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Birthday gifts for my wonderful granddaughter 💗

14: some makeup

15: cash

16: a car

17: a ship in the video game she plays

18: Oh, The Places You’ll Go! by Dr Seuss

19: a jacket

20: cash

21: Space Port Wine

22: cash

23: surprise visit from grandpa and his friends

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Andrius

Aww hell yeah!

Marci

Like Beth’s books name ❤️❤️❤️❤️😊

Marci

Love Thursday’s

Marci

Love y’all

Matty Major

Woooow, excellent episode name. Love it!!

Teh Birb

Won’t be around for the live tonight but SO EXCITED YAY

Josh

So darn excited for this I can’t wait to enjoy an love the name of the episode an artwork so damn good

zo perry

oh what an absolutely stupid intro, very good 🙌🏼

Brandon Bozeman

😂 the hangar intro threw me lol. And am I the only one who heard the subtle “The Last of Us…Part II” name drop/joke?

Heartland Animation

Can they start saying their classes in their character intros?? 😭😭 Beth’s the only one who does it!

Ryan Michael Liston

Matt Damon is 55 because he was born in 1970 and is not a boomer. Ashlee is 6 years older than him. Freddy keeps saying Ashlee is 55 and was born in 1964 and it's driving me insane

Runnin' Ryden

The story takes place in 2019, not 2025/6

Arthur Williams

Its okay everyone, Herb was NOT involved in 9/11

CHenry

Let's goooooo

Maia Woods

the concept of being named after your favourite food

andrew ouellette

Possibly my favorite non-musical intro of the entire show 🤣🤣🤣

PhoenoFox

Waited years for an episode to fall on my birthday! 😁

SuperNerd Che

Fuck yes lol continuously cracking up and PLEASE PLEASE more sharks!! lol lol lol

Marissa Y.

Will, just bring back Sticky Rick to be the stick bug guy.

Trey Scott

Anyone remember the clapper lights? That would have been a perfect reason for the lights to turn on during sex lol

Chess

My friend is an xray tech and she has seen full hogs in her xrays before

Zenabel

These episodes go by too quickly!!!

Drew Rogers

How was a Clapper joke not made during the bit about the lights coming on?

Jame Dudi Jench

Will referencing Titan A.E. in the year 2026 is absolutely insane.

Cassidy Bassidy

Love the pacing of this episode! It is like the perfect length

The one and only Auzzy

Nothing beats Beth making the HAWP joke in the first episode, I pissed myself laughing

Shaun_qb

I know he said Valorant and something else that sounded game-related before he said The Last of Us Part 2, but I can't remember what it was. I started paying attention when he said Mythic Quest

Shaun_qb

I loved their voices

Erik Carlson

What perfect timing. I got the notification of this post as I was finishing All That Jizz. A great day for my earholes.

Paige Menking

Ok am I the only one bothered by the math for Ashley’s age… if he was born in 1964, he would turn 62 this year… right? I’m not crazy?

Nirta

That was a good fucking episode xD 💜

Rick Mondragon

This new season is going good so far I love it

Ryan Frederick

they said the start of the season takes place in 2019

Jacob B.

What a great time to stay on the actual play train. New WBN series started, new DNDaddies season, brand new Rude Tales story plus promised extra content on their patreon. So exciting

banana Peel

I truly sincerely hope freddy never nails down this voice.

Steven Medbury

Really good episode this week. I always love Matt’s characters and Dale is particularly charming in how much he clearly loves his grandkid and his ability to yap and yap.

McCrunchy _

i need yall to sell a Continue? vitamin

afreerobin

Life is Strange and Last of Us reference in the intro?

Jordan Vanderkamp

I was so sure the “licorice or ham sandwich” was Anthony’s revenge for cheesoid for just a second

Harry Bozas

Man, this season has ruled so far and this episode was AWESOME. I'm so excited for the next episode!

Bryce Luttrell

Even when it’s The Last of Us Part 2?!?

David R.

I'd love to see Scrap and Wreckage just show up randomly in the future at the most random situations.

Mary

45 ish minute mark Anthony said rig, jacked in, docking, when talking about the interface rig and Beth did not chuckle even a little… I mean fingers crossed that the uncut holds a least one docking joke 🤞 otherwise damn space is de-dirtydad-joking my dads! lol

Sam Corey

Hear me out: teensect miniseries DM’d by Will (as Ralph?) with the other four playing the teensects, which becomes canonically one of the books Ralph wrote

Jenica

I appreciate stopping to get details for the fan artists, even if that character only survives for a few seconds

Edoda

Yall are just hitting these episodes out of the park. Every Tuesday is exciting. Love to you all!

Potnon

This one fucks so hard

GhostBrod

Love the intro— referencing Ashley Burch Projects but also the God of War poems about AAA Sony Games, which Anthony Wrote!! (Sorry for mansplaining I was just so pleased to have caught it so fast)

Cody Moriah

Don't disrespect my good friend Mr Moustach the Enamel Pin like that! (/silly, Scrap and Wreckage are delightful <3)

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Due to constantly seeing videos of child predators on insta/tiktok and looking up statistics. I no longer use the N word (as a black male) and am now using to great effect the word Pedophile on white people. Both instantly gets under their skin and is true in 70% of cases (according to online)

Giselle

matt fans eating good this ep

Damian Carpenter

Gotta know who submitted the ball projector items… it sounds like the item I submitted back in season one when the first one shot dropped. My item was called “the eyes of the stud” I think?

Rambling Rose

Given rolled dick sizes? Now we know why Herb is called “the worm” 🪱

TheIronNacho

Freddie's voice goes from light Biden to Nicholas Cage real fast.

Joe UA

Scrap and Wreckage are *so good*

drmimms

Absolutely delighted by the Door's Log intro. 😆

Ian Serkez

I grew up on TNG but haven't watched it in ages. That intro hit hard and made me smile so much.

Jebediah Stone

The new Ashley voice is reminiscent of rfk jr, right? Or am I just toasted, chat?

liam morin

i’m seconding and thirding this

Shaun_qb

That's the one I forgot

liam morin

i would do ANYTHING for scrap and wreckage. instant paeden level attachment

liam morin

freddie calling weed jazz cabbage after anthony said its ashly’s fav euphemism for it is amazing

liam morin

the new ashley (sp?) birch voice feels like the exact middle between taylor and glenn

Arthur Williams

Ashlee Birch:You're gonna hear the N word a lot. Me: Oh word!?

Taco Dragons

How long before Matt realizes he needs to interrupt less?

LilacIris

Hearing a Titan A.E. reference made me so happy <3

Dalton Teague

Amazing episode please never stop

Jacob

16:55 i love shit like this. Imho almost everything should be a roll in dnd

Julie Pardoe

We need Scrap and Wreckage stickers please

rosebramblewolf

The accidentally turning the lights on during sex is if you have The Clapper, obviously.

Arthur Williams

I low key was hoping they'd play audio from that one Xbox lobby 😆

Kaylin Creason

Stop! Ashley’s whole ass IMDB in the opening 😂💖☠️

Cr1ms0n_1412

The beginning threw me off so hard- I love star trek.

Jacob

The aging thing is a great way to spice up anthony’s characters. In season it was a bit hard to tell the difference between the kids, but here their stages of development are so different

Eddy B

So good

Creekie05

Is it me or is Anthony bringing mad madam mim energy to the group?

Max Wilson

I STILL HAVE MY TIMEX INDIGLO WATCH FROM 1992!!!

Salmon Envelope

Is that not a point of his character? He is “intentionally” unintentionally always interrupting most people.

alpha reaperion

Thats crossing the line into "its what my character would do" when causing problems for the party. There's a difference between a character quirk, and a problem.

alpha reaperion

Episode 4... I feel nothing. Maybe its just the beginnings of a spiral inside my own brain, but I don't know if I can continue listening if its going to be more and more of... Just this. Matts going to run out of narrative steam, Beth is going to continue being uncurious, Freddie is going to continue to do bits over anything else, and Will is the only one that seems to be taking it seriously, and all the while every other line is a reference to something else - is this just a me thing? If all you do is reference and reference and point out how its just like thing a in property b, you lose your own flavour. Like, I need someone to be honest, is all references all the time really what you look for? I don't like being negative like this, I really don't. It might be the emotional spiral, might be the omega 3, might just be the time but... I dunno, I just need someone to bounce this off of.

Keira Jade

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed every season of this podcast, but the vibes of this season are giving me a feeling I haven’t gotten since listening to season one for the first time, in part due to the theme song, so shoutout Maxton. Also Scrap and Wreckage sound like Mark the Shark and if anyone gets this reference I love you.

Xwelldo

I laughed so damn hard at the PvP joke!

Juan Nieto

Definitely giving season one vibes. Season is locking in and I love it. Also, x-ray penis is a must….. thank you Freddie 🫡

Benjamin Seifried

Totally missed opportunity for four old people to mention The clapper during sex

Kaylavender

“This one time i was trying to get out the underworld” took me out 😂

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Honestly, growing up with my grandpa and step dad always listening to the radio, usually the talk shows with dudes that sound like this crew minus beth. Usually when I'm listening I just imagine it such, just some radio banter that doesn't have any point. I was getting annoyed during season 2 when Freddy was sooooo focused on hitting dick and talking about dicks. I still enjoy them and will keep listening, but I don't typically care about the narrative

Wickedspades

Honestly sounding like a you thing, which does suck. Mostly because your characterizations are just..... very much untrue for the most part

alpha reaperion

I'd like to ask for your opinion, legitimately. I imagine we're both coming at this from similar experience levels of having listened to most, if not all of the series previous to this - my opinion of matt is coming from the similarity of Dale and Darryl, of both being very single minded on wanting to get [relevant character] back to the extent of bullish ignorance, Beth has a tendency to play largely ignorant characters with... something resembling charm (which the boomer-isms have stripped away), Freddy tends to want to play the cool guy (which has gotten less charming with time - though his backup in peachyville was certainly refreshing), and Will does at least seem to be taking the world seriously. (That being said, I am also in a period of... less than entire emotional stability, so it could be that my patience for boomer shenanigans is highly reduced)

Cody Moriah

Scrap and Wreckage sticker sheet would go so hard... my collage book would be so happy

wonderchicken125

can we have aa story board animated montage of the week of cruise life?? Dale teaching them all the games and cruise etiquette

Xwelldo

Is there something about this type of genre that includes helpful NPC's getting vaporized/mutilated within moments of helping the cast? Fortunately, it didn't apply to the Sharks, but this is another episode where an NPC that helps the party is just removed from the board.

ZebrAlpha

Came here to say this - happy to see I wasn't the only one thinking this

Morgan D

Loveee the star trek intro. 🖖🖖🖖

Morgan D

I didn't see an issue with you guys just saying "kid" we all know what you mean. It's your kids, kids. Also fun fact a kid is also a young goat. 🐐

Not Grandma

Scrap and Wreckage are my new favorite characters.

Squirt Whetstone

The answer is 100% that Dale got one of those clapper lights

Daniel

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PAINden

8,085 is just Bobs 😭

PAINden

Scrap and wreckage are peak improv. I had to pause and just laugh and appreciate it so many times

Scloop

Scrap and Wreckage miniseries. Scrap and Wreckage miniseries. Scrap and Wreckage miniseries.

Marissa Y.

Season 5: 4 parents pulled into another world to rescue their kids. The kids? Goats.

Redsriding

Yesss the Beth love re: immortal soul salvage yard ❤️

Hurry Up Snufkin

you guys gotta see project hail mary, its so good

Raccoon_Coded

Omg all the video game name drops in the intro—love it!

Raccoon_Coded

Dying at the Trump / Biden impressions lmao

Thomas Lennox

If wreckage and scrap don’t make an appearance in the finale ill be so sad

Sata Prescott

McFadden Gate? I get this reference and am very happy about it.

Jonathan Deans

the voice of scrap and wreckage is also the voice of Jim bean from at the mountains of dadness

Rachel LaPointe

Oh, please collab with a winery and make space port wine.

James Brown

it’s so cringe to hear Freddy repeatedly yell ‘Will. WILL WILL.” Then when he’s not listening starts yelling “Matt! MATT”

moonjams

Please please please please do a series with Light Biden

Arthur Williams

Anthony: Give me a kiss to build a dream on! Me: He's perfect.

Blupengu

Ngl the intro when Anthony just started listing off Ashly’s roles got me good I immediately clocked life is strange, but “the last of us…… part 2 of this entry” took me out 😂

Brandon Sifuentez

My favorite is that Freddie loses the voice halfway through 😂

DaSkruff

Anthony accidentally made another classic

Joel Hova

Freddy's light Biden voice is killing me 🤣

Gem Addison

I can’t believe the dads are now successful enough to get the rights to the actual star trek theme

Cecilia

I just finished reading Children of Time, what the heck. I can't believe we got a random Adrian Tchaikovsky reference for this episode.

Cecilia

although I guess with the dark forest theory it's not THAT random. still pretty cool, though :)

Nolan

“And maybe he’s real scrawny” INCREDIBLE

Emilio95

“They’re gonna call you the ‘n word.’” 🤣 A xbox 360 era cod lobby reference in this economy is unheard of! lol

Skye the Bi

This was the best cold open you’ve ever done

Skye the Bi

I ended up going to Ashly Burch’s wiki page and relistening to check how many references I’d missed

Terminal Velocity

The only reason that the lights come on when you're having sex is if you have one of those clap on clap off lights

Tinyhumanbrain76

I recognize that we’re all gonna die reference in the intro