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After what should have been an easy battle against a second gorm turned into a slaughter fest, the settlement of Nadpod has one last chance to keep itself alive. Unfortunately, the asshole below shows up.

This leg-day skipping hand freak is a nightmare to fight. He was also a nightmare to paint back in the day cause I was trying to paint metal without using metal paints. It mostly just looks like yellow. Whatever.

I did a pretty good job with his cloak.

And as always, here is just a taste of the madness Poots puts into his rulebooks. Aint no art quite as fucked up as Kingdom Death Monster art.

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Joshua Morales

What a glorious day!!! Also didn't know yall got Foghorn Leghorn for the episode. Lol

Sondre

The lore!😆🔥

Morgan Deakin

Quietly screaming at work, my day is made!!!! 🥹

Trenton Clover

Works been so shitty today, this is just what I needed!!!

Talicia

I told the universe to give me a reason to get out of bed😂

Judy Marie

Yes!!! My day just got better!

Dylan

Been waiting for this one 👹❤️

Natalie D

Oh thank god! Been waiting 🫶🏽

Erika Auglis

OH MY GOD ITS HERE IM SO EXCITED!!!!!! thank you for this gift 😭

Kim Jacobsen

Wuhuuu this is like Christmas.!!

caesar tovar

Thank the god emperor Mathew Arnold

marlow

OOOH! we’re so back! this is the series that finally made me commit to the pateron life and i’m absolutely delighted

Vain

NMM is always a pain to paint, looks great!

Walker

I was a little worried that this would end the series, so I'm glad they have a contingency plan if they all die here lol

Rj

Yes!!!!!!!

jhenkle

One...ugghh two mmmm.. three

Syrus660

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul Patoka

kDM is fuckin amazing every tiem

Aaron W

OH HAPPY DAY!

Baijo

The dice truly tell a story...

Sam De La O

About to listen at work and attempt to contain the involuntary goofy chuckling

Órla

Coming off of like my tenth re listen yes yes yes ❤️‍🔥

Bettybits

I don't know that the crew has enjoyed playing KDM more than not having to play.

Rae

The hand did WHAT???

Alex S.

No puppy picture?

Jeff Burns

I was in tears during the last few minutes from laughing so hard this is my favorite series

Matt Watts

golden content bro, a video of this game would be NEXT LEVEL

RufioRush

This was so peak. Will just quietly giving us gold like "Dem Krangs are Krangin" as a throwaway line. Peak.

Joey

Great episode! The tension, the intrigued! I'm so happy Matt is keeping this series going, the homebrewing is creative!

Khylam

Why does the hand kinda look like a gold version of zeltrax from Dino thunder

Eddy B

I love this series

Vince Pescaglia

This is legit my favorite part of dungeons and daddies now.

David Resoluth

It’s hilarious as always how the game quickly turns, but the win totally got away from me. How did they win against The Hand?😅

Adorable Oracle

Thank you for more KDM content 🙌🙌🙌

Mark Smiley

Ayo what’s this song at the end

River Scott

In my head cannon - due to a space marine appearing earlier in this series - this series takes place in some little corner of the Warp

Amber Miller

The hand reminds me of Void from Berserk. Great show guys!!!!

McCall

Tell us how you really feel, Matt. Lmao

Patrick Reilly

I would have loved if Anthony had been the sole survivor instead of Monica… just to watch Matt have to sit on his hands for the finale

Matthew Whale

11 episodes and Beth has never looked past the top paper Matt gave her for the game lol

TomatoRoger

I say; I am appalled, disgusted even, that Warm Buffet perished like a common man. A man of his stature deserved better.

Jess Lundie

I cannot get enough of this series! Please keep playing Kingdom Dad Monster forever. 😍

Shoshitake Takeyani

If Matt and Anthony won the fight why didn’t the Intestines-losing characters recover? Why weren’t they involved in the settlement phase?

Ethan

Because they technically shouldn’t have been a part of the fight at all but Matt didn’t want to do that because then it would have been only two people in the fight so they basically just treated it like a normal fight and those three died during it

Ethan

They didn’t really win as much as they survived, The Hand’s final card in the deck was called applause which was basically “Ok you survived long enough good job” and then he left

Mathew Reyes

So are we gonna do anything about the fascist overthrow of the country?

Kindly Giant

I laughed so hard at this. Entertainment at its finest.

Mike Hawk

Live or blow is a great way to look at life

Colton&Dev

Moania gives Hisoka vibes in this episode 😂

Alex Henderson

There's something super funny about the official art. Like his body language reads like a tired father. "What the heck do you want me to do with this?" (Referring to the baby)

Jasper Hulme

the mini is so good. thank you so much for more KDM I have been losing my mind

Hunter

BRUTAL 😂

InvisHandd

I definitely would've subscribed JUST for this content if it was all that I had heard.

Megan Shively

freddy has to method act a voice to keep it i love him

Natural Dragon

Will is right Dimension 20 would do this way better. That’s what I heard him say 😉 Actually could more of you please do D20!! I loved seeing Freddie on Mentopolis! I love when any and all of the daddies are on Dropout. I want a LOTR themed Um, Actually with Matt, Brennan and Colbert. All three Tolkien experts and I’m pretty sure Colbert is about to have some free time soon.

Parrot Paramour

Beth needs to play on Dimension 20 so bad. I'd love to see any of them, Freddy return included, but Beth in a sidequest would bring great joy

MikeBellZombie

So would it have been better to just not attack?

Borfcake

Knowing Matt is a Warhammer player, I’m expecting these 5 unknown characters to be the naked Custodes from ETTS

Voivod

This is the worst game ever. I can't wait till next episode.

Shoshitake Takeyani

There are so many ridiculous names I didn’t even notice they were in the fight😆

Michael Purscell

The proper way to approach this fight is to tank your way through. At this point though it doesn’t sound like they have even a single armour set, so this campaign is doomed

Michael Purscell

It sounds like you guys haven’t been differentiating between Nemesis Showdowns and Special Showdowns. Special showdowns still let you hunt in the same lantern year. You should have had some more quarries up to this point to have at least one armor set and shield for a tank, on top of skipping the year before the phoenix fight. Imo this is some of your best content, and you making the hard game even harder is hilarious 😆

May B.

"thanks for no-but-ing"

Horsebone

This is my favorite show in the whole patreon

Morgan Deakin

Listening to this before episode 12 and man was this unhinged. I loved everything from the crash outs to just accepting their fate. Mostly the crash outs, especially Anthony at the end 😂

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Awaken My Quivering Abs would fit so well into a Kingdom Death Monster soundtrack

Denatonia (Haven)

unfortunately for everyone I am in love with Warren's accent

The Fruity Ghost

Freddy saying “Maybe it’s good that we die” in response to Matt’s roleplaying of Moania took me outtt

Walker

I've listened to this episode maybe half a dozen times and I just caught Beth's dramatic gasp at finding her affinity colors, I don't know why but that took me out

JayeCat

if I could be your Superman, flying to the stars and back again~