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This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

Intro courtesy of Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, parodying his game review series, Fully Ramblomatic. These days you can find him making videos for his independent media company, Second Wind. Check out his animated actual play series - Adventure is Nigh!

Reminder that our 2nd Annual Pride Zine submissions are still open! In honor of Pride Month, we're releasing a limited-print zine to raise money for charity. If you want to participate, we're looking for all kinds of art: traditional, digital, cosplay, and everything in between. To be considered, submit your work by April 27th.

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Chrys

Hells yeah. I wait for yalls episodes religiously. Y’all are great

ARGHnold

Didn't expect that Yahtzee intro jumpscare

Nat

We’re up

Kuriboh.

Oh my God Yahtzee!

Ethan Wilson

I can't believe they got Yahtzee to do the intro 🤣

Erin Berg

Thank god. I need this rn

notcasserole

Heres a pitch. A series of game reviews/game play videos by 'ashley birch'

vindrew

i love when freddie pauses for a laugh that never comes

Traumagotchi

My god that intro was fantastic

Krryptiid

I know someone who works for IKEA’s offices in the US. The products are some Swedish Names/Words, and some fully made up stuff. :)

Allastra

Yahtzee doing the opening messed me up so badly. How did I open a youtube video on patreon... waitttt...

Daniel Bryn

That's the only acceptable pronunciation for the word Twat

Valyra

Only religiously? Casual, I track this show on multiple timelines

IslandGrinch

... I thought I was going crazy for a sec

D20to1

Are you guys proud of that intro? You fucking should be. *claps*

Red

beth's dobby wordplay was the best part of the ep so far, 10/10

Darin Duryee

is it 32:08 where the original audio begins?

nionia

The last episode I listen to before my finals.... Grandaddies save my ass from failing 🙏

B. J. Boyd

Missed opportunity… Q: What is the shortest cruise Dale has ever been on? A: The Tom Cruise.

Robert Snitchler

Yahtzee cameo at the start gave me the biggest smile!

apple

So happy for an episode on my birthday :)

D20to1

I have a theory about Herb's nickname. He was a professional wrestler. He was Herb (The Worm) with a signature move "The Worm". I'm guessing he was a heel. The signature move is either a choke hold or a way to get out of a grapple.

Ben

YAHTZEE??? IN MY DUNGEONS AND DADDIES?!?!

Barnabus Wohler

YOU GOT YAHTZEE?!?!?! AHHHHHHH I LOVE IT. I had to check my phone to make sure I didnt click on the wrong feed lol.

Nikki Baggett

YAHTZEE??? What a crazy pull from my childhood omfg

Cain Porter

Pontiac GTO?! It’s a dodge charger!!!! Learn your 1/4 mile 😅

Sophia Christie

Convincing Doory of their nicknames upon threat of being sucked into the vacuum of space had me laughing out loud in public like a weirdo.

Juan Nieto

It should be the knocker from scary movie 2

Caleb Thompson

The level of exasperation Will says "Oh it's a phoebe waller-bridge joke" is peak Daddies.

HeavenOnEarth34

I've got my finals in six days... Yeeeeaaaah this is more important.

Shaun_qb

I feel like all of the NPCs have been great this season. The threat of everyone dying at any moment because of Doory is so funny

TheGoldyUk .

Mash-up of the century in the intro!!

DMAN

FUCKING WHAT

Rogzilla

Zero Punctuation jump scare got me so good.

CHenry

Where are these shadow dark episodes. I do not see them on the feed

nuggets

Freddy reading one of the patreons "gay shark" I don't know why but that shit me on the floor 😂

Michael Purscell

There’s one episode in bonus tidbits but I don’t see a second one. They made it sound like it’s already available

CHenry

I still cannot find it

Bearonavirus

This episode is a certified banger

MoxalMox

The intro music threw me back to 2013. I wasn’t then expecting the man himself to be involved

Eddy B

Sorry, did someone say “spell slots” !? What are you playing, DnD or something!?! Haaaah literally never heard that phrase used on this podcast before 😅🤣

Eddy B

Also, not the first sex pit. Anthony is a horny boy!

Virgil McClurken

Fighting a migraine after that "adorable " name for the door.

Cal

Woooooooo!

Maia Woods

no one laughing at "what if we eat our own hole" was insane

btheist

i hope every door is an npc

Charleen Lamphere

Holy cow that intro to me back to my college days 😂🩵

Nathan

Where the heck is shadow dark?

Amelia

Beth’s “Master has given Knobby a knock” is the single funniest joke of all time

PuppyCrusher

That intro was amazing! Sounded just like the guy. Was it that guy?

Alex Lovett

The lack of an applause break for Beth’s “Master has given Knobby a knock” joke is a crime

Bob Thomas

Nothing could have prepared me for the intro! Yahtzee taking me back to high school!

B. J. Boyd

Doory sounds a little bit like Lola from Big Mouth

Jeff Stack

Y'all I almost CRASHED LEAVING WORK realizing it was Yahtzee

Jacob

Best intro ever. I cant believe you actually got Yahtzee. I was expecting a bad Matt impression

Dungeons and Daddies

Sorry if it wasn’t clear - we’re dropping Shadowdark ep 2 on Thursday this week!

Nick Lawing

Had me searching for an open Yahtzee tab lol.

lukekinn

HOLY FUCK, THE INTRO ❤️

Gamug

Funnily enough, if you spell Teensects in Japanese Katakana it writes as ティーンセックツ (セックス is sex, so very close here as well) Deep cut I would pitch for the Japanese name being 昆虫高校生 (or only 高生), but with ムシwritten as furigana above 昆虫, so it reads “Mushikoukousei” (A play on word on 女子/男子高校生 “Joshi/Danshi koukousei”, and using furigana to read a word in a different way than how it is spelled is Chuunibyo enough for Ralph)

Cody Moriah

Will used up all his spell slots and cantrips, so this good luck comment will have to suffice!

Ace Hutson

For a second I thought that intro was spiffing brit oh my god

Kelsey Reyer

Fully Ramblomatic intro had me do a full spit take.

Hashtaggles

GAP stands for Galactic Apparel Purveyors

Eddy B

Loving the chaos!

Marissa Y.

Dungeons, Daddies, & Doors (& Drive-Ins and Dives)

Marissa Y.

Alternate title: The Portal of Door-ian Gray.

Jake Nicholl

I can't believe they managed to get yahtzee to do the intro. Actually epic!

Thaddeus Pinakiewicz

Misty stepping into the ship….that had already flown away at the end of the last episode?

RiverRapids

Pretty whack Beth made a Harry Potter reference in the big 26 but other than that great episode!

Morgan D

Yahtzee!?!? Hahah amazing

Isaac Matthew

Who is Yahtzee? Also where’s the second episode of the shadow dark?

TheWiseWolf

Had to do a double take when the intro started cause I thought I left youtube open

Justin

so the japanese show was about teen bugs at school? And called Ant-high?

Sam Corey

Anthony with the dangerously clippable “it’s fine” at 1:27:21

Vers

HOLY SHIT YAHTZEE?!?!?!

Creekie05

I feel Beth’s knobby joke deserved more laughs.

Runnin' Ryden

If I had a nickel for each season where Anthony describes an orgy within the first 6 episodes and Matt’s character tries to join, I’d have 2 nickels. That isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened more than once.

Pernille Keijzer

Who the fuck is Anna Purna I've never heard of these games

elena

Has the series that Will is DM'ing that Freddie teased at the end of the episode already posted? I looked back but couldn't find any posts about it!

Voiceofkane

Hell yeah, my name got read. There's that enorphin high I've been after that makes years of Patreon support worth it.

Daniel Atkinson

I adored this episode! The intro had me genuinely the I king I’d somehow crossed a wire and Fully Ramblomatic was playing instead of the pod. Just a good fun ten footer and I’d have it no other way.

Mac_Enby

Coming right off of a Fully Ramblomatic episode I was so confused to what was happening.

Mac_Enby

Should have put them on two cables and made a podcast racer.

Everest

This feels like we’re home baby! Loved Will trying to sing stay cool boy and getting talked over

Runnin' Ryden

It’s called Shadowdark. Episode 1 can be found in the collection called “Bonus Tidbits” or you can search for it. Episode 2 will (reportedly) be released tomorrow (Thurs, 4/23)!

Caitie Quick

God I haven't heard Ben Croshaw in ages, and hearing his voice is like coming home. His reviews of the Uncharted and Far Cry series are still playing on a loop in my brain.

Seth Raye

Great episode, I laughed so much. Thank you!

WaxyQ16

What a great episode!!

Matt Bond

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a national treasure - Love it!

Elisabeth Sejbak

Anthony’s Doory fully sounds like Nick Kroll’s Lola from Big Mouth and it’s messing with my head 😳

Elisabeth Sejbak

Also, holy shit, the sleeping stealth ending, peak Daddies, chef’s kiss! 😚👌🏽

Butcher

I love the Project Hail Mary, references in this episode the space suits in the art and then the watching lol

Milo Moss

All of this to avoid a stealth check - and then still having to do a steath check! I'm dead lmao

Anthony Monachino

The weirdest point I have is 30 seconds in, I'm realizing I'm listening to Yahtzee.

Shannon

As the bad guy is reading a Hardy Boy’s book, I would like to share that in my DND campaign the most famous and popular artist is James Paterson. We’re playing Curse of Strahd. 😅

Delaynie Potts

This episode was all over the place and hilarious.

Emily L

I'm sorry but you guys know Yahtzee?!?! I was almost like "did I play the right podcast show?" This was such a treat. Thanks for having him on, so excited to find out he has his own company!

Anthony cadena

Anthony, struggling less and less to do so, saying epiGRAMPh and Matt whisper laughing at that every epsidode is my new favorite consistency of our Dads. Also that pun Miss Beth makes out the gate was outfreakingstanding. I have not allowed the explosive success of this franchise and the plethora of canon and non-canon content they release (TY BTW!) to make me forget that dad-jokes and clever and relevant puns was the core of this "real-play/role-play" podcast. Major "ughhhhh Dad" from the kid in me to that pun Miss Beth! ..oh for those who don't memorize verbatim things after one listen through, its when Miss Beth says "what are you guys 'Dune' to me right now?" So quick so good!

Anthony cadena

Omg I'm glad I came to read comments!! I literally felt the same!

Anthony cadena

If i hadnt been riding high off of her Dune pun I prolly would have noticed quicker the lack of affirmation, but she don't NEED it, its still nice and feels good I'm sure.

Joshua Bliesner

"Ah you got a cold. Where did you get it? " Will -"space' Killllllled me at work lol

Linnea Lindstrom

Oh no, Roger Moore!! 😭 I was really hoping he’d come back as a regular NPC they could take along with them in some small device or something! Maybe they can still program another AI to be him?? Or reassemble him Frankenstein style from bits stuck in the teeth of whichever of the space sharks ate him? 😂 (Actually I’m fine giving him up of it means keeping them!!) Regardless, this episode was hilarious! Especially the after credit scene!

Spencer Tyminski

There were so many good laughs this episode. I’m really stoked with the direction of this season. Feels like I’m laughing and drawn in just as much as I was in the first few episodes of the first season. This is sayin a lot for me because that’s typically when I enjoy something the absolute most. Loving the AI swap on the ship and waiting on folks to walk up to you before talking because you don’t want to scream. It’s excellent!

Joe UA

Truly the dumbest cliffhanger that's still an absolute nail-biter. 10/10, no notes, furious to wait two weeks to see how it goes.

Angela Shrader

THE CLIFFHANGER. What will happen to the Hardy boys?!

Amatiramisu

Elite post credits bit lmaoooo

Trenton Clover

The door sounds like Hermie when he was first introduced 😂😂

John _69_

I’m soo excited for the end of this cliff hanger!!! Ant it food ok my birthday hell yeah

Jessica S

Why are we using d20s for everything? There's percentile dice 😭😅

Big Ballz McGee 9001

Everyone did a fantastic job as usual, especially Will killed it this episode. Absolutely lost it at "stop fucking my doughnut"

Pálmi Sigurðsson

The Fully Ramblomatic intro brought such a smile to my face!!!!

Deshor

This episode was an all timer

SonOfABoofo

I am not kidding: I have never hoped more that a character would roll a Nat 20 on a roll than when Ralph tried to use the force. And I’m including times when a characters death was on the line.

DMtheGOD

EXPLAIN THE NUMBERS MAGIC MAN!

Drednot

A fully Ramblomatic parody intro is immediately top 5

Chris Angel

This is the best fucking intro of the entire 4 seasons. I was crying i was laughing so hard...

SonOfABoofo

Very glad I listened to the post credits

SonOfABoofo

Only OGs remember that first sex pit. ‘Twas a long time ago but I can still see it clearly.

SonOfABoofo

There are a couple of people who left comments about the cliffhanger and how they can’t wait to see how it ended lol. They haven’t learned their lesson from marvel movies: always stay til after the credits

Brian Figueroa

Classic hijinx with the group's form of lateral thinking.

ibiri

Very funny episode. Also, This outro is amazing.

Henry G

How the fuck did you guys get Yatzhee to do the opening?! I assume he’s a fan

Tii_gee

Listening to the beginning of this episode at my job at a certain bird related publishing job was both a jump scare and a shot of inspiration 🤭

Sir. Corny Neck

Every season there's an episode that really helps me buy into the theme. In season 1 it was the Pyramid. Season 2 it was returning to Earth. This is EASILY my buy in episode for season 4 LOL

GuyLou

I also sometimes read terms of services because I get nervous I’ll fumble a free money opportunity one day and never even know

Hey kid, immacomputer

Matt's comment on Gravity made my tism scream. Just because there is no gravity doesn't mean momentum doesn't exist! The scene in Gravity is absolutely accurate. Conservation of energy!

Alexander Thorin

”What if we eat our own hole”. ”Then we can cum in from a different angle” -Will Campos 2026 It’s a miracle that no one reacted to this.

spike

ayooo australia mention (please yes do a show here)

Bella Jex

Every time I hear “Hi, I’m Beth May” I expect everyone to go “Hi Beth” like it’s an AA meeting

james L

ANNOYING CLIFFHANGER

Nolan

Even the bugs??? Crash zoom on the space bug haha

Erin Lenagar

Hey so i just listened to this today. Did Matthew predict hantavirus? ಠ_ಠ

moonjams

In case this wasn’t obvious, and I know it’s a joke, immunity doesn’t work like Dale’s fun fact. Antibodies and B cells only form in response to the specific species that infects you, in which case, it’s better to not get infected in the first place. There is no amount of times you can contract RSV or norovirus that will make you immune to shigella or herpes.

IamSparloo

I feel like Herb (Beth) should have advantage on CON checks involving preserving O2… bc in one of the Grandpa Facts, she claimed he could hold his breath for 6 min bc he auditioned for Jaws…

IamSparloo

Omg! What if Herb the worm.. was actually spelled Herb The Wyrm! And it’s cuz he can breathe fire in some situations 😂😂

Pepe Rollema

Matt was pure quality this episode laughed my ass off while biking

Alyssa and Zane Courtney

Astounding intro from Yahtzee, I wonder when Second Wind will review the whole game

nionia

thank you! They went really well :)) Maybe I'll get into the astronomy course I want 💪(space grandaddies please 🙏)

Dalle

Yahtzee doing the opening is so cool. I have no words to express myself. What a brilliant idea.

Ian Serkez

That intro took me back! Zero Punctuation and FreddieW videos were my life in high school and college!

Kitt

Amazing amazing amazing

Morrighen

They were joking but my great grandmother's maiden name was Horney. When my grandparents were dating, my grandpa went to a pig roast with my grandma and he said "wow, I've never seen so many Horney people before!".

MrMuffinz

53:14 Hey my name is Treybien 🤣🤣

Tim Walmsley

Yahtzee intro was not on my bingo card for this show

Nate Shivel

Manual savescumming to get spell slots back is top tier 😂

Chris Holt

I listened to this episode while getting a root canal. It was a great distraction, but hard not to laugh during the door bits. Lol