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Days Since Accident: 0 (Patreon)

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2019-03-04 03:38:18
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2026-06
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Beepatrice no

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Brian

I don’t like where this is going

Cody Renton

why does that even go up to 11

Max D S

That... escalated quickly.

Terry Parry

That surgeon would be confused: "how exactly did you get your dick ripped off again?"

Anonymous

That's not what they meant when they said "Disarm it".

R L

I love these people.

BobC

The path to functional teledildonics is hard and tight.

awgiedawgie
>>20435638

Well, they used to say that masturbating would put your eye out. This kind of ups the ante.

drone r0m-3

Every universe has *something* wrong with it. Travel to the QC universe and you get awesome AI bots but also exploding dildos and masturbatory devices that can take your arm off.

Dean Reilly

What kind of masturbation sleeve isn't human-safe?!

Mitchell Sealy
>>20435905

These are devices in development. Presumably Beepatrice and the gang work out all the kinks in the design before they hit the open market.

Populuxe

While we all have a good laugh at the masturbatory dismemberment joke, it's worth noting that Roko's inability to acclimate to her new body may be a much bigger issue than we thought. I was expecting her to get accustomed eventually and everything would be cool, but now that we know Beepatrice never did acclimate to her second body, I'm not so sure. More importantly, Roko now knows it's a possibility she might not acclimate. There are a lot of directions the story can take now, many of them not good for Roko.

Carl Fink

I think that sleeve is also not robot-safe.

Captain Button

Does Smif have a joint venture with industry in "Ill-advised Research and Development Projects"?

Kinda Squirrely

Robot repair must be a booming industry in this town with as many bizarre accidents as those two have dealt with so far.

EnterTheHero

Business is booming, finally, it seems.

Summer Sudbrink

Ah, the Bobbitt model. Vibrator, food processor, and garbage disposal all in one.

Clifton Royston

It took me a minute to see that was the remnant of the supervisor's (former) arm sticking out of it, and that they hadn't actually designed a masturbation device with large aggressive teeth on it. With Beepatrice's company I was considering it a possibility.

Drakoo Dreamer
>>20436590

I mean there has been a few surges, but it seems like there has been a steady raise in the numbers we see in the current releases

Mark

I'm now imagining one person using this sleeve simultaneously with the incendiary then exploding vibrator from yesterday's bonus strip. "Ouch" doesn't seem to cover it.

Anonymous
>>20436588

A "Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic", as per Discworld, perhaps?

Anonymous

I love how protective Bubbles is of Faye. :)

Tom B

My question is, why did he have his arm in the vibrator?

Sarah Walker
>>20447493

Thank you very much for linking me to that. Gonna make the meeting I'm about to go into way less stressful. Like, "I've got bigger things I'm wrestling with right now. Like if rigor mortis applies to severed limbs. And if a dick is a limb."

Bagge

Please, please, please make sure Barry never gets his hands on that thing

Bagge
>>20436917

Fixing that Dildo for Melon turned out to be the gateway gig that opened the door for more business. Who would have guessed?

Bagge
>>20438910

A vagina dentata sex toy sounds... marketable, frankly.

awgiedawgie
>>20436590

We can excuse the grammatical errors, because putting that many double-entendres in one sentence deserves a standing ovation.

Joe
>>20436590

itz all buttz buttz buttz & toyz toyz toyz up in here ...

William Cole
>>20465248

That would bring us right back around to the accidental cattle mutilation from a while back.