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This weeks extended video is the brand new Don't Laugh Challenge! With 2 whole segments we deleted from the Youtube version!

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Steve

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QuantumFrog

Nice, exactly when I am on the toilet just scroling reels

Mihai

😨

Mihai

In the future, would you consider uploading to YouTube as unlisted and link it here instead, so that we can enjoy the videos in the same resolution as the main channel ones? Patreon has a cap on 1080, I believe.

Lucas

More Jordan 😂

Rooster

Top tier episode

Casey Ribons

Thank you, God. What a blessed day!!

Prashant Prasad

Abbys forfeit should be dressing up as Mr Touchy Wutchy in public 😂 for an hour.

M

It’s a pain watching this on the app. Anyway to get it on tv then can watch like on YouTube :)

Exo Sol

For Abby's punishment, date with Valentine

Riz (actually my name)

Abby's punishment should be the next video they do. she has to spend the entire video with tape over her mouth. shes still there. she just cant speak. OR. she wears speech blocker headphones for a period of the video so its hard for her to talk. Basically a punishment where she cannot use her 🍆hungry mouth. (andrews words not mine).

Ash Williams

Def popped for "It's Slime Time"

Phoenix

Alan's one more bag than she can swallow joke was fucking diabolical🤣🤣 great episode guys

Ash Williams

God damn Alan let himself go

Woosh Transition

Best video yet! Jordan crushed that musical 🤣🤣

Conal Wright

Haven't watched the video, but super excited to get long cuts on patreon! 🥳🥳🥳🥰

James Damar

Abby's punishment should be updating her acting reel video, 4 video's every OG (besides Abby) gets to write the prompt that Abby has to put on her acting reel.

Arshia TN

I really wish you could add 4K version of these too.

IGOR PODEMSKI

What the fuck are these yellow subtitles? Seriously though.... who thought that was a good idea?

Akilla's Middle Pillar

Aside from Alan's cum bag joke, this wasn't your best work. Still love you guys though.

Bas Ganzevles

Every episode that Jordan is in, he's the MVP of that episode

MiNDSeT™

Weekly therapy is heeeeere

Bayley's Outfit

Sorry OGs but Jordan is my new favvvv and the jail jail song needs to be on spotify!!!!!

Ice Blue

Jordan's bit was really great 😂❤️

steelfabric

Jordan for the win, then Alan's cum bag joke, and Sam stitching up Hammo. The entire episode is priceless.

Snake Scooter

Amazing video as always, keep it up

SwedishSwede

Sorry but Jordans play was too long and not that funny. I had high hopes since he's been really good in previous episodes.

Yud

Jordan is the dope.

King

Ninja-Man is the hero we need not the one we deserve.

Kreizijs

Thanks for informing me about extended version on patreon :) <3

MyMontana

Abby should wear Alan’s pink suit while doing a gangster rap about Akilla and Sam hooking up and Andrew watching with a Fifi

OG Crew

How could you forget Slime!?

Hannah :P

Honestly I need Jordan’s Hamilton the musical tour more than i need chemo.

Ermo

Love the subtitles at 3:03.

SOMMOLIEVITO (IN ENG HOLYYEAST)

Alan you were hot, why did you eat so much. Get in the gym ASAP and you will recive a shit ton of cum tribute.

thatmattbowers

We need “New Hamilton the Musical” on Apple Music now! Especially “Jail Jail” 🤣

Farhan Shameel

abby's video took me tf out 💀 this one was great guys

Ty

Slime time!!! Abby should do a joint erotica reading with Slime

Nishant Ray

Abby will speak like Donald Duck for the punishment

Farhan Shameel

punishment for abby should be spin the bottle but with the whole crew, andrew, sam, akila, jordan, alan, rodney, billy, sarah, the whole gang, even nathan, milu and other bts people

Steven Payton

for the punishment for abby i think every time she has a go at the others they should squirt her with a wate pistol or she has to do the same punishments in the next 3 videos that the others have to do.

Keith Robinson

Please continue releasing a weekly extended cut for the YouTube release. That seems to be a basic feature for most Patreons at a certain tier.

Derek

The Jail Song 🔥🔥😂

gigi gigiotto

Is it a patreon thing videos limited to 1080p btw or it's just how it was uploaded?

David Bowie

I didn't know there was an extended version until I finished the YouTube video, so I'm here for another 50 minutes. Jordan's segment reminds me of Sammy J and Randy's special.

Melinda Thorne

So... Abby didn't lie in the other video. She really had buck teeth :P

Cat_Noir

Guys, we're on Patreon. What's the point, if the video with Alan is still censored?

Turbo-tism

Jordan is the GOAT - so much so that Sam would do wildly inappropriate things to him

Iron

WOW, great video

Sky Quest Music Official

Abby punishment, Slime Time part 2 but at the "Climax" she gets a literal bucket of slime dumped on her😂

Anthony Weber

“Do I like Sam? Do I have a poo kink cuz she ALWAYS do stink.” -Akila the Pilla of the OG Crew

Reid Priedhorsky

(1) We need a full-length music video with high production values of the jail jail song. Actually two, one for each version of the lyrics.

Reid Priedhorsky

(2) So I actually read Andrew’s book and ... it’s really good! Also his narration of the audiobook is excellent. He should do more audiobook narration.

Abby’s Broom

Can we have a full play of “Andrew Hamilton the Musical” please? Abby’s punishment should be to post ASMR content on her YT channel

BubbyBotches

Abby punishment: Maybe a mix of punishment and potentially something she could enjoy a tad bit?! She gets teased for yapping but never gets made to stay quiet but she can't be quiet a whole episode as its a bit cruel to ask that. I feel a fair compromise should be that she dresses as a Mime. Mimes can be made pretty! As far as the punishment? She must act out every round of a Charades themed game where pairings of Sam Akila Hammo Alan face off? Or a charades 4 way? Obviously let her talk in between rounds but be quiet for acting out charades. I'll leave the creative part up to you! Abby, Mime, but fun and themed, not cruel.

Naim

The Jordan 5 Act play is insane 😂

M R

Abby Punishment: She has to do an entire episode in a skimpy bikini. And no covering up shenanigans :) Either that or enter a wet tshirt contest. I'd be happy with either >:)

Wiley Hawkins

Y'all are too funny. The true winner is Sam cause she laughed the most, therefore she has a sense of humor 😆

Wiley Hawkins

Abby should make a video of her narrating some of her erotic books on camera, and not laugh or give up.

shnake_case

Actually, that was his cousin 4skin

shnake_case

That's a great idea for a punishment

Anthony Weber

Righttttttt 4skin the sexy man. Unlike Akila Wila 🙄😂😂

Oscar

Is the poppy play time suit an announcement for a gaming show?

Matt Setters

If you have a smart tv you should be able to cast it to your tv. That’s how I watch

Matt Setters

I wasn’t prepared for skinny Alan

Delicat

Abby punishment: stay silent for one shoot.

Vishnu Sethu

How did Andrew fall for the Cameo trap when Abby literally called out the exact scenario in the Brutal Advice video. On YouTube at 5:57 she literally lays out the exact setup 😂

Bare Thomas

Was Sarah doing "the voice"??? For some reason, that kinda would turn me on...

Alejandro Will

Abby exposing her old self and takin it like a champ, and then the ending with Alan double champ, fucking love Abby.... Also yeah remove the censorship come on, I came to see the full Alan bit

Anthony Patlan

Abby punishment she has to redo hamo the musical 😂

Pacer1

Tell me Chip did not die or I will fight god.

Vesna Pezer

Skinny Alan would never give Abby (or me) a chance

The Name Is Veej 🙂

Abby's punishment..... She has to get a tattoo of Donald Trump's autograph on her ankle (on the opposite side to her current "OG" tat) 👌

Tomek Wójcik

Geez, man, Jordan killed it in this video. Buddy out-wirdoed Alan and hard. Love his appearances! :)

Alan_in_a_pantyhose

Can't wait for Andrew Hamilton the musical on Spotify ✊

Jarka Ruus

In the YouTube version it certainly seemed like it. This was more neutral.

Jarka Ruus

I'm feeling dumb for not getting the "Hamilton" musical twist. You couldn't get away from the ads for months.

Jarka Ruus

Wild guess, but dog appeasing pheromone diffuser?

Jarka Ruus

Oh, gee! Three times not two Sam? Abby's punishment should be to get that smell off Sam.

Whitney

OG’s patreon’s my calling 🎵 ✨

Vesna Pezer

I wanna see your mom doing the same

Isyournamewozza

The jail song is a certified classic from Jordan! Had me choking almost as much as Alan👀

Michalis Demetriou

This might be the greatest video yet. I almost died when the tights were put on Alan's head.

Antonio

Video was awesome! Abby's punishment: She put's on a one woman show of Jordan's five act play, complete with the "missed cue", all while wearing a "Why wasn't I good enough to impregnate?" shirt.

Austin

Weird

JET

Who was the voice. They were funny

Jordan Keeler

Abby should have to Dress up like Donald Trump for her punishment

Reggie Luna

So I think Abby's punishment should be that she has to talk all day, out and about, talking like Donald Trump.

Felipe Zeped4

That top knot, young abby, Ms Doubt Hammo, Slime and Ninja Man… all hail to Jordan the musical’s master!

Josh Foelber

Why does Sam look like she has cum dripping down her face in the thumbnail?

Real_One

So yall put it on Patreon to still blur out whatever Alan was doing in the video? I’m confused as hell

Andrew Nelmes

Abby's punishment, make her wear a maga hat 😂

camperjr

How bad must the blurred out scene in Alan's home video that they couldn't even show it on Patreon lol

PotatoMan

This is so funny! Also was the tickle monster aftaid to tickle Abby?😂 Good call, let's make this her punishment now

Andrew Ledwith

Punishment for Abby should be she has to do a dramatic reading of Hammo’s book at an open mic night.

Andrew Ledwith

The cadence sounds like Billy to me.

Sebass M

Thought it was Rodney 😅

Sebass M

Shoutout to Mr. Hamilton defending his family honor!

Sebass M

Still a pain

Ali Ahmed

bro what the fuck are you talking about

Ali Ahmed

tickle monster didn’t dare touch abby lmfao

Glenn Swider

is this for future Chip, or "Sorry" for your loss.... those four legged friends find a way to reach the furthest into ones heart, and hurt the most when the leave

SaaltyDan

Punishment- Abby wearing "Why wasn't I good enough to impregnate?" shirt with her face on it in public ( to dinner or something).

Nathan

Second this!

Nathan

Abby should have to do a presentation for the rest of the crew about why Donald Trump is the best US President! Five minutes minimum!

Nathan

Oh that is brutal!!!

Nathan

It looked like it said Zoe on it. Also this video was from October last year and we've seen Chip since then so he's safe and happy (well as happy as you could be having to listen to Abby's voice every day)

Nathan

I think it was Ninja Man. It had his cadence and occasional slip up.

JUSTIN

This video convinced me that theres something between Sam and hammo.i picked up on some things in previous vids but Her face at 7:48 sold me.

Dark WHORE Moose

Now make a whole episode around the sex scenario 😉😉😂

SAM

That was a pretty good one, would have been amazing if they explained what all the other punishments are.

SAM

Punishment idea for Abby, make to her be silent for one episode (laugh allowed but no words), or better make her wear a ball gag :)

Dark WHORE Moose

Abby has to wear an ancient Greek or Roman outfit and feed Akilla grapes ! 😉😉😁

Andy

Omg i fucking DIED at the videos the OG's submitted. Skinny Alan is forever my spirit animal.

Mike Duron

We want to see the unblurred version of Alan's video. It's Patreon. Make it happen!

Endo

Is Abby fine or is she full of Alans deseases now?

Mihai

Jordan & Slime bringing culture in 'ere. Loved it.

Jeff Rider

Abby should appear in a bikini top

SHADOW

This is probably my favourite video of recents. Would Like to see more. The less structure, and more unhinged the better

Synnz

Abby's Punishment, Make the Why wasn't I good enough to impregnate shirts for merch

Matěj Vaněk

Is it wierd that I replay the Jail part over and over? XD Top tier song concept

Mihai

Abby punishment: designing her own fifi

Bond_James

Make Alan great again

Ninefthigh

AB...SOL...UTLEY!!!!!

Michael Suezo

Tape her mouth for a full episode. Give her a small white board to write on.

That Artist

Every time Abby starts a sentence with "I'm sorry?!" she has to do something the others choose during that entire episode.

Logan Luck

The erotica was top tier, slime is a great storyteller

Zac

Abby's Punishment. Has to flirt with Milu for all of one episode, but Milu can't know about it (I hope he isn't reading this haha)

Cody Rosales

The newspaper with Abby breaking the Bonnie Blue record was hilarious! Abby's punishment should be wearing a shirt with the impregnate line and go up to random people on the street asking folks to comment on it

DaveH

Jordan is hilarious too!

Mega

Who's the bald guy

steelfabric

Abby's punishment? Hmm. I don't like physical things like kissing Akila again. That is kinda ick and not funny. Wearing funny costumes is a bit blasé and has been done to death. And I don't want it to be traumatic, like faking Chip's death. That would be cruel. But, Sam stitching up Hammo so well is where I'm thinking. Some situation where Abby walks in without fear, but it turns out to be a total ruse. Maybe Abby getting an appearance in a sit-com and her character's name is Chloe (ginger hair, you know), or some such. Make her go blonde and call her Different Peyton. I dunno. Just some thoughts from an addled mind.

Bond_James

Abby has to catalog Alan's cum tribute collection.

Uncle Dinesh

Sam is the ultimate prankster! Her prank on Andrew was epic! Much respect!

Uncle Dinesh

Alan’s video submission was wow! Dude you look like a K POP star! Great production and well shot. Great film making!

Uncle Dinesh

Abby was so brave to submit that and be so vulnerable like that! Love her confidence in herself

Uncle Dinesh

Akilas video was short and sweet like him 😄 but really loved seeing the little red car .. impostor 1 is one of my favorite episodes

Uncle Dinesh

Abby’s punishment idea 1 : Abby praises or talks like Donald trump before / after every time she talks in the next episode .

Uncle Dinesh

Abby punishment idea 2 : Abby talks like she’s deaf for one episode and make Sam’s wish come true. 😄 maybe just get hear nose cancelling headsets for an episode .

TheWayOfGrogu

Amazing plot twist at the end! 😂😂

Kenni G

Jordans “I’m in jail” is the only hit I need this year, that was hilarious 🎉🥳

Lucas Coffey

Why does Abby have so much ick for Slime? What did I miss?

James Gruber

The slime round was worth the price of admission itself

Uncle Dinesh

It was nice to see Tony slime again!

Michael Suezo

I replay the whole musical! So funny

MaurizioS

Trying to be positive but this was my least liked ep.. The only good thing was the Alan Abby spit take. Just a bad concept and even more porly produced. Take steps back to the content that worked. PS please dont bring Jordan back - I skipped his section.

Fraser Mackie

And to top it off, they had a wee certificate made haha!

TheAshers999

I though it was good but the voice was annoying

Jeff

a kiddie pool with slime and she has to wrestle Slime

Gio

Jordan crushed it.

MaurizioS

I don’t think Abby would be part of any punishment that involves Slime. She has a visceral reaction as soon as she sees him.

Joe Closs

Anybody create a meme or Boomerang of jail jail, I’m in jail yet?

Jarka Ruus

The crew could have Abby dress up as Jeannie from the sitcom "I dream of Jeannie" (re the OG's react episode Guess the Ex Abby's edition).

Damnedest Brit

Akila seemed really subdued in this version as well. Things not good in the Akila Willa world?

John Stephens

Did Chip really die ? Thats so sad.

John Stephens

Abbys punishment: Abby and Sam “dance off” !!

BigMac

At 15:40 Abby asks “isn’t cinco six?” and we were robbed of the subtitle

anno2122

love the cut, but i would reals tham maby a day after, or a version with just the cut out parts.

Crazy Ole UA! 🫡🤙

Sam! I still love you! But after I saw you get sprayed for the third time, I was relieved to be a continent away! Would still marry your stinky moldy clam!

Chirag

The song about Hammo made me want the unextended cut

Chirag

This is the first time I’m going to just stop watching an episode entirely. Completely agree on not bringing Jordan back, especially for such a long piece - I skipped it too. He was fun when included for a short interlude at first but that song was painful. Definitely go back to the content that worked please.

OG Crew

I wish I was a continent away from myself that day 😂

OG Crew

No he’s alive and well

Crazy Ole UA! 🫡🤙

Hahaha. Seriously though. How long did it take to get that smell out?

Bond_James

The one thing I didn't understand was why the voice modulator effect was so different from the yt video to this version?

Jarka Ruus

Sorry, way too late, but the thumbnail for this is great. Hope it comes up in a BTS making of the thumbnails video. The feather in her ear, Sam leaking a bit but about to explode! Too funny.

fuzzyhamito

make abbys punishment dressing up as donald trump, shell hate that

Racso562

That voice modulator in this one is WAY better!

Steve Dave

The whole musical bit was brilliant lol

Kevin Farley

Why would Abby ask if we thougth she grew up hot? She's not hot now.

Chris Walker

Absolutely phenomenal Jordan.... the best Ive ever EVER seen amazing dude! bahahaha still laughing at this! XD XD

Pace Gloege

I'd kill for an hour+ long rendition of "Hamilton the Musical"

Trevor Hammar

Wait Akilas car from imposter was purple and wasnt it a purple truck pretty sure I seen a red car