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After a brutal Year 8 for Nadd Pod, The King's Man pays them a visit before they've even had a chance to rebuild. Will the Naddites survive?

Year 8 was a tough 365 days for the settlers of Nadd Pod. The Bone Pile numbers more than the tally of the living. Worse yet, even before we have a chance to rebuild and consider our next hunt, we were visited by The King's Man. Will the Naddites survive to live another year?

Once again, thanks to Sage for the wonderful art to track the progress of our stupid little civilization.

Below is the King's Man in all of his sinister hand armor glory. Beth was right. He does have a broccoli on top of a baby face.

And before you ask. I, Matthew Arnold, painter extraordinaire, broke the axe while playing. Will Campos was a good boy this episode.

Above is Christpool standing strong against The King's Man...

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Riles McDiles

Multiple Daddies drops same day?! 🤤

Collin Hoepf

What an awesome way to start the weekend drive home from work, love this miniseries!

Prizzdawg

Nah you’re spoiling me today 😛

Antlax

🦧

Tom Pence

"and they say the emporer doesn't give with both hands" what a big content day!

Morgan Deakin

Man we’re being fed today! That new drop Amanda and Anthony did? And now this! What a great day.

CaliCal

RAAAAHHHH KDM!!!!

CaliCal

THE FEED GIVETH ON THIS FINE DAY

Octavia MacIsaac

All the content for my upset tummy yay. Today gets better

Xyta Midnyte

AAAAH! I just finished relistening to the full series this morning. What a BEAUTIFULLY timed next episode. \o/ Thank you! <3

Gwynivere Lu

Bless, I have a huge pile of laundry to fold and now I don’t have to be alone with my thoughts :’) I 🩷 KDM

Emily L

I literally jump out of my slump every time I see 'Kingdom...' Appear on my Patreon notification 😂😂

Ellabobella

Sooooo is it just me or where’d the WOULD ep. 1 thing go? 👀

Stoopkid90

I can't find it either

withinmyself

You guys and your content, whadya think you are some sort of creators or someone

withinmyself

Kingdom dance monster? Is this like crypt of the necrodancer? Great game btw

Matthew Morse

The amount of times I’ve re-listened to season 1 just to not also be alone with my thoughts lol

Miriam_Why

What happened to the WOULD episode?? I was looking fwd to listening to it tonight!

J.S.

I’m guessing it was because there was a persistent echoing mic issue.

Cristin A Drake

I love this series so much! I would love to play this game someday xD ill have to find some friends willing to try it

Jefferus

Matt really is very good at painting capes

Susie P

The WOULD post is down so I just wanted to comment here that I care about WOULD and would enjoy hearing your takes on other games. If you did gf lists as well, however, I will be offended if you have the wrong opinion about Sera or Merrill

GhostBrod

Just saw this post and shouted GORM out loud at work

Quito Ollero

I laughed wayyyy too hard at the coup de grâce exchange when Will yelled at Matt “you fucking bumpkin!” 💀

Robert Romero Jr

The kingsman doesnt move back unless there are adjacent players which there were none. I call shenanigans.

Solaire

kingsman wasnt supposed to move and you didn’t have to do the tempo stuff every time you can choose 😐. fun moments but lame conclusions of the fight

Waywardscientist

You can hear how much this game costs in wills frustration

Andrew

Hell. Yes.

I hate Italians

Hey what happened to that Anthony/amanda fictional boyfriend thing

ManicPixie

“Freddie, just do what Matt says!” You just know that’s not the first time that’s been said 😂

Brandon Curtis

It really doesn’t sound like the damage the boss soaks is supposed to be reset at the beginning of each round

James B

It is my eternal torment that the loosey-goosey approach to the game is both extremely funny and criminally frustrating

Prizzdawg

Beth saying “that’s a new number” made me laugh really hard 😂

Octavia MacIsaac

"you two do this professionally for a living, you direct people" 😂😂😂

Frank

It is, the fight is built around someone eventually getting Kings Step and being able to cycle the Battle Pressures out of the deck at the top of each round

Batsy Boi

This was a fantastic episode

Wickedspades

Amazing episode..... chock full of silly shit

Órla

My surname is Scully. Very pleased to meet you, cousin Skull.

Octavia MacIsaac

That's why it's kingdom dad monster not death monster. It's the dad flair we've come to expect 😂

Kate The Great

I LOVE this series! But it's a crime against Matt's painting skills that there isn't video or pics to accompany this masterpiece!

Bettybits

Their FF Acapella made me lol

J.S.

You’re also supposed to have a built tank for this fight since The King’s Man has an exploitable ai loop and is also one of the more inaccurate monsters. With a decent shield (spend your action to ignore X hits) and a couple of evasion, you can trivialize a lot of the damage.

SmokusPocus

There actually are! In the episode description of each one, its my fav part lol

Garbage Game Night

Oh man. Nadpod really needed a net positive on this one and things definitely took a turn in the settlement phase lol.

Sam J.

This might be the best episode yet, holy shit. Abusing the AI loop was PEAK daddies content. I do wish we had had a little more time with Jeff Skull as the leader, but this was also the funniest way he could have died

BT Bishop

Matt's under-Frenching it but everyone else is over-Frenching it, it's "coo duh grass"

ShannyKrik

This was SOOOOOO funny. I had to stop everything just to laugh

Zakury Walters

Please read the kingsmans rules! 🤣 letting him dance while you don't do anything is actually built into the encounter! It's what you should do

ShannyKrik

Lol the amount of times I do this is astounding. But this episode was so funny I had to sit down and laugh

ShannyKrik

They lost 5 total people on this episode 🤣

Rebecca Nadis

This is one of few series I've ever watched or listened to where I laugh so hard it hurts.

Golden_Grimm

I love this episode so much! It had me dying of laughter during the loop

Garrett Durham

We’re in NADDPOD and making Austin powers references? I might be listening to the wrong post.

Chace

This series makes me so happy please make so many more!!

Will Anderson

Honestly, probably my favorite one yet. I think I cried twice laughing so hard.

Abby Normal

I can’t believe more characters died during the settlement phase than in the combat

ShannyKrik

I hate grub hub but I LOVE how Will crisply says “Crimsson Bow”

ShannyKrik

Ive never heard Anthony yell so much 🤣

Craig Gowland

I’d love an incarnation of Paeden Bennets to join the settlement.

Drake Duce

Hey, doesn't the settlement have a standing on murder? I thought they set their attitude on it in episode 2 and praise them like a hero?

Runnin' Ryden

Praising the murderer doesn’t carry forward. Each time a murder happens, a d10 is rolled to determine how the settlement reacts. They’ve been lucky in the past and got praising the murderer multiple times.

Zack Houser

During stun lock hell (iykyk), would 12 steps forward ever get the Kingsman in range of the players? During a long enough timeline eventually the last card you would flip would be coup de grace and then you would shuffle, and it would end up being the top card also. Unless I misunderstand how the monsters work. I think the monster would eventually attack if you played out infinite scenarios

Jonathan Deans

What happened to WOULD episode 1? It's been removed?

Matthew null

I know I’ve can’t find it either

JewBoy

This has been my favorite episode to date!!

Sin

As a big kingdom death nerd, this was the funniest fucking episode ever. Lmfaooooooo.

Matt Ori

They said they needed to fix some audio and will put it back up

AutumnFacts

Its also the most ive heard him laugh 🤣

Brask

I think Paeden would love it in Nadpod...for the 3 hours he'd survive

Brask

The base game is like $400. Not a typo, four and two zeros. If you have that kind of "F around" cash, go for it, or find some peeps that are willing to co-invest

Ace Hutson

I think the statue should be of boofo

Jasper Hulme

this episode came just when it was needed thank you and rip everyone

Levi Mock

The wildest shit I've ever listened to. 10/10. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Would listen to everyone die again. Also, best moment is a tie b/w Matt talking out how the Kingsman leave and Will screaming in anger over his last second death.

Mak

Boofo statue

Morgan Deakin

I love this series so much. Matt chuckling while trying to talk slays me.

BJ Higgins

Damn, guts rearranged and back blown out. Christpool is just having one heck of a time

Avilane

The evolution of the statement "This fucking game" has changed with every episode and it took 8 to get to crying hysterical laughter. 15/10 this might be my favorite episode, if only for that

Alex Pierce

I enjoy these episodes, but this game doesn't sound well balanced for mid-late game. I also hate games where you can do everything correct, but a single die roll makes the entire game meaningless. That's my hang up though.

Drake Duce

Right, I guess I just don't understand why the card has the line "if your settlement doesn't have a principal on murder, roll a 1d10"

Mordecai

I'm loving this series, favorite thing out right now! This episode had me laughing a ton 😂 couldn't be happier can't wait for more

Amelia (HolodeckQueen)

I am in TEARS trying not to laugh out loud at work when Will yells "NO, I almost made it a whole episode" send help

Runnin' Ryden

I’m not sure what line you are referring to. Nadpod doesn’t have something called a “Society Principle.” Each Society Principle (including having none) has its own results table for the d10 roll when a murder occurs. It just so happens that the “No Society Principle” table has results where the murderer is praised (and another murder will happen) or is killed.

Smo

Top 3 series fr

Alejandro E.

nevermind I listened 2 minutes later

Jeff Burns

These past couple episodes have been great for me Except what Freddy said at the end, pretending I didn’t hear that

jhenkle

Anthony how'd the shows go?

JoshKoshBagosh

I had to pull over my car from laughing so damn hard this whole episode. Holy shit this was fuckin gold

Poizin Miharu

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jordan Penn

Statue of Spoopy Pupper!

Katherine

Just FYI I'm now so deep into 40k lore, basically just because I needed to understand Matt's references.

Ashes

Orbson is really the matriarch of Nadpod. Poor orbson, forgotten but not gone.

Kelly Moran

“Turnn arounnd, sayy it againn” thank you Anthony.

MikeBellZombie

This is their best recorded episode!

Danny Baker

Election denial?! I thought we don’t do that here!

Robert Meyers

This is the best episode I’ve ever listened to

Thomas Outzen

This episode was so unhinged lol. The crew is losing it!

jawnster

Poontang and Poontang Pie are awesome cannabis stains in Colorado

Joshua Berain

This series is so good. You all have such great boardgame night energy. I ended up buying the digital version for $20 for all my friends.

Michael Arivett

Jeff in my head canon is just John Mulaney

ScoopyOopyPoopy

By far favorite episode somehow. Absolutely love when the players just refuse to play 🤣

Wes

So much fun, and also love the fountain pen shoutout!

Ewan Ea

Hey love the show! Rules were made to be broken! >:) But i Just wanna specify a few things (please don't hate me) I believe that the King's man's basic attack sais "Move & Attack". That would mean that he still moves equal to his movement (5) even if he cant hit, before he would step back (3) :) Also, I believe de crimson bow has "Cumbersome" Survivors must spend both movement and activation to activate Cumbersome gear. This is to prevent Survivors with more movement than the monster to just hit and run. :)

Taco Dragons

Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. This...was fucking funny, my dude.

Elizabeth Roberts

I like to listen while I paint and I was laughing so hard and so often I had to go do something else. love you guys💕

Elizabeth Roberts

This needs an answer ASAP! In fact, I want a whole ep dedicated to it

Runnin' Ryden

Will’s bad luck with his characters continues! Here’s a recap: Ep. 1 vs Lion - Daddy Mama, killed after being priority target Ep. 2 vs Gorm - Dr. Gess, survived but lost a leg Ep. 3 vs Antelope - Screaming Antelope Defeater, survived Ep. 4 vs Croc - Screaming Antelope Defeater, heart exploded after being 1 space too far away to attack, got trap card, broke miniature at feet Ep. 5 vs Butcher - Dr. Gess, killed after not using Survival points and unable to use Twilight Sword Ep. 6 vs Gorm - Sweet James, survived, got trap card, broke miniature’s arm off Ep. 7 vs Phoenix - Sweet James, survived but genitals were destroyed, missed all attacks, got trap card, later killed in duel with Hooded Knight Ep. 8 vs Marine - Grubhub, survived but needed lifetime reroll to live Ep. 9 vs King’s Man - Grubhub, survived, later murdered by Geoff Will’s stats: Characters Killed: 5 Showdowns Survived: 6 Trap Cards Pulled: 3 Miniatures Broken: 2

BusinessManRon

Because of you guys I now have the physical copy of this game. No regrets, very cool game.

Reece Page

i'm lost on this. Have listened to it back and still can't work it out.

Reverend Chatterbones

What would make my life is if Anthony swapped DM seats with Brian Murphy from NADDPOD (like a Trading Spouses episode) for a 1-3 shot with each group. I think after naming your camp NADDPOD you really have to meow. It would be my dream - my two favorite Dnd podcasts become ttrpg swingers. Freddy and Caldwell are doing some charity thing together right?

gilmobb

Literally my favorite series!!!! Best thing on Patreon

Matt

You discard all battle pressures when you have the kings step fighting art. The trigger on drawing one keeps happening

Tinyhumanbrain76

Cannot wait for another episode for… WILL’S MISFORTUNE! I mean Dungeon Dad Monster.

Will C

electoral college joke?

streetdreams

It's episodes like these when I remember Matt once said that most boardgames do combat better than DnD xD (to be fair I only know KDM from these episodes)

Kaylin Creason

Bonus: Ep. 9 vs. King’s Man - character named “Woke Campos” dies 🤣

Kaylin Creason

Love this. Also love the count of miniatures broken 🤣

Kaylin Creason

This is the most unhinged podcast. I love every episode.

Panda_Dork

Sorry but the running gag of will’s characters dying every session will never stop being funny 😂

Shoshitake Takeyani

I’m so sad Anthony’s character has the ded. Woke Campus was the best

Saxon Martinez

This was my favorite episode so far lol!!

Victor Uriarte

Actually my favorite episode so far lmao I cannot wait for more of KDM

SatinPistol

wandering back over to this series every other day in hopes of tge next episode i looove this shit, genuinely wish i could buy kdm now but alas its sold out and idk when itll next be back, if ever

Voivod

I thought I heard Matt say Geoff got Puss Traumatic stress after spooky pupper died and I will not be convinced otherwise..... Also the statue should absolutely be of them both mid-doing it, with that epitaph...

Nastashia Fernandez

when anthony started yelling about how this was unlistenable i literally doubled over laughing and nearly ruined something i was working on bc i couldn’t stop laughing

Louis Frohock

Definitely thought he was going to have the knight go all the way around the world and come back in two years

Ionic Pentameter

I loooovvvvvve this series. Just thought I'd mention it 'cause I listen to everything through the RSS feed, and there's no feedback there.

Jeremy

What a way to outsmart a board game! Bravo! 😂

MaxKCool

I knew there was no way they were doing that right lmao

Brian Brakefield

Catching up on these. Fucking amazing series! Gotta say, I think I'm following along with the rules okay (except these Affinities, but it doesn't sound like they come up much for the gang anyway), but in this episode I can't tell what the hell Tempo Tokens actually do. Matt keeps saying stuff like "hey, you're learning the dance," but but I'm most of the way through the episode and there haven't been any "if you have X or more tempo tokens..." Or anything. Hrmpf. Guess I'll keep listening

yaboihesh

I love this series 😂

XheanortXIII

Jeff should look like sans from undertale

Sydnie Schreiber

I've never laughed harder in this series 🤣

Alex Suciu

Matt would totally do it

yaboihesh

There all great episodes but this one is hilarious 😂

sybillium4

Monsters destroy terrain

sybillium4

Every time you attempt battle pressure, tempo tokens add to your roll on the table, +1 for each token. It's to help you get kings step even if you keep rolling poorly

Daniel Roberts

These have to be recorded at like 2am. This is deranged..... in a good way

Daniel Roberts

Listening to this and then reading up on proper kdm on reddit makes me wonder who is actually playing it the right way

Dag Swaniels

This kind of post is why I still visit comments sections! <3

Morgan Deakin

Listening to this again before I listen to episode 10 and I am just reminded of how much I love hearing Will or Anthony crash out over the game 😂

Robert Kitchen

Go to their online store and see if you can get a simulator key. You can play a kingdom death simulator on PC. Much cheaper, very good way to try it out before spending the big bucks. Last I checked the keys were out of stock but they sell them from time to time

Robert Kitchen

Affinities are bonuses for good gear allocation. You have a 3x3 equipment board where all your armor, weapons, trinkets, and some consumables lay. You can only bring 9 things. All that equipment has a little card showing the stats and some will have a little red/blue/green rectangle on one of the four edges of the card. If you lay two pieces of gear next to each other and connect those rectangles into squares you get one of that color affinity. Certain items grant bonuses based on what affinities you have. So this is a character customization thing that gives you goals by putting the "puzzle pieces" together in a way to make you more powerful.

Max Lavallee

Ok so I’m a little late to the party on this episode but I scrolled through all the comments and couldn’t believe it when no one mentioned Will having an almost perfect Seth Rogan laugh at around 15:48, I don’t know if I have broken humor but damn it had me rolling 🤣.

Mike Hawk

Matt trying real hard to keep the moral up on this one lol

David Resoluth

The greatest win of all time! 😎Making the Kingsman leave the dance floor then being afraid of the dark!🤣

Gabriel Ortega

Funniest episode so far 🤣 reminds me of the EAT and beat ass moments 🤣

Amy

Will shouting it's afraid, is absolutely hilarious!

Marissa Y.

Can someone PLEASE name their next character Coop D. Grace?

Shaun_qb

I was crying from laughing so hard at the end of this episode. I was driving, so it took a dangerous turn for me 😅😂

Bennett

What happened to the pictures of the minis?

Wulfgar

I've been wondering the same thing :(

Bennett

They are still up for me on a couple episodes, but most of them are gone.

James Eames

13:29 "Matt, let's not do the combat" And then they didn't

Diable Positif

Matt is right Coup de Grace in French would be said: Cou de Grass

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

I don’t know why they didn’t reroll cause they have care for the young or something

Wezeyman

I love this content so much you guys are just the best.

J Campy

"They're gonna attack any second better guard!" I was cackling. 😂

Igor Pelc

This episode pissed me off so much I was so looking forward to see what the king’s man drops