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NFT for sale! (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-10 23:57:29
Imported:
2026-06

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We're selling this NFT of "Top Hat Monkey". The bidding starts at 175,000,000,000,000,000 Cryptobucks (200,000,000,000 Spacebux)((9,000,000,000 Zoinkcoin))(((3,000 Evanstokens)

DO NOT COPY this image. DO NOT SHARE IT. It is property of Red Letter Media. 

The auction begins now (will accept other forms of Crypto (except KurtzCoin or Picardians) 

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Aaron Austin

Can I pay with my Shatner Schmekles?

Marvin Falz

How many spacebux to be Top Hat Monkey in the metaverse? I want to express my true self!

Kim Luu

I have 469 Showbiz Pizza Tokens 🍕

Rhea

Right click save fucko

Matthew Dolley

I can offer 80 Dogecoin and my copy of 'Awaken the Laughter Within' by award-winning author and Hollywood legend - Rich Evans. If you fax it to me, I'll also tip a Beast Wars Transformers Scorpinok action figure and the entire series of Reboot on VHS.

Will

Dick the Birthday Boy could have been the most valuable NFT in history.

Connor Martin

I can offer you a firm slap on the ass and a handful of pocket lint. That works, right?

Kellic

I bid 1 fuck. It's the only one I have left to give after Picard.

Kiskissian

Waiting for the Dick The Birthday Boy Token. Or Dickcoin for short.

John Otto

This is bullshit. Jack dmed me that you guys don't even know how to use crypto when I tried to give you some and offered to buy your Betty white justice league NFT. I'm gonna sue you for a million quibucks!

Amanda Foster

I would like an NFT of Sergio from that cartoon y’all made that was featured in the spotlight episode of the Last Vampire on Earth. I will pay you 1 million jibberty jangly coins!! I mean business!

Carly

I would be the first Patron to a tier in which Mike draws art for us

Dumb Fake Name

If you manage to sell this, do you promise you won’t make the sequel for Space Cop with the money?

Rick Drake

As much as I'd like to replace my WTF Reg Broccoli avatar with this NFT, I won't.

Jonathan Joseph Chiarella

I came across the best tagline for the best movie. /Top Hat Monkey Goes West/ "It's the Sun Wukong and Abraham Lincoln crossover we've all been waiting for!" It was on a now deleted (?) Reddit thread. Reddit is usually garbage, but it has its moments.

Rhea

Btw if you guys ever actually get into nfts I *will* lose all hope in humanity and I *will* mention you in my suicide note and I *will* haunt the fuck out of your studio.

Bill Wilson

Going all out with my stamp collection. I haven't started yet, but there are some crayons around. Can send over fax machine. That's crypto, right?

John Brown

I will offer one (1) unshorn North American Ballsack. No goats

Fredrick Sykes

No KurtzCoin? That's bullshit! I have barrels of cat turds stored in my garage for just such a deal! The exchange rate of cat turds to KurtzCoin is 1:100. You're missing out on some primo turds.

Jermania

I don't have any cryptocurrency right now. Can I interest you guys in some woodoo hide instead?

schopi

No way this is worth 9,000,000,000 Zoinkcoins. Maybe 8,000,000,000. If that.

Joe Johnson

I’m willing to go as high as 300 Showbiz Pizza Francs. Or ¥900 Yen Kabasinskis.

David Dragoon

Do you take 10,000 pounds of cloned Shaq Meat (juicy)

Munchman

That moment you realise they put more effort into this Picture of a Monkey, then the Bored Monkey Yacht Club (or whatever it's called) put into their bullshit pictures. Also be careful guys if some Cryptobro finds out about this they might buy it and then they'll own Red Letter Media!!! That's how ti works right?

Otto

I'll pay you a million Quiplets for it!

fxdpt

I heard that AMC is going to give tophat monkey NFTs with pre-ordered tickets for tophat monkey goes west

horacefarbuckle

Isn't that corrupt? Isn't that working against the public's interest?

J21balls

Can I pay with Starbucks?

gymcat100

How about Robert Picardocoino? They haven't ruined his character (yet).

Erik Sheedlo

The NFT...What's it look like? I'll do 10 million quiblets!

David Arcaine

The best I can do is 3 Breenbits and a half eaten can of tuna.

Aliciasheesh

My favorite part of this is seeing Mike’s adorable little initials in the corner.

Bob H

mmmm, delicious....

Anemo

I love how this coincides with the current crypto crash lmao the curse of the worst strikes again

DonMac

Is this the same Top Hat Monkey that goes West? That's the one I want because its crypto value will skyrocket when Christopher Nolan makes the movie version.

Kurt

Hey, the Music Box Theatre in Chicago is playing a movie about the Second Chance bulletproof vest guy! Showtime is in...61 minutes. https://musicboxtheatre.com/films/2nd-chance NFTs would be so much more non-fungible if they came in Second Chance vests.