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YOUR 2026 MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION IS... (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-01 16:00:33
Imported:
2026-04

Content

Dracs. Blood sucking baddies. Vladdy Daddies.

Congrats to all children of the night who voted - you made such terrifying music.

Get ready for a history of horror told through six different adaptations of Bram Stoker's classic novel. Also, prepare yourself for the way Keanu Reeves says "Budapest."

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Comments

Lee Morgan

Almost makes up for Scorsese winning the main feed

Alex Young

Ah well, at least Scorsese won the main feed

Brennan Goodwin

He was always gonna win that bracket….and it’s glorious that he did.

MeshuganaPenosFart

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON, ON PLANET BULLSHIT, IN A GALAXY THAT SUCKS CAMEL DICK

Peter M

VA AH AH AH AH

Harry Kolmer

Devastating result but I'll eat whatever this kitchen serves. Should have been Halloween

TK

LET’S VUCCCKKKINNNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOO *please read in the most stereotypical Dracula voice possible*

FixYourHeartOrDie: Connecting Through Twin Peaks

Feels so good to be part of such a well-deserved winning team. Way to go, fellow bloodsuckas! And I also wish Team Grisham best of luck, tbh I bet they'll find an excuse to do that miniseries ASAP anyway.

Zwoozy

THIS ROCKS SMELL YOU LATER, PEOPLE IN TAN SUITS TALKING ABOUT FILES

Neva Winkle

That Dracula 2000 episode is going to be a dream

Anthony Regina

Fuck yeah. Great surprise victory here. Hyped.

James K

I have a feeling this isn't the last we've seen of Godzilla 😌

Designnosaur

Yall suck 🦇 and I voted for dracula. DRACULA BABAY!!!

Charles

Bluh bluh bluh

ryan mcgrath

ya’ll are a bunch of Draculas.

Rebecca Zubrovich

I manifested a horror march madness winner, this is SO exciting

Cameron Acedo

This was my least favorite of the whole bracket, I'm so confused how this happened, usually I'm pretty aligned with the blankies. Was there some Twitter nonsense I'm unaware of?

Jon Auerbach

Teen Shakespeare will ride again!

Ian Nystrom

Hopefully this means we get more of David’s Nosferatu voice.

Blake Rome

simply love a drakela

Michael Wolff

I have crossed oceans of time to cast these pods

sheabobay

WE WILL FEAST ON HOT BLOOD IN THE COLD SHADOWS ⛓️🦇⛓️

Topher

maybe we can get a bonus Dracula: Dead and Loving It as a treat 🧛🏻‍♂️

sheabobay

Ive had enough of FILES IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN 🗃️

Spencer Kerch

Does this mean they won’t do Coppola on main

Zwoozy

Yeah it's called a good time

jlo1994

Wooooooo!!!

Andrew Dorschner

If.only there was some one who could count up all these Dracula movies!

PullOut Lebowski

Im disappointed in the outcome but excited for the stakes to be raised. BLAH HAHA

Beef Steak Tomato

The whole bracket was great, tons of great possibilities, the next couple years are going to be cool!

MUJMT

When it was up against Grisham it was losing initially until David commented on Bluesky about how Dracula should win so that shifted a lot of people's vote

Kevin Quillinan

Julia Stiles, Claire Danes, and Ethan Embry in John Grisham’s “The Student Council”.

Nicholas Ewers

Would have preferred Halloween or Godzilla if something so same-y was going to win, but it could have been worse.

JS

What's the likelihood this series will be playing in October based on the schedule?

Michael Brown

Let’s goooooooo! My kid and I have been doing Dracula voice at each other around the house since Halloween and WERE KEEPIN IT GOING BABY

Zach

THANK SATAN!

Susannah B.

Is it too late to add Nosferatu

Jaunty Jedi

False. Nobody’s on Bluesky.

jerm

DRAC PACK

Will Pottorff

That’s a Nosferatu mini series not a Dracula series, I bet they’ve thought of that too…

Cameron Acedo

I figured it would have been Ben making a joke about wet chains. Or maybe he was excited to see the all dirt burried fashion from the Draculas

Rod Morrow

🎶 We are the Draculas, my friends And we’ll keep on biting to the end🎶

Jaunty Jedi

I didn't vote for Dracula until the end, but anybody unironically complaining about the results of the Blank Check Patreon March Madness Tournament - please unsubscribe. You won’t be missed. 👋

Les Chappell

They’ve said on other series (Robin Hood) they save Mel for Mel.

Sam Haines

I watched Coppola’s Dracula for the first time recently and Hopkins as an ornery Van Helsing was something I had no idea I needed. The scene with him where Ryder asks “Was she in great pain” is some of the hardest I have laughed in a while.

Les Chappell

At some point, but it’s a big lift. Especially with Marty winning, he’s not high on the list.

Ethan Harrison

Was rooting for Halloween but at least we’re still going for spooks this year. Happy with the outcome!

Cranky Kong

This ain’t getting enough love

Human Shaped Ape

I'm happy to go on this journey with all you boys and ghouls.

John

Did this last Halloween it gets tough watching the same slow thing play out with similar payoff

Guy Gambone

The history of America's schizophrenia. No other character encapsulates the hedonism and heroism, exploitation and exploration, conservativism and constant innovation.

Njord

🎵 Run from the sun like Dracula!

Aaron Shanley

Not the horror franchise I was rooting for, but I'll take the win!

Kathryn

I hope someday Teen Shakespeare rises from its coffin but the Dracs should be a fun time!

Winson Paine

Plus the rare example of a white American guy as the exotic and mysterious other who gets to die for the sake of the team. Occidentalism? Is that a thing?

Winson Paine

The casting in that one across the board rules

Janine

Can we add in Dracula puppet musical?

Jim R

Add Dracula dead and loving it you cowards!

Charlie Dennis

You should consider adding Blood for Dracula!

Incelsior!

just great. the woke mob strikes again. more Trans. stories

Ross Kroeber

Perhaps but got reposted to Reddit as well, so a lot of people did see his pleas

Shai-Hulud Alexander

I hope they start it early enough to end it right before Halloween!

Johannes Wiberg

Another year, another gang of blankies complaining.

Incelsior!

i had fun reading and commenting. i am all in on this podcast (both versions) no matter what they cover. didn't even bother voting on the main.

DJV

Of Nosferatu AND Herzog!

Susannah B.

Yeah, why didn't they make absolutely every single listener happy??

Justin Kopunek

I feel bad that have to watch these, I won’t be. The monotony of watching all these films in a row, I’m baffled at those who think this was the pick to get behind

David McCallum

I was rooting for Halloween or Godzilla but Dracula was my third choice. It’s the same story but it’s retold a little differently every decade or so. Looking forward to the series

20 Minutes of Sound

I hope Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (feat. Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula) is mentioned in the series

JP

Dracula vs Scorsese was a close battle

Walloon Schooner

I'm relistening to the "Thirst" episode, by Park Chan-wook, and David is raving about his love of vampire movies. Should be some great enthusiasm for this series

FO O

Dracula: Dead and Loving It – 1995 Van Helsing – 2004 Blade: Trinity – 2004 Hotel Transylvania – 2012 Renfield – 2023 Nosferatu

sweetjimmyt

Such a boring win. Dang. We could have had Rover and BeBe.

Brian Blase

what about the last voyage of the demeter (2023)? i've never seen it, but if we're gonna do this, let's go all out

Jon-Erik Means

Happy about this. Can you add Marty Supreme to the line-up?

Robert Young

Win some, lose some. Normies take it this year.

Alissa

This may not be ideal, but at least we won’t have to hear the n-word as frequently as we will during the main feed films 😑

Ana

Ok I’m in for this one! It’s going to be fun, settle in suckers 🖤

Johannes Wiberg

@Justin Kopunek You know there are 10-20 days between each episode, right? How easily bored are you?

Anthony Regina

I liked reading this subthread because it’s a great encapsulation of the vibe of the Reddit and why I wouldn’t venture back in there with a gun to my head. Good work, all!

Anthony Regina

Dracula is a very popular character and story going back to the late 1800s.

Doc Holidaze

These comments are all totally sane and balanced.

wy'r ddraig

I know Americans are solipsistic but the Hammer films are English dudes acting out an Irish novel about a Romanian.

wy'r ddraig

If they ever do a "wow, look at the size of that bounce!" bracket.

ella

a victory for vampires is a victory for feminism and the gay agenda but haters gonna hate ig

AgeofWalnut

I knew as soon as I saw Scorsese on there he would immediately win

Patrick Maloney

We could've had a vampire centric time if we had The Hunger lined up with this series... Alas!

Robert Young

I assumed he would but hoped he wouldn’t. I don’t hate his movies but I don’t love many of them either. There are too damn many for me to want a series that isn’t broken up, not to mention the bloated run times.

Jon Tiberious

Didn’t vote couldn’t be happier with the outcome

Dr Worm

I wish Shadow of the Vampire had more notoriety

dark phoenix99

Same. March Madness never ends up the way I want so I rarely bother to vote, but Dracula is my favorite novel so I am super excited.