my buddy Angus

SpiltMilk

you know chads sick when darcy make egg

Chinese Max

Doesn’t even need to change the name!

Chinese Max

They are all retarded 🏳️‍⚧️

Chinese Max

Not if he has a few unpaid workers :)

Chinese Max

Hahaha! Oh fuck me, true!😂

Chinese Max

39:36 he didn’t say “jerk off” that’s usually a Max Classic!

Ashtyn

Planet zoo fan spotted

TOPcherry

This pod got the Rhino virus effect

Art Green

maaan we gotta get chad on The Circle

beebo

thats rly funny cuz ive never played that. actual monkeys just need shit to do otherwise theyll get depressed. we are included in this

3cm long toe

I predict that Chads new life goal will be to own a truck rental company

Bold Darcy

Covid is deffinitely making a comeback.

Bold Darcy

On the serious note I really hope you're okay Chad

Bearnaise

The comments moaning about Chad are more depressing than anything chads ever said

athena

chad get you some generic adderall

athena

want some????

MarkÜ

Chad should get land. Apartments turn you into bugmen

number #1 in the game

was chads boss at the computer shop THE mr. boss from smiling friends?

Trent08

Thank you max chad and the team. The little like and comment meant a lot to me. Even tho it was a piss take haha I really appreciate it. Love you guys❤️❤️

whizkeynut

YeH i agree with you, I cant even get turned on when he's depressed 😔 my dick is as limp as a noodle, and i get you, but you gotta realize they are people too. I hope you get famous and have to stop yourself from having emotions.

TOPcherry

Most people who're recognizable tend to date out of country, its safe to say most Gen z recognize you in Australia lol

Vulcan

W Darcy with the wisdom

Moisturizour

Max be looking like an old lesbian lady

Dravgo

Two gay blokes at the computer shop who do fuck all

Sammy

Max 😭😭

Milo Bloom

Darcy's a fuckin legend!

DeezNutz

Darcy is seriously starting to crack a little bit. Should we be worried?

Jayden

Many herbs are shade tolerant and will grow well in pots! Perfect for a patio garden. And since you're handy, you can probably built some cool shelves and towers to maximize the space. Sitting out there to have your morning coffee with your dogs could be really nice! Also google community gardens, most will allow you to rent beds for the season and there's usually a lot of folks around to chit chat with

Kevin R

Genuinely the most theo von ass story out of chad at like 28:00

juulia

"side character" that is in charge of running the whole channel lmao

pengu

you can't make a tomlette without breaking some gregs

Balling Darcy

“If it is to be said, so it be-so it is” - geg

Destiny Rush

In Oklahoma the monopoly tab is still pullable!!

Tyler

That’s the crushing reality of life effect 😂

Chungus Khan

The egg conversation made me think i was in a lucid dream

Chungus Khan

Also it amazes me time and time again the amount insight Darcy has on the human experience. A lot of what he says, not just in this video, but in general aligns with a lot of different philosophy regarding how to live a good life. He is very realistic regarding what to expect but also of how to just feel better and be okay with just existing.

Alex Holden

you know what this bloke is alright

Nick Gerr

Chad you do realise you have to tend to a farm not just play games all day

Red Darci

Got called an ai for unfunny ;c

Kase01

That’s true but his jokes suck lol

Mitch

Sometimes darby do be spittin facts