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This is what grandpa Mike must deal with. The oblivious clod known as Rich Evans. A bull in a china shop, unaware of the world around him. Never mind. A bull has the capacity to be graceful. Let's say an atomic bomb in a china shop. We at Red Letter Media strive for a clean, functional work environment free of horrid water stains on our wood coffee tables. Then comes the OG ape-man, Rich "dicky do" Evans. He plops his ass on the couch and lays his ever-sweating, water beading, dripping wet plastic McDonald's cup right on the wooden table when a large novelty coaster is mere inches away. Unaware of basic decency. As I edit this video I must stare at this nightmare over and over and over again and when this video comes out please for Larry David's sake, let the world know your outrage as well. #respectthewood. 

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Andre K

Yeah Rich! Use a coaster!

Dion Turner

Rich ‘Honey Badger’ Evans

Jason Cooley

Well, really. What's Jay resting that mug on?

Rhea

I always respect Mike's wood

Jay

After the whole “juicy Shaq meat” fiasco, you would think Rich Evans would know how to respect the wood.

Kate Gottli

One of my favorite Seinfeld bits is whenever Jerry answers the phone and before he can even say "hello" George launches into a stressful tirade looking for Jerry's advice but instead he smugly says "who is this?"... I feel like Rich could get him good with one of those, lol

Thomas Branch

Mike is resentful that his whole world means NOTHING WITHOUT RICH.

DEREK GLASGOW

I bet he has shown a clear consistent lack of respect for wood for decades.

dirtside

Has anyone considered that Rich has a vendetta against coffee tables and is doing this on purpose?

roboslacker

On top of everything he's hogging all the pillows. A goddamn menace.

Bob H

you had me at "Rich Evans... ever-sweating, water beading, dripping wet..."

19day

I'm going to admit, that subject line made my heart skip a beat.

Apex Predator

I would shame Rich, but I’ve seen the broken bottles you make him clean up.

David K

the novelty coaster looks too decorative for use. i, too, would have used the coffee table

c

Make the whole table top a coaster surface, then he’ll put the drink on the floor instead. Problem solved, you’re welcome Mike.

Tom McGraw

this wouldn't be an issue if the coffee table was a clear display case for an authentic Gremlin

Lisa Nix

Meanwhile Jaystopher Bauman is holding his cup away from the furniture like a good citizen. #BelikeJay

Count Sqwueekula

I’m going to show this to my girlfriend. Hopefully she’ll take the hint and turn into Rich Evans.

Tray Erwin

Rich Evans doesn't need a coaster. The world is Rich Evans' coaster.

Ian Woods

The indignity, the shame, the horror! Imagine having THE Rich Evans in your house and having the GALL to attempt to embarrass him by lamenting the sacrifice of your paltry wooden garbage table to his sweaty drink needs? Monstrous!

Krinkle

I'm glad that Mike has found an outlet for his creative writing skills.

Nathan Smith

I love Mike’s late-night drunken Patreon rants.

Katy

Better to treat the table with a couple coats of polyurethane than curse the coarse manners of your dear friend, Mike.

Jason Murillo

Sidenote, that RLM coaster looks perfect for playing dice!

Connor Martin

I will say this, Rich Evans is allowed nowhere near my wood.

Mike St Louis

+1 for a great Curb reference. Here’s another. I respect wood so much I’d take a baseball bat and beat the sh/t out of Rich for disrespecting the table by not using a coaster.

Conor

Now this is the kind of engagement I pay for

plop

I, for one, would be honored to have Rich stain my coffee table

Christie

Yes yes I enjoy when you use Patreon to shitpost ab rich

John Campbell

Stop deepfaking drinks on tables in front of Rich. When will it end?

Jeremy Heynen

i've been laughing for over 5 minutes non-stop. thank you, grandpa mike.

Henrik Hultin

I guess Rich is so used to stain wood that he just doesn't care anymore.

Marvin Falz

Mike, you demand perfection from mere mortals, but have you not seen that Rich has combed his hair and styled his beard?

Jermania

These Hollywood celebs. I swear they get famous and then just turn into monsters. Shameful, just shameful.

Marissa Adams

Need some RLM beer mats in the shop (and a whole bunch of extras for Mr. Dicky Do).

Eric Anderson

I genuinely laughed out loud at Rich “dicky do” Evans.

David S

How much does McDonald’s pay Rich Evans to rep their product?

Kai Rinchen

You know you've hit late adulthood when you start caring about watermarks on the furniture. LOL

DonMac

As long as he doesn't put his shoes on the furniture. (He doesn't, does he?)

cynthia

Listen I agree with you grandpa Mike but you and your degenerate friends put your filthy shoes on the table and that's way worse!!

Elizabeth Thompson

As a former wood worker (don't start, sex perverts, I assembled cabinets... looking at you Jay) I'm shocked and appalled. You can shave the ape but you can't lead him to a coaster. That old chestnut, ironically a very nice wood.

Fredrick Sykes

Novelty coaster, getthefuckouttahere novelty coaster! Maybe I'm taking Rich's side because I'm a fellow 'coaster ignorer'.