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Ya-Har! Brace yourselves for a LONG one! Long like a paddle board oar! Although this flick is not as hype as the first, tis a good time nonetheless. Those barnacle boys still look incredible after all these years. Enjoy!

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Comments

GuyLuLu

To The Seas I Go! Thank You Bois!

llama

Tbh it’s kinda down hill from here

ATOMIC CHORIZO

Davey Jones beard/head was based on a live octopus used in the original godzilla vs Kong movie.

Oliver Mayo

Thanks boys, I'm sure you'll make it hilarious. But this definitely has diminishing returns.... pirates got worse every movie

jaboodydubs

ehhh... We gona put this pirate business on ice for a while... Maybe we will return someday.. but yeah it does kinda feel like the first one has most of the magic feels. Definitely feeling up for more retro action / obscure weird flicks for the next couple commentaries!

Wizkidfantastic

We all be booty plundering seamen tonight maties !

Deonte Hall

hell yea bois ive been waiting for this one!

ATOMIC CHORIZO

The next one is captain crunch's origin story.

Will See

Yarrrrrr nevar seent this un befarrr

Aryn

uknowhowlongivebeenwaitinfordis

KB Scoot

Nooo way. Silly British accents, amber heard trial drama, let’s see what happens…

KB Scoot

You take that back 😂😂 starts talking in Jack voice

JP

Can’t wait to watch this when I get home. LFG!

Ninjaturtles20

I got a jar of dirt,I got a Jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it,we have our heading,that became the most popular memes of tik tok including Jack running away from the natives,this movie has the best music including the drums and the kraken one,this one is like sea of thieves with yapping mixed with saturday morning cartoon scenes including the sick max payne slo mo shot at the end and the best visual effects on the sea creatures and davy jones still hold up,I’ve seen this movie multiple times for when I get bored from coming back from school and then the next year the 3rd movie came out and I luv it,it was my fav and the best one and spawned a bunch of memes and it’s better than the 2nd,I think I got Pirated out when it got to the 5th one which is the worst one,yea let’s make the pirate sequels cook and put them on ice for now,the next one is longer than this one,but it’s funnier and entertaining and more pirate action

Shredded_Skull

This one’s my favorite! Could you guys put the sync timestamp in the description of the post?

llama

Shut up was it? I didn’t know that

ATOMIC CHORIZO

I watched a video on wikizilla YouTube. Oodako (giant octopus) profile.

Scott Johnson

Hell yeah this is the best one I think

Scott Johnson

Wat about twilight series there hilarious 🤣🤣

Steven Ramirez

Man you know you've watched enough commentary tracks when you get the movie at the spot Justin wants you at before he says anything. Its easy to learn but I was there before I even had the patreon opened lol

Jonathan Rivas

I say you guys do the third one and be finished with this, it loses its magic after the third one. When are you guys going to watch the third Matrix movie? I would love to wrap that trilogy up!

Filip Johansson

Same. But i do it more like a mini game for myself lol

Lewis Clement

If you guys are up for some weird film I might suggest having a look at clash of the titans (1981) what a film

Filip Johansson

Please tell me you will do the 3rd one pretty soon. It's better then this one and after that one you really don't have to watch another pirates movie.

Filip Johansson

It also have Barbosa back who is the best character in the whole series

Mischief3k

The irony of you mentioning Keira Knightly should have played Padme. She actually did!!!! She played the decoy Padme while the real one was disguised as a guard. Her characters name was Sabe.

ShayMan22

Love this boys!! Have y’all ever thought about doing an Underworld commentary?

Kumar Kutliev

Orlando Bloom's tentacle took over the commentary while all the parley talks were going on. Loved that. One of the Davy Jones guys eats the other's nipples. The mega-cuck mixing up with the pirates. Another solid commentary.

Samuel Ellis

Dang it, Jaboody! Now I have "Orlando Bloom's big cocka" in my search history.

Paineinyourblank

3rd one is my fav ❤️ 2nd one has a scene after credits where the tribal people are now worshiping the dog

Jake

If you want a movie commentary track that has a "large segment" dedicated to the boys image searching and talking, at "great lengths", about Orlando Bloom's exposed sea cucumber, then look no further.

Filip Johansson

I honestly love that movie! The fucking sound the big bird makes in that movie is terrifying lol

Ghostbleach

This is one of the first movies I saw at the theater !!! One of the best pirate movies !!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Hank Greenburg

Man the effects in a lot of this were great and I love the Kraken, but there's way too much yapping and the motivations in this felt really weak as well. Also the sword clanging that leads nowhere gets old pretty quick. Really impressed at the level of effort that went into making all the fish people feel unique. I do think the next one is cooler than this iirc, so hopefully its a bit better on the action front.

Andrew Wilkins

“That things a fuckin hammer bro” -Lew

Wishmaster12

Dude Davy jones as a mortal kombat character would be sick