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People are patched up and a plan is patched together.

This episode contains Violence, Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicide.

Info and tickets for Beth's solo show "Beth Wants the D":

Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/beth-wants-d Hollywood Fringe: www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/11775?tab=tickets

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Ben

Big Shane SILVAAAAAAA

Kim

Wuhuuuuu

Daniel P

A song opener! I love it!

BHinds527

Babe wake up, daddy dropped another banger

Erik

Amazing opening!

Quida Davis

The BEST INTRO SONG to date!!!

Ralph

Christ I hope this episode is better than the intro. Getting a little self-indulgent 🤷🏽‍♂️

Smidazzle

Crazy opening it’s so good

Sean Skuce

So happy they used Big Shane Silva as the opening

k0nami_kid

STOP the opening is sooooo good 😭😭😭😭

Brittany Rohr

Fun fact Missouri likes to name towns after different places cuz were all in misery 🥲😅

Garrett Durham

This whole padcast is self-indulgent. They’re just having fun?

Alyssa

THIS IS MY FAVORITE INTRO EVER

Alyssa

Incorrect, watch a Western movie from the John Wayne era

Chris Melton

The opening needs to be on Spotify!! Please upload or let us download it! It's so good!

Raju

The intro is SOO GOOODD 🔥

Mitochondria

If they didn’t do big Shane Sylva as the opening I don’t know what I would have done

A Kitty Cat

As someone from the Saratoga area, hearing random references to Saratoga water is still such a weird thing to me.

zo perry

god forbid we enjoy a joke and they put out quality content for us 🤷🏼 literally best joke from last ep and it recapped the episode perfectly. not sure what else yall want from them 😵‍💫

D20to1

Best joke turned into an intro ever for this series. I loved it.

Clay Teem

Best intro I’ve heard since this show began. RIP Big Shane Silva.

Jon Dobor

Masterpiece of an intro

Aurora Fae

big shane silva memorialized in the sickest tune ever released

Wizard Skringus

this is the best intro yall have ever done, easily

Leo Hall

Not feeding a joke but it like actually, Feels like season one for some reason lol

Wizard Skringus

Anthony's "menopause" joke at the beginning during recaps didn't get a big enough laugh

Lav

Really really REALLY love the vibes these past few episodes , honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever listened to

Silent H

there’s also a town called Florida in Massachusetts

Jack Atkinson

Best intro of the whole series lmao. Also milton really IS the Shinji of dungeons and daddies

Zilla

best cold open to date😭🙏

Noah Fields

You can unsubscribe at any time

Jay

I need the pictures lmao

InvisHandd

Big Shane Silvaaaaa - loves this new season

Alex Johnson

Can we PLEASE get a spaghetti western style poster for Big Shane Silva??

Artufex

I think Kelsey Grammar became my favorite character in all of DnDads with this episode. She's so delightfully awful

InvisHandd

I love the concept that the myth of witches was just men utterly baffled with meal prep.

Ryley Henry

My favorite intro so far 💪 awesome!

Ryley Henry

Reddit will provide for us 😅

Mars

Intro on this one is so good

Sunny K

Going to refer to this as the “occult blood episode” from now on

Lauren

Fav intro of the season. Right in front of cars cars cars

Caitlyn MacLeon

Great opening song! This episode felt so short though. Looking forward to the next one!

BJ Higgins

I kinda want next episodes intro to be “do you want to build a snowman “ with the scarecrow construction

Khylam

“Must be jelly cus jam don’t shake like that” I’m gonna get this tattooed on my forehead

Neil Kamphaus

The more I hear about the doll maker the more I’m reminded of the moon presence from bloodborne. Was it the inspiration for this monster?

Alb the Builder

Holy shit the infinite verse intro ghagagaga like a boy named sue mixed with fievel hahahahah

Zack Bochman

I think Big Shane needs to make an appearance in Kingdom Dad Monster.

Eddy B

Only on the intro and dying of lols already! Haaaah

Jared Hadley

Oh my God I love the intro so much so good I need more Big Shane in my life! ❤️

Alfie Blakey

What’s it feel like being champions Matt

TyGamer63

This has by far, the best intro yet in my opinion

Ethan

Someone needs to tell Will that they should be doing luck recovery rolls to get some luck back

withinmyself

Matt's coming in with the same energy I have when I start playing Fallout for the first time in a month

withinmyself

I was like man, this is gonna be gre-, the new GTA VI trailer dropped?????? And, let me tell you, I hope we all survive until this "game" is released. What. The. Fuck.

Hez

BANGER INTRO HOLY SHIT

UrsaMajor_Issue

“That’s right. Ya did.” DAMN okay will 😂

Oliver Fulayter

ANTHONY COMING IN HOT WITH THE RUPAUL REFERENCE AT THE END 😭 😂 Someone get this man a Peanut Butter Sammich (not wet)

Nayfo

Best intro hands down

Belmin Causevic

The intro is a vibe. Keep Up Killing It!

The Dude

Big shaaane 🎶

mocco

“make it hard to shoot yourself with it” gagged me so hard i dropped and broke a mug

here to suffer

This is my first time seeing Blake and he didn't look anything like I thought he would

JebKush

you know it's a good episode when maxton waller releases a new song on bandcamp

JebKush

also i love that Tony continues to haunt the narrative in the dumbest ways

Kimberly

Will did really really well without his notes!! This was such a fun episode lol

MarsK00

Please make the cat poster with cartoon versions of everyone's real life cats!

Cinderhella

Sry can’t listen to the ep bc I keep rewinding to listen to Big Shane

Cinderhella

Omg I’m now reading it’s released on BC

AkoSiJosh

That into is effin good!

Prizzdawg

Why did I wait all day to listen to the episode?! I could’ve heard Big Shane Silva 11 hours ago 😭

Daniel B

No notes, no laptops, excellent episode.

Hashtaggles

That intro make me wanna hit the Splonkiest Honkie you’ve ever seen

J.K.Migraine

yall, i just noticed that Tony was replaced by Blake in the header :( he will be missed

Cody

Great episode!

BiPositif

Can you release big Shane Silva on Spotify?

Andrea Pakula

One note as a German speaker: Herr is pronounced like "hair", not "heir." Otherwise the German accent is pretty good!

Bjørn W Westblad

Is it just me, or is it now a running joke that they say "marm" instead of "mom"? Or is there some English/American thing here I don't get? 🤔😁

Nico Anthony

What is the original song the intro is based off?

bellicorn1

Best intro omg, please release so i can add it to my playlist

Aidan

Schoolmarm is a term that was used (maybe more places but at least) in North America in the 1800s and early 1900s as a schoolteacher/caretaker

Bjørn W Westblad

Excellent! Thank you very much, Aidan. Always interesting to pick up nuggets like that from time to time.

Elisabeth Sejbak

@Will Campos, very important, completely unrelated to the episode: Have you watched the show You and did you get a copyright fee for the character Gil Brigham in the third season who is basically a live-action version of Henry Oak? California suburban dad of three and a geology professor that literally posts “Geology rocks”- and “I liked Magma before it was cool”-Facebook photos. 🗿

Prizzdawg

Sounds a bit like Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean to me

Busiqq

Matt, we know exactly when Mrs Grammar wakes up because a past peachy fact was that she wakes up every morning at 5:30am needing to pee!

Joe F

Love the intro

Noah Edwards

Oh matt. Dear me. Contradicting lore drops. Tut tut tut.

james kearns

They should release the intro as a full song

Andrew Worthington

I love it when I get called out at work for laughing like a physo from this. So worth it

James Pratt

If Sven and Tor had their Ma taken at the CornHub, does that mean that they are the Bang Bros?

TylerKiro

If only you had some way to put Francis' blood in the toilet hahaha.

pulled a muscle yearning

Beth's cornhub riff was the most effective at demonstrating that oh she knows hahaha

Pnugg

The greatest intro I’ve ever heard

Mikaroni

Intro is god tier 🙌

Will C

Song intro better than I could ever hoped

Toasty

Matt: “We all agreed to this plan!” as if he didn’t just railroad the absolute shit out of his own team to get here 😂

Elizabeth

Is this…is this intro a cow patti reference?? If so, holy shit I have literally never met anyone else who has heard that 😂

Elizabeth

I’m willing to put money on it being a reference to the song Cow Patti.

Amatiramisu

Beth was on another level this episode holy shit

Jasper Hulme

I laughed through this whole episode I love Dr Dog and Gregor and I love the mobster brothers and I love Tony flashbacks and I love how everyone heard Will was freestyling and decided that meant it was their job to make him laugh as much as possible, I do agree with Milton tho I like when our team is being nicer to the kids, it's not funny to be mean to kids/animals for no reason/without it being a non-canon joke. OH SHIT ALSO THE INTRO SONG FUCKS SO HARD

B. J. Boyd

My head canon is that the Germans developed the prototype of the Desert Eagle in WW2, but before they could scale it up, it was stolen by Blake Lively, thus tipping the balance in favor of the Allies and altering the course of history forever.

Luke Kilby

I thought Beth was going to say her favorite note was c#

Amanda Di Dio

Hands down my favorite intro song

Keel Simon

intro felt a little long but it was so so worth it listened like 8 times i loved that gag

petra

Haha you’re not the only one, for the longest time I thought it was just an american accent thing or something !

lovo

Y'all are bringing the HEAT this season

Alyssa

Also, does anyone else need an Orville Peck cover of Big Shane Silva?

Edward Osborne

I prefer to imagine it’s some WW1 era field pistol made by a lonely Italian artisan back when officers purchased their own personal side arms. Getting more ammunition is an art in and of itself.

Arkole Blake

I just keep seeing the 88 magnum from Johnny Dangerously.

Arkole Blake

I mean, Cow Patti was a parody in its own right, but he’ll yeah , yippie-I-aaaaaaa…Cow Patty. :)

Chris Wade

Timmy isn't actually related to Trudy. She doesn't have 'blood' relatives.

lubedupducks

i desperately need a “why they cookin up all that gumbo” sticker pls😭😭

corbett hankins

I replayed the intro so many times. Glad they did a musical intro again.

FernetFreak

If you’re looking for a period appropriate MASSIVE gun for Trudy, the Mars Automatic Pistol would definitely work. It was so powerful that it was rejected for being “alarming” to fire.

FernetFreak

I’m sure they shoot guns pretty often, so they could be the *BANG* Bros!

eatmygerms

YES MUSIC INTRO WE EATIN GOOD TODAY

Brendan Ward

“You always have a muzzle ache” deserved more attention. So good.

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

I wish that Beth said to Milton, Sven and Tor: “If you FEEL it, you can chase it!”

Bryer

Love that intro. At least three times i thought it was over and it just kept going lol.

Daniel Martinez

That intro was on fire!!! Straight up my favorite intro thus far. BIG SHANE SILVA!!!

Aida Alibek

Wait! Isn’t Kelsey’s fact at some point was about being suuuuper fast and efficient at pooping????!?!?!? And here she is flushing like 3 times?

NORTH!

Pleeeease put big shane silvah on Spotify

Shinigami Roxas

YOU guys should come to Missouri. Maybe stl though- not Florida 😂 or Cuba mo , or Mexico mo….

eatmygerms

yall talking about Francis's skin like its not a flap of skin was nasty

Patrick T

Beth smoke a doobie b4 the xhow ?

Joe F

Dog toy bite option for the scarecrow butt

Sky

Anyone else missing the “Kelsie Grammar, she’s the new Big Shane” from the opening? Otherwise was perfection

Trevisty

God I love brunhilda so much I would give her all the freebies she wants

Charleen Lamphere

I would've built the scarecrow around the gun, so the barrel opening is the booty hole 🤣🤣

Troy Galinski

This episode cost me so much pain. I fractured my ribs recently and couldn’t stop from laughing.

maddo

I knew in my soul the big Shane song had to have C W McCall vibes and you didn’t disappoint

withinmyself

Frankenstein, Missouri, that exists and I've been there twice. California, Missouri. Missouri just does not want to be Missouri

Montanna Tilton

Big fan of comedians laughing at + building on their own jokes personally. I hope they never stop!!!

Montanna Tilton

This was one of the funniest episodes of all time imo, Beth was on FIRE

withinmyself

Marbles was totally the junk yard cat from always sunny in Philly

withinmyself

And if you haven't seen that episode, whatever you're doing right now, stop, and watch season 3 episode 14 of always sunny in Philly.

withinmyself

Agent Jack Bauer is the best kitty ever

withinmyself

I would love to just have a video of Will's face throughout this entire episode. I think this is the most "were gonna do something insane, fuck the DM" episode ever

Claire Wilson

I have been looking forward to the Big Shane Silva intro song since the last episode :D

Claire Wilson

Also, there was not enough noise made for Anthony's "that sounds GRATE" pun. I snort laughed loudly and suddenly in the office over that.

Mel Mel

... Did anyone else try and look up the bad teacher they mention and get super disappointed lol

Jack

Hey y’all, haven’t commented before but I’ve been subbed since the beginning of Season 2 (highly underrated btw). Thank you guys for what you do. Not to trauma dump but I lost my mom unexpectedly last week and your podcast has helped keep my head on straight during the worst time of my life. Thank you Daddies, keep at it ❤️

Jiggly Cyanide

Kind of funny how they went to the cat vet for everyone but Marbles lol

Joe Wood

This episode has my new favorite intro omg lol

Dru Dragontamer

A dark power blossoms in your soul. "Menopause" had me cry laughing 😂😂😂 that was so good

Danielle English

JACK BAUER! He was born in a puddle of gasoline on a piece of rusty sheet metal.

Tony Loch

From start to finish, I was laughing the entire episode. Phenomenal

Jimmy Scott

The Big Shane Siilva intro was amazing. Probably top 5 for me all time

FabledWolf614

I must be missing something because this is like the fourth episode this season to say they'll put something up later on the patreon. I'm pretty sure that's where I am but I don't know where to look... I figured it would just be on the episode

AIELIF

No way you didnt add the drawing of the toilet scarecrow!

Kimberly Spirdione

Dude same, where are they putting the art? I gots to know

Easy Perrin

Big Shane Silva! Slandered in the grave!

Morgan D

Will we get a big Shane Silva single!? It will go well with my Patrick Stewart country album 😂

Morgan D

Big Shaneeeeee~

Daniel

Fave intro of this season thus far BIG SHANE SILVAAAAAA

Daniel Roberts

This and the ep before are phenomenal. Matt's aura when hes a skamp... so good

Doctor Disco

Beth coming in with the “Does he know Brazzers is free?” Took me out!

BakedPotato212

Does anyone know if there's a downloadale version of this?

Marissa Y.

That'll be the theme song of the reboot

Marissa Y.

- When Will opened with "I'm going nude", I FULLY expected the reveal of a whole back tattoo. - Matt just really loves the opportunity to mess up a bathroom (s1, Darryl's eldritch dump; s2, breaking the door at Normal's house) - Somewhere there's a joke for Trudy about "HP" and health points 🤔 - You know who could have helped them fool the Dollmaker? Scam Likely.

Marissa Y.

I believe on both the mobile and web versions of Patreon, you should be able to click the "..." menu and download the audio!

gerg bergles

Holy shit the canyonaro introduction

Corkboard Podcast Network

With all of the discussion around blood type I’m so surprised they missed the obvious… “We have to B+ before we go after the Dollmaker!”

Iwo Gross

“Well, I do animals and I do humans, but I’ve never done a robot before”.