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[The Peach Pit] S3 Ep. 23 - Paths of Gory (Patreon)

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2025-04-29 22:00:30
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2025-07-12 22:14:03
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The Dad Crew sits down to talk about the latest episode of The Peachyville Horror!

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Joshua Patterson

Hi, today I received a sticker that says number 1 dad. I love your show and thank you so much. I wish to make sure that Freddie has heard about the fact some Italian scientists froze light because he seems like a big science guy and it’s really neat. Have a good day.

Daniel P

Remix Edition Pt. 5

☆Spaceclutz☆

Will i gotta cancel my subscription after this. NOT listening to this peach UNpit. If i wanted a remix i would have gone somewhere else /s /j

withinmyself

I love eqilubrium . . equalebriam equolubrum? Equilibriam. Fuck my life

Shane Murphy

Don't listen to the haters Will, this is the brain that birthed Rocks Rock

Ace Hutson

I never watched equilibrium

Jinxster99

It wouldn't be The Peach Pit without 15 minutes of exposition on a 20 yr old movie💕

Gurpgork Baksheesh

You hear how the bard beat the gelatinous cube? They cast viscous mockery.

Casey Dargan

If there’s not a Garfield sonic comic section of this joke book, I’m burning it.

Jared Hadley

The disappointment in my soul at the remix and the instant restoration with the perfect DuN Dunnan Dun DunDunduNnn

DjTravioli

I want it to be Pierrebatista Pizzaballa. Cause pope pizza dance brings me joy.

Bryerlee Perry

I always love the show after the show. But today I really needed the daddies to make me laugh today. Thank you, Matt Beth Will Anthony and Freddie.

Juve

They did in fact do a dual release for Sonic and Garfield games.

War-Cry

Truly unhinged Peach Pit this week.

Rob Gibbons

Is that how you know you’re in a dystopia? No pillows?

Maladapted

This episode made me miss story break

Maladapted

I'd buy this joke book

SnorlaxthePanda

The joke book will go so hard! I feel like Will has already written half of this book with his Laffy Taffy jokes from season 2.

Snap

Please do a MBIC commentary of Equilibrium

Stephen

Bruh, finding out you were in sophomore year in 2002, made me realise just how much older you are than me. 💀

Tiny

I will forever be sad about Big Shane Silva I also thought Francis might get arrested by him or turn himself in at least like they said but god dammit Matt and his roll :')

withinmyself

I was painfully made aware that I'm older than all of you

withinmyself

I'm gonna rewatch equivoque, equal, everyday, equalibbriam, and post a review

Gabriella Pilarski

How many players does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter they all have darkvision

rosebramblewolf

Is it weird that I've never heard of this movie? During the episode I assumed they were referencing and anime I hadn't seen.

Matthew Arroyo

"The vacancy of the papacy" is fucking GOLD🤣🤣🤣

Miles Mitchell 🏳️‍⚧️

This peach pit ep made me miss Storybreak so much!! PLEASE give us Looper Meets Dead Poets Society and (of course) Garfield and Sonic. These ideas need to be brought further into the world…

Tannictor

LoL I was just telling my mom today I was craving sourkreaut brats and mustard

Rob Wes

Can confirm Ester cooked

Astrid v G

I would buy that joke book!

MoxalMox

So, I had 2 pretty gnarly mental health breaks. And for me, suicide ideation, turned to me trying to convince my wife to turn around for a list of reasons that would make their life better. So in my eyes, Francis having found a reason that would be good for others, hits very close to home.

Garrett Guard

Please please please do a joke book

Kai

Just so yall in the podcast know. Anthony said the only thing keeping him from killing himself in real life. Was the thought that it would disappoint the people around him. Yall brushed over it. Mybe you already know knew that idk.. but mybe go check on your dude and get him help

DungeonBrat

Brb on my way to write a Garfield x Sonic friends to lovers buddycop fanfic, 20k, one chapter, will make you cry

DungeonBrat

For me, for a long time, it was “but who will take care of my cat and dog?” And it later became “I need to see every moment of my son’s life”. And I haven’t struggled with the ideation in a few years, now. Starting with “I’ll do it for them” often BECOMES “I’ll do it for me”, and that’s okay 💕

DungeonBrat

I think Anthony has always been pretty transparent shut his struggles mentally and emotionally, I’m sure they’re aware. But it’s also okay if someone is fighting suicide using their loved one’s feelings, you know? For me, for a long time, it was “but who will take care of my cat and dog?” And it later became “I need to see every moment of my son’s life”. And I haven’t struggled with the ideation in a few years, now. Many times “I’ll do it for them” later BECOMES “I’ll do it for me”, you now?

Alfie Blakey

Matt you off to the Leeds parade on Monday 5th ?

Charlie

Umm excuse me. Dungeons and daddies sourcebook? My pants have become uncomfortably tight for some reason

Trickonometry

What was that essay on Sisyphus just changing which boulder he’s pushing that Will mentioned? The Google machine isn’t finding it for me. Lol

Claire Wilson

You did not make enough noise for Anthony's "Dad went out for jokes" line. I cracked up at that and none of you even chuckled.

Noelle Bartley

Commenting on the Garrison Keillor reference! Between him and the Simpsons, shaped my sense of humor!!

Wes

If you guys put up a preorder for a possible future joke book, I’d throw money at that immediately no questions asked

Khaos Crowe

Damn Will.. People really hating your intro.. It wasn't great.. At all.. But I 100% believe it sounded better in your head..

Khaos Crowe

I'm already putting it in the budget!

Teh Birb

i’m absolutely NEED to know what movie was made better by Equilibrium but you still didn’t like. trying to guess based on movies out rn and i’m drawing blanks

Paul Litch

Dungeons and Daddies D&D Joke Book!!! Yes please! 🤘

Paul Litch

Make Matt Mercer write the intro! 🤣

ADoubleEgg

I thought we all agreed the Linkin park dj thing was a bad idea

Nerdsome Noel

D&Daddies Joke Book!!! Give it to us please!!

ScoopyOopyPoopy

This has got to be one of the funniest talking dads episode ever

polyglottal cracker

Just as a heads up, if you do go through with the book (and you damn well should), I'd double-check to make sure any joke you come up with wasn't already posted in r/dnddadjokes, to avoid any potential claims of joke theft

HD

My father killed himself when I was 9. I think I'll probably suffer lifelong depression for it, but on the flip side he was abusive and unstable so maybe I am safer without him in my life. I super relate to Anthony's comment about a good reason not to commit suicide is how it will affect others. I feel fortunate, almost suicide resilient because of that lesson learned. And to Beth's comment about fundamentally disagreeing on whether or not life is worth living, well, this is our burden. To make our minds and our physical spaces habitable. I wish all the good luck in the world who struggle on this path. Find kindness in yourself, for yourself.

ShannyKrik

PLEASE WRITE THIS BOOK I WILL BUY IMMEDIATELY

LC Corum

please write the joke book thanks

Alexander Vazquez

We better get a joke book. You definitely need an anti joke section for the DM for giving bad news to the player. The joke would be the failure of the player.

Nicole Sandor

I don't know how serious you guys are about the joke book, but I think that I speak for the majority of us when I say we will 100% buy it if you make it! You should have a section with fan submitted jokes too :)

Matthew Arnold

Ill be marching around my place in celebration! But still holding out for the league title this saturday!

Patrick Morris

I don't know if anyone else has said it, but Sonic x Garfield sounds like a good bonus story break episode 🤔

Jon Lee Andrade

Y'all just gotta let Will cook with these intros 😂♥️

Ko

I 100% agree with Anthony about the Cena X Rhodes match at WM41. It was so awful and truly a disappointment. I haven’t finished this epi yet so idk if he says what matches were dope but the Rhea/Bianca/Iyo match was soooo good.

UrsaMajor_Issue

Please for the love of god make the joke book 😂

Craig Beshears

I lost my cool at “porn setting” 😂😂😂

Creekie05

Isn’t there a book out there that said that Francis is the last pope?

Creekie05

I need more of this film break down of “ the equilibrium of the dead poets”

withinmyself

Can this show just turn into an equilibrium talk show

meanoldmartin

Would love an MBIC of Anthony’s stand up!!

withinmyself

After rewatching equilibrium, I rewatched the matrix. Equalebriam came out 3 years after. Matrix doesn't just hold up, it's still one of the best movies ever made. I highly suggest rewatching this masterpiece.

FusRohNahSon

literally upping my tier as a patreon in agreement with the jokebook

trippykitty

i would PROUDLY display a dungeons&daddies jokebook in my home

Joe F

Lots of opportunities for dragon my nuts jokes. Do it guys!

Leo Hall

okay, so... I want to say... wow my favorite ep of Season 3 so far just amazing

Bex Boster

As someone who has lost people to suicide I just heard this recently which is helpful. Not to take away from the people who are struggling with suicidal ideation, But for those of us who have to live afterwards... "The will to save a life, is not the power to stop a death."

Addie Durrett

just want to say y’all could not have handled the topic of suicide better. this last episode was the first one where i found myself having to take a step away- not because it was triggering, but because it was just so raw and honest. as someone who has struggled with suicide in the past, thank you so much for handling that topic with the grace and maturity of people who love their fan base

SuperNerd Che

Dddduuuuuudddddeeee!!!! This joke/riddle/source book would be dope as fuck!

Reverend Chatterbones

So a vampire, a cleric, and a druid walk into a bar. The druid orders herbal tea but when it comes to the cleric they look conflicted. Cleric: “Do you have any drinks for mourning? My whole religious order was massacred and I’m the only one left to remember them by” Bartender gets the Cleric a whiskey and then looks at the vampire. Vampire: “Oh I couldn’t possibly”

Bex Boster

I would buy this joke book so fast

Bex Boster

But it has to be on cheap scratchy shitty paperback paper. I wanted to be like the joke book that I got middle school where you could feel the texture of the page

Bex Boster

Omg a reverse book! I never see those anymore! I used to fucking love a reverse book. Oh my God I choose your own adventure! It's sad these are a dying art

Samantha Choi

The kind where the edges are a dark yellow and the spine cracks a bit every time you open it and the paperback cover has corners that have broken off because of how brittle it is 😩😩😩

Kaiddance

lol I said Mac and Cheese at the same time! <<< Not a bachelor. <<< Has never tried sauerkraut.

Kaiddance

Omg, I thought I was the only person secretly curious of one of my books would end up in a goodwill. 😂🤣🤣 I feel weirdly validated now.

Kaiddance

One of my favorite literary crossovers of all time was Star Trek: TNG x X-Men. It was such a weird book but it never ceases to amuse me.

Michael G. Masukawa

Bravo to the whole crew: this was a banger of an episode! I love how you unleashed the wild chaos of the Daddies cast while also keeping the dramatic tension and poetic justice of the narrative. I had trouble keeping my car straight because I kept cracking up from the the one-liners and goofs. Esther did a great job with the esiting and Big Shane riffs too. You guys are the best 😂.

Erin

My guess is that they check in with Anthony about his depression off the podcast

unlucky dicelings

I love this show so much. I feel like this touched on the truly important subject of suicide, but you also were able to make me laugh. I also absolutely agree with Anthony on the letdown that was Cena vs Rhodes at Wrestlemania. I did love that it was Joe Hendry who came out to be RKO'd though, so I gotta know, does Anthony believe in Joe Hendry?

Lauren Swan

I had a joke book that was shaped like a money bag for some reason - a joke book shaped like a d20?

Kurt Saling

I'm not sure how this would work but it'd be really funny if the cast from Hey Riddle Riddle added a chapter or couple riddles for the joke book

The Crow Witch

That was a heavy bomb dropping when Anthony said he and Beth have past suicide attempts. Really happy you're both in this world.

Alex

The John Wick movies still rule no matter how much shade you try to inadvertently throw at it, Matt.

Jambo

Please do a new story break episode of an Garfield, Sonic crossover

Hey kid, immacomputer

Anybody familiar with the prophecy of the popes? The last Pope before the "end times" was named as Peter the Roman. And now Peitro is the current top choice and he's from Italy. Lol

Allen

Please please please have a sit down movie night of equilibrium on the patron right now!

Joshua Burnett

I would definitely buy that joke book!

Byl

Ummmm... you already have over 5 jokes. All of Beth's dad facts bangers. Also, is there a pre-order process for the joke book?

John Ring

PSA: there is a cardinal in the running literally named Pizzaballa. Pope Pizzaballa. 🤌

Kelsey Reyer

Maybe Anthony's stand up could be part of Dropout presents 🤔

David Resoluth

Reading Dungeons & Daddies jokes from a book, out of context, would somehow make them even funnier! 😂

Pedro Machado Figueira

The "Pony Manure" and "Sysyphus changing boulders" were seriously good life advice. Not the kind of thing you would expect from an Equilibrium fan-cast

Stephen Starzyk

Omg. LOVE the talk about Equilibrium! I remember seeing that on the bottom shelf at a Blockbuster (one copy), reading the back and taking it to my friends, and it crushed. Love that movie. Been looking for that “bottom shelf” gem ever since and nothing stacks up.

teethofcats

I love that the first 17 minutes of this was talking about the Pope and Equilibrium. I'm in so deep I don't even care at this point lol

teethofcats

My dads "showing off the sound system" movie was always Master and Commander.

Noah Kinsley

Can see the robo cop Shane Silva arc coming where Francis has to set aside his trauma to not kill Shane

Cody Moriah

Tenth comment asking you begging you PLEASE make the joke book!! I will buy multiple copies as I have multiple people in my life (including me) who need it Eta: Matt is actually onto something with skinny characters looking alike. There's so much possible variety you can do with character silhouettes, and as a fat person, it gets boring when I rarely see my body type used in any way, let alone a creative or fun way!

skettibiscuit

I would also very very much appreciate a daddies joke book omfg

Laeticia

great episode for someone who hasnt watched, nor heard of "Equilibrium" /hj

Jimmy Place

Christopher Nolan watched Equilibrium and knew that Christian Bale was perfect for Batman.

Emily Fluty

I *will* purchase the joke book when you release it

Shannon

I would love that joke book. “Bard jokes are easy” is a bard joke lol.

Charleen Lamphere

As someone who owns 6 ponies, I can say that quote is accurate 😂

Elysia Rohn

THE SONIC X GARFIELD FANFIC SHOULD BE CALLED THE FAST AND THE FURRIEST

Daniel Christensen

Ultra violet is pretty bad, but I think Battlefield Earth is the king of awesomely awful movies

Oof

A dungeon and daddies dad joke book would make so much sense! One thing you can do is write a joke then have a. - Darryl Wilson. Not everyday is like Christmas but when I play my guitar it's a present - Glen Close Pretend it's one he would do!

Oof

If you really want you can make it a fan book about the podcast with some images in it. Although you guys could totally make that it's own thing

Dru Dragontamer

I would buy the dad joke book in a heartbeat 🥰

Andrew Zalesak

I'm glad I'm not the only one who'd never heard of it despite Freddie comparing it to Star Wars in popularity 😅

Skye the Bi

I was gonna say I’m really glad that Anthony and Beth were the ones most closely connected to Francis’ suicide attempt. I feel like most people who haven’t experienced suicidal ideation end up saying the wrong thing, and like that’s possible for people with experience as well but I think they’re less likely to say something offensive. Most people don’t understand suicide and why someone would choose it. Once you do understand it you can have more meaningful discourse about it.

Skye the Bi

I’m not sure if Will, Freddie, or Matt have similar experiences and I don’t want to discount times when they too may have felt like this. But I guess I trust Anthony and Beth to talk about this more because I’ve heard them talk a bit about their own experiences. If it were any of the others I would’ve been unsure and uneasy.

Angie

I need you guys to know that when I heard that knock knock joke I paused the pod to write it down in my DM google doc

Taylor Opolka

I’m eating chili Mac as we speak I’m floored, justice for Freddie this shit is gas

Marissa Y.

You could do the source book and have the jokes in little bubbles on the side - like those old VH1 pop up videos. It could fluff up the source book, too!

shantastic

im almost 40 and I haven't seen Equilibrium and what the fuck is this movie

Juan Nieto

Mexican food has good breakfasts. WILL! Take it away 👉🏼😎👉🏼

tyler walton

I just realized from your responses to a listener question, there's probably so many pokemon cards just sitting in little kids time capsules from 20 years ago!

Ash

the joke book is such a fun idea, i miss those!!

Cody Moriah

I'd forgotten about this teen talk until now - post pledging to the source book - and now I am even more excited. Please tell me you all put some of these ideas into it, it's so ridiculous and charming

Cody Moriah

I was made surprisingly aware of how similar my humor level is to people 10+ years older than me

Ellamae

I love when they talk about themselves more and then the episode haha

asillygoose

Re-Listening to this after their sourcebook just finished its launch. Where’s the joke book Matt?

mk9beatz

57:58 Damn a little bit of Dale came out there Matt 🤣 a whole year before