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Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch chads hog real good

shitdick

We want Scott

Kantai

Fat Darcy

Jens Grini

Holy fucking shit Darcy looking real sexy

dawn

fat max is real

Ryan O'Sullivan

unrelated to the episode I keep seeing fake ads for cool shirts×minecraft in TT saying it's there drop shipping brands

AlwaysEptic

I FINALLY GOT GROG IN ARIZONA! I BOUGHT 6 PACKS I LOVE IT VERY GOOD!

Chad Pork

When we getting creamy grog?

Ant Sheerin

She Fat on my Stupid until I 9/11

Bald Max

Ok now we are talkin

Bald Max

Tag a bloke who’s fat and stupid

Bald Max

Bald and Fat Max

Gold Darcy

I'm going to Melt you

Marc102

Bring back scott ya cunts

Gold Darcy

Lemme get uhhh 70 or 20 Naan bread

Natalya

Chad is such a fat fucking animal and Darcy and max bounce on eachothers cocks every fucking episode Scott and that weird sucker silas is the only thing keeping this channel running, I jest of course… I hate them too

Ashtyn

Can scott come back please what did u do to him

Niko

Where scogg at? He a funny guy pod ain't the same without him

Bald Scott

Now we’re delivering

IMazzz

Has Scott become an elite now that he's friends with Peter Mojang?

Undead Darcy

He's crafting shirts with minors

Marc102

For real

b4byc4ts

I am sorry if the question bothers you, but have you considered to bring Grog to Europe in the future? I’m sure that the EU has strict rules, but you guys know how many fucked liquors we have over here. We need something good.

Ashtyn

Bring scott home

Gold Darcy

Someone Getting Phreaky With The Dorpse

Mak ✨

take a shot every time they say “retard” in this episode and have yourselves a great night

Pure Sound

Like this comment if Chad is fat and black

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

DosDos

We miss you Scott, R.I.P

Californication

Darcy how did you come up with Darcy's law which is a fundamental equation in hydrogeology that describes the flow of fluid through a porous medium, like sand or rock. How do you balance your work with both cold ones and hydrogeology?

Fawn River

Please bring grog to Canada🥹🇨🇦 have you guys ever heard of a place called Whistler? When I went EVERYONE working was Aussie, right down to the pizza delivery driver lol. I felt like I was in Australia but with snow😂

Crocodile Darcee

What's the deal with Turkey? You're telling me they got a whole country for birds?

Undead Darcy

Darcy looking kinda hairy since his trip to Turkey

shatov_n

WHERE THE FUCK IS SCOTT HES BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS I MISS HIM

Yo Gurt

Turtle Soup

stinker

the darcy eu bit got old two episodes ago

FriedSmegma

Same chad, I can’t sleep for fuck all because brain retarded. Try listening to music or tv quietly while you fall asleep.

Deranged Darcy

Bruh darby chill, love you and ur ideas lil bro take a zinny and redbull

Sandberg

If you really wanna help the podcast, click that share to facebook button

Ethan munro

Im gonna have to see what the comments say on this one

Tillman

I ain’t gonna drink a beer

BliitzzLima

Uhhh does "wog" mean the same thing in aus as the uk. Good thing that wasnt on youtube

KC

I love penguin

Natalya

IM SORRY THAT FAT RETARD TRADIE SON STORY HAD ME FUCKING DYING THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS

Bald Max

REST IN PEAS SCOG ima pour outta grog for him

Ethan munro

Replace scott with wings of redemption

Undead Darcy

Scott the Internment camp inmate getting whipped in china rn

b4byc4ts

i like ur name

Kahlypso

Chad is on point. I'll lay in bed for hours before falling asleep, wired awake regardless of how tired I actually am. One good bench in a park or in a fuckin mall or something and I could snore in seconds.

Alex Holden

scott's a fuckint snake who only care about money

Alex Holden

no it means foreigner there, i thought the same thing when i was watching superwog

Alex Holden

r u dishonorable discharge darcy v

Felix

Scott really is the most handsomest Cold Ones member

Dishonorable Discharge Darcy

My Backstory: They sent me home from Iraq primarily because I was spending too much time on r/yogurtmaking. I also bombed a few of my war homies by accident but they were pretty chill about that, the yogurt was a much bigger problem.

Danny

Is the title what max calls chad daily?

Jude MacKenzie

When is Market Pliers from Fnaf at Freddy’s coming on podcast?

Bearnaise

Wog is usually referring to people of mediterranean decent, you can have more heavily 'wog' areas which is where I grew up, surrounded by like Greeks and Italians, great culture

Jesses

Please get Chad to do an IQ test

shitdick

Jess, surely

erenkonen

Can’t wait for Scott’s grand return in episode 100

ALegoCowboy

That's why I love my triple choc chocolate Crimpy

Kahlypso

Feel like Darcy, not collecting shit, doesn't get to say scalpers are just "hustling". Those fucks ruined the collectible industry.

dust

The Fat Retard Story Was Pretty Good

Thysll

You son of a bitch

Zipplye

Ion know what Lachlan was on about, those three are not chopped tf

The Duck On Quack

I personally like hearing you guys vent about shit going on. Makes the pod and you guys feel a bit more real and less fabricated

Gordie

fuck Pokémon, become maxmoefoeSmashers

Yo Gurt

hella slept on comment ngl

Chinese Dinner

You guys should drink more Chinese shit!

Gay Darcy

Boy I sure could go for some penis

Bald Darcy

Fuck Pokémon ✅️

Bald Darcy

Chad wants to be Mr Poppers Penguins

Niko

Fuck it! Rac with a fag profile pic

7020 enjoyer

man scotts gonna pull up in a lambo for the next podcast after this minecraft colab

7020 enjoyer

darcy yapping BIG time this podcast

Undead Darcy

He's finally stopped shitmunching

dyslexicbich

tag two fat retards that fall down your stairs and vape

Iohta

I wish I was the one that found Chad passed out at the beach

Reznor8

I whip my hair back and forth

Rach

Question, Australia and Canada. Not a thing? I've tried ordering Grog! from multiple stores and once I say Australia I get a smooth stream of piss and a side eye.

Adam Winter

imma need some skog soon

small_critter

chad trying to be mr poppers penguin

BOOKHAT

Quiting Darcy

Rocktard

Tried any good pies lately chad? Darcy homeless 🥸

Coors Light

Haha yeah you guys are chopped and unc! (Im 26 years old)

Mr.Gearhead

Tag two blokes who are fat and retarded that lay down turf

I Made e621

Chad should bludgeon the tradies with a stone

Bald Lannan

That's the yogurt effect

Bald Lannan

That's the chines effect

Bald Lannan

Yea I seen one too sent it to the coolshirtz account

Linus Kindstrand

Cant believe I aint getting an answer WHAT MARIO CHARACTER DO YOU THINK GIVES THE BEST HEAD I NEED TO KNOW personally I think Birdo got game but I think Shy Guy might be underrated aswell

small_critter

dam we got tenacious D on the track

Lucas

take a deep breath brother, they are just having a yarn

CertifiedSancho

Also I got top 4% for watching the channel on YouTube recap, send me some grog 🙏🏼

Topher

Cold ones: Into the Darcyverse

Undead Darcy

Hmu for some rigorous mortis

Gay Darcy

Freaky darcy time

Hectagoon

Chad the type of guy to pay for a cheap service and then complain for the cheap service on the pod

3cm long toe

I'm sorry Darcy, I never meant to impose. I will confess, I used to be Diving Darcy

Joseph Knibb

scott in big leauges now. needs to keep himself grounded. - Joseph K

The Thinker

I'm The Thinker. I Think.

Landon Rhoads

Chad I’m sorry, I do like your rants especially when you say retarded, those fat cunts need to be fired by their dad fosho

The Thinker

Let me think on that one

Jack Noire

tag 2 fat retarded blokes who fall down the stairs while vaping and can't lay down turf properly

Gus Donnelly

3 things are certain in life, death, taxes and fuckin tradies doing a shit job and quoting you out the ass

Opening 36 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys Darcy

i had been seeing ads for the minecraft collab merch but had no idea it was coolshirtz collab til today, why don’t any of the ads everywhere say anything about coolshirtz?? curious

Beast Orb

Max should do it and then drop a Pokémon pack opening

American Chad

Bruh, Darcy needs a therapist… lil’ bro just had an existential crisis on film.

Dubingus

Cutlery apple top text bottom text

Gregory Motl

Did you guys know the Shamwow guy, Vince Offer, is running for senator in Texas? Kind of awesome, might vote for him 👍

two blokes

I tagged one fat bloke asleep at the beach

SpiltMilk

Lol the defeated ass "Yeah" from Darcy after he 100% knows deep down Max didn't listen to a damn thing (40:20)

Macca

Chad is 100% correct with what he's saying about the pokemon scene and you guys are just shutting him down - 100% drug dealer energy in the scene now, it's trash.

Bald Max

what do you mean thats normal max

JimmyBalls

This should be the return of the Maxmoefoe prank calls. Prank calling the tradies

Drugaurcey

crazyrussianhacker x coldones collab, when? you guys could put the weirdest/craziest drinking gadgets (gajicks) to the test!

Drugaurcey

fr, he's been in china for ages now. i hope he didn't get caught up with butt-drugs over there.

Milkiplier

*burps up a milk bubble*

Syndrome Darcy

Wonder if Darcy ever got to see that review

QTK SnipezZz

Darcy Multiverse Saga Incoming

Bingus

Japan Vlogs. Now

Big Chad

I’m horny asf rn with aids

Christopher Garcia

49:00 through 50:44 take a shot for every like 😵‍💫

Sarah

DARCY! You do amazing work and are main character energy, stop getting in your head ! 🫶🏼

shitdick

sounds like a winning combination

Hydro Flipped

Somebody please count how many times Darcy says Like.

JPMX1111

Chad who do you main on league I’m a viego main and someone should make a grog gragas custom skin

Evil Darcy 😈😈😈

dont tag me again or ill pull some strings and turn you into crazy rehab darcy

The Thinker

Let me think on that one.

Balling Darcy

Sorry I stalked your ig for my identity Darcy hope you found it slightly humorous. Love you brotha, keep ballin 🔥 fr doe please don’t overthink the rise of the darple army, to me it’s so clearly a show of appreciation (not scrutiny) for the incredible work you’ve put into the channel. In short, you’re the opposite of a bloke that does fuck all ❤️

Imclurrr2.0

Ngllll Darcy I BET ITS ODD ALWAYS SEEING PPL MAKE ACCOUNTS CLAIMING OR PURPOSELY PRETENDING TO BE YOU . it definitely is abnormal but it’s funny to hear you say this , cus u are a person of status hahah

Minicoppp

did chad say a slur towards brown people? jesus lol

Minicoppp

i think its cuz he called the dude a "WOG" which is a racial slur lmao

flattty1

cold ones malabalatorial

Bald Max

Man 7020 what a classic, they should stream again