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We Drank Reddit's WORST Cocktails [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

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2025-10-25 19:00:11
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2026-06
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JJMC

jess appreciation comment

beebo

HOLY FUCK I GOT LOTION ON MY DICK IM STROKING MY SHIT!!!!!

Double

Cock

Shloompy

Finally, the Reddit drink

Bald Darcy

Oh hell naw they both got wigs on

Alex Holden

IM GONNA SKIN DARCY ON THE REDDIT

Alex Holden

Why is max hair still long

BigGogMan

where's my reddit gold

Evan

Pyrocynical on Cold Ones part 2 now he's in Melbourne

Natalya

whose that stud in the thumbnail

Natalya

unlike everyone else I actully don’t mind Chad being in the videos

Grelk

Grelk

Ryan O'Sullivan

holy chungus +1,000,000 karma for you boys *tips my fedora* now if you can excuse me my wife's boyfriend said I could sit in the splash zone!!!

rc lain

the reddit will hear about this

Apple

i just went to patreon to find a video to rewatch, and got a new video instead :D

JP#94

Sickkkk

Bald Max

havent watched this one, normally a big fan though

TheLuddiest

Fuck my chungus life🥹

vFoxhound

The hear will Reddit about this

vFoxhound

*looks at thumbnail* *Looks at video* Sus

Vasiliki A

Is it a cock or a tail

Zipplye

I actually would not wish the sardini-tini on my worst enemy wtf

maccas

Reddit is definitely hearing this

FriedSmegma

I knew chad would do a whip it as soon as darcy whipped out the dispenser

juulia

darcy's a goat shut up

juulia

cause they prob filmed this in fucking august or smth

juulia

thank you Jess :3

Jr

Not the one with vapor glasses and head tilted like a baddie 😂💅💅

okayu simp

You got the reddit effect

okayu simp

Darcy must have pulled some strings for this one..

Jr

I literally wasted your time LMFAOOO while I was in meetings loser ass 40 yr old

Jr

🫡

Anthony Gayner

BRING GROG TO NEVADA!!!!!! I DRIVE 4 HOURS FOR GROG!!!

okayu simp

Asking the real questions

okayu simp

Wait is that guy bald?!

juulia

darcy going ham with the doritos was some truly legendary moments

Bald Max

His shit fell off

Bald Max

Welcome balled darply

juulia

bro there are whole continents dying of grog thirst. fuck nevada

Scallops

the reddit has heard chad

Bald Scott

Has science gone too far?

Jr

THANKS DUCK🫶🏽

Jr

Okay 🧍🏾‍♂️ idk what else to tell you sissy bitch. I waste that on Building things unlike you fat fuck

Jr

Fuckin Fat 45 yr old im 21 🫵😹🫵

UrboiRacc

You’re dick must be itchy to argue with someone on patron and flex you’re job to people who don’t care about you in the slightest. This is the only attention you get in decades huh

Trevor Moore

I'm drinking Weller 12 year effect tonight

Drake Wellington

Hey guys. Long time listener, first time caller... I really think you guys could benefit from having a couple busty broads on the show

Danny

man chads got stomach ulcers what the fuck was that

Jr

Okay? What happen to not having time to entertain me ? 😹

Jr

Who me ?

TomDoge

The fact that Darcy says "Ring it out" at 1:26:49 during the Swamp Creature drink only makes me more suspicious of his villain arc with the reveal near the end.

shatov_n

1:02:27 - I too was made in 2003

Reznor8

Corlo terlorista

juulia

the whole chads stove was on and his house burned down bit was so fucking funny lmao

Jonah

Max Sam Hyde reference? 1:19:45

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Ryguy

This was raw

Rodriguez

Chad be like: A joint to help a girl sleep? Addict Whippets? 😎👌🏻

Tucker

Finalmente, vlizzy

T KO

That actually did look like Chad’s worst ever munt

Tucker

Synchronized “NAUR” is all time

Mirto M

that shit looks kinda good bro ngl

Kody Moir

Where’s gelman at

Lachlan

INSTANT UPDOOT don’t even needa watch this hogwash

Imprest fund

I am not Chad Roberts knock it off

Imprest fund

Tag 2 cocktails with Reddit gold

NKO

Lmao Chad eating everything at his disposal and then just randomly puking deserves Reddit gold 🥇

Gordie

i was waiting for max to start looking for his ring, great payoff 😭

Quanxi

why haven’t you brought back jake the viking?

small_critter

1:42:48 what talking to pyrocynical does to a mother fucker

Carlos Perez

jess is bringing pink guy vibes with the dead mice

David Berger

darcy looks like a young carl barron lol, should get a blood test aye

Carlos Perez

ah yes darcy going crazy on a bag of chips, go crazy man go stupid

cornz

too many cuts on this one man keep that shit unedited

Shockmaster

Get Pyro on and abuse him in person please.

Rocktard

Man darcy always be in max’s pocket what a little dickrider

Cryo Clasm

Darcy gotta get on the plane after that scheme

Reznor8

darcy didn't want to do the black face so he is racist

Reznor8

cocktail means a cock with a tail?

Reznor8

Can you guys kill darcy?

JohnDCG

Enjoying this documentary of Darcy reaching his breaking point

Reznor8

everyday iam shuffling

Imwe Todded

Chad's body rejected the soy

aztec

"is there a mrs. beast?" -max 1:47:00

Juliette Haney

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE CHICKEN STOCK VIDEO GO

Em

Cold ones cocktail: grog, bubble o’bill & butter chicken from costco. Someone make it happen.

Chinese Max

1:37 and where is the “report for hate speech” option?

Jungle Darcy

Jungle Darcy, please make another video with them doing a boring day channel vid

Wheat bread

Wheat Bread cocktail when

Wheat bread

Garnished with Chads cock n balls

CaptainTrips

It’s cuz Max is a king 👑🙏🏻 well-earned loyalty

Nick Willmott

I didn't realise how hard pyro fell off

Coors Light

I love the editing, I love getting the BTS (jungkook) shots and then you showcase the shots that made it in the full cut

Mrs.Beast3000

What up Reddit, its Kendrick Lamar

cherrypine4

W darcy he should assassinate chad with max

Harvey

thats the reddit effect

Crocodile Darcee

Ay Darcy don't hate me cause I'm beautiful Darcy. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass bald head, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe FairbairnFilms'll call your dog ass if he stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer he fucking with. Darcy

beebo

i like evil darply

beebo

but he still hates on stoners

beebo

he might actually be the most retarded creature on this planet

Ian

no fucking way

Ian

i want to befriend darcy

DJ CAB

quality sucks

Double

Gump moment

Chinese Darcy (edited)

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2026-09-08 11:00 i love smoking weed
2025-10-27 15:37

Jirfs

chad started thinking after the pyro call and hurled

dust

I’m a fan of sassy darcy

Undead Darcy

the narwhal bacons at midnight bahahaha

BobZ115

Max's getting thick

Bald Darcy

Ask the hospital to play cold ones 24/7

JokerBat

I was wondering when the pyro bit would show up, watching that live was peak

lindsay T

evil darcy goes hard

Fent Lean Chad

That's that don't have enough money in the account to re up on the coldones patreon subscription affect

Nightysmif

"You're either a smart fella or a fart smella"

scribbidibit

29:05 Chad called Max dad that was hilarious 😭😭😭

OllyPolly

Idk why I always feel the need to drink when I watch cold ones, but I fucked up and started watching at 11am. Ehh I’m fuckin homeless anyway, fits the bit

Riot Cailin

Same here about watching and drinking and im almost homeless too but i ll always have 5 dolla for cold ones

JP#94

Put the fries in the bag lil bro

Decemberklar

I feel like there's a layer of irony that the drinking channel doesn't know how to use a cocktail shaker that I just simply haven't caught up with :P <3

Ethan Fishman

1:42:00 Bro got hit with the curse of pyrocynical

scribbidibit

what in the Australian does “Bologna on sauce” mean Chad???

Chinese Max

That was a fruity way he was sitting on that chair

Chinese Max

You haven’t used reddit? :(

scribbidibit

Chad hate thread for throwing shit at Darcy and not letting Max help make the Marg Simpson smh

delank

i hate watching this barbaric bear gobble shit with his hairy chops and getting it left in his beard

Coors Light

I mean what else did you pay for man

Dr.Drea2.0 phm

I was told you stir a vodka martini and shake a gin martini. But dont quote me on that lol. Also I would love to see moist critical on cold ones lol

drunk darcy

MoistCritikal probably would've had an actual podcast ep with the fellas by now if he didn't piss his pants at the thought of flying

Trisanthamum !

damn they got borderlands 4 before big chinese season 2

Reznor8

9999 gold

Fent Lean Chad

Facts i only want to drink while watching cold ones 😂🥀

SaraGenesis

shoutout darcy saving max's marriage

SaraGenesis

true lol they'll have to come to him but florida is the australia of the US they'd prob feel right at home

Moleri

Darcy i hope you crash head first in to a bus full of retarded children

Bald Darcy

We need a Redditor Darcy !

Colton

complains about Chad drinking with his mouth, then proceeds to smash the only lemon they have. LMAO

Rahz TappedIn

bring grog to Georgia and Pennsylvania

delank

his butthole

Belial

Damn, Chad got that Glizzy Effect.

Josh McArdle

fuck dat shit cooked i wouldn't drink half dat shit

Liam Allbee

Pouring out the bag of ice was so worth it

Greg Paul

I love goth bitches & babes😩💜 all goth babes need to visit Austria let alone Australia🤤🤤🤤🤤

Greg Paul

ITS ME MARKIPLIER😏😏😏

Greg Paul

It’sMARKIPLIER HERE BIG SEXY🥸😏🤩🥳

Alex Holden

did he drink the lemon with his mouth ?

Concord Wind

I'm a legit Christian and Cold Ones is one of my slightly guilty pleasures, tbh it's actually not that bad of a show other than the profanity and pentagram shirts but like whatever. God knows I need entertainment and Christian entertainment is few and far between

Monke4819

Bring grog to denmark

low res max

im low res max and i be updooting people

mag

36:08 bring grog to agartha

Henry Hemorrhoids

What's that shirt Chad is wearing? It's a coolshirt but I can't find it on Coolshirtz.

low res max

old apathy tee its not being sold now :P is swag

low res max

mf gagging because hes not a smart fella

SirPotat

its baffling how fat chad actually is

shitdick

but the cream can be reused, the lemon is a single serving.