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Best of the Worst: Back in Action vs. Enemy Territory

OMG it's Best of the Worst! This time it's Canada vs. the US as we pit two action movies that look very similar on the surface against each other to see which country did it better! Rowdy Roddy Pipper and Billy Blanks star in Back in Action! The touching story of Billy Blanks turning into a raging psychopath at the idea that his little sister is out there somewhere living her own life. Then there's Enemy Territory, a John Carpenter-esque siege movie about an insurance nerd being trapped in a low end apartment building and running down the same hallway over and over and teaming up with Ray Parker Jr aka the guy who did the Ghostbusters theme song. Shablam!

Comments

Steven Simmons

Billy Blanks AND Roddy Piper? Let's go.

FunnyMusicMan

Nice to see a new video...but where is the BOTW spotlight that you guys promised?

Dan Lefever

Hell yes, I love Enemy Territory!

Manuel Johnen

OMG I just read about "Enemy Territory"... what are the odds?

AshesBoomstick

When you talk about Billy and all the ammo he has, so shocked none of you said "Billy has unlimited... ..." ... and left the last word "Blank(s)".

Manuel Johnen

Also, I have never seen "Enemy Territory", but it wins, because "Back in Action" is shit.

cynthia

Yesssss I'm excited to end this work day already

Matthew Murray

This is a fun episode, but the next time you have someone on who’s wearing a hat, please encourage him to adjust the brim so it doesn’t cast shadows over his eyes.

Conor

Whom amongst us has not been piped down by Rowdy Roddy Piper

Amanda Foster

I feel personally attacked cuz I was watching this video while scrolling through TikTok. I however understood every single reference that y’all were talking about. If anything it’s more sad that I am a 32 year old mother who still scrolls through TikTok…

AllGoodNamesRGone

Great line from Rich Evans, "It's like Shake and Bake made a bag full of clichés." Thanks for making our Monday less crappy, RLM!

Sean LaVista

The Hack Frauds are at it again!!

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Since I've been in and out of the hospital recently, I'm actually going to say something sincere for once: Thanks for all that cash you donated to the Wisconsin Humane Society and St. Jude's. Though St. Jude's has been treating kids with cancer for decades, so, like, what are they doing? Are they giving kids more cancer? Because if that's it, I don't think we should keep giving them money. OK, sorry, I said this would be a sincere comment. Plus, as Archer famously said, "little kids get cancer" (Krieger: "aww, they do...). You want ants? That's how you get ants! Seriously, thanks for that awesome stunt you pulled with Nukie. It warms my heart thinking of all the animals that will have shelter and all the little kids with cancer who will get treatment because of it. My only wish now is that the person who bought the tape sends it back to you in a nondescript brown box marked "endless trash" a couple of months hence, allowing you to continue an infinite cycle of auctioning off Nukie, giving the money to charity, and then having the tape returned to you in increasingly insulting and vaguely creepy ways.

Manuel Johnen

"Hmm, that black dude looks like Tony Todd..." "Oh, fuck me, that IS Tony Todd!" :P

Sara Iyer

All the fart noises were so skillfully incorporated into this episode. The frequency and timing were just right. It was art. I mean, it was fart.

Line Behr

Billy Blanks definitely used Soul Glo

Jeff Roper

They never brought up Tough and Deadly.

Marvin Falz

This Best of the Worst feels pretty wholesome. Billy Blanks in the one close-up where he's looking almost into the camera and where he looks like he's about to melt, reminded me of Thriller, when Michael Jackson has lead his girlfriend to the graveyard and suddenly starts to transform into a werewolf.

Matt Sandwich

Is this the first mention of Lexx on RLM?

Damon Killian

Ray Parker Jr. lifted the riff from Huey Lewis's 'I Want a New Drug', who stole the riff from a band called 'M' from their 1979 song 'Pop Muzik'.

Amy Nelson

Thank you Mike and Rich

Jessie Zimmer

Yay, Colin! Damn, his shandy looks good. I need to get some.

andrew

Toronto Blue Jays vs. Milwaukee Brewers!

Kostas P

The Caller is streaming on Tubi!

Brian

Jay needs to do a Re:view WITH HIMSELF for the caller. goddamn I didn't see that coming! my wife and I paused it and came up with theories and none of them were the result!

Brian

another great movie with few sets and actors I enjoy is "the man from earth". but it's a little different from normal rlm stuffm but if you enjoyed the caller, you might like the man from earth

Marvin Falz

Nice edit at the ending. I love it when you create a story out of different movies and your reactions to them. That ending is one reason why the episode feels wholesome. Relatively wholesome. :-)

nebuloider

What's with all the Nukie tapes still on the wall !? Are those all new or were they not all destroyed.

Adam Atom Ant

Now I'd like to see a re: view of Team America.

Nada Leona Sheppard

Great episode, guys. I had a thought -- maybe as a Christmas episode or on Plinketto or something, you should do a bunch of the movies you were going to watch that didn't work for some reason -- Dr Butcher MD, Ankle Biters, Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings, etc-- and see if they were everything you imagined.

John Kott

As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I was thrilled to hear Mr. Stoklasa say "Dundas and Queen Street". Then I realized I am the Canadian equivalent of "I clapped because I know what that is". Now I'm telling you all about it. What a strange two minutes this has been.

Sakari Pelkonen

The Ray Parker Sr / Back to The Future joke was probably the best joke! Jay's funnier now than he's ever been.

Felicity Brown

Oh god. I’ve actually seen a Best of the Worst movie on film in a theater this decade. I saw Enemy Territory at the Music Box Theater back in 2021. Looked much better than the vhs transfer.

Kellic

Special appearance by Josh.......We have been all blessed :)

Banta

I am so confused why this video is not getting the usual views (for a BotW). Is it just because there was a longer than usual delay between videos? Did everyone hate the cartoon and jump ship? Did we declare war on Canada and I missed it? Did Rich Evans finally hit the wall and his sex appeal has worn off? Or is it Jay growing his hippy hair back? Speculation abounds!