Chapter 270: Tartaglia Was Beaten Again in the Golden House, and Qiqi Wanted to Catch Sheep (Patreon)

After causing a ruckus in Inazuma, Arataki Itto traveled across the sea to Mondstadt. He unleashed his signature move, the bean dip with salt cow, sending his loyal little beetle flying in a graceful arc that landed squarely on Timmie's precious pigeon pile. The flock of pigeons scattered instantly, turning into a pile of raw poultry meat amidst a flurry of flying feathers. What else could Timmie possibly do? He could only display a flamboyant expression of utter despair. Every day, someone passing by the bridge managed to terrorize his birds, and poor Timmie was nearly accustomed to the constant heartache.

After wreaking havoc on Timmie's pigeons in Mondstadt, the boisterous gang leader dashed back to Liyue and made a direct beeline for the Golden House. Inside the grand treasury, Tartaglia was still nursing his wounds, sitting quietly with bandages and crutches. It appeared that aside from Noelle, there were others who frequently dropped by for a friendly physical exchange. The moment the Fatui Harbinger saw Itto step through the doors, his composure shattered completely, and he broke his guard with a frantic yell. Get out of here right now!

Itto pretended not to hear the warning clearly, tilting his head with a wide grin. Huh?

Tartaglia roared hysterically, his voice echoing off the golden pillars. Get out! Get out! Get out!

Witnessing the Harbinger in such an agitated state, Itto decided it might be a bit excessive to continue bullying someone who was already down on his luck. He waved a hand casually to appease Tartaglia, turning around as if preparing to leave. But then, a sudden twist occurred. Without taking two proper steps toward the exit, Itto whirled back around, lunged straight at Tartaglia, and slammed him flat against the stone floor. After delivering a round of scathing mockery, he grabbed the Harbinger by the leg and tossed him around like a green giant smashing a hapless foe. Leaving the battered and bruised Tartaglia behind in a heap of misery, Itto strolled out of the Golden House in high spirits.

As he walked along the path, Itto suddenly heard a loud rushing sound from above his head. Before he could react, a dark shadow plunged downward from the sky, slamming into the ground right in front of him and creating a massive, human-shaped crater in the stone. The sudden and violent impact startled the oni so severely that he fell backward onto the dirt, completely paralyzed by the terrifying aura radiating from the impact zone.

Suddenly, a hand reached out from the depths of the crater and firmly grabbed Itto's bare foot. The celestial screen flickered, and the broadcast came to a sudden halt.

Today's video broadcast is officially over. Thank you for watching.

As the screen faded, the reward distribution commenced across the realm.

The video protagonist Aether received a super-strong field cooking pot.

The narrator Paimon acquired a super-sturdy barbecue grill for outdoor use.

Arataki Itto was awarded a comprehensive instruction manual on increasing arm muscle mass.

Yoimiya received a specialized booklet detailing the secrets of boxing and guessing games.

Klee obtained a complete set of insulated children's ski gear.

Noelle was granted an advanced guide titled The Perfect Utilization of Physical Strength.

Gorou received a box of chewy Shiba Inu jelly cakes.

Tartaglia was compensated with ten emergency medical first aid kits.

Sango acquired a special secret recipe designed specifically for hunting ghosts.

The virtual chat room reopened for discussion five minutes before the next connection. Viewers immediately flooded the interface with complaints about the chaotic program.

Tartaglia typed in a fury, Dammit, why must I always remain the target? Even after everything, why must I stay trapped inside the Golden House just to serve as a punching bag for everyone who walks through the door?

Xander chuckled, Perhaps it is simply because you left such a memorable impression during your initial defeat by Aether in the Golden House.

Yoimiya chimed in with amusement, What a profound tragedy. Tartaglia might not just be one of the worst-off individuals in the broadcast room; he is undoubtedly holding the absolute bottom spot, isn't he?

Klee agreed instantly, I completely agree with that assessment. He is definitely the most unfortunate person here.

Arataki Itto shouted in protest, Hold on a minute! Where is Miss Hina? Where are the exclusive collectibles I was promised? All I care about is Miss Hina's merchandise!

Kaeya observed thoughtfully, That arm muscle enhancement method actually seems quite tailored for Brother Itto. It remains a complete mystery why his upper arms completely lack any significant definition despite his otherwise athletic build.

Diluc added, Indeed, it looks rather strange, much like an unfinished painting where the proportions fail to align properly.

Xander replied playfully, Who knows, perhaps it was simply a design flaw in the universe.

Amber considered the final scene carefully, The person who plummeted from the sky at the very end of the broadcast simply had to be Noelle, correct?

Jean confirmed, Judging by the precise outline left in the stone crater and the characteristic shape of the armor, it was undoubtedly Noelle.

Xingqiu noted, Such an abrupt cliffhanger clearly indicates that there are still many unresolved stories waiting to be told in future broadcasts. I am certainly looking forward to seeing how it unfolds.

Kuki Shinobu sighed, The Mondstadt rock god ended up stripping the boss of his weapon. I have a strong feeling things are about to get complicated.

Beidou laughed, Well, at least we will eventually get to see the whole story play out. Waiting in suspense like this is rather frustrating.

Yae Miko remarked, These second-creation broadcast rooms certainly enjoy employing such appetite-wheezing tactics. It is quite a mischievous way to run a show.

As the five-minute interlude elapsed, the chat room disbanded, and the spectators returned to their respective daily routines.

Meanwhile, back at Xander's private manor, Xin Yan was hard at work continuing her diligent language studies. With the second half of her current lyric translation nearly complete, she would soon be ready to practice vocal performance without hesitation. However, following the completion of Burying the Light, she still had another complex track titled Devil Trigger to master. Tackling foreign-language rock songs without a solid foundational background proved to be a formidable challenge.

Xander reflected on his own past, realizing he still had plenty of classic music from his homeland to share with her. Though he was hardly a professional musician, he remembered the golden era of the Huaxia music scene quite well. Back when the legendary Jay Chou and his contemporaries dominated the charts, Xander had been an ardent fan, memorizing rhythmic classics like Nunchucks, Dragon Boxing, Huo Yuanjia, and East Wind Sorrow. Following the technological collapse of his original world, the modern music industry back home had largely stagnated, but those memories remained entirely intact within his mind.

Shaking those nostalgic thoughts away, Xander focused on his immediate plans for the afternoon. He intended to take Shen He out for another stroll around the harbor, helping her build emotional confidence and absorb more practical everyday common sense. After their intimate evening together, Shen He displayed a gentle, lingering shyness, but her demeanor confirmed that she held deep, affectionate feelings toward him. Walking together through the bustling streets, she looked less like an isolated adeptus disciple and more like a completely normal young woman enjoying a peaceful day out.

As they wandered near the lower approach of Yujing Terrace, the couple spotted Ganyu in the distance, seemingly preparing to head toward the northern mountain paths for her afternoon administrative duties. Xander raised a hand, intending to call out and greet the secretary, when he suddenly noticed Qiqi slipping quietly out of her nearby herbal hut. The young zombie began trailing behind Ganyu with surprising stealth, maintaining a silent distance.

Exchanging curious glances, Xander and Shen He decided to tail Qiqi to see what was motivating the peculiar behavior. Based on Xander's prior knowledge of the local rumors, Qiqi's lingering obsession with the legendary coconut sheep remained entirely active, and her desire to capture Ganyu had clearly not faded over time. Thus, a comical procession formed along the mountain trail: Ganyu walked ahead, completely unaware; Qiqi followed closely behind with intent-filled steps; and Xander and Shen He brought up the rear as amused spectators to the unfolding pursuit.