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#177: Wood, Ewe, (Dan) Rather (Patreon)

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2022-08-05 05:00:02
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Has it really been almost 100 episodes since we've done one of these? Time flies when you're having fun! Let us know in the comments what YOU'D rather do. And if you'd like to submit your own, email hrrpodcast@gmail.com and put "Would You Rather" in the subject line.

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Jasmine Ellis

I know this post is super old but I am a recent Patron— I just wanna commiserate with Erin on the sweaty hands issue.

Christopher Lee

Just joined Patreon huge fan holy cannoli

Dean Scream 717

I feel like "shut the hell up" is always said seriously, whereas "shut the fuck up" can sometimes be even more serious, but also can be said jokingly. I don't think I've ever heard "shut the hell up" said jokingly.

Naurmael

Would I rather listen to this or focus on work? 🤔

Naurmael

Funniest ending to an episode hands down 10/10 episode

Dana Fah

why the fuck did jpc call a half-marathon a mini-marathon

Legotti

Regarding the quarters vs pants peeing curse, it sounds as if commando under a skirt or kilt would make you immune, though you’ll be ever wary of a breeze in its stead.

Madison Darcey

Omg they really did it at the end 😂

Nour Belouchi

i deeply relate with adal's incredulity at the 75c pee question. i CANNOT believe anyone would pick option #2, i feel like i'm being pranked

Sarah

The ending made me uncomfortable 🤣

Kyle Barnes

Just saying a Japanese style full sleeve on one arm of all 151 Pokémon would be badass as fuck

Clyle

Am I just incredibly poor? My only reaction to that question was "Holy shit, you're telling me I could make 25 cents every time I go to the bathroom? I could pay off one of my utility bills like that!"

elliebean

Literally booked in to get full Pokémon/anime sleeves 🤣🤣 it’s cool I promise…….

Nadine Garcia

The math homework vs mini marathon would be a win win for me since I love math and I love running. I think the math has the edge over running since I think that would go quicker

Legotti

I think the opposite, that’s an every day thing you have to do 5/7ths of the week, and a time expense not benefiting other areas of your life. The marathon is general fitness, once a week, and you can throw on audio.

Nadine Garcia

For me personally, I practicing math more will benefit me more in terms of what I am trying to do with my career since I’m trying to get my FE license and I already run daily, so I think practicing more math would be more beneficial to me.

Shaun_qb

I probably pee 4 times a day, so I felt attacked 😂. I would definitely take the pissive income over pissing my pants even just once. Carrying around a roll of quarters is more convenient than a spare pair of pants

GooBoy

I looove these episodes. Now, I am neither creative nor intelligent enough to come up with funny Would You Rathers to send in, but I will demand for more please.

Dr.Harhar

Rest in Power to Adal’s completely missed Fur Elise joke

Michael Brown

Yeah. I feel incomplete. What do I do now?

Shaun_qb

I wonder how Erin felt 😂

Shaun_qb

Now I'm picturing someone getting a horrible ultimatum and then going "Both please" 🤣

AbeilleAbbie

Adal’s Fur Elise joke genuinely made me laugh so hard 😭😭

Clay W

JPC sounds like he’s having a lot of fun and it’s a delight to hear

Emma T

i’m with Adal, i feel like i’m in a The Twilight Zone episode with regards to the piss would you rather. carrying a roll of $10 worth of quarters is not even comparable to pissing my pants 12x a year! that’s once per month on average!! and you can’t control it?? vs paying ¢75 exact change to use the restroom and getting $1 bill back, therefore making a profit, has basically no downside.

Boofoe Dibeppo

Anyone else notice jpc laughs like tigger from Winnie the Pooh every once in awhile

jollytheoldsaint

Are Ewes and Dan Rathers a table thing, too? Is everything tables?

Hannah Cohen

I sat here for about 2 minutes in silence waiting for them to come back after it ended. I’m *uncomfy*. NEPTUNE DAMMIT.

NickM

Gimme that trig. I’m a genius

R0$3YY

I was screaming the tune by going " Dundundundun dundundundun..!!" lolol

Natterluck

Agreed wholeheartedly. JPC and Erin, if you're already peeing ten times a day, you could earn like twenty bucks a week just for keeping track of quarters!

Natterluck

Sitting here at the end of the episode, chanting out loud to myself "If you rolled your eyes, it's cuz of Adal Rifai, or that other young guy, fuckin' JPC..."

SallySaturn

I would run a mini-marathon every week just to hear Erin's ex-Chili's employee story.