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Beepatrice Tries (Patreon)

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2019-03-05 03:08:04
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2026-06
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Content

pockets!!!

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Peter McDevitt

hello, dapper Pintsize. guess they DO still make Chibi-Anthros...

Cliff

The best detail is that, even at this point in technological evolution, you still need a paperclip to perform a hard reset!

Chris Hewson

Ooh, a classic looking anthro-pc. We haven't seen one of them in a while!

JD

Have we've ever seen a classic anthro pc with a real job before?

LH

I wonder if that pintsize-looking dude has a pintsize-sounding potty mouth

Sally Fields

Is that the Anthro-pc Pintsize had sex with?

Boter Bug

*gasp* An Anthro-PC and not simply a robot! It's been FOREVER!

Errol Lobo

Skirt with pockets?! It is the future!

drone r0m-3

Skirts with pockets are just the best.

Shawn K. Younkin
>>20469428

Not that I can recall, other than the spider one...also, we don't know if they work there, they may just be Beepatrice's hard reset AI companion.

MikeT

OMG it's Pintsize's dapper, sophisticated cousin. ...commence the overly complicated back-history Jeph

Danny Beans

Pockets? Arthur? Arthur? Pockets?

Populuxe

Skirts with pockets do not exist. Designers don’t care if people are begging with tears in their eyes for skirts with pockets. They have decided skirts don’t get pockets so you’re just SOL.

Gary Walker

Skirt with pockets: proof, if needed, that QC is not realistic fiction.

Anonymous

I want a reset button too. =P

Anonymous

I wanna start a reasonably priced clothing chain store called "Pockets" and all it stocks is women's clothes with functional pockets. Gotta be a goldmine idea, right?

Populuxe

Just curious. Who pronounces her name “Bee-Patrice” and who pronounces her name “Beep-atrice”?

JPMK! {verb}

Where on Earth does the paperclip go?

Mitchell Sealy
>>20471630

Back of her neck I would imagine. Don't know why, but that just seems like the place to put that button.

Benzy
>>20471522

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a censored version of "cockatrice," so I just sub "beep" for "cock."

Everett Bradshaw

Is that another Pintsize-type APC? And a dapper one, at that! I want to know his name!

Captain Button

What has it got in its nasty little pocketteses?

Bagge

Roko is having the best day. :-(

Dylan T

Oh she literally is asking someone to shut her down ok. I wish someone could do that to me when my anxiety went out of control like that.

Vanestus

Huh, skirt pockets... neat.

Lee Kinkade

Saying the skirt has pockets but not showing them in use is a bit like her saying Dumbledore is gay.

Andrew
>>20473534

Is that a dildo in her pocket or is she... oh wait yep definitely is.

Diptych
>>20475479

Maybe not "in use" but we can at least see the pockets. They're there on that seam!

Lalo Martins

#whonever #endlessapologyloop

Evgeniy Semyonov

Beep@rice is clearly my favorite character in QC-verse for now.

Summer Sudbrink

What has it got in its pocketses? A paperclip perhaps?

Anonymous

I wonder if Beepatrice is the same person after a hard reset. Perhaps what we are seeing is someone undergoing assisted suicide and replacement by an almost identical person as a way of dispelling embarrassment. If so, it might possibly be worth it.

Susan K. Jolly
>>20475479

Yeah, this is why I don't order clothes online. I've been burned by the fake pockets!

Anonymous

I'm happy to see another classic AnthroPC unit like Pintsize. I'm glad he's not the only one left rocking that look.

Kuragari

I like Beeps, that's cute. Also gentlemanly antithesis of Pintsize. LOL

awgiedawgie
>>20475479

That's why the skirts with pockets on Amazon show pictures of the wearer with their hands actually <i>in</i> the pockets. Sort of reassures you that they are real pockets.

Anonymous
>>20485385

He and his human companion had a big blowout over the adoption of systemd. Now he's been looking into dual-booting BSD, and spends most of his days arguing on kernel mailing lists.

Brian
>>20475319

You can always ask Jack Daniels or Jim Beam to do that for you.

Brian
>>20469888

No, but Gary is. You can see that by the way he sits on peoples’ heads.

Brian
>>20469512

I thought they were all Anthro-PCs? Is that just a model or brand name?

Danya Michael
>>20475319

I wonder if it's the mechanical equivalent of smacking someone who's having "hysterics."