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Asterios Kills A Kid #1: Try Not To Die, Kids (Patreon)

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2018-01-30 19:08:28
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Srancho & I answer REAL questions from kids, then give REAL advice that might REALLY get them killed!

The story: for months, a Five Minute Podcast listener named Jesse would send me real questions from kids, and have me answer them while drunk. I had so much fun doing it, I turned it into an entire damn show!

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Comments

Tony Proto

I much prefer this to Science Friction and Waifu Wars. Thank you for being awesome.

Jay

I had no idea Sriracha was such a Deep Internet enthusiast. She's a keeper!

Jesse Mills

The world needs this show. I don't think there's a single kids' advice column out there brave enough to publish nuggets like: "Right now you have been handed an identity: 'Penis Boy'. That is your identity. It's like a skin that you can't scrape off. You gotta put on a new skin."

Greedav

All of Sriracha's internet stories make me feel like I need to take a shower.

Shawn Galt

You should call the show "I Am Dumber Than Your Kids", then rename it "Crappy Children's Advice" in order to trick people into thinking it's something different and possibly funnier

JR

Keep killing kids Asterios. This is good shit!

Twistlock

Hilarious show but for the love of god no more “Farmer and the Dell”