The Five Minute Podcast Returns For One Month Only! (Patreon)

But every week, I get a message like the one above asking for me to improvise insane bullshit. 

Well, you want insane bullshit, you'll get insane bullshit! 

Everyone pledging +$15 on February 1st will get their own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast. Audio only, because I can't afford to hire a band right now (thanks, you-know-who!)

Pledge $30, you'll get two. $45, you'll get three, etc. You know how math works. I mean, I don't, but I'm sure you do. 

Even realer talk: I genuinely miss doing them. It's unusually cool to get to talk to a single listener at a time, and make their specific comedy vision come to life. My favorite topics so far have included:

–Can you record a scene where Skeletor has He-Man tied up but clearly has a big boner for him? 

–Pitch me a Star Wars movie starring Billy Joel?

–What would "Asterios: The Musical" sound like? 

–Pitch me a show called "Biscuit Bots"?

But I know we can go crazier. Let's fuckin' do it.