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Crank (2006) Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2024-06-26 02:21:27
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MAX: https://www.max.com/movies/crank/10225934-8a32-4094-9875-bd3728065a81

This movie FEELS like Redbull is being injected right into your eyeballs! CRAZY camera angles and spontaneous public sex in Los Angeles Chinatown - What a movie!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479884/

Comments

GuyLuLu

Let's Fucking Go! Thank You Bois :3

hughhoney618

I have been waiting for this for SO long. As batshit as this movie is, it's tame compared to the sequel. Thanks boys!

Shrunken Presence

Thank you guys so much and the call in sounds great, i look forward to the sequel

Will See

Woah surprise Tuesday drop! This is one of the best series! Mostly because the first movie is so insane it’s at an 11 and in a miracle of filmmaking the sequel is at a 15

Ninjaturtles20

now that’s an adrenaline junkie of a movie that I’ve seen a few years ago and notice some celebrity cameos,rewatching this movie is how insane and ridiculous this movie was and it feels like that I’ve been on high energy,it feels like a video game and a music video at the same time that it’s GTA,Max Payne and Hitman,the public sex scene has always been stuck with me in my mind,but it was hilarious and edgy for when it came out in 2006 lol,the sequel is way too crazy that is my fav,Jason Statham is my fav action hero and I’ve seen all of his movies including Transporter which was my introduction to him 1-3,Expendables,fast and furious,the meg movies,2 Guy Richie movies,Italian job,Death Race and other B and grade movies,and this movie came out a year after the 2nd Triple X movie with Ice Cube which is underrated and cool and still stick with the campy early 2000’s energy vibes

Steven Ramirez

yooo this is going to be a banger, going to watch it now!

Steven Ramirez

Damn that Chinatown scene was odd but totally normal for 2006 standards lol 10/10 commentary!

Thundermaker34

Fantastic fellas and honestly who hasn't had sex in Chinatown 😂

Dante Means

I just need to say... THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME! Thank you guys so much. If it wasn't for this track I would've never watched this movie. Definitely in my top 20 of all time. I've got to go catch up on my Jason Statham movies now.

chillypoodle

This is one I've been waiting for, can't wait to listen later!

SkrogNoSkrog

Haven’t seen this in a minute. Can’t wait to check it out tonight!

Ghostbleach

AYO FULLY CRANKED FOR DIS !!!!

Filip Johansson

Love this movie! Hope you guys do the second one too

PukingPolygons

Dude! I loved this movie back in 2006! Also nasal spray guy was Chester Bennington from linkin park.

Kumar Kutliev

Love Crank, and the sequel has even more gags. Loved the reactions to the random cutaway sequences and accents, an all-round good time!

matt

ohhhhhhhhhhh it's called crank because it's the plot to the movie speed but with a heart instead of a bus and crank is slang for speed

Justin Bulkley

Chim Cheerios is just as wild if not wilder in Crank 2:Electric Zapperoo.

ItsNorris

I watched "The Losers" after this and that is a movie that needs added to the list. Even crazier and more over the top than Crank

Wizkidfantastic

great movie, can we add in Hardcore Henry and Upgrade to that over the top list ?

Tucker

Y’all gotta do hardcore Henry

Hank Greenburg

Wild movie. Kinda do wish Nick Cage was the protag instead of statham but he still did a good job. Now you guys have to do Hardcore Henry.

BYSweekly .

such a great commentary, died laughing. thanks guys !!

Victor

can some one let me know, if this has any heart beat noises or heart beat stuff, sounds like it would, it really triggers my anxiety. if anyone can reply would be greatful

Thrift Rat World

I’ve never seen Crank before, but I have seen Hardcore Henry. This movie is very much like it with the video game first person view point. So if keeping with this movie style theme, Hardcore Henry would be one to add to the watch list. I will say Hardcore Henry is a much better movie. It is as close as you can get to a first person view action movie that feels so much like being in a video game. Great job with Crank! Any movie the boys do that involve using accents are always my favorite! 🤣🤣🤣

Jake

Holy sh*t the kid from Kazaam is in this movie.

ag

Finally. 1 hour Statham impressions ch'naw i mean? More Statham please. The Transporter series. The Mechanic 2011 worthy mention

Dane Blythe

I know him mostly as the kinda bad guy with a heart of gold from Veronica Mars, basically the same age and character as he was in Crank

Nicholas John Lloyd

D’you know wut I mean mate! This dub still claps cheeks, just like Chev and Amy Smart boinking in front of unsuspecting peoples lol