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The Transporter (2002) Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2025-05-16 22:56:34
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Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/the-transporter-88bc7d75-908d-4f1b-a172-88358d0db1d5

A young Jason Stathom transports us right back to the 2000s! This flick delivers a decent amount of ass kickin & driving. Best enjoyed with a tall glass of Orange-Gina! Enjoy, Patrons!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293662/

Comments

Joe Heimbecher

No way! I love this movie, can’t wait to listen!

ThiccDaddyDave

Bout time we got some more Statham! I honestly feel like Jason is one of the last action movies Stars of this generation who doesn't care if the movie is too goofy. Not too many out there like him anymore. Check out the beekeeper with him in it!

ATOMIC CHORIZO

Imagine Jason Statham as James bond.

ThiccDaddyDave

I've never seen the movie but his bloopers for it are really hilarious

SkrogNoSkrog

Holy crap....I was literally thinking of this movie last night and how I hoped you boys would dub it. THANK YOU!!!

chivy

Can't think of a better way to usher in the weekend than with a Jaboody Dubs movie commentary track!

Ninjaturtles20

This movie was my introduction to Jason Statham as an action star of when I was 8 years old,this movie is decent and dumb fun. filled with solid kick ass scenes that are short but the sequels kick it up a notch but compared this to crank I would watch crank again than this, I give this movie a 6.8 out of 10

pluvia33

Man, I was SO sure I saw this movie back in the day because I remember thinking that Transporter 2 was so much cooler.... But after watching it again, I'm not so sure anymore. The oil fight is the only part that really rings a bell. Everything else was so forgettable. Still a fun watch with you guys and I do think the sequel would be worth a dub.

Thundermaker34

Fuckin A+ y'all great movie and another fantastic commentary thanks boyos

Ghostbleach

Def dub out that 41 year old virgin that knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt superbad about it haha 😂

Brian

I laughed way to hard at "Jason Stethoscope".

Dane Blythe

The name's Bond... James Bond. Janowotimean?

Trulybas

Not an action movie but Heavyweights (1995) is a Disney original film about kids at fat camp with Ben Stiller.

smiley

Should check out Ninja In The Dragon's Den (1982) directed by Corey Yuen, one of the directors of The Transporter. It's a classic kung fu comedy with some great laughs lol

Kumar Kutliev

Transporter 2 is way more legit: there's the crazy gun-toting hench-woman, much more cohesive bad guy plot, etc. Definitely check it out for more Statham goodness. Transporter 3 is WAY worse than the first movie, though: there's a grocery store poop scene. I loved "Jason Stethoscope," the "My things" rap song riffs, the incompetent French cop. The cop is in the 2nd movie too.

number1gnome

The oil fight is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen in a modern action movie and I loved every second

number1gnome

Glad you mentioned Peter Dinklage Da Looooong Waaaaay being the dude from The Fast and the Furious. I like to think this is somehow in the same universe lol Also the soundtrack for this was straight up ASS. Such a fun commentary though.

number1gnome

I want them to watch it but also don't want them to take the brain damage that it would cause

Dane Blythe

I forgot how awesome this movie is. Shirtless greased up Statham throwing eight consecutive roundhouse kicks, it doesn't get any better than that folks.

V

My back my crack my sack my backpack!! my ladyyyyy

Jim Night

Oh great now I'm bricked up

Jim Night

Jason Statham is legit. Started out as an Oympic swimmer.

joe cottrell

“Never fuck the package”

Antonio Vann

Long Dinklege is actually Vince from the OG Fast and the Furious

Hank Greenburg

This felt like a jackie chan movie but not fully committed to his style. Also lacked the charm of jackie of course. I think this would have been a lot better if they just introduced more humor into it. Almost had a pink panther thing going on with the inspector, but without the humor it just doesn't work.

Samuel Ellis

"He's wearing a lesbian's hair" Adding that to my quote collection. Thank you, Pops!

Bulb

Rip the guys in the back of his car lmao