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[Talking Dad] Ep. 22 - Rich Dads, Poor Dads (Patreon)

Published:
2019-12-04 02:07:51
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2025-07-12 22:15:46
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2026-06
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We ruminate how money changes the fundamental nature of a dad, as well as share a bunch of awkward experiences with strangers, and answer which dad would win in a head-to-head deathmatch.

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Kelsie Charbonneau

Hahaha I'm with Matt, I would be happy just to help and not expect anything in return.

The Crow Witch

Y'all shouldnt shit on chain wallets so much. I haven't lost my wallet in 27 years because that wallet is tethered to me. EMBRACE IT

Michelle McCartney

I dunno, I do think Erin deserved half the money. She was only in that situation because the dads put her in it and she even ended up dying during the fight. I think she's been a really good sport considering she's always helping them out giving them info and direction. I think it was the honourable thing to do to recognise what she did for them and to give her half. She ended up setting up her nature reserve with it and everything so ultimately that money also went to saving all the people her and her trees would have displaced in like Barovia or wherever if she hadn't gotten it. Like the dads ended up potentially saving a lot of people by doing that. I don't know, maybe greed as a trait really squicks with me and I don't see the point in being clutchy with money when you already have so much. I also really love Erin so admittedly I'm super biased. I know this episode is super old but I'm having a fun spree re listening to them. :)

Johnny Horan

I agree with Matt so much it’s insane

sean Urban

So, I had to put this story here because they mentioned "the worst thing you did to a stranger". I was at the theaters watching Endgame, and throughout the movie a group of teenage girls kept talking, screaming, and wailing at every moment. For the first hour I endured it (hey, kids will be kids) but at the moment Iron Man dies, they were the loudest I've ever heard a human being be. Now, I'm severely lactose Intolorant and had unknowingly eaten dairy earlier in the day (I feel your pain Beth) so I had been holding in a fart that was tearing me up, but I wanted to be polite. Now by the time these girls had reached the peak of scream crying I had had it..... I let loose the most tyrannical, demonic, oppressive, and hate fueled fart I have ever endured. I have never laughed harder in my life seeing these girls react with pure horror as my hate wafted there way..... Best movie of my life

Risotto

So funny how they share stories

Ranger Bradley

🎶800-588-2 300 Empiiiiirrreee🎶 I think this is one of the 800 commercials Beth was talking about lol

Nicholas Bugeja

What was up with Beth's rant about the pants?!

Keely O'Brien

What is will talking about? There are no ten dollar coins in Europe 😂 the biggest coin is 2 euro.

Robert Kitchen

I don't know if this applies, but I would do some wild impulse things to crowds that were completely innocent but also horrific. The two that come to mind are once I went to a H.I.M. concert and wore solid white from head to toe. I did not know going in, but they filmed a live music video that night and as they pan the crowd. For a split second you can see a little white dot in the sea of black. The other was a midnight release for the final Harry Potter book. I bought the book, sat down in front of the registers in front of a huge line of people, opened to the last page and stared at the blank page at the end for about a minute. Then, to a crowd of horrified people staring at me I just yelled, "hey guys guess what!?". The screams couldn't have been louder.

Bearonavirus

I think she's speaking from experience. A billionaire wanted pants from Lululemon. He was too lazy to go himself, so he sent Beth to get a bunch of sizes as he wasn't sure what it would be? He tries them on, and sends her to return all of them, and get 5 pairs of the size he fits, bc he only will wear a pair of pants once. It barely makes sense, but that's like the only conclusion I could come to

blasStois

Anthony thinking clothing gets washed upon return is wild! Shit gets damaged out and pitched.

Johnny Vittorino

I know im hella late on this but I work in a UPS store and I can tell you with 100% certainty that there is not a threshold for returns. One of our stores has regular. She comes in with 20 to 50 amazon returns daily. For at least the past year.

Sean Skuce

I’m not sure Anthony worked retail. Clothes don’t get washed when they’re returned, just put back on the shelf as long as they meet criteria. If they’re stained and/or ruined they’ll get thrown out but that’s it.

Gabby Robinson

Wait I'm so dumb this whole time I thought it was 800-588-28000 85! TODAY! NOT EMPIRE

Perkuse

My wife lost her phone at a bar and didn't notice the morning after, so she tracked it down with the iPad and ended up at this house in the ghetto, and she just walked up and rang the door. When it opened she just asked "did you find an iPhone 12 at X yesterday?", and the dude immediately got defensive like "uh no, who the fuck are you?". So she raises her iPad and says "okay so if I call my phone right now I wont hear it ringing inside your house? My sister is waiting in the car and shes a police officer (which is true) just so you know", and then she hit call. She sees her phone light up with her ringtone and all on a table like 30 feet behind the guy and he fucking says "oh THAT iPhone, yeah of course you can have it back." That woman have bigger balls than I do.

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

I lost my ID at a bar crawl once, called the bar checked with them multiple times if they’d found it and they hadn’t. Probably two weeks pass and I get a message on Facebook from a random girl saying she found my ID at the crawl and instead of giving it to the bar, she took it home and had it in her wallet for weeks but had forgotten about it until now. Drove to her house to pick it up and she was so sweet but it was such a weird experience.

Marissa Y.

Worked for a major clothing retailer off and on for 11 years — if we got returns we could not re-sell (i.e. washed, damaged, etc.), they got thrown out. It was so incredibly wasteful. (While I'm on that soapbox, I'm sure people know this, but if you ever get asked for a donation at check out and it is NOT a thrift store/non profit, just donate to the original organization directly. Otherwise the corporation gets the tax credit.)

liam morin

and that girl was ron

liam morin

old comment but she put the dads into the situation by destroying their book. not that it was totally unjustified given that they’d taken one of hers, but if she hadnt burned the book, she wouldn’t have ever been in that situation. that said she did help them after fucking them over lol

Lazaretto

1:40 - Holy shit this is what they were referencing in their D&Dads sourcebook! Damn lol what a pull

Landon Thompson

I am going to put this podcast onto cds now just to do it n

NathanielBeBest

Are you guys going to do a Talking Dad for the Mountains of Dadness?? I would love that so much!

Erfan

Talking Dads, Talking Sons and now Talking Grandparents

Margaret Campbell

I literally ripped out my headphones during parts of the latest Mountains of Dadness. So good!

Someone Named Tygget

Beth, why is Ron Stampler the way he is? In universe answer or not, I don't care, I just need answers.

Moose Goose

"what is the opposite of true neutral cause you're somehow that" TIL Matt is a sith, cause he only deals in absolutes

MLEbug

I mean, his dad killed cats as a kid so Ron's probably SUPER damaged!

Setmon

What happened to the castle from the deck of many things? Did I miss it?

Weston Stacey

What unique Christmas tradition do the dads perform? (assuming they all celebrate it) and if not Christmas then what holiday?

mac thompson

I as a teen was swindled in France like Will. I ended up giving these people I guess $50 because I didn’t understand what was happening. They said it was for charity I think but when I told my dad what happened he spent a good 20 minutes angrily wandering a park looking for the people. Not a good day.

Brennan Artzt

Since you are probably aware of the one-page RPG Dadlands do you have any plans of playing it for the podcast?

Alonso Gomez

So did no one notice when Anthony's voice for Emily Dickerson went from rough to English to freaking Captain Jack Sparrow? 🤣🤣🤣

Caitlin Rochlin

I just wanna say that I have also downloaded a podcast and burned it to a CD ROM to play in my car. For bonus Henry Oak points, it was This American Life.

Maxim Gagnon

Anthony, now that the campaign is over could you post the notes/overview? I would love to run this same campaign.

Ian Chen

What were the dads’ first car?

Vonn Frey

the dads should by a boat (talking dads ep 17)

Tristen Hunt

Hey i got a question. Since apple podcast sucks is there any way for me to listen to talking dad on spotify? if not any other apps you guys suggest?

Trevor

I use overcast for iOS

Jason Melton

So with the wallet thing, I've been j. Japan for a few years. If you were to drop your wallet in the middle of town with your address and a couple thousand dollars, it's coming back to you with all the money in it

Stikas

I’m relistening to these and the moment of Matt “The thief that you are” is outstanding.

Maxime Coulombe

I literally just lost my phone so this ep. Kinda stings

Jordan Stickle

Will's experience with the scams kills me and I totally would've reacted the same way

Kyle

I'm a cart pusher and I find everything from phones to wallets to keys, even an IPad once, never asked for money because why would I. Only time I got money was when they actively looked for me to give me money.

Keegan McAdams

Just a fun detail--Will mentioned that Henry had some CD stuck in his Prius, so this podcast CD-RW theory is great but contradicting 🤔 lol

Hunter K

That lady absolutely stole his wallet and felt guilty about it.

Wolf Note

I dont think will knows how much chickpeas suck

Eddy B

The reward for returning Freddies wallet should have been advice what to do if you find a wallet in the future... "turn it in!"

Everest

They CAN be prepared well. But they do rarely are outside of Indian cuisine.

Everest

I’m using the wrong page on my iPhone. Works well,

Wolf Note

Thank you brynnah all food is good but as a white person sometimes we shame ourself with what we come up with smh

Jaina Brannan

the fierce nostalgia wave the sears commercial reference gave me knockedme out of my chair

Josiah Muskrat

They absolutely do not wash clothes when they are returned.