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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me (Patreon)

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2024-07-30 16:00:11
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The Screams are reunited at last for Kelsey’s big boxing match!

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, violence against children, and body horror.

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Crazynick702

My first episode being sub let’s gooo

Xyta Midnyte

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *running around in circles, the excitement is real*

Xyta Midnyte

...i stubbed my toe. Worth it.

William VonHandorf

Still waiting for James “Podcast” McElroy to show up as the canonical creator of the podcast

Ranger Bradley

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE!!!!!!

Charlie

I'm with Anthony. Father's keeper makes no sense.

Cody Thompson

A Dragnet reference-- that cut is so deep, you're hitting mantle

Charlie

Honestly would love hearing Will do a radio drama like that.

Bishibosh44

Do y'all know how hard you're crushing it these days? Anthony brings so much beautiful heat as a player and Will is such a devious enabler.

Abby Vedock

I’m so attracted to “Omega” Kelsey

Noah Fields

Something about calling them just "The Screams" hits different

Liam Kerr

Mothman’s just saying “Yes” to Trudy while flying killed me 🤣

Jamie Burke

back again to say: YET ANOTHER BANGER DADS👏🏻👏🏻

I hate Italians

Could be just me but I feel like Freddy has been, is, and will always be the main character

Caleb Jay

I forgot we already had the EP6 aftershow I was over here thinking they accidentally posted an extra episode 😂

Joe Smokonich

Freddy is just playing cartman from Southpark

Alexa Akers

The classic salt & pepper fable, of course

WesKane

Ah it is the good Tuesday. Always looking forward to it!

Dani L

I had a salt and pepper thing in school! It was science, had to separate salt, pepper, and iron filaments. It was to teach about the scientific method. Used a magnet on the iron, but I don’t think we ever got an answer for how to do salt and pepper!

Rargona

Freddy playing a forever Murphy’s Law character is fucking hilarious

Cumbia Zookeeper

Google "Big Chief Glencoe, AL" if you wanna see a triangle restaurant, and yes it's problematic bc Alabama

Michael

Maybe it’s just being an American and my fears projecting but is anyone else getting uncomfortable with the fact that Anthony’s character is not so slowly or subtly becoming the type of kid that ends up being a school shooter?

skettibiscuit

Is Matt thinking of telling fairies or demons or whatever to count grains of salt to distract them, giving you enough time to escape from them?????

Redsriding

LMAO “uh uh hunny” I love matt so much

FusRohNahSon

Just after the rad facts, hey anthony what are u doing with francis

Aaron Wolford

Haven’t listened to this ep yet but just saw the title and freaked if that’s a reference to Rio Bravo (fantastic western) this whole season has been gut busting

Teri Bell

Please let the next episode open with them singing "Trudy in the Sky with Mothman" 😆

Rargona

My thought was you could dissolve the salt in water and then boil it, while straining out the pepper

Chelsi Fiore

We used a balloon and static electricity. It was just enough to get the pepper because it was lighter than the salt and would stick to the balloon.

Pamphleteer

the only thing I can think of with the salt and pepper thing is Margo from The Magicians separating black grains of sand out of the desert

Sam Rickard

Amazing episode as usual, omg a "Walking in the Air" parody with Mothman would be so funny

Max Wilson

Am I the only one that wants the Mothman sisters to make an appearance? They have a Time Machine.

Tara

It's a bad day to have a toxic ex boyfriend named Dakota Johnson

Kaleb McStay

We use salt and pepper meaning in New Zealand

SexuallyActiveToyotaYaris

Listening to the intro realising at some point in my messed up life I missed a episode now I've got spoilers 😭

Max Wilson

I’ve heard of the metaphor of once you mix coffee and creamer, you can’t separate them.

Creekie05

This episode to me, sounded like an Ippo, the fighter episode

MancerMancer

Anthony… what is this character arch… lol

Alice Mac

I know a story about separating salt and sugar? 😅

Fairly_Fairy

I think I’ve heard something similar to the salt and pepper metaphor using sand and tiny metal pieces but the intelligence behind it is being the person using the magnet

Mayb3ys0

I love dragnet even though it’s 40s and problematic. Definitely was not expecting that

Widget

holy shit this episode was amazing, Anthony making Francis scarier than eldritch horrors

Rambling Rose

Absolutely loving everyone’s arcs so far — from punished Tony to empowered Trudy, Kelsey and her everything — but Feral Francis has a special place in my heart.

Sean Willard

The tag team “No, butting” Freddie is amazing.

BudgiesAreTheBest

How did nobody react to the cameos of Scary, Lincoln, Normal and Taylor as Spooky Middleton (beatnik seaker of darkness), Davis Lee Jackson (homeschooled football fanatic), Reggie "Regular" Pine (cheer squad star) and Billie Holiday (comic book nerd extraordinaire)?! I was f*cking dying here!

Bishibosh44

Here's a cloth to wipe the blood off your katana from that deep cut

Connor Reemts

Stoked to have the team back together

Bishibosh44
>>145099199

Another American here. I think everyone is doing a great job making it clear that Francis is not well but could be understood. It is some of the most genuinely heart-stopping content the team has made, that's for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear a disclaimer or if they share how to get help IRL if you're having violent thoughts at the start of a future episode.

Kayden Pierce

So excited for the Kelsey Grammar Ms. Frizzle boxer fanart

eatmygerms

Love these "files" type intros. Feels like I'm in the era of

Matty Major

This is such a high point episode! So much cool (and horrifying stuff) happened. Very excited for the next episode. Yall have been keeping me sane (a little pun via Call of Cthulu) in my trying times as a bookkeeper.

Jebediah Stone

It wasn't salt and pepper, but my asshole father would pour a 1 lbs. bag of white rice into a big bowl with a 1 lbs. bag of wild rice and make me separate it all as a punishment

withinmyself

My online shroom dealer got robbed

Caitlin Mercier

I love the Guybrush Threepwood move with the sniper rifle. Like that’s totally a thing you can hide in your pants.

July

Well, at least in the Polish verion, Cindarella was supposed to pick out poppyseeds from the ashes. Sounds pretty similar!

TheZMage

I’ve heard a few where a selfish princess demands that a servant separate salt and sugar

London Mickens

Anthony is a maniac this season and I’m here for it. This is my favorite season so far.

InvisHandd

Ah yes, the most well known fable, separating salt and pepper.

Patrick Morris

Haven't finished the episode but Will needs to be okay with people's characters dying. That is one of the appeals of this system is the fragility. Like the dice are trying to kill Tony and Will is trying so hard to keep Freddie's character alive

Geekula

Listen, if Trudy and Moth Jesus don't become a couple I riot

LilacIris

97 and a 100, clearly the dice wanted Tony dead 🤣

LilacIris

Totally agree, CoC is made for character death, for me it is part of the appeal of the system

InvisHandd

Holy shit the scene with Anthony near the end.

ZebrAlpha

Dude this is such an incredible season.

Sara J Labor

*D&Dad listeners who are also Hey Riddle Riddle listeners hear Anthony drop the pig orgasm fact and start flipping tables*

Sam Bradley

I think you use static electricity ⚡️! Rub a balloon on your hair and it will cause the pepper to separate from the salt. I think I saw this as a kid in middle school

Heartland Animation

That bathroom scene was so scary and well done, I had a tear fall from shock. Holy shit.

Garrett Dunning

I AM EXCITED TO LISTEN! Best biweekly tradition ^.^

Rambling Rose

I’m sorry, friend. That’s awful 🫂

Alex Suciu

Wait when is the 40k one?! WHEN

Andrew

Unhinged Francis was terrifying and I loved it. I was on the edge of my seat, as I was walking around.

Shane Murphy

*Sigh.... I've never wanted my name in this podcast less 🤣

Koi

Anthony, did that fun fact about pig orgasms come from Hey Riddle Riddle?

Anna

I listened to the intro transition into the theme song over and over again because it HITS

Anna

I think the story is way funnier with Tony as the luckiest-unlucky man alive. He should absolutely be dead but just won’t die. I think they’ve had systems take a backseat to narratives in every campaign, and CP deaths were always meaningful. I think a Tony death on those rolls would have killed the momentum instead of boosted the stakes.

William Livingston

I almost crashed my car when Matt started talking about Salt and Pepper

lizardqueen6969

Okay lowkey the salt and pepper thing does sound familiar 😂

Ryley Henry

The use of the word "thorax" had me in stitches 🤣

Caitlin Bartnik

That's what I was thinking of too! And there's a play on it in the ACOTAR books (and many other books) where evil person sets an impossible task and then the hero usually gets unexpected help and finishes the task to the evil persons displeasure. I feel like salt and pepper is a weird take though because they're opposite colors. It's usually more impossible.

HalfMoonHarlet

Matt you are so lucky. So it's not salt and pepper but salt and sugar. In the disc world novels there is a friendly ghost who has a trick which is separating sugar and salt from a bowl.

Daisy Terry

Cockney Joe as canonically Gavroche 😭

Say it

Anthony is playing Porgy Tirebitter from fire sign theater

Cody Bean

me too. so excited.

Crazynick702

No ads rock too! I been going through the whole talking dads

Y2Ksnowglobe

More than that! Sorting mixed grains and things is a task assigned in myths and folktales like Eros and Psyche and some versions of Cinderella! Totally a thing, just not salt and pepper.

Halophyte

😭😭😭 Can anyone tell me why I'm crying? "What do you think about being a robot, Trudy?" "Hm. It's complicated. Or maybe it's very simple." (Beth MVP for that ACTING, matt best support for slipping in a character moment during a BOXING MATCH)

Charlie Woodchipper

During the talking dads of this season, either the first or second, Will mentions that he's aware Call of Cthulhu system is supposed to kill off players. But he said he wants the character to be the same throughout the season, like in the first and second season

Suniyan

I knew this episode was going to be cursed as soon as Matt opened it with a Bound 2 reference.

Charlie Woodchipper
>>145099199

I don't think he will honestly. Francis looks the type to attack visciously those who wrong him or others, not random people like school shooters

Keira Jade

Ah shit, Cthulhu is calling

Patrick Morris

You are right the systems do always take a backseat which is actually a very fun part of this podcast, but I don't think it would have killed momentum I think every person would have thought that was absolutely hilarious that after spending all his luck to survive he dies the next role he made. But, as is mentioned by Charlie, Will wants the characters to make it through the entire story and I've been really enjoying Will heading this game so who am I to criticize his vision

Halophyte

I pictured the KO punch as like the Mashiba fight conclusion. Series of body blows until....THE CHIN DROPS (I know it didnt happen that way but still)

Syahadah Ridzuan

What a banger episode for matt's character ahaha

Rio rio

Matt comin out swingin

Keith Rodriguez

Am I the only one that’s not a fan of the Kelsey-Tony dynamic?

Keith Rodriguez

You’re just judgy. I’m ju…what the fu Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time

Jaded Reading

Testement to Anthony, his fact out of every dad fact, teen fact, ect was the only one to make me physically gag-

Daisy Terry

Me with Punished Tony 😭

Emma SaysHi

The salt and pepper things sounds like something I saw on a kids TV show ages ago, it was called backyard science and they proved you could use static electricity to separate them... I think 🤔

@UrMomsHouse

Francis is now my favorite character😂😂

Tom Prokop

Did I hear Freddy try to sneak a joke in the opening about how the 1800 deaths “boxing” doesn’t count the Amazon warehouse workers?

Hunter

That ending was horrifying well done Anthony

Don Kyo

Love all the intros this season. The sound design is always crazy good!

Bishibosh44

"Like begonias, grown from the cuttings you see." Chilling, deeply melancholy, absolutely beautiful. Beth is MURDERING this season and I'm so glad they didn't try to lampshade her secret forever.

Bishibosh44

If you're trying to ride the narrative, cheer for Tony's death. Killing Tony now would have been too easy and have no impact. Oh, gee, the weird alcoholic draft dodger died, moving on and wasting all that character building... I bet Tony gets his but only when he might finally have his ledger balanced.

V Without The C

As soon as Matt was talking about separating salt and pepper I immediately flashed back to when I was younger and I watched a Russian movie that was a retelling or like remake of Cinderella where the step mother made Cinderella separate salt and pepper before she was allowed to go to the ball. Come to think of it, it might have been something different like lentils and ash or something else but I knew immediately what Matt was talking about. I see you Matt you're not crazy #JusticeForMatt

LainieBarbarian

Almost threw up on the drive to work bc of frances' lore drop. Thanks Anthony!

Keith Rodriguez

Just Matt constantly walking all over Freddie whenever he wants to say something has gotten old and rude af very fast.

Heather Columbo

Honestly couldn’t tell if that was bb or will breaking character 😂

Keith Rodriguez

lol sounded like Anthony caught will WAAAAY off guard

Wordlovesculpt

I remember hearing about separating spices in fairy tales, Cinderella I think, but I don't remember a specific story where that was the focus. Also, you can separate salt and pepper using a plastic straw/comb and static electricity 🙂

Ashley Langton

The only “salt/pepper” story or reference I know is in that New Girl episode where Schmidt is trying to get Nick to have a three-some with him with one other girl and when they ask Winston if he thinks it’s a good idea, he “accidentally” knocks the salt and pepper over and says dramatically “oh now how did salt get in the little pepper holes? and pepper in the salt holes?” to infer… things getting into other things, if ya catch my drift. Anyone else? No? Just me?

Bradward Jones

I absolutely love Will‘s Easter egg with the group of bullies all being variations of the last season kids that’s fucking awesome

Kaylin Creason

Thank God I put my weights down at the gym while laughing at Guac-cum-mole or Salt and Pepper would have killed me

Brian Gott

Anthony is so unhinged! I love it

Aurele Hanotin

Anthony went absolute phyco this episode and it's incredible 10/10 best episode so far

Patrick Morris

The fact that you summed up Tony's character in one sentence really makes me feel like there wasn't that much character built. Also I don't think it would have no impact. Outside of one shots where has the gang ever lost a character? Killing Tony especially as he is played by Freddie with his outlandish antics would, in my opinion reign in the players a bit. Obviously if Will doesn't feel like he needs to then it's Wills game but I feel like a PC death, especially early on really can set a tone for the game which may or may not be a tone that Will wants to set

alpha reaperion

I think Matt was thinking of one of the trials of Psyche, where she’s challenged by Aphrodite to separate multiple types of grain into piles. She uses her beauty to convince some ants to separate them. I think he’s remembering something like that

Andy Brunstein

Beth, I’ve done a lot of puzzles. Joke was so funny and they completely gloss over it.

Maciej Łatosz

Ok, there is a Polish fable that has separating sand from poppy seeds - it's called Szewczyk Dratewka and there is a guy that helps 3 animals on his way to a castle where an evil witch is holding a princess captive. The witch gives him 3 impossible tasks that the animals help him with, winning the princess to be his own. It was written in 1961 so the story might have been adapted and twisted in other media resulting in salt and pepper 🤔

MaddieSocks

Wait what were the kids names again I totally missed that

Athena Jean

Season 3 has been incredible. Episodes 6 & 7 are some of the funniest and most disturbing episodes of the podcast yet, and Will is a very talented keeper. Im so stoked for the rest of the season!!

Mac_Enby

That last part was just Static X's 'Push it'

B. J. Boyd

The players chiming in with improved NPCs in the background is the best recent development in the show.

__

Matthew Arnold, I feel like I remember the salt and pepper fable from a book on native stories, religions, and myths

Joe F

No hits on the salt and pepper, anyone?

AlexEnby

It’s how I feel right now going through a breakup. 🥹

Curtis Burns

Love the episode, best one this season

dickaxe

From the start too 😂 Jesus Christ

dickaxe

Im losing it 🤣 what is everyone on?? 'Give me a sanity role,' but like this whole season. Love it

dickaxe

When has the gang lost a character? Um, Glen? You know, another Freddy character

dickaxe

What is a character arch?

dickaxe
>>145099199

It's uncomfortable, but it's also a horror theme game. So I think the discomfort is very intentional

withinmyself

I just ordered strawberries, blueberries, and a pound and a half of bacon. Fuck yes Wallmart+

Halophyte

Francis is proof that troubled teens NEED anime

Patrick Morris

Yeah I actually forgot about that. Mostly because he gets to show up to the final battle as he's summoned from hell like 2 episodes after his characters death. But still PC death is a PC death

Lula Hiigel

Will: [describes horrific thing at the end] Me: Yeah alright but Francis tho

Beck

Was will not saying those were Milton’s eyes frozen into the box?? I feel like if so they totally missed that part. It makes will’s description of Milton’s face being hidden by shadow and slumped over in the photo absolutely BONE CHILLING and they didn’t really acknowledge it at all?

Matt Bond

This season is also really really good. So much talent on this podcast. Thank you!

Teddy Roosevelt

Francis is literally my favorite character I can’t wait for the next episode

LordofGarbage

This whole episode sounds like towelie arguing with Mickey Mouse and I’m fucking cackling 😂😂🫶

Dvds

Its interesting to watch Francis quickly flip from scared nerd to psychopathic hitman as soon as he is given any form of power. Bye bye Kneecap!

Rachel Hubble

I need you all to know that I was listening to this ep with my car windows down in a Sheetz parking lot. When Beth was talking about Moth Jesus a guy came up to me and asked if I was listening to a religious podcast and it sounded very interesting

Reese G.

The way Matt rolled this episode was INSANE

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Nebraska native here. Will, there’s this thing you might have heard of called corn? Its absence in this series is something you should fix.

Riku 🧷🎱

Perhaps it was the humans that were the horrors of peachy ville all along…. No but seriously I’m loving how yall are taking the horror genre and spooking us in so many different ways! Keep killing it

Kyna

"And then, the party members spilled the cliffnotes of their backstories to each other"

Cain Morgan

Ester did amazing with the sound design this episode. The creepy ambience in the room where Kelsey talked to the old lady gave me goosebumps

NinjaMJ

That is fucking amazing 😂

Matt Redman

There is a biblical story referencing sorting the wheat from the chaff. It's used loads as an analogy for sorting the good from the bad. I'd bet good money that is what he was thinking of.

Halophyte

In his case, maybe not Evangelion, though...

Maria Trofimov

Honestly they are incredibly close irl so im 1000% sure noone takes it bad and it has comic to it and makes sense for the characters

Keith Rodriguez

Oh I know they’re boys, just sometimes I want Freddy to be able to get his joke in or feel like he’s able to give important details in character

Owen

Francis is Paeden without someone to stop him, maybe a bit more scared. Also his parents pushed him to do that. Justice for my boy Francis

William W.

No Matt I vaguely remember something about a salt and pepper story. Maybe it was from a movie or something but it's there in the back of my memory somewhere

Lazaretto

I love this intro SO much 😂 "Hello, Milton! : ) "

Fluffycakes

It was a fable about seperating salt and SUGAR

Turaqu

The problem with German tickets is probably that both shows are in the North of a pretty long country during the week. (Next time, try going Hamburg (or Berlin) / Frankfurt / Munich) I had to shuffle around my vacation time to get two days off to drive up for about 5 hours, see the show in Hamburg on Monday, and then drive home the next day. And I live pretty much in the middle of the country . For a lot of people, especially if they don't have cars, that's just hopeless. Anyways, see you in Hamburg!

Maggie Murray

I went to sheetz for the first time in my life recently (Kansas native) and it was life-altering

liam morin

my mom is still on the last ep, but im gonna say a thank you from her in advance for this intro lol

Fixed 211

Dang, Francis is wild

Fixed 211

(Other Nebraska Native) Also soybeans!!!!

liam morin

in greek mythology, psyche had to sort a bunch of grains in an impossibly short time to prove her love for eros to aphrodite… maybe thats what matt is thinking?

Adrianna Owens

I’m loving this season SO much things are so chaotic and I love the players randomly voicing NPCs. Ughhh SO good.

liam morin

the scene with francis genuinely disturbed me

Gangrene

Freddie literally played the beginning of mgsv

Jordin Ann

Holy fuck this episode went HARD. 😍

hal

yeah im in the north-west of germany but the only options i could make are the netherlands/belgium shows, wouldn't suprise me if the tilburg show is full of german fans from nrw

James Sutherland

This was good BUT... Freddy dressed like master chief in the 2012 youtube rewind?

hal

probably a difference in tour planning from the us, major cities are not as major and borders arent an obstacle, so its better to spread geographically than by country, hope we'll get another tour at some point that covers some more ground

Jakey Juice

It is so important that it is known that Tony Did not bet on Kelsey. Do not give him money

Sour Soap

I had no idea millhouse was Kelsey’s nephew i thought it was like a young boy in love with an older woman, or is it still that??

Khristian Idica

They better run better run faster than his gun

mateo P

Tony collette would hate the anatomy of the neck

Kaylin Creason

I hate that this episode makes me want to see Madame Web

Arielle

🤣😂🤣 cats don't have corkscrew penises though, pigs and ducks do. Cats have backwards facing barbs on their penises. (Sometimes being an animal scientist means I get jettisoned out of media immersion for very niche reasons apparently 😂) ETA: and if I just kept listening Beth corrects herself, lmao

Caramelly

Yeah, I'm honestly lucky I have family in northern Germany and can take time off in the middle of the week to travel the 9 hours from Austria but having a show in Munich for example would have been a day trip for me...

Spasm Chasm

A great name for the 40K series would be "Daddeptus Militarum" Can't wait to listen

eatmygerms

Tony did NOT bet on Kelsey 😂

Sara J Labor

Yeah, I think Matt just went right ahead without even registering it.

A.G.E

Cinderella separate rice from ashes! It reminded me of that too. Salt and ashes could kind of look like salt and pepper, maybe?

Pedro Machado Figueira

Anthony is absolutely dedicated to show his campaign 2 players HOW to play the most fucked up teen possible

Bishibosh44

I wish my mom listened to D&Dads. Please tell her she kicks ass from the Daddies community.

ADoubleEgg

What the fuck kinda cats do beth have

Caleb Jay

What the dm doesn't remember is your leverage😂

Sleeth (GoonBlazer)

The separation of salt and pepper is a joke punishment in the food service industry, it used to be a joke to tell the new guys just like telling someone to go get blinker fluid for their car.

Sirensongs

I think Matt combined the legend of fae creatures having to count every grain of salt spilled in front of them with the diner table riddle (dump both salt and pepper into a pile -if you are not a dick to service workers said pile is on a plate and not just straight on the table- , set the shakers next to each other, then tell someone there is an easy way to separate them. When they get frustrated and give up, move the shakers apart)

Caz Flip Smith

we going to talk about how the gang is basically the teens from season 2...? no? ok

Peter Rice

I liked it when Dakota swallowed the ref

liam morin

i totally didnt clock that until the peach pit, so good

liam morin

will do haha, she actually introduced me to the show while they were like halfway through season 1. ive been hooked since

Ben Sokol

Came here to explain the salt and pepper. Good work.

Caz Flip Smith

I hadn't heard the newest Peach Pit ep yet. Just heard stay at home football player and billie holiday and went "wait whut...?" and had to backtrack to get them all :)

Laeticia

salt and pepper sounds new to me but there is the german original of Cinderella where she has to separate dried peas and lensils, so that works too I guess

Allison

I need a sticker of Trudy being held by mothman just like titanic

Emma_G04

For the salt and pepper thing, I don’t know a fable for it but I do know it was one of the first experiments we did in chemistry. To separate salt and pepper mix it all into water, get rid of the pepper from the water, and then you evaporate the water leaving the salt and pepper separate

Holland Engele

The "discombobulate" a la Robert Downey Jr. sent me lmaoo

LordofGarbage

Matt has me crying this episode 😂🤣😂🤣

Laurie Dawn

Some say that lining your windows and doorway with salt will keep out spirits because they have to stop and count all of the grains before they can enter, and it takes so long that they can never finish before the sun comes up and the spirits have to go back to the spirit realm. Not exactly the same thing but very similar and actually practiced by people who still believe those type of things.

Justthingstbh

It's very interesting that you can tell, which comedy media came out after the release of madame web

Hunter Dean

I wish during the fight after a big hit Matt told Dakota “the bell doesn’t dismiss you… I do” THEN BOOM KNOCKOUT!

Jamie

I heard Freddie singing “Trudy in the sky with Mothman” on my second listen and idk why but I’ve been laughing for a good ten minutes now..

Jamie

Those poor pigs!

Charleen Lamphere

I know the doubling rice story... not the salt and pepper 😆

Mia E

I know that in some Cinderella fables she has to pick up lentils from the ashes in order to go to the ball.

legly

"don't forget to use your survival points" omg anthony

Kuko Creations

There used to be a triangle-shaped restaurant in my city called Peter Pan (the front facade looked a bit like those pointy triangle cottages you see in wooded areas, but the back was a regular rectangle). It's been closed for the 11 years I've been living here, so Freddie/Tony is not wrong about them not doing well.

mandy

There is a triangle apartment building in the town where i live that cant keep tenants.

Kazin504

I recognize the fable from maybe elementary school? But I don't remember ><

Steve Pickwell

How they didn’t use Darkness On The Edge Of Town for this , I don’t know.

Tyler Cowell

Infinitely better than tyson vs paul

Amy Klaver

Uh-huh honey. I fucking lost it.

Vicki Lenoir

In a lot of fairy tales there are hero tasks of which the sorting is a common one. Separating grains, seeds, sand, etc. Usually this goes hand in hand with the wise animal owing favors to the gentle/ kind hero(ine). Another hero task in this type is the "herd or capture difficult animal" with another wise ajimL owing favors. This shows up in Grimm's and also slavic (trials set by baba yaga). I think even celtic and Greek mythology...

JoshuaFoughtJericho

Tony's desperation makes this episode for me he is begging a child to push him down the stairs and bribing him with a car amazing 10 out of 10 😂😂

LilacIris

The dice wanted Tony to die soooooo bad this episode hahahaha

Craig Beshears

Don’t know about the fable but the last trial to join my fraternity was a series of riddles and one of them was separating salt and pepper. It has a surprisingly easy solution!

Bele

OMG Will sounds like Jordan Peterson when he plays that boxing mafiosi lady 😂😂

Gabriel Becerra

Triangle building like a Weinerschnitzel

MEMORY REDACTED

Holy shit im on my relisten and the fucking little things that foreshadow what happens to Francis is insane

Emma Bell

Beth just described the porno I’ve been searching for my whole life

Jared Hadley

The intro of this episode sends me back to watching episodes of dragnet and adam-12 with my grandmother growing up!!! I love it so much y'all did a great job!

Marissa Y.

Matt's salt and pepper fable does actually sound so familiar to me, I wonder if it's a Mandela effect thing! (ETA: I grew up loosely Christian, Matt said somewhere it may be a Sunday school lesson)

Marissa Y.

Also, Will and Kelsey's bit of Kelsey chatting with the guy about his wife and the meatloaf is, in my opinion, an absolutely perfect joke setup.

GuppyPuppy3

If I had a nickel for every time, Anthony ACCIDENTALLY did perfect foreshadowing I would have two nickels… It’s not a lot, but it’s interesting that it happened twice

Mitochondria

It’s familiar to me too! It’s haunted me since the release of this episode lol

corundum liqueur

Francis with brunhilde as a weird pegleg 🤣

Mitochondria

The salt and pepper story still haunts me