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We bought a sword - UNCUT (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-03 17:00:00
Edited:
2026-07-03 17:10:11
Imported:
2026-07

Content

Charlotte has been recovering at a facility upstate on the shores of Monterey. Please do not find her and please do not buy more swords with her money. Definitely don't do that.

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We bought a sword - UNCUT

Comments

Seth Heder

Fortunately, this swords and healthcare is exactly where I want my money going

BoromirDies

We're just prepping up for an apocalyptic event that sends us back to the iron age. I'm ready to fight for Crom with my Anduril, flame of the West.

Hijeffinition

The animal uprising sequel to WE BOUGHT A ZOO.

Sterling Thomas

Surely it will be cheaper in the long run if y’all simply learn to blacksmith your own weaponry. Amazing stuff.

Rory Vespasian

Every good channel needs a set of throwing knives and at least one tactical spear. More weapons videos please.

Russell Richardson

I will donate money specifically for you to buy more swords🤣 add a sword fund tier!

Worthy Foe

Shadiversity jumpscare, holy shit lol He's a sword guy who went full culture war right wing grifter in the past few years. He also wrote a novel where the main character is reincarnated fantasy hitler, but that's a good thing in the text of the story.

Stephen Conway

That British guy Blumineck did a Kickstarter to buy a set of armour, so I think its okay for the Goblins to buy swords

Stephen Conway

The art youtuber Jazza is his brother, and is not a chud

RobotRonin

Never thought i'd see Tod Cutler for a second on Astrogoblin, dude is GOATed

Corey Brown

I'm upset to learn that Glamdring and Anduril will not actually find a home with the Goblins

Jangus

I’m so glad I joined the Patreon cause I know my money is going towards something awesome

DebrafromHR

I def want a can sword frfr

User

He is proof white males are overpopulated

Frank N Gunn

Hell yeah, Will Keith mentioned! I used to be in a tinychat with a bunch of 4channers, we talked him into joining us one night. He yelled at us for asking where his accent was from, started broadcasting some Darth Vader lightsaber arcade game and screamed continuously for everyone to shut up so he could focus. He was great.

Failstate

I am TRYING SOMETHING