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šŸ“±Sober #EP 90 - Phone Call (Patreon)

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2025-10-22 02:15:52
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2025-11-25 02:58:58
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Poopers21

Darcy try not to fap change completely failed

Cam

Cold ones be like:

Guy

I just finished the last episode. Guess I gotta skip my essay and watch new episode

gee.ouu

we just need bald chad and bald fat fucking fuck off scott :)

Unknown Jpeg

Iā€™m going to touch chad so good

Bald Max

Then we have bald ones

kieran

Damn these guys fell off

Boof Delivery

thank you Kind overlords for interacting with Your faithfull community! waS beginning to lose hope there for a second!

CAVE3rd

King shit šŸ‘‘

Boof Delivery

Can you guys add an option where we can pay you more money please?

Bald Max

No itā€™s not mr cold one

hisocarl

Damn why tf they all got hair

Holden

Bald Sheldon Cooper

Bald Max

Hello bald Scott

spagz

balg scogg

Holden

Bald Bazinga

CDiinky

We want a sylas corner cam. fellas lets make it happen

Matteo Toffoli

cool shirtz shipping was 30 dollars thanks scott

Mees

Bald Chad where you at?!

Bald Darcy

Where's Bald Max Fan #1?

Bald Max

New character unlocked

Bald Max

For real where they at

Bald Max

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m sayin

gee.ouu

itā€™s from Australia to the US + tariff regulations are fucked. Itā€™s understandable.

Gordie

Max taking time off to grow out his beard as requested?

Fent Lean Chad

Tag a productive weed smoker @goblin

Fent Lean Chad

Chad was seen doing coke in the back of the plane sad times hopefully Chad doesn't kill the cokešŸ˜¢

Bald Max

Bald mr beast

Longy

i thought we hated bald people around here

Bald Darcy

that's what I'm sayin

Bald Darcy

Bald Jake the Viking

small_critter

do you think gel man has a gel boy or girl or he flying solo

Bald Scott

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m sayin

okcomp

is there a mrs bean

Julex

Where's the cute little lesbian?

Shew

Can we get 2 yeti crabs on the pod

Shew

Tag two yeti crabs

Lucy šŸŒŸ

Darcy please Iā€™m begging you

Searah Jane

I started playing bazaar + megabonk cuz of y'all, best fun I've had playing a game since dead cells!

Jeb Bush

Chad finally ate Max like we've all been expecting for years

shatov_n

Tag 4 blokes who do fuck all

Chinese Max

I see youā€™ve upped your intensity.

Chinese Max

Guys, we need this pod to be way more ethnically and sexually diverseā€¦ like honestly I didnā€™t realise it was this bad!

Grelk

Grelk

Marc102

Would Darcy

Marc102

bald.com

Pure Sound

Tag two blokes who speak Chinese

shitdick

This episode sucks. We're watching to hear about the Cold Ones guys. Focusing on other channels seems so pointless, anyone could be making these observations. I guarantee you if the pokemon card bloke was there he would say "who the fuck cares!" to most of this.

Marc102

Nah Scogg, you cool. As long as you got hair.

Marc102

Chad: "Scott, i threw away all your shirts." Also Chad: "You owe me 3 shirts, i don't get anything that i wan't from this company"

Jess

My sister gets high 24/7 and she's the vice president of a woman in business organization at her college. She's the most productive person ik

Caden Duncan

tag a mouse who ranks various fogs on youtube dot com

shitdick

my home boy split the N.

b4byc4ts

NO WAY LETS GOO

Ben

tag two blokes who got their forehead drained

b4byc4ts

YES CHAD STREAMING WOULD BE LIT AS FUCK

Gold Darcy

If you read this you're Chinese

Eggy Egg

I get that same thing when you donā€™t know a joke so you tell a joke they no one would get some laughs if that certified dexter complex. Iā€™m wasted

Chadscumholder

CHAD I NEED YOU TO BRING GROG TO VIRGINIA PLEASE IM TO BROKE DRIVE TO OHIO

Imprest fund

You are right Iā€™m sorry

Blarcy

The quarter of a boy is for a recipe man I swear

Thadius Whacknamara

Yeah dunno what happened there... Sorry But I do recall vividly imagining Scott in purple budgie smugglers like Jeff at the end of one of the jackass movies... I was in a funny place.

Sethisbased

Real ones wanna know what happened to yuri

Brodie

Man wtf happened to pineapple grog in aus that shit was on sale and now it doesn't exist

FriedSmegma

Chad, like more than half of the US population smokes weed and we all have like 3 jobs.

Nat

For the final round..

Nils

Less

Nat

Bowl Darcy

mediumpurple.com

He doesn't know any productive weed smokers... because they're not the ones who are vocal about about it or make it their personality. People you know isn't nearly enough data to make an informed conclusion. "I never met an unhappy rich person, so all rich people must be happy" sounds a bit silly because it is.

bigblack

max be getting his wigs ready for the showcase

dogmeat

Chad is 300,300kcal, Darcy is 75,100kcal, Scott is 145,200kcal. That's 520,600kcal at the table. Nice.

bigblack

mf be running the bald jokes dry wacka wig on it and be done

bigblack

reals ones know the og bald darcey cooking up somthing good like it in a pot

3Xer

Phrog

33rdĀ° darcy

Smoked a blunt before my 5 am shift listening to the podcast while working the lumber yard, this bloke 1%

Nathan

Will my comment be in next podcast I do wonder

Rage3does

Man they really let anyone on the podcast these days

Alex Holden

it's hella sexually diverse chad is literally having gay sex with his house mate

Alex Holden

i'm going to scalp every bald person i know

Alex Holden

ok chad when is the gay sex tape with your housemate posting ???

Alex Holden

34:16 chads toes on left

Weenieman34

Cold ones breakdown Chet: call everything retarded Macks: eat random bullshit Darply: babysitter of chet & macks Scogg: shirt

Freaky Darcy

lack of mac in this ep made me have to listen to chad waffle abt dumb shit

Erind

šŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļøšŸ†šŸ’¦6ļøāƒ£7ļøāƒ£

Erind

Scott why the fuck does shipping cost 150 money

Deranged Darcy

Listening to this shit at work got me ignoring customers and shit

Ellis Mackenzie

Games need voice chat that you canā€™t turn off but you can only use poor quality microphones

Koster

If you put a mouse on your head they just force you to furiously jerk off, itā€™s the rats that help you cook a meal

Binko

Scott, for agreeing with me you have gone up in my estimations. I'm putting your name lower on my kill list

I Consume Cats

It took less than 2 podcast releases for Chad to already ignore lessons for being a pilot. He is never getting that license

Binko

darcy is not on the list and never will be for bringing up the yogscast. #forevermygoat

Binko

bro chad play cs if you want unrestricted chat mane

Ethan munro

Wheres the lesbian with the dog

Tom

Chad who do you main in league? Iā€™m getting draven and kassadin vibes, maybe jax top

Undead Darcy

Mold can lead to a serious fungal infection

Undead Darcy

Tag two bald scotts who do fuck all

Undead Darcy

I think I've pulled my last string guys

Undead Darcy

Didn't fix shit I'm still dying

Hamphrey

I'm so Chinese

JRGT04

I would buy a million blank Cool shirtz shirts. If not at once, over time I would buy one million of them

Chinese gel man

Chad would be called lasagna when cooking with a mouse on his head, not linguini

erenkonen

Iā€™m not commenting this week so you have less to read

JRGT04

56:20 Not just video games, we should be able to say whatever we want on YOUTUBE. As a kid I was listening to YouTube poops saying the worst shit imaginable and now they have programming that shows what vids are kid friendly so thereā€™s no excuse. Besides hate speech and political shit advertisers shouldnā€™t care, when they sponsor bad shit all the time, and there should be no reason as a GROWN MAN I am watching a video about a war videogame (for example) where a GROWN MAN has to censor himself saying the fuck word and then blows a guys head off in the same minute. Itā€™s such retarded pussy baby shit

FranticFan1

yall cunts need some bald in your lives

n8

chad can i pls play wow w u. none of my friends will play w me

KingCrustable

2 Blokes fuck all who do tag šŸ’Æ

Hectagoon

mouse in the house is crazy, Y'all live like that?

Szymon Lipiński

Im with chad on the weed stance, also come to Poland we will not kill you :)

Zach

Dust impact

Undead Darcy

I ain't even producing white blood cells

Bbd34

2 things Chad I work on a farm and it is a very physically demanding job but highly rewarding so expect a lot of hard days and what are some tips you have to first time travellers going to Japan

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Paul McCartney

Less people are talking in games because everyoneā€™s in a discord chat with their friends instead

Landon Rhoads

Darplee donā€™t die šŸ„ŗ

Jr

Yall need the exterminator from Over The Hedge

Undead Darcy

Did you know that in Finland fighter jets can Landon Rhoads?

Eric Bunzey

Tag two productive heroin users

Custardman

custadman is once again asking for the custard sign

Joseph Knibb

comment wasnt read, feeling unpleasant as a result

Dillosauras

tag one bloke who wasn't on the pod

Epic 9001

Tag 341 blokes who need to comment less

Josh Bevan

When are you coming to the UK so I can meet Darcy????

Yo Gurt

ā€œOh thats fuckin!ā€ Was the realist shit just went over everyones heads.

Jason

Tag two blokes that idk bro nvm

Bald Silas

Hatfilms from yogscast mention

Epic 9001

Chad wonders why people donā€™t be talking too him on games when all he does is call them a drooling low iq room temp retard

Chinese Max

Andā€¦ whereā€™s the lesbians hmm? (Max doesnā€™t count!)

Kaitlin

missed Max and his lesbian hair this episode šŸ’”

Kaitlin

everyday you guys grow closer and closer to being good mythical morning

Dominic

Grog Canada bro

Dr T

work 50-60 hours a week and smoke weed, but I get it chad no worries mate its not for everybody

KlayCav

hey im KlayCav from comment section

Lucky

PUT PEAK PART 1 IN GAMING PLAYLIST PLZ THANKS

Mirto M

yo can we get a league video chad

Michael

Love how you left Maxs chair open like he died. Rip max

Powerhouse204

I missed the deadline last time so I ask again do yall have any plans to do anymore guest based podcast

Scallops

no fuck you darby

7020 enjoyer

scoot release better clothing

Scallops

play muck its like the bonk game kind of

Scallops

games are better when u can speak freely i got banned on cod for calling someone a naughty word

MrBiguyForYou

Bring rage back on every start of ep

Ian Brown

Just wanna say chad resembles big chungus too much

Levi Gerber

darply need more grog so too sog

small_critter

heā€™s lamp oil bald darcy fan

Undead Darcy

Lamp oil bald darcy ?? that's crazy

Thrash4Cash

drink everytime a bloke says 2

Lachlan

Comments be like

Thrash4Cash

yeah games are lame, you guys should just charge us more and make the best drinking game ever conceived . complete with egg, ham, little guy, big spoon, maxs chipped tooth, and nikcado asshole . FUCK SCOTT AND DARCY

Noah Hagan

Fuck SuperMega. Tag two blokes that allow workplace harassment and stay silent about it.

bigblack

darcey looks like Asa Germann from gen v

Mees

damn by then he will have the world record for the clothing ever!

Bbd34

Coming back to this a day later you should search up this place called Edo Wonderland itā€™s an amusement park about a couple hours north of Tokyo nestled in a hot springs town that puts you in a Japanese medieval town

shitdick

Chad going from a brand ambassador of Cool Shirtz to completely shitting on the designs is heartbreaking.

Biggauge

Tag 2 blokes if grog can come to Iowa (PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU)

Joshua

less

Bald Silas

Can someone tell me what the Boys announcement was? I dont have youtube, twitter, instagram, facebook

Topher

im not unsuccessful because i smoke weed. i smoke weed because im unsuccessful

Tucker

Yo this ep sucks but the babadook is good for the spooky season mights

Karnok from the Bazaar

games dont matter at all they are just for fun so why cant i call someone a gay drooling retard? if i got called a gay drooling retard it is probably because I was being a gay drooling retard, just accept that you are a gay drooling retard and move on

Fat Cunt That Can't Lay Turf For Fuck All

Their chests bursted to reveal rejuvenated versions of themselves when they joined the very dark and evil shadow club that the top elites partake in when they sacrifice several thousand Cambodian children to Moloch

tahlia

i be hittin the bong productively as fuck šŸ’ÆšŸ’ŖšŸ»

Devdev

Boys. Letā€™s be real. When in gods name can we have grog in the uk. Even online I will pay the shipping. I JUST WANNA TRRY GROG

Sebbe LorƩ

Reading your comment i get a sense that you never actually became anything less than a kid.

JRGT04

Thanks brother

Sebbe LorƩ

To answer Chadā€™s question: Fuck no, just learn how to have a filter and not say vicious stuff just because youā€™re a cis idiot. Not everyone wantā€™s to hear the N word, R word, or any other slur every 10seconds by someone that got dropped on the head when they were infants.

Cryo Clasm

Tag two blokes that know a gay drooling retard

Cryo Clasm

Tag Chad because hes as big as two blokes (his personality is huge)

Natalya

God this video made me so gassyyy Darcy rub my tummy

DEZdispenser

Kevin Durant is basically high 24/7 šŸ˜­

3cm long toe

Can you guys do an episode of Sober dressed as pirates?

Christopher Garcia

You guys made me buy megabonk and now Iā€™m addicted

TJGreen13

Scog based for calling the Snyder cut shit so I want Scott movie reccomendations (p.s Bring grog the UK)

baba

Nothing makes me flaccid faster then when a bloke called anything4views turns 30 and starts trying to dish out advice

beebo

me too but i genuinely have no life good to know it could be different tho

juulia

personally i like when they watch stuff on youtube etc it funny

hoof

darcy if you want the yogscast back just check out duncan's channel, they've been doing jaffa factory TWO

tahlia

Damn bro im sorry to hear that, personally i enjoy smoking and doing shit, hope you can find a hobby or something bruh

Art Green

these dudes should do a Q&A series on patreon as its own colum

lindsay T

you met Scott and Bozi at very Chinese times in their lives

Bald Darcy flavored grog

Chad said that no one that smokes weed is productive. Obama smokes weed and he got into family guy

its.denxo

Productive weed smoker here. I have friends that work in a wax company developing extracts. Theyā€™re some of the smartest and most productive people I know.

Gel Darcy

My fleshy counterpart is weak. Gel Darcy is superior.

Anthony Gayner

BRING GROG TO NEVADA I HATE HAVING TO DRIVE 4 HOURS TO GET GROG!!!!! thanks

American Chad

This comment section is about to be overrun by all manner of Darcy accounts. Gog help us all.

Jayden

Tag two blokes that suck @mosquito @vaccume

gang gang

these blokes just keeps fucking talking... can we get atleast one episode with out talking???

Luntsalot

Chad please start streaming again

Natalya

Any milfs in chat

Art Green

am I insane? I drive 6 hours loo

Dylan cool

Yall should read cool shirtz reel add comments those are giving me giggle

ALegoCowboy

I'd pay Darcy fiddy bucks to become bald Darcy irl

Natalya

šŸ¤¤

juulia

GEL DARCY!!!

Ashtyn

Scott quitting weed because it makes him scared is so real

Ashtyn

Chad should stream

Old Man Darcy

I wanna hear all of yall say ā€œDarcyā€ in an American accent

Beast Orb

Tag four blokes that should put out another episode of Peak

Leslie Bowden

How the fuck can Chad say weed is bad then get absolutely fucked on alcohol each week šŸ˜‚

GOBLNWIZRD

Chad's bs unc status

lindsay T

love u too Chad <3

Hans Kruger

GUYS PLEASE WATCH NAKED ATTTACTION

Colby Jones

Did Darcy accidentally bring yogscast back into existenceā€¦

James Peacock

When you're already getting bullied and shit for being gay or whatever, trying to unwind with video games feels fucking impossible when you got a fat fuck screaming in your ear about how you're a F slur. They already got life on hard mode just be a grown up and learn not to be a dickhead to strangers

Just Emilio man

First time watching sober Podcast. W so far. I need help

Asger

My dick got ripped off in Laos

JohnDCG

Nah Scott's right, most gamers especially in the PC space are all in Discord calls or just being silent that way they can only talk to people they want to, also without risk of being banned for saying words they usually say to their mates.

Funny Guy

Max was extra funny this episode!! keep it up!!!

KP Robinson III

Two retarded blokes spending 5 nights with the khaby lame mechanism

KP Robinson III

Can you guys give Georgia from Cool Shirtz a pay increase for sending me Flex Paste

johnbobber

I think games should restrict harmful words like slurs, but keep swears on an M rated game. Kids theoretically shouldnā€™t be playing M rated games, so it falls on the parent to stop them from being exposed to the language chad mentioned.

El pinche vato

Whereā€™s rowey šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©

Gupper

Nice to see they cleared up the seat for Bald Darcy

El pinche vato

OMG!! Bald Darcy it such an honor šŸ˜­šŸ«”

Milo Bloom

TAG TWO BLOKES WHO ARE MADE OF CLAY

Big Chad

Sorry usually Iā€™m a big fan of Maxmoefoe PokĆ©mon and the fat bloke but Iā€™m not watching this one without Darcy tag 5 freaky blokes who do fuck all

Ben

less

Air Fryer Darcy

Tell that to the Chinese fumes inside my lungs

Alex Holden

he's GONE i messaged him on instagram and now he's gone forever

Nick Gerr

Chad, you are the most stupid person ive never had the displeasure of meeting

Beast Orb

At 53:23 someone accidentally nailed the classic "huh" meme, it's a mystery who it was, but it was oh yes it was.

Corey Vang

9:40 someone needs to see if Scott has like secret kids or sum the way heā€™s making dad jokes every five seconds

Minicoppp

scott you should watch lowtiergod compilation