[SISSY SCHOOL] Orientation + Week 1 Assignment (Patreon)

Listen up! Class is officially in session! Put your phones away! Those aren't allowed in my class... unless you're taking the class on the phone, in which case keep it out... but stop texting your friend!.. unless you're trying to seduce that friend, in which case...

You know what? Just pay attention, because your orientation is starting! Did you pay your class fee? Did you get your orientation package in the mail? It should have included your textbook, a wig, a pair of panties, some razors... why are you all shaking your heads? Did you pay your class fee? Well no wonder you didn't get the package!

Okay, never mind that. We'll make do without it. Let's face it, you all have razors and panties, and I'm sure you all have wigs too.

If you're here, it's because you've enrolled in Sissy School 101. I'm your professor, Professor Nikki, but you can also call me Miss Nikki, or even Mommy. Just don't call me Mrs. Nikki... that was my mother's name.

Okay, tough crowd....

Well, since none of you got your information packages, I guess I have to go over the class structure. Now this is important, so listen up!

For the next couple of months (10 weeks, to be specific), you're expected to do everything I say. Want a passing grade? Well, you'd better listen up and focus hard on your assignments. Attendance is crucial. If you miss class, how will you know what your assignment is? A passing grade in my class is 70. 

Each week, you will receive a new assignment--Yes, starting today! Save your questions for the end! And put your hand up if you want to ask something. Nothing is more boyish than just blurting out a question and interrupting the professor!

Each assignment will be graded out of ten. Ten assignments, each worth ten points. That's a total of one-hundred points. This isn't math class, but I hope you figured that one out. 

Yes, I'm a hard grader!.. But I won't be grading you. I have my TAs do that. There are a couple hundred of them, and they leave a grade by commenting a score between 1 and 10 (and don't worry, they're all very nice and generally give 8s, 9s, and 10s.) 

Oh, and if I think a TA is being too harsh, I'll be tossing them out of the class; I like to keep the atmosphere positive here--I TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT PHONE AWAY YOU LOUSY ASS!

Now listen up and take notes! This next part is absolutely crucial.

You will submit your assignments to nikkicrescent@gmail.com. Make sure the SUBJECT is your Patreon Name + Assignment #. (example: Nikki Crescent, Assignment #4). Attach ONE picture, unless the assignment says to do otherwise. 

You will, upon submitting your first assignment, receive a letter from the alphabet. That letter will be yours until the end of the semester. To the TAs, you will be known as Miss A, Miss B, Miss C, and so on. I'd rather they don't know your identities, because we had some problems with a particularly horny TA last semester, and long story short, I spent two whole days cleaning up my classroom with commercial-grade bleach and a very expensive stain remover. 

Your assignments will be posted at the end of the week for grading. For all the new TAs in the class, when you comment your grade, format like this:

Miss A: 9
Miss B: 10
Miss C: 8

Shift+Enter will create a new line without submitting your reply. I will go through the comments and tally the results to create an average for each student. 

Now, this is a Christian School, so please make sure your assignments aren't overly lewd, or Patreon won't allow me to post. I know, I know... We tried to rent a room over at the community college, but we couldn't afford the rental rate, so this is the best we could do. I told them that this is one of those Pray Away The Gay classes, so just play along, alright? 

By the end of this semester, you will be a proper, submissive sissy, assuming you focus hard on completing your assignments. I like to think that I'm a kind professor, so if you don't have some important piece of clothing called for in one of the assignments, I will try to provide you some sort of alternative. 

There may be small surprise quizzes that can earn you extra credits, so be sure to check your student portal often. Hold on, someone's at the door...

What's that? Bible Study needs this room in five minutes? I thought I had half an hour. It hasn't been half an hour! I don't care if it's Psalms day! I paid for thirty minutes--okay, yes, I know I haven't paid anything yet. Where's the money? Um... Well, I lost it. I've been really into this Poker app lately, and this guy went all in and I had pocket-aces, and... Yes, of course it's a Christian Gambling App! Okay, okay, I'll wrap it up!

Okay, class, I guess we have to jump right into your first assignment: Stockings.

I want a picture, from your waist to your feet, of you in stockings (or socks). Thigh highs, knee highs... whatever you've got! I don't care what's on your waist: a skirt, panties, booty shorts. If you're going to go with nothing at all, I'll have to blur your you-know-what. Nice lighting would be nice, but work with what you have. 

See the example here:

(Oh, and this was from our last year's valedictorian. She really excelled near the end of the semester)

I'd like to get the assignments to the TAs before the weekend, so try to submit your work by the end of the week. A point will be docked for every late day. 

Now, remember: send your assignments to nikkicrescent@gmail.com. 

Oh, and one more thing before they kick us out--yes, I see you all there with your bibles! We're wrapping it up! You can wait two more minutes! Or maybe you're interested in joining our class? A few of you look like you have good potential...

Okay, okay! I'm wrapping it up!

One more thing: if you get a passing grade, you will get an amazing prize. I don't want to say what it is, but it's worth about $50 USD. And the valedictorian will receive a special honour. Again, no spoilers. 

Alright! Alright! We're leaving!