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After an action packed showdown with the Bisons, the ‘Screams tend to their wounded and confront their newly unmasked enemy…

This episode contains Violence, Gore, Profanity, and Sexual Content.

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Matthew Morrissey

Hell hath no fury like a son betrayed wielding a cursed karbiner 98k bolt action rifle.

Gwendolyn Hammer

Thank (secular) God I need a fucking break from reality today thank you Daddies

David Geimecke

Just finished it on 600x very funny, good one yall

Wet Ceiling Sign

“The furies are at home in the mirror; it is their address. Even the clearest water, if deep enough can drown.” At work right now. Just what I needed!!

Jacob Black

Omg that artwork for this episode is beautiful

Ryan Hoffmann

Flew to the store for the “Let’s Get this Butter” shirt. My friends’ eyes won’t know what hit ‘em.

Ashley Nicollette

Alex Moore really knocks it out of the park each time!

D20to1

Old school weighted blanket. You mean a quilt? All my family's quilts have weight to them. Most comfortable things to sleep under.

The letter H

I was waiting for Beth to say Trudy wanted the credit card so she could charge.

Halophyte

Doing math slightly faster than Freddie Wong is now the highlight of my resume

chaos staci

Not gonna lie I understood about 30% of the words in that British accent intro lmao

Tiny

Dude this artwork hello??? Also BB got kicked out of Girl Scouts girl what'd you do???

Addie Durrett

always love starting my day listening to francis yet again scoop out an eyeball

Maladapted

I'm so sorry Freddy. It's 7+1 in a 1911

C Buff

Fake title, they opened with an add

Bradley Barfoot

Oh daaaaaaamn. The exposition with backing music. 5 star stuff right there

Corey Cox

I just know that “the winter of our discount event” has the stench of Campos all over it. Whoever wrote that should be so proud of themselves.

k0nami_kid

Woo Francis!!!! Yet another banger by Anthony

TDub Miner

What a work of art y’all , the ending had me hooked yet again🙏

Black Metal Lenin

Man Will is incredible at getting into a role and playing it with all hes got. Ed gave me chills!

Jonathan Perez

Omg the end gave me chills with Ed and Francis

Bryn

Perfect intro 🤣

Palindromedar

I love Francis so much 😭 that boy needs a damn hug

Wet Ceiling Sign

Oh god that was a brutal ending. I love this show so much

PratchettWitch

As a British person that intro was bloody perfect, 10/10 no notes

Shane Murphy

You know you don't get alot of genuine Australian culture in podcasts but succulent Chinese meal gives me life.

Shane Murphy

Also I've never heard my name so much in a podcast

rosebramblewolf

As a Discworld fan I was waiting for him to say he was cutting his own throat.

Ko

S/o to Will for bringing the scary, spooky, unnerving energy. First with the rifle then again at the end. This is some amazing CoC content and I’m here for it. Great job y’all can’t wait til the next one!!

Mar

God Will playing Francis’s dad was amazing! Ya’ll are on fire ❤️

Bearonavirus

Freddie's insistence upon getting Blake healed is so funny to me, only just barely funnier than Beth's insistence upon Trudy trying to heal/love Marbles

Rose

A lot of things in this show have made me laugh but none got as easy a laugh as the "next to Greggs" in the intro 🤣

Caleb Crawford

Brutal ending, AMAZING. Absolutely loving this new season and the horror theme! Definitely my favorite season so far!!

Alex Suciu

I think Francis would scoop your eyes out 😂

Caleb Crawford

Question: a lot of this is about the horror of what is happening to your characters and the world around them. But how much do you as players lean into letting the horror change your characters and having them be a part of the horror themselves? Hats off to Anthony for the bold character choices like the one with his Dad at the end of this episode! Incredible.

Abby Amsel

My Ex-husband and his former best friend dressed as the main character from Boston Legal for Halloween one year.

lukekinn

"Hole in the Stars" feels like the ballad of Francis at this point

The Mechangelus Chronicle

Will calling out to make a sanity roll should have been the fade out or what Freddy interrupted Smdh.

FusRohNahSon

THAT'S that Will Campos energy!

OfficerDoofy13

Damn Season 3 ain’t holdin back. Good stuff yall!!

Corkboard Podcast Network

Holy shit I am loving how brutal this season is. Living for moments like Francis and his Dad.

PixelWall

I don't know what it was, but the ending comment of "You just gotta trust mommy and daddy! Everything will be fine!" while he was crawling on the floor for some reason really freaked me out. Good job!

ADoubleEgg

Jesus will. That fucking ending

fourwordsalluppercase

I've been saying for years that "mid-scene music sting guy" is my favorite Boston Legal character and at long last I feel vindicated

Hashtaggles

Did you guys land John Oliver for the intro?!?

PuppyCrusher

This was amazing. I love that it feels like Freddy is playing a completely different game.

~sihaya~

Will, that Boston Legal reference did not go unappreciated!

Beck

Freddie is NOT about to start a new character. He said “fix me NOW”

Daisy Terry

As a Brit with auditory processing issues it took most of the intro for me to realise it wasn't a real ad

Neve

Omg this episode, the end i dropped what i was doing and just staired into space for a minnet my god, i have no words. On i lighter note everytime they said 'a suculent chinesse meal' all i could think of is "what is the charge? eating a suculent chineese meal?"

Garrett Guard

Sad no added some Dr. Dog song title references- I saw the vision Beth.

Joe F

How crazy would it have been If the deal with Broom Hilda would have made Francis shoot his own father under the mask

Ryley Henry

Everyone was too busy Buzzing in the Light

Ryley Henry

Shout out to Dr. Dog. One of the best live performances out there.

Paul Te

Spoiler warning: While I loved the ending what Francis did has to be a sanity roll (1/1d8 at least)

Whisper

There is an image in my head I have of a younger Kelsey making a knitted robe with pockets with all her favorite books that she uses as a weighted blanket.

Smo

Man I forgot the daddies gang had that in them 😮‍💨

Casey Francis Alger

I may be reading into it but I definitely am getting a sort of parents that becomes so intrinsically perverted by misinformation that you can't love them anymore kind of story, which is so f'in PRIMO DADDIES

Rambling Rose

Anthony is fucking killing it this season!! 👏👏👏

Jed

That outro song really do be hitting after this episode

Marty Maetlauf

Anyone else think Francis is the doodler? Also the theme song is truly glorious, having synesthesia is fun with any music but boy the colors of this song are just special!!!!

Mason Weaver

The outro song is starting to make a ton of sense with Francis man

Bramblin’ Man

I hear they’re great, hope they come near my neck of the woods soon.

Bramblin’ Man

Yeah I think the good dice rolls might’ve got in the way of some drama there. But they got it back in the ending.

Ryley Henry

Unfortunately they don't tour anymore but have said they will do a few select shows here and there.

Wingoose

The intro. Chef kiss. British approved over here hehe. The outro. Shakes head,click in the puzzle. Love love love today's episode. So much,I'm listening to it again. Wooohooo

Joe F

👁️

Sara J Labor

I think she said specifically "the scouts" which would have been boy scouts in the fifties. So my headcanon is that BB did some cross-dressing until she was found out, and that's why she was kicked out.

Sidney

Dude! Will's acting!

Caramelly

welp, I shouldn't have read the comments while listening...

Juno

holy moses

Paul Te

Sorry I added a spoiler warning. I've been spoiled by comments under these posts before so I thought spoilers were fair game here.

Tommeh!

POWERFUL acting and Sharp thinking in this episode. You guys are still, to this day, getting better. Soooo excitttinngggg

Tommeh!

Shout out to you for going back and adding it though! You’re a good man Arthur Morgan

Say it

Anthony scared me this episode. I think if I ever meet him in the real world, I think I’d run away.

Maddi Day

My eddy started hitting around when Anthony brought out the ice cream scoop and Will’s acting genuinely scared me lmfao. Great episode.

Patrick

ANTHONYS UNDERRATED, UNNOTICED METAMORPHOSIS REFERENCE WHEN GREGOR WALKED IS FOREVER THE BEST JOKE MADE ON THD POD!!!

Bearonavirus

Eh just remember he's RPing. Anthony as himself seems chill enough to hang around with

Bearonavirus

Well the reveal of one of the bison being Frank's dad was made more or less on the spot. He was always going to be a bison but Will thought revealing at that moment would be better than holding out, so while it's possible it would always be his father is possible, there's also the possibility it wouldn't have been

Say it

Yes but it was in his dark mind to come up with ice cream scooping the fathers eyeballs

LilacIris

Cheese and rice!!!! Can't wait for more!

Bassbone98

All I can say is holy fucking shit

mongoose

BOSTON LEGAL REFERENCE LETS GOOOO

Will C

Maybe that dark place exists in all of us, we just need to break down enough

Will C

DAYUM 🍨👁️👄👁️

Say it

Of course we all have dark places but to exercise it in any form of media it can make other people uncomfortable. That discomfort in ourselves leads to fear and the fear turns to hate and hate leads to the dark side

Say it

Also I’d like to add I was being hyperbolic in my original statement. If Anthony ever came to my house in bumbelfuck Connecticut he is welcome to sleep on my couch. I’ll just remove my ice cream scooper.

Mordecai Alterman

Why isn't there a ice cream scooper merch, I want it

Mordecai Alterman

I want the little blood splotches with some slimy eye residue to scoop out my vanilla ice cream while listening to the next Kingdom Dad Monster episode where someone fucking dies

Lazaretto

Loving this series, Will's been a great DM and everyone's characters are peak 🔥

Shawn Edmond

That last scene was PEAK. Loved where Anthony’s character went. Will fucking killed it voicing Francis’ dad. I’ve got chills, man.🥶

Emma C

Please get We're All Gonna Die into UK cinemas! I already contacted my local independent ✌🏻

Jakob Medlin

How did will, without visual representation, make me tear up at work? I love you people.

Eren Eccles

Anthony Burch has once made person vomit and now one William campos also has the honor of doing so. Not because of the gore but the emotion.

Yo Ho Ho

Me laying in my bed frame less bed sitting in the corner of my room while listening to this

Schafer Gray

Holy shit that ending sent chills up my spine.

Trevisty

The art for this Francis and Hilda is so clean can I please commission this person for a picture

Cain Morgan

Is anyone else just dying to meet Blake livelys butler

Jack Venegas

Literally unlistenable after that intro… Greggs didn’t go nationwide until the 1970s! 😉

Matt Bond

Did … did Francis just become the main character 🤣

Ranger Bradley

That deepcut in the beginning about Boston Legal was aimed at me, fucking love that show!

Morgan D

Jesus, Anthony's decision making is great but boy does he have issues 🤣

Brendan Henriques

So small theory, I don't remember what year mountain of dadness is set in. But if it set after this series. I feel with Francis going so dark this Episode (which was awesome). Do you think they are setting up that Francis could end up turning into the Doodler. Not sure if that's possible but would be sick for the end game.

Shoshitake Takeyani

I didn’t expect this episode to be so dark but I love it

Ethan

I love how overly complicated Freddie made doing the math problem in his head instead of just doing 43x10 and 43x7 and then adding those together

Stambeezie

He hit him with the succulent Chinese meal I died

King ETL

That ending was amazing

DqsBernard

20 episodes in and no one's has made a single Weird al Albuquerque reference. Shame.

Palindromedar

Probably... Still worth it tho 😅

Sophia

Will the role playing as Ed… *chefs kiss😙👌*

Khaos Crowe

😂 🤣 Freddy.. Me to bro.. "I thought I was dead, then I had to do a hard math problem, now I'm here!" life in a nutshell 😂 🤣

Cody

Zookeeper here, Very large Zoos often have vet staff that usually only stays during the day unless there are critical cases/ specifically timed medications & fluid monitoring. Very often, with smaller zoos, they actually employ local veterinarians that already have experience with hoofstock and exotic animals. They work alongside them for procedures and decision making.

Aidan Williams

Anthony is on his dark urge playthrough😂

Nathaniel Shelton

Will’s performance as Francis’s dad is heart breaking in those last minutes. So good!

dickaxe

If Dr. Dog is a cat clinician, is Dr.Man an OB/GYN?

James Ian Worrall

“You already shot him in the leg and now he has a bullet in the other leg” *cue Ace Ventura meme*

MuteMouse

Not Will taking credit for dr.dog when it was Beth’s idea 😭

Sam

Shout out to diner's club lol

Finn Nope

WILL CAMPOS you have earned my heart for referencing Boston Legal, I once went as Denny Crane for Halloween, bless you

Alexa Carera

not Freddie Wong saying my whole legal name in the outro!! clearly never thought that would happen lol

Cypher Phoenix

Just so you know Anthony, tying a helmet to the car prevents whiplash, it's used in professional racing and is known as a HANs Device. Heand and Neck device 👍 love ye though ❤️❤️

Neddea

I might be already a bit late to the party, but if I recall correctly Mountain of Dadness happens during the 1920's, doesn't it? Then it wouldn't be possible, but the idea is very interesting!