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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: STAR CRYSTAL (Patreon)

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2024-04-28 05:52:52
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Can't decide if you wanna rip-off "Alien" or "E.T."? Just be like the movie "Star Crystal" and do both!  

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DwarfDaddy

This feels like it was meant to be a miniseries at first

Alexa Phoenix

Another film that rips off both ALIEN and E.T.? POD PEOPLE. Good luck reviewing that one! ;)

Alias Hensel

I thought this movie was one of my childhood fever dreams. Edit: After watching the review I seriously remember watching this movie when I was 6 or 7. I looked for it again several times over the years, but eventually convinced myself I must have just fallen asleep watching Creature and imagined the happy ending.

Smugly

Is it just me or does that music around 7:55 sound like the one from Rock n' Roll nightmare

Frank

Ughhhh!

Peter Charles Krug

I'd like to see Brandon do films that came before ALIEN that likely inspired it: "The Thing From Another World", "It! The Terror From Beyond Space", "Planet Of The Vampires" and "Queen Of Blood"

Anver Mahmud

I will say this, the music is nice!

Brian O

Well that was a trip

Jean Q. Citizen

The Jesus stuff getting shoehorned in makes me wonder if they got some funding from a church. Hey, it worked (sort of) for Ed Wood...

Bi Zuko

Going to go into Hollywood and make my stage name "The Gling"

TequilaSunrise

Highly recommend the movie Xtro, it's another alien ripoff

Dragonfyree

A movie where you don't care if everyone dies, which is not how movies should be. Scooby Doo movies are more interesting.

Philip Gonzalez

This movie looks painful to sit though…great review though :) Any thoughts on the movie “She” from 1984? It’s pretty crazy and stars Valeria from Conan 👍

KaijuSamurai 1985

Hey Mr. Tenold, I just joined and Ive always wanted to ask if you remember where you Godzilla shirt “the red circle one” you wore in the Godzilla 2000 Review. Aside from wanting to support your content its another one of the reasons I actually joined your patreon. LoL

Ramo

I thought the alien was adorable. Otherwise, woof.