Merch Previews, and a (fixed) poll! (Patreon)

Here's some upcoming merch previews! Sorry - had to repost to fix the poll!

The purpose of this post is two-fold - one is to show off some of the upcoming designs, and the second is to zero in on our order quantity numbers. So two things, dear reader after having a look, please fill out the survey!

We know, of course, stuff can change so we're not holding you to anything, but getting accurate answers here ensures we're printing/manufacturing proper amounts of the stuff (we got your sizing from a previous survey, assume we have it in your size)

First up - shirts! We're using a local printer here in Los Angeles because it gives us a bit more control over the process. Also, since we're domestic, we avoid some of the supply chain issues coming out of China right now due to COVID-19, so we'll likely have shirts up before pins (which we are still not quite sure what the timeline is looking like)

First up, the Stampreme Hoodie:

At a distance, nobody will have to know you listen to this non-BDSM podcast! They might even mistake you for someone with sick streetwear tastes! These do have drawstrings, so Beth's pulling them out of the way for the photo.

The Glenn Close trio, of course, has tons of merch, and we found some overstock from their 2015 American tour, so check out this official tour shirt:

The back of the shirt showcases all the great malls they played that holiday season because of course.

Finally, Will here models a Bull E. Wugs shirt, featuring their famous slogan "Where a kid can beat a kid!"

We're working on a logo shirt with some new high fantasy dad art, but don't have the art for that just yet!

And here's some sweet pins, designed by J. P. Coovert and Kat Curwin! These are the digital art mockups - a gold Dads Don't Do Other Dads Dirty, a Measure Once Cut Twice, You Are Enough, Scam Likely, and a silver Stampler pin.

Finally, a note about the You Are Enough pin...

For this one, we're going to be donating all the proceeds from this pin to NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, which is a grassroots advocacy group that provides community outreach and mental health education to individuals and families across the United States (they also run a help line!). 

Anyway - hope you've enjoyed this preview! Please help us out with this survey by checking the box for anything you feel like you might buy (shirts will be $25, hoodie likely around $35, pins will be $10). Please only check a box if you feel pretty confident you're going to pick up that item, as brutally honest accuracy here is important so we're not wasteful with production.

Thanks everyone!