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I'm uploading Mike's NFT. He's gone insane with the idea of selling this for 5,000,000,000 ZoinkCoins. Please feel free to copy this image and post it wherever you like online. My idea is that if this NFT is everywhere it will no longer be valuable. Mike calls me three or four times a day to "check in on his NFT" and I have no idea what he means. Mike has stopped taking his meds and he took out a loan to buy a 500,000 dollar yacht based on the future sale of this NFT. He needs help and is now in crippling debt.  His yacht also sunk on it's maiden voyage. It was not insured. 

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Ryan Morris

What is it with Mike and gorillas....

Jackson

I'd like to purchase this polite ape please

Adam

I’ll give ya 100 million bozo coins and not an imaginary penny more

Ian Borg

6 Canadian quarters

Rick Drake

Picard has driven everyone mad.

Yagsti

I hope you can salvage the OH MY GHAAD to recoup some of the cost

Alex Dubrovsky

555666 cryptodubloons and not a gonzocoin more. Offer relevant for 1 day.

BGarri1933

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Bill Wilson

Rookie mistake. Digital insurance prevent these disasters. Now, let me tell you about the miracle of online medicine...

Christian A Sodeman

He must've named his Yacht the U.S.S. Kurtzamn to sink that quickly

Dendo Star

Lol it was not insured.

ColorOrgy

YESS I've been looking for a reason to get these ZoinkCoins (ZC) out of my asswallet. I got you Mike.

Paladin

Hi Rich!

schopi

We've all seen it coming.... Mike's obviously completely lost it........

Enrico Balducci

A picture of the sunken yacht on the NFT market could easily make him 3.5 million Smackeroins

Kris Luedke

Lake Michigan steams like a young man's dreams.

Sharif Abdou

My initial thought was, this is a Repligator-style insurance scam, that Mike got caught jerking off at a porn shop, slipped on vomit or something, and injured himself. But the lack of insurance on the yacht has me rethinking that theory. I'll need to sleep on this.

Lionel Mandrake

Hey there, Rich. Could I trouble you to check in on Mike's NFT?

Conor

RIP the SS Ghost Huntress

bertsy

The Top Hat Monkey Yacht League can't end like this! I took out a triple mortgage on my house and pawned my entire collection of limited edition Star Wars: The Last Jedi commemorative plates to fund my NFT purchase!

Andy Scotschdale

Hey Rich. I posted the NFT. But it seems people think I’m lying. Do you have any proof that this is the real NFT?

AshesBoomstick

Poor Mike, fell on tough times. Blame "Picard". I know I do. For example, I got genital warts from watching it. I know that's how it happened.

Shozbot

I will buy Mike a new yacht if he re:views Hysterical (1983).

JTruts

Colorized using the block fill tool in MS Paint. The kind of stuff I expect from you lovable hack frauds.

Erik Sheedlo

CDC confirmed first case of Monkey Pox in the US in over a decade. Mike...what have you unleashed. Beware Rich, Beware!! #NFTMONKEYPOX

Joe Triscari

My God! Watching this ongoing drama is intoxicating.

killer095

Sounds like someone has paper hands, as opposed to Mike's diamond hands!

Juan Calvo

Selling the cube of melted Star Wars figures would have been a more profitable idea.

Nathanial Ross

Keep on believing Mike! NFTs are going to make a huge come back! Just keep holding on! And Lisa... if you're reading this please come back with the kids! I know I spent their college savings and took out a second mortgage for a "funny monkey picture on the internet" but it was an investment.... I was really think of you!!

Jeff Kleist

This is starting to feel like the good old days of storyline Half in the Bag. Please continue ;)

Dustin Baugh

I'm posting the photo everywhere I can... Wait wrong one! Dang it! All those Zoinkcoins lost!

David S. Grop

He misspelled "it's", that's how we know it really is Rich Evans

Marvin Falz

I'd buy that for a 0,00003411 Bitcoin

Dachannien

Mike should be investing in ReikiBux, not those ZoinkCoins, which are clearly bullshit.

DonMac

I don't care about the monkey, how much for the sunken yacht? I can pay in Monopoly Money NFTs.

Mike St Louis

This is what happens when you force someone to watch Picard. What have you done Rich?

Eric Anderson

I’m picturing the yacht being the one featured in “Uninvited”. You know, the movie starring George Kennedy and the cat within a cat.

Manuel Johnen

Mike's doing it wrong, NFT's are supposed to scam his fanbase out of money, not himself...

Atom Baum

According to my calculations, the value of this NFT went from 5,000,000 zoinkcoins to being only 2 gooberdollars. Not good.

hamish smith

QUICK someone get mikes dementia medication stat!

GrowSweeds

Crypto is where it's at.

Amanda Foster

I’m pretty sure NFT actually stands for “No Future There” Mike, get some help.

Kurt

Hey, it's not too late to invest in my new BuckBucks. Each BuckBuck is a 300 dpi scan of a mimeographed dollar bill. It's stable because it's based on a real asset: the heady smell of fresh mimeograph ink. The more you buy, the fresher the ink is!

Rif Dimashq

I put a price of 20,000 electro-dirham on his head.