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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SHOOT EM' UP (Patreon)

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I review the over-the-top 2007 action movie "Shoot Em' Up", starring Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti & Monica Bellucci!

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James Schweitzer

This film was a hoot! My friends and I were laughing and cheering so much 😆

Ben Caputo

The funny thing about this movie is that my family actually owned while I was growing up. I kept repeatedly begging to watch it. But being the age rating snowflakes they were back then, they kept saying no. I’m kinda dissapointed that I never got to watch this, but hey, better late than never.

Christian

Holy shit now you really gotta do the Double Dragon movie!

Trevor Bond

You know when this came out I wasn't going to see it. Then someone told me Paul Giamatti was the bad guy in it and I was on board in a heartbeat. This is also what got me on board with The Haunted World of El Superbeasto two years later!

Peter Charles Krug

It always makes for an interesting change of pace when Brandon reviews a mainstream Hollywood film instead of a more obscure cult and/or foreign movie.

Alexa Phoenix

Considering he cut the baby's umbilical cord by shooting it, I guess we should be glad he's not also a rabbi. I'd hate to see his method for circumcision. ;)

Dragonfyree

I think Paul Giamatti is just great in this movie and Stephen McHattie is also wonderful to see in any movie.

Chris

I remember watching this movie on cable some forgotten night and enjoying it way more than I thought. I guess the equivalent of that these days is the random box office flubs like Bullet Train that are all over the Netflix top 10.

Nate Brydges

I must admit I’m a little surprised that Clive’s character didn’t shoot Paul’s character in the ass; then break all of his fingers with one kick when Paul went to grab it? Well I’m going to have to buy this one just to see all of the deleted and extended scenes

Boobs & Blood

Not sure this type of OTT gun-play action movie works best in animation. The fun is seeing outrageous choreography done in live-action. But good luck to the director anyway. Hope the next film