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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 19 - Long Maze Journey Into Night (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-25 17:00:17
Edited:
2025-02-26 07:31:37
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2026-06
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Our heroes attempt an a-maze-ing escape from the Project Heartland Archives!

This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.

Check out Freddie and Matt's movie WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE in theaters nationwide March 7th!

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Max Lavallee

Yes 🙌. Boring work day just turned around.

Ian Park

Same. I just checked cause I needed something to listen to.

Collin Mason

I just want Matt to know that I'm listening while playing Avowed, which is amazing

Collin Mason

also I'm at work too, I hope you're proud

Jonathan Deans

Is it meant to have the same name as last episode?

Noah Fields

Methinks they forgot to change the title

Christopher Pete

What do you do for work and are they hiring?

Wihkipedia

MY SAVIORS HAVE ARRIVED AGAIN

Ashley Nicollette

Just a lil treat for you early birds! 😉 (It's been fixed now. 🤐)

Ashley Nicollette

Hah! NEVER - this was all part of our master plan. (It's been fixed now. 😅)

Matthew Morrissey

They were proud of the last episode, eh? In all seriousness, a dungeons and daddies drop is always the highlight of my day.

Smidazzle

Hell yea another episode drop

JustAnotherRQ

Close enough, welcome back dndads song covers

Squirt Whetstone

But Freddy, Matt. Will it be realeased in Canada??

Auro Eidolon

Trudy, no! Holding it in doesn't do anything!

Pamphleteer

Will is always out here making jokes for the English majors like me. I know it was Will who wrote the Howl spoof because it's SO specific lol

Arthur Williams

"It's the 50s, you wouldn't care!" Anthony is out here looking for cheeks!

Erik

h.I.gh Robot Starting Will Smith

Ryley Henry

Huge congrats to Matt and Freddie for their movie. That's awesome, fellas 💪 Edit: just watched the trailer. ASHLEY! So good!

Sunny K

For real, Will’s episode of Bitcherton was extremely good, so go check it out! Fans of Dropout will also eat up super well

Connor Kelly

As a plumber I appreciate Freddie

Rae

Dungeons and Daddies was mentioned on the “We’re Here To Help” Podcast from Monday.

CaptJB

Can confirm as a geologist, we would be immediately distracted by the rocks

Eddy B

"...one ring of a three ring circus..." ... "THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND." Perfection.

SynapticWyrm

Can we have bisexual Christmas marbles plushy?

Maia Woods

famous chappell roan song, epidernomicon

Bearonavirus

Freddie is not made for Peachyville Horror, man. These rolls are atrocious

Bearonavirus

I need fanart of Kelsey walking arms out like Gustavo

Golden_Grimm

I just love how the rest half was almost scooby doo like with the running

Abby Vedock

Freddie is so goddamn funny as Blake

Blu

not francis voice change when he’s talking to a woman

Anne Nation

Francis is channeling some elite Hermie rizz with the “you know you like me” 😭

Elise

Wednesday mornings (the time when the podcast drops in Australia) are always a treat! Loved the Howl reference to start the episode!

Priscilla

Okay, but also, if you haven’t listened to “Bitcherton” yet, I HIGHLY recommend it. Will was a great Ben Franklin

MoonkFeesh

I'm just going to pirate thw movie ngl

Sheriff Teddy

Adding Trudy to my blunt rotation

Caleb Crawford

Did Beth write the poem in the intro? It was great!! Also, this season is one of my favorites so far, loving the horror theme, it is firing on all cylinders, as your late friend Tony Collette would say, RIP.

Maddie

Esther did so well this episode with the added sounds

k0nami_kid

If I have any Minneapolis friends, I sent in a suggestion for the Riverview Theater and The Main Cinema for We're All Gonna Die, let's get a show in Minnesota!

WesKane

Turning trudy into goddamn kirby lol

Joe Oakley

Why did this intro remind me of spoken word Jim Morrison?

Bajaboy

Does anyone else cross their fingers every episode, hoping to be named at the credits? 😅

Robert Crisler

The big foot bopper singing chantily lace needs to be fully recorded

Steve Pickwell

Love you guys, but I think this is running too long, not sure Cthulhu can carry this many eps as a framework and there seems to be too much going on.

Octavia MacIsaac

Appreciating Anthony representing ASD with Francis. Let the social cues go unnoticed! 😂

Mary

daddy freddie telling me to join patreon for more content like im not already here lapping it up and fucking about to dig into my tax refund for the uncut versions 👅👅👅

Kaleb McStay

How to I watch the movie if I’m in New Zealand

Chase

My buddy teaches grade 3. He says Francis nailed the 8yr old mind. And they will tell you to fuck off for no reason.

UrdnotVick

I know it's not what will described it.. but all I'm picturing is the plane that belongs to Hermaeus Mora from Skyrim for the library

Keira Jade

Bisexual Christmas Marbles…

Simon Lucas

Hey, Freddy and Matt. If your dumb little movie doesn’t come to NC, I’m not gonna be very happy. You might even say that I’ll be very UN-happy. 😡 Consider this a warning. Screen the movie in NC or else. 🔪🔪🔪

RKMasylum

Is Freddy just doing a Ragnar impression, from the Red Rising series?

Brandon Curtis

At first the Blake voice irked me, then it was endearing, and now I find it fuckin’ hysterical every time Frediie opens his mouth 😂

Kakra Blurnsball

I wonder if they'll try other systems, I know Freddie has a little experience with a modified kids on bikes

Cain Morgan

Why am I in love with high Beth

Laura Chandler

When Freddy had the big brain idea of looking for the exit, I just immediately thought of the Page Master -- I LOVED that movie growing up! Not sure if he was thinking of that, but it made me smile

Kimberly Spirdione

Anthony's energy is absolutely wild this episode, I'm so obsessed

t-birthofsin

69th comment? veeeeeeery nice

aaron mcfarland

“Press ON I hope nobody press OFF………. because I’m a robot “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stephanie Clark

I am CRYING at the intro oh my fucking god. The delivery. The syntax.

Mel Mel

*I invented a rug!* I have yet to escape the intro. Been replaying this repeatedly

Tiny

Absolutely love the sibling dynamic between BB & Francis 10/10 that's how siblings are!!!!

Mel Mel

God this destroyed me today. Freddies 'lock the door Kelsie' made me snort at my desk.

Cristian Reyes

Any chance of getting the movie some where in west Florida?

Bearonavirus

Bc they called him bi-Marbles?

Tyler Horihan

Um no that's the scientific name for two different colored eyes, duh

Erik

I got called out in S1E40 and have been listening for my partner’s name to be called since then

Runnin' Ryden

“‘Owwww!’ I write.” -Anthony Reminds me of: “It reads: ‘It’s hidden in the Castle of auughhh.’ He must have died while carving it.” “Oh come on. If he was dying, he wouldn’t carve ‘auughhh,’ he’d just say it.”

Candelario -Candyman- Ramirez III

Was eating lunch at a restaurant when “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa came on the radio and I thought: “Hey it’s Paeden’s song from Dungeons and Daddies…oh wait.” Love you guys!

TheHegemonCaller

CRAZYYYY THEORY TIME WITH CALLER: What if another seed candidate is Kelsey's brother who is technically alive now. That'd be interesting considering he **is** a warrior in a manner of speaking

Madelyn

Any other Feds get triggered when Will said fork in the road?

Gwynivere Lu

BC he has “hetero”chromia?? I’ll see myself out

Gwynivere Lu

If there are any Albuquerque friends in here, or New Mexican friends, I’m recommending the Guild and Kimo to screen the movie, hope we can convince them to show it! 😁✨

SonOfABoofo

The entire help desk scene gave me Tim Burton vibes

Elizabeth Roberts

I panicked when feddy came on to say “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE”….. “the movie Matt and I made” I thought he knew something I didn’t

Mathew Reyes

I filled out the form to help get y’all’s movie into another theater, PLEASE COME TO CHICAGO

Mr. N. Hacksaw

"Turning a famous poem into a plot recap by the way of parody" sounds more like Will 's lane, I'd say? (I also have a vague memory of him mentioning Howl before in a Peach Pit or an episode.) Either way, it was a hilarious intro.

C Buff

If they all appear at the same time shouldn't a brian have been with them

C Buff

And same spot

Prizzdawg

And Brad Shmegan’s song!!

Prizzdawg

We got a Minnesota show! Not quite Minneapolis but close enough! Though, I can’t see it on the theater’s website yet..

Prizzdawg

“Emagine Willow Creek” in Plymouth. You can see it on the map that’s on their movie’s website too

SonOfABoofo

When Blake said “goo on my hands” I immediately thought of the song “there’s a platypus controlling me”

Shawn Bryan

Did Will pulled inspiration from The Pagemaster?

Kaiju Waifu

I stayed I. The monsters Inc world

Nozanuki

At 54:50 wouldn’t this be a failure for Francis?

Jakob Medlin

Oh. My. God. That poem… a single tear.

Andrew Duck

Hey, do we know when we’re getting an international release of “We’re all gonna die”. I’m in Australia and would very much like to watch it in a way that financially supports you guys.

Gregory Catullo

AAA the book for Blake! Pipe dreams would have been such a good hook! With a busted p-trap leaking on the front cover that was holographic! Appeal to the Little mouse brain!

TylerKiro

Fitting that a older boy tries to flirt with something/ someone they shouldn't flirt with. But when someone age appropriate is around they completely ignore them lol

Max Z

Where new episode ?

Max Z

Pissed off now

Whachamacallit

New episodes come once every two weeks. The recaps typically are looser with their release times

Elisabeth Sejbak

Important clarification: Would BB have called her case file “The Pee Trap: The Case of the Hamster” OR “The Pee Trap, colon, The Case of the Hamster”? I suggest that the latter title would be far more ripe for bowel-adjacent investigation, and that BB shouldn’t limit herself this early in her career — as we all know, track your excrement to sus out when something’s not right. 🕵🏽‍♀️

Louis Frohock

You get that it’s magical right

Max Z

Mildly autistic, so the inconsistent release time is maddening

Timothy Henderson Jr.

Free content: 4 men shit on a woman for not knowing how a ladder in a cartoon works Behind a paywall: 4 men ask a woman how tampons work

AaronDarkblade

Exact same thing I was thinking. I think he thought he was saying 20 out of 83

Jay the Crab Man

This has very quickly one of my favorite episodes of the season

Noah Fields

BBBROOOOooo you're totally on to something I like that theory a good job pal!

Nikki

Kunai with chain

Ashley Nicollette

Our episode schedule is new episodes air every other Tuesday at as close to 9am pacific time as possible! The only shifts would be announced at the end of an episode (end of season breaks, touring, holiday breaks, etc) and we cross post about breaks on our socials. But our mainline is pretty consistent meaning a new episode will be out today!

Matt M.

Just needed to drop into the void that I think, with this episode, Blake became fully realized and turned into Freddy's best-ever character. Freddy was pulling in-character moves on a Matt Arnold-level. Bravo!

Stephen Starzyk

I was wondering the same thing, haha. Rolled 83 and climb is 20, definitely a fail, but he easily climbs and grabs the book, lol. A tad confusing…maybe Will was being nice to Francis didn’t get attacked by four monsters.

KneCapGoGoJuice

I have a geology professor who went to the beach of D-day for his father‘s military reunion and genuinely did research on the surrounding rocks

sybillium4

Get over it and chill out

Gunnar Higgins

Anyone else having trouble getting this episode out of their downloads list? I’ve redownloaded and deleted this episode so many times and it just won’t go away

Manson Brien

Matthew missed the golden opportunity of saying “Hi up next” to Anthony in the intro

A. List

If you ever go to Philly, there's a restaurant that does only American colonial period dishes, and they offer a tofu dish along with an excerpt of the letter Ben Franklin wrote talking about tofu.

dickaxe

Shoutout to Beth coming in and saving Matt's uncomfortable book cherry joke 😂

Sofia Maz

Does anyone know when hole in the stars might get released on Spotify. Its actually a banging tune

Yari Cervas

re: the blank map … omg shout out to Beth’s unrecognized callback to reading rainbow “you could go ANYWHERE 🌈”

Skye the Bi

Matt: “Victory sweat. That’s what I call cum.”

Skye the Bi

When Francis is climbing the shelf his climb is 20 and Anthony rolled an 83 he should’ve failed

Daniel

I’ve been so patiently waiting for the credit song to drop on Spotify Please Maxton Waller I need to play it on repeat

zo perry

go to his bandcamp, pay what you want, download it to your phone and it will show up in “local files” on spotify :) it’s a bit of work but well worth it!!

Nolan

Will, brilliant Howl adaptation writing

Marissa Y.

The way they completely breezed over Will saying "book queef" during Kelsey's fact and I have not been able to stop thinking about it.

Ryan Frederick

matt/kelsey being fine seeing general gore but can't look at anyone throwing up is so relatable

Tammy Kardosh

Blake lively is my favorite Freddy character